No Doubt edition
cara a shit
>arsenal
having a go
our nige
you're not my real dad
>4am
Real lad hours over here
Cara is not attractive. Please refrain from posting photographs of her.
>Kieran Gibbs
>playing english players
wonga pls
>>53322675
>>53322677
i could have beaten you but i had to wait for the post cooldown
>>53322702
SMASH THAT MOTHAFUGGIN LIKE BUTTON
>>53322634
Unironically love this.
Gimmick suggestion: pair it with Stelling pics
Dasha
r8 my gf lads
i'm on the left (her right)
@53322714
benders out
>>53322727
good gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo8mP7XHq1E
if i dont get it seen its going soon to seem right down the drain
>>53322784
Decent chebs on your gf m8
>>le fedora
>Ironically you're more fedora than people suggesting other chans, you cucked faggot
>>53322784
Proper munter.
>>53322784
>sunglasses
Hey Mr cool
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1eXpHdlPorg4C5TKgCJxmMVED5Em16qN0X8FZBmO9PuE/viewform
lads
tits
>>53322833
>hey
Off you pop.
let the normies hit the floor
let the normies hit the floor
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>53322784
Want her to feed and nourish our ginger sprog with those juicy fucking milkbags tbqh
want some xanax
ironically listening to 'crawling' by linken park
>>53322875
normies are just as much victims as we are, they're just lucky enough to not be aware of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LEUB9x9otI
The previous thread images were shit.
Post slags, /brit/.
kpop desu lads
>>53322869
Nah lol
Yank women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWh1f301Xb0
English women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0CVJILk3rk
>>53322994
I don't believe she reads books
Arsenal 0 - (1) Sunderland
Nottingham Forest (1) - 0 QPR
Doncaster (1) - 1 Stoke
Arsenal (1) - 1 Sunderland
>>53322998
Slagposting is unrionically the only goodposting ngl everyone loves tbf
They should make a law that states you shouldn't be able to drive on country lanes unless you can keep to a minimum average speed of 50mph
>Get to a good stretch of twisty road in my sports car
>Old granny ecoboxcunt pulls out of a side road
light has broken in my room
only light is from my monitor
help
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoKa-MvpNvE
>>53322998
>that dick image
Is it still up? I hope he was banned.
>>53323078
update
ARS 1 - SUN 1
>>53322998
>Regional flags is reddit cancer
Shouldn't it be "Reddit flags ARE reddit cancer"?
keep alt tabbing just as a goal is scored ffs
>>53323078
>local team is losing to bloody peterborough
>>53323082
>>53322998
half these images are mine haha not even kidding
>>53323181
Get a second monitor
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RBjUxKoNTJk
>tfw
>>53323172
aye technically
>>53323237
fuck off tory
>>53323082
ugh, big arses is such a normie thing to find attractive
i'm absolutely over it
fuck nicki minaj and hip hop culture in general for promoting this shit
lads
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1eXpHdlPorg4C5TKgCJxmMVED5Em16qN0X8FZBmO9PuE/viewform
AND THERE HAS BEEN ANOTHER GOAL AT THE EMIRATES! HAVE SUNDERLAND DONE THE UNTHINKABLE AND GONE 2-0 UP AGAINST THE LEAGUE LEADERS IN THE FIRST HALF? KAMMY CAN TELL US
Noooh, I'm afraid not, Arsenal have equalised! Joel Campbell with a lovely strike from a couple of yards out equals the score here, what a game! 1-1 here Jeff.
>>53323282
This is a virus and broke my 4 grand Apple computer.
good morning lads
just shaved all my pubes haha
Colchester (1) - 0 Charlton
Southampton 0 - (1) Crystal Palace
Norwich 0 - (2) Manchester City
Janny 0 - (3) Me
>>53322618
>tcw no young gwen gf
https://youtu.be/J7xccTzyoQI
where in the UK can i find a girl like this?
>>53323333
>Janny 0 - (3) Me
>tfw janny is 1 up on me because he got my pass banned for 3 days
>>53323365
i've told you before m8
Pigeon Park, Birmingham city centre
can't revise
have to revise
nothings going in
can't wake up
Me on the right
>>53323282
just did it nae bor
>>53323383
Kek. This is the reason why I'll never buy a pass.
You can't funpost without the risk of getting your pass banned.
>>53323439
all i did was post a thread during that shit storm of threads the other day
bit rude if you ask me
Reminder that everyone is subconsciously redpilled
>>53323243
backpacking is mostly boring and stressful lad
wouldn't recommend it unless you've got lots of money for nice hotels
>Reminder that everyone is subconsciously redpilled
>tfw they ask for my A-levels
is there even any point in me applying lads?
>>53323261
you can get a monitor for like 20 quid off gumtree you cockgoblin
>>53323243
getting some nogf feels
>>53323359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsAcdfw0pig
>>53323549
those are decent though, also it probably doesn't even matter as long as the rest of your application is fine
applied somewhere which wanted AAB and a predicted 2:1, i have the predicted 2:1 but only BBB
still got an interview next week though
>>53323549
>As and Bs in sciences
did you literally revise 24/7
>>53322784
bit too reptilian for me
>>53323549
Those are grades to be proud of lad.
I wouldn't worry.
Does seem quite weird though (t)(b)(q)(h)
>>53323579
Looks like a brunette Rachel Riley here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
yes
yes
Y E S
>he didn't get all A's
that will be one latte please
it was the best of times
>>53323333
keep us updated on the Southend score please lad
>>53323635
Went to a really good school. Was a lazy bugger who tried to get by on being clever.
>>53323633
People keep saying A-levels don't even matter, but so many people ask, I don't know what to believe.
Everton (1) - 0 Dagenham and Redbridge
Middlesborough (1) - 0 Burnley
Brentford 0 - (1) Walsall
Inbred scum (1) - 0 Bournemouth
Colchester United (2) - Charlton Athletic
got 420 ucas points from a btec desu
>>53323686
>drinking anything but black
Bender
>>53323686
Would love to work in a coffee shop t͜bh.
>learn about coffee making techniques
>smell coffee all day
>get to look at rich yuppy girls as they buy their coffees
>probably get an allowance of free coffee / beans to take home
Sounds great.
>mfw my mixed sixth form years were just after I left boys school
JUST
>>53323756
blaze it
>>53323243
>typical gopro footage with some shitty dance/EDM bleep shit music filmed in thailand/vietnam/cambodia
INT. LIVING ROOM (EVENING)
Close up on KEV, chunky Irishman, talking into the camera for his vlog. Pale yellow walls and a black leather chair can just be seen behind him. Throughout the entire scene, a TV show plays loudly in the background, sometimes obscuring KEV's voice.
Red-cheeked and with heavy bags under the eyes, KEV sighs.
KEV
(Resigned)
Hey.
He closes his eyes in exhaustion and clears his throat. He proceeds to massage his forehead.
KEV
So tired...
He opens his eyes as he sighs again.
KEV
(Barely coherent whisper)
So tired.
KEV eyes the camera, lifting his hand from his forehead as he talks, his simple words mired in a thick Irish brogue.
KEV
But on the other hand... I had a nice dinner. Nice.
He looks down at his lap, where an EMPTY PLATE lies just out of view, and suddenly jerks the camera down to briefly show us a smattering of breadcrumbs.
KEV
(O.C.)
Look.
The camera swings back up to KEV, who now wears a faint, weary smile on his face.
KEV
(Playful; almost baby talk)
All gone. All gone!
The camera lingers briefly on KEV as he gazes into the camera, then abruptly switches off.
>>53323686
got a C in my maths AS 2bh. No-one ever has to know.
>>53323778
Its a constant social situation and you can't fuck up anywhere and you have to do the till and shit
A*ABB and an E in critical thinking because i took it stoned desu
>>53323749
WHERE IS THE FUCKING SOUTHEND GAME YOU CRETIN
I DEMAND RECOGNITION
>>53323823
good post
>>53323778
Same, the only problem would be people you went to school with coming in and seeing that you work in a coffee shop.
Best situation would be owning one desu.
>>53323877
MATE
GANJ
AHA
>>53323932
>he still lives on the city he went to school in
Lmao
which ISP should i go with
doing a bored
>>53323823
>>53323756
muh btec is worth 4 A*s
doing a poo
>>53324002
Talktalk
Hull City (1) - 0 Brighton Hove and Albion
Sheffield Wednesday (1) - 0 Fulham
Watford (1) - 0 Newcastle
Inbred scum 1 - (1) Bournemouth
Sheffield Wednesday 1 - (1) Fulham
Swindon Town (1) - 2 Southend United
Leeds United (1) - 0 Rotherham United
Middlesborough 1 - (1) Burnley
>>53323884
its meant to be fa cup only but i've added you (the comeback is on)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35271171
>German Chancellor Angela Merkel has proposed changes to make it easier to deport asylum-seekers who commit crimes, after the New Year's Eve sex attacks on women in Cologne.
>The attacks, which victims say were carried out by men of North African and Arab appearance, have called into question her open-door migrant policy.
Oh the tide, it is-a turning
>>53323971
Olympics soon brother
>>53323986
>He went to school in a city
Rasheed
>>53324002
Doesn't really matter unless VM is available
>>53324033
Talktalk is literally the worst ISP in the UK
>>53324048
slowly and slightly
>>53323686
>drinking lattes
fucking off you limp-wristed leftie cunt
>>53324045
>Watford (1) - 0 Newcastle
>>53324083
virgin?
Got 40 replies on /soc/ saying people wanted to fuck me
>drinking coffee
fucking disgusting
in my experience
virgin>bt>>>>>>>>>>>>talktalk
Thinking about starting a Beatles tribute band lads.
>>53324162
they're all fucking slow lmaoing@britinternet
>>53324131
WHERE IS TE BLACK GUY
>tfw it's my birthday today
>Only my aunt, uncle and driving instructor has said happy birtday over normiebook
>Decided to arrange a night out with a few mates, something to eat then go pub crawling
>Dad revealed he booked us a table at a really good restaurant I love going to
>"Oh sorry Dad, you never mentioned."
>"It's alright, we're still going without you though haha"
This is fucking tragic lads.
They can fuck off with this jew shite. Was genuinely going to buy a ticket but they can fuck off now. I don't want 5 tickets and I don't want to play five separate times.
What a crock of jew-y shit. Was excited about playing as well.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jan/09/silvio-berlusconi-vows-to-relaunch-forza-italia-and-topple-government
he's back lads
>go to /soc/ wanting a rate
>see everyone is a literal 10 normi
>close tab
yeah no thanks
>which one do you want anon?
how do you respond?
Whats your favourite part of ballkick lads?
I like it when the ballkick men try to stop the other ballkick men from kicking the ball.
>>53324162
>tfw sky
>>53324197
happy birthday m8. may the money gods smile on you.
>>53324228
me in the background
>>53323778
>rich yuppy girls
they're the sorta girl im after 2bh
>>53324223
go on /r/amiugly
>>53324131
good post
>>53324217
>trump
>le pen
>farage
>berlusconi
>>53324230
i like it when the ballkicking man kicks the ball into the goal!
>>53324256
Nice feet
>>53324228
>Big and black
>small and white
P O T T E R Y
>>53324162
I have talktalk and unironically don't think it's that bad. Just over 30 quid for fibre broadband, TV, phone and a free mobile SIM and they even gave us Sky Sports free for three months to say sorry for letting those Pakis hack into their website.
>>53324206
go to the shop then you lazy bastard
Lads.
Some Korean is talking to me on interpals.
not sure if cute though
http://www.interpals.net/Hansol97?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
Just found an empty wrapper in my freshly opened Quality Street
>>53324228
you
>>53324315
in my (and actually a lot of people i know) experience it was slow and was unusable for about literally half the time
cold in
>>53324337
Nah they can fuck off forever for trying to goad me into spending more than I want to spend. It's a digital transaction; there is no need for a "minimum spend". Fuck the national lottery.
nah that's not me act like a wasteman that's not me
>>53324344
>Hansol
>torrent encryption Enabled
>sky cunts still throttling and turning off my connection
sneaky cunts hahahhaha
>>53324344
tell her you like crayon pop
should probably go do some work for my exams haha
playing battlefield 4 lads
>>53324286
Fuck you nigger O'Neill or O'Kelley answer the fucking question
Also I'm going to demand my grandfather gain his rightful citizenship so I can demand citizenship in your faggot country and then where will you be? Nerd.
>>53324344
>korean women
>>53324344
going to steal her from you desu
>>53323686
didn't even go to school
waste of time Tbh
I did alright though, now I'm a manager at JJB
>>53324403
there are such things as card processing fees which probably makes it not worth it for such low amounts
OK lads NEED some answers here
1. how long is it socially acceptable to wear clothes without washing them?
2. where do i put clothes i have worn and want to wear again in the future without washing first?
gf's son made me lose my manager job at JJB
Spending 1000s of quid on clothes again lads
>>53324397
Put the heating on lad
>>53324434
Got another yank QT lined up
http://www.interpals.net/Smallworld6?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
>>53324427
i wasnt even in the thread until 5 minutes ago la
>>53324477
kent
>>53324477
post the clothes
>>53324477
in jjb right?
>paying 17 quid a week for 11Mb/s down
not sure how to feel about this lads
>>53324416
torrent encryption doesn't do what you think it does
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/29726692/why-cant-torrent-traffic-be-encrypted
it can still easily be detected as P2P traffic, you need a VPN if you don't want them to be able to detect it, then it will just look like regular SSL traffic to them
>>53324477
what clothes
show pics
i'm already chuckling cuz i know you've probably bought some disgusting shite that will cock block yourself
>>53324508
>qt
Doctors are to Cameron what miners were to Thatcher. If he can break them he can break NHS. We cannot let it happen. Our lives depend on it.
>>53324508
>This user does not accept messages from Turkey
Lol
>>53324508
>This user only accepts messages from 19-23 year old users from Europe. This user does not accept messages from Turkey
>>53324344
>>53324508
never really got this website, whats the point of it? helping others learn languages and culture?
>>53324553
Fuck off Jezza
>mfw i would probably never get a reply on interpals because im ugly
>>53324228
the one where i don't have to see your duckface
last night managed to convince a canadian last night that I lived on a narrowboat with a gf and we were thinking about buying solar panels but weren't sure on the price
>>53324576
Yee, and just having penpals.
>>53324564
>>53324559
fucking lel. Looks like I bagged myself a nationalist QT
>>53324576
dunno but maybe the name of the website has something to do with the idea behind the site?
>>53324469
Haha, no. In return for your £2 they generate some random numbers and assign them to you. That process incurs them zero cost whatsoever because it's all virtual. As far as processing fees, what sort of kickback do you think they get for processing literally MILLIONS of requests every single week, twice a week? Enough that it isn't going to cut deep into their 100% profit margin on every ticket.
If you can buy shit off eBay with Paypal for £2 then you can buy a lottery ticket.
so what's the point of Interpals?
nudes?
>>53324586
i'll join and reply to you m8, when my exams are done maybe
>>53324509
Doesn't matter, answer the question.
>>53324576
>helping others learn languages and culture?
yeah but everyone uses it to get a gf
might sign up to interpals and shag qts from all over the world
does it work lads?
has anyone met someone from there?
am moderately ok looking for reference
>>53324508
>This user only accepts messages from 19-23 year old users from Europe. This user does not accept messages from Turkey.
must of had a right cheeky paki creeping her out haha
>>53324586
You can get a bunch of ugly Thais easy, everyone filters the country
>>53324631
foreign qts
>>53324595
>living on a boat
Unironically my dream
>>53324631
That one muslim chick who won't stop messaging people
Avoiding her is the game
>>53324471
>1. how long is it socially acceptable to wear clothes without washing them?
Underwear (including Tshirts) & socks just 1 day. Less if you're engaged in stout exercise or sex.. Pants maybe 3 days max, jumpers depending on what you wear underneath, how much you sweat and how long you've worn them. I have vests that I don't wash for weeks on end, but I'll wear them perhaps a few hours a week.
>2. where do i put clothes i have worn and want to wear again in the future without washing first?
Preferrably somewhere where they catch a breeze of fresh air. But seriously lad, just wash your fucking clothes.
>>53324641
lobster lad?
back from iran lads
some serious qts over there
>>53324658
when it first got big on /int/ I joined with a fake name and pic, talked to about 8 qts regularly, left /int/ and stopped going on the site because it was getting boring
just started coming back to /int/ to shitpost during exams, maybe it's changed
:3
http://www.interpals.net/Alicesiz
FUCKING NORMIES
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/this-guy-found-out-his-dad-was-sleeping-with-his-girlfriend
that /r9k/ thread made its way on the LAD Bible
>>53324717
Rasheed.
ra ra rasputin
>>53324702
>pants
FUCK OFF YANK
>>53324717
did you finger any birds
>>53324688
>>living on a boat
>Unironically my dream
I live next to a canal, and have been on narrowboats loads of times
Its nice for a day then becomes a hassle
>>53324717
half persian lad? dag lad?
>>53324680
yeah but do you get nudes from them
>>53324595
did you state THE CURRENT YEAR, i heard that's all you need to convince them
>>53324631
Nudes, learning languages, meeting up with QTs, confidence boost, seeing what nationality is interested in you.
Asian girls won't stop messaging me.
>>53324717
is it true girls turn into slags once they're inside
>>53324702
OK
It just seems like I'm doing more washing than everyone else
>>53324688
Lord Nelson?
>>53324774
Not him but yes
t. Spent a year in Kuwait for work
>his city literally has LESS canals than venice
fucking hell lmao
why do you lot even bother to breathe
>>53324751
Um we prefer to be insulted as "seppo" not "yank"
Fucking faggot
How many lottery tickets are you buying lads?
>>53324754
I live near a canal too but I've never been on one of the boats. What's a hassle about it? Looks comfy as fuck.
I'd at least like to take a little canal boat trip some time, floating around the countryside, stopping off at little pubs near locks to get tanked and have a bite to eat, having a bit of boat banter with my fellow sailors.
>>53324828
What work lad?
my m8s bird has just text me explaining how shes throwing a surprise house party for my m8s birthday in a few weeks at her house and she needs me to get all my m8s to come, only problem is she lives with my oneitis that i fucked and havent talked to since gonna be proper awkward lads ffs
bitch dab
>>53324743
Iranians aren't arabs, they are aryan. Seriously look it up. The first indo-europeans (aryans) came from Iran.
>>53324840
>faggot
FUCK OFF YANK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f215_AM5d8s
5 minutes of getting my patriotic egodick stroked desu
dubs tbqh
>>53324897
what happened to her face
>>53324740
ngl I'm mad
>>53324897
Rasheed for days
>>53324897
Rorkesheed
>>53324874
I am a private sector engineer that contracts for the military
>>53324871
this
might buy a canalboat one day and live on it
>>53324759
No, which I thought was surprising
>>53324774
it's actually illegal but people just ignore the law basically. outdoors people are more reserved but indoors they dont give a hoot.
>>53324743
not even joking, the women are beautiful, theyre not the usual raghead/ninjas in other muslim countries
>>53324754
hi
>>53324740
this is why there's so many fucking normies here REEEEE
>>53324949
>I'm a paid murderer of Syrian children
fuck off
>>53324949
>richfag
just
>>53324740
It's amazing how easily tricked people are. All you really need to do is insist something hard enough and people will take it as fact. It's actually kind of insteresting.
Instagram is so fucking annoying. People go about with £600 iPhones that take excellent pictures and we're stuck with these fucking terrible 640x640 thumbnails. How am I meant to wank over thick arses when the pictures are fucking tiny?
Business idea: an instagram fork that still allows normies to express their narcissism while having wankable image resolutions.
>>53324908
IT'S SEPPO YOU DUMB NIGGER
>>53324871
Its comfy for a day
Imagine a really really really cramped house
Most people do not travel around or anything, they stay in the same spot for ages
Its shite when its not summer too
>>53324949
How do I become this
>>53324986
>rasheed
>>53324986
should be thanking him 3bh
>>53324986
t. SNP voter
>>53324986
Only indirectly
That's like saying a blacksmith was a murderer for making the daggers and swords people used.
>>53324986
Are you for real
Western militaries spend billions on research and development of their missiles to ensure there are no civilian casualties
>>53325013
So why is the picture big there?
Also you'd get sued when some cunt realized her image was making money without her attached
>>53324874
machine operator
>>53325044
since you're a capitalist, you should hand over the means of production to the workers
>>53324928
Nothing you just need to put on your glasses.
>>53324947
>>53324937
Mouthbreathers that think reality is a meme.
aryan literally means indo-aryan. But I doubt you even know what indo-european means.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indo-Iranians
>Indo-Iranian peoples, also known as Indo-Iranic people by scholars,[1] and sometimes as Aryans from their self-designation, are a grouping of ethnic groups consisting of the Indo-Aryan, Iranian and Nuristani people; that is, speakers of Indo-Iranian languages, a major branch of the Indo-European language family.
Before Islam hit Persia, it was one of the scientific centres of the world.
Pic related is Persia before Islam.
cba to carry on with all the updates but
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>>53324986
t. posting from from my computer made in china, wearing clothes made in chinese sweatshops by 7 year old children
must be nice being able to cherry pick
>>53325020
You have to know people
My dad was a colonel
>>53325066
Lol
>>53325035
t. jew
Syrian kids are white you kike
>>53325115
>south of the alps
>>53324949
are you one of the lads that works for BAE?
post yfw you realise that sportsdirect.com are losing again
>>53325093
Aryan does not mean aryan, this uneducated meme needs to die
Even in finnish "orija" means "slave" and "orja" means "southeast" indicating that 7000 years ago finnics and indo-europeans were at war and indo-europeans called themselves arya/orya/aryan
she was never this good in bed even when she was sleeping now she's just so perfect i've never been quite so fucking deep in
