>You wake up and Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America.
What do you do?
>>53320066
Search for dank memes about him on /int/
vote Green
https://youtu.be/a86QgZVgbyQ?t=2m4s
>>53320119
Dilma impeachment when, my Brazilian brother?
>>53320138
But the greens are already running and ruining your country m8?
>>53320186
Correct
>>53320066
Go to the bookies and collect my £10,000 profit
Breath in the morning air and take out a loan to go to graduate school
Which was my plan anyway, but God bless the president
>>53320066
Trump said he'd make america great again. The son of a bitch lied to me
>>53320066
Ask for a military intervention in Europe.
>>53320066
I would expect his hard deal with China
>>53320066
Suck his cock and swallow every drop, so I might become as alpha as he is.
Get a job to work on the wall.
>as always, america is a role model for rest the world
>shitskins >>>/out/
>World is a beautiful place again
>>53328433
for the rest of the world*
Feel elated that the American Empire may soon reach its end.
>>53320066
Lie and hope that the Bill of Rights lasts when Donald "The American Caesar" Trump crosses the Potomac
>>53320066
begin ruthlessly removing kebab
>>53320066
Laugh at the absurdity of it all and raise a toast to Interesting Times we live in.
>>53320066
Go on /int/ for dank memes.
be annoyed at how much 4chan is going to suck for the next week or two
>kebabs face when
>>53320066
Celebrate
ugh, I'd move to Canada because it is 2016 and we need a woman to be the first president in spite of all the heckling from the virgin manchild neckbeard rethuglicans ugh
>>53320066
Would fight fucking subhuman russian gommies scum of course!
>>53320066
Damn, he won't get me greencard
>>53320066
Built trump tower in minecraft.
http://www.usnews.com/opinion/articles/2016-01-08/new-poll-shows-donald-trump-is-a-real-threat-to-hillary-clinton
>Nearly 20 percent of likely Democratic voters say they'd cross sides and vote for Trump, while a small number, or 14 percent, of Republicans claim they'd vote for Clinton. When those groups were further broken down, a far higher percentage of the crossover Democrats contend they are "100 percent sure" of switching than the Republicans.
>When the firmed showed respondents the Trump ad, and assessed their responses to each moment of it, it found "the primary messages of Trump's ad resonated more than Democratic elites would hope."
>About 25 percent of Democrats "agree completely" that it raises some good point, with an additional 19 percent agreeing at least "somewhat."
>Mercury CEO Ron Howard, a Democrat whose firm works for candidates in both parties and corporate clients, concedes, "We expected Trump's first campaign spot to strongly appeal to Republican Trump supporters, with little impact – or in fact negative impact – on Democratic or independent voters."
>He continues, "The challenge to Hillary, if Trump is the nominee and pivots to the center in the general election as a problem-solving, independent-minded, successful 'get it done' businessman is that Democrats will no longer be able to count on his personality and outrageous sound bites to disqualify him in the voters' minds."
Lose all faith in humanity because paid shills "designing" internet memes won an election.
>>53330311
>>53325886
Didn't Pacific Rim taught you that walls are useless?
>>53320066
rejoice
