/balt+ausnz/ - No sandniggers allowed edition
shit thread
The Latvian flag looks like a tasty icecream sandwich tbf
Do Baltics secretly want to migrate to Australia?
>>53316859
the other way around desu lad
>>53316859
>secretly
>>53316795
what does the f in tbf stand for
>>53316792
>>53316941
fair
>>53317068
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "frank"
9th for Egypt is a glorios baltic nashaan ^ ^
>>53316963
Bud muh Suomi contributions
Really enjoying my time in Riga
>>53317091
I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be "ur mum"
>>53317124
Where are you from, lad?
Reminder
Do not reply to Eg*ptians.
>>53316963
>Put the potato
>In the tomato
>>53317142
California
>>53317152
>>53317253
Nice
do you go out a lot? how's the cold air treating you?
>>53317345
>>53317147
Open this in a new tab and continue to read o.o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wviJIQpZ_yY
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;-;
S-sorry if you hate me this much I can leave ~(。︵ ಠ@)> ....
the truth is i'm just so jealous of you guys and was really curious about your countries, i guess I'm an autistic part shitskin no brain and i just wanted to fit in and talk about anything because i'm hated and get called an american whore here + have no friends to talk to (apart from harry my cute invisible friend, but he doesnt like to say much)(︶︹︺). My glorios balt culture knowledge is far inferior to yours and i just wish i could be like you.
i was so jealous of your super coolness and wanted to be Estonian. But my plan has failed and i want to apologise to you all by inviting you to my birthday at my house next week please come or it will be just me and Harry(Θ︹Θ)ს
I wont post in balt anymore ._.
B-bye /balt/.... ;-;
>>53317424
very poor mspaint skills, lad
you have a long way to go
>>53316859
not a secret
>>53317482
;_;
I teared up.
>>53317492
Took me 10 million years
>>53316907
>>53317510
honest question lads, why would you want to live in Australia?
>>53317539
If the abbos can survive there, imagine how easy it will be for us
>>53317369
I went out for a few hours today and yesterday. The cold is pretty brutal but, after awhile, tolerable. I'm leaving tomorrow but tonight I'm going to check out Folkklubs Ala Pagrabs.
>>53317539
for the bantz
>-25c
I should move to a tropic island.
>>53317574
quite the opposite, the climate would be very hard to get used to. you'd start missing our winters pretty soon
>see venelane kes ütles junni mitte juuni
>>53317974
ei kommentaari
>>53317642
saaremaa
>>53317579
alone?
>>53317646
no
>>53318065
Yea, alone
>>53318285
that sounds sad lad
>>53318065
>no
yes
>>53318559
calm down gazik
>>53318559
Doing things by yourself hardens you, imo
I'm not one for socializing anyway
>>53318716
I understand doing stuff alone, but going to a pub is not one of them, especially if you don't like socializing. Do you plan to just sit in the corner and drink?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qj8p-PEwbI
>>53318909
That's what she gets for not installing gentoo
>teletupsut
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53317579
>Folkklubs Ala Pagrabs
I recommend this place to everyone. I've spend god knows how many hours just sitting there, drinking cranberry beer and listening to the folk/indie bands they host.
>>53317482
rip in pieces sweet princess :_;7
>>53319072
*spent
>>53316859
>secretly
Why are we changing threads randomly?
>>53318840
probably eat alone then try and chat with some locals for a bit then bounce
>>53319199
Because WE
>>53319072
I will ask for cranberry beer
>>53319260
HOL UP
Should I?
>>53319459
>beer
>not krokodil
>>53319459
no, grab 12€ worth of karums instead
>>53319183
Post the most famous Latvian Australian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Rudd
>>53319549
>Born to Lithuanian parents
Sounds like a Latvian alright
Mis kurat on noppekanal?
>>53319545
We have our own, superior ice cream bird
>>53319459
This >>53319545 desu
>>53319459
You should. Also, enjoy your mantits.
>>53319645
>superior
>ice cream
>>53319549
literally who?
Crocodile Dundee is the most famous Latvian Australian.
>>53319549
Crocodile Harry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcrmOYk-FrU
>>53317646
It's easier to deal with heat than cold
>>53319753
Impressive, now who's the most famous Estonian Australian?
>>53319597
nopitud kanal
>>53319798
>It's easier to deal with heat than cold
not really
>>53319816
Mida see tähendab? Mida sa selle all mõtled?
>>53319798
t. someone who's lived in a hot climate their entire life
>>53319838
kanal mille sa pöösast oled kahe sörmega noppinud.
>>53319926
Ma räägin noppekanalist, mitte su emast.
>>53319831
>>53319861
Just put a fan on
It's true I'm more used to it though. Bitch out in our 5-10 degree winters
>>53319970
Kunast sa teda tead?
>>53319459
the right one is pretty good imho
>>53319982
Just put a coat on
>5-10 degrees
>>53319798
literally what? I'm American, from Florida, where we get 40c days with insane humidity, heat is most definitely not easier to deal with heat. You're sweaty and gross and stinky and you're roasting when you're cold you just fucking wear warm clothing and you're fine.
>>53319982
We experience all kinds of weather in Baltics, +30C Summers and -20C winters. For me it's harder to handle heat.
>>53319800
He was quite a lad.
>One of the Coober Pedy legends. Crocodile Harry was an eccentric living in a dugout about 4 km out of the town. He claimed to be Arvid von Blumenthal, a baron descending from a noble Latvian family, forced to leave his country after World War II. He then first looked for uranium in the Northern Territory and when this project failed, he started hunting crocodiles and did that for 13 years.
>He arrived in Coober Pedy in 1975 and started searching for opal. In his dugout he gave his artistic imagination free rein. As soon as you get onto his property, you have the feeling to be in a different dimension. Walls and ceiling are covered with signed t-shirts, messages from visitors and tourists and all kind of different stuff.
>His dugout was used during the filming of "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome". Before leaving, the film crew created a sculpture called "The Orchestra", singing in the wind. It seems that Tina Turner left him one of her bras for his rather particular collection of feminine underwear.
>>53319831
>>53319861
Just take your skin off
>>53320046
>>53320050
Nah coats are too hot
>>53320000
Kontrollitud.
Pmst kõik teavad teda.
>>53320159
what kind of cold are we talking here? 18c?
>>53320159
You should come visit sometime.
Taking a stroll in -30C ought to change your outlook on life.
>>53320247
22c
>>53320046
>he doesn't like to be seminaked in his own house
That's the epitome of comfiness
>>53320267
He'd probably die, so no, it wouldn't
>>53320269
22c is perfect weather
>>53320267
I'm sure it would be great
>>53320247
About 5 C. I just suck it up. Nothing that bad about it.
>>53320321
Yes
tbf i rather live in +30 than -20
fuck cold
>>53320365
>he thinks 30 is hot
lads its 27
we /comfy/
http://www.delfi.lt/news/daily/crime/vilniuje-evakuoti-maximos-lankytojai-ir-darbuotojai.d?id=70068054
oh doge not again
>>53320365
i'd rather live in -20, +30-something is unbearable if you want to sleep
>>53320365
Then you should move to Ghana
>record low is +15C
>record high is +32C
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Ghana
>>53320408
-20 isn't the coldest possible temperature either, what's your point?
>>53320440
does air conditioning not exist in lith
>>53320537
we don't need AC because such temperatures are uncommon
>>53320440
it's much harder to be outside at -20 than it is at +30
>>53320537
no need for it, we get those temperatures for about a month or two
>>53320537
>air conditioning in 2+ decade old commieblocks
you're not so bright, are you m8?
>>53320537
there are places in the north USA where it doesn't exist. they dont bother having it where places dont get too hot. i don't have it where im staying right now cause its just useless most of the time
>>53320365
>he doesn't enjoy feeling like a badass survivor under arduous conditions when walking though his snowy commieblock neighborhood around 9 pm at -30C wearing 5 layers of wool
>>53320582
>>53320583
ah
>>53320594
i know literally nothing about baltic countries except that Lithuanians kill themselves or something
>>53320583
>we get those temperatures for about a month or two
same shit with -20 tho, does that mean that we don't need heating too?
>>53320685
I think he'd rather enjoy waking up midday, drinking some water from a stream and picking bananas for meals every day, and doing that for every single day in his life.
Kek everybody is talking about weather and temperatures the most boring topic of all times.
>>53320594
>2+
they're mostly ~50
>>53320733
>i know nothing about baltic countries
well this pic sums up estonia, latvians have 6 toes and eat saldejums everyday, lithuanians ruled teh slavs
>>53320735
People don't just drop dead from +30 degrees
>>53320735
You need heating as soon as it drops bellow 0
>>53320909
this
when the fuck were the gommies building in 1996?
>>53320685
i don't enjoy freezing off my face and hands
>>53320905
tea tb h lad
€
>>53320905
»he doesn't enjoy feeling superior just because he lives in colder climate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-La2tfyyyeY
>>53321159
Lithuanian?
>>53321204
Russian?
>>53321159
what the fuck?
>>53321255
This is the future you chose.
Quick, lads! The Finn's escaping from the bin!
The only way to stop him from escaping is to reply; "Get back in that bin, Finn!"
>>53321159
cool. wish i could've been there when she got fucked up in her childhood
>>53321282
nope
>>53321284
punt this soft cunt
>>53321284
Get back in that bin, Finn!
>>53321284
rude little italian
>>53321318
Get back to /brit/ you little shit
>>53321159
I agree with this video desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt19Vp9uBiQ
>>53321059
I bet you shave your face and hands
/brit more like shit LMAO
>oral exam
hehehe
/pol/ was right again.
>>53321159
got hard there at the end tbhonest
>>53321480
fucking this LMAO
czech em
>>53321480
wow
haha take the brit to the loo xDD LMAO
IM IN YOUR AREAAAAAAAAA
IM IN
YOUR AREA
>>53321662
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>>53321662
hello friend
>>53321750
Makes sense
>>53321750
fucking hell nz this better be a work of artistic fiction xDD
>>53321733
YOU'LL CATCH A JPEG TO THE HEAD
UBER REACH
YOU'RE AN INTERN
I'M WIKILEAKS
>>53321781
hi
>>53321999
sup
>>53320733
They were handed around and gangbanged by Russia, Germany, Poland, Sweden. Norway, Denmark all their life. It's a sad story to be honest, kinda feel sorry for the poor guys
>>53321999
Do you have a license for those trips?
>>53322142
It's what happens if you control access to the /balt/ sea.
>>53322142
>norway
Not really.
>>53321999
looks comfy
nth for Spitfire is best pony tbhlads
>>53322528
Spitfire is a plane u dumb bum
>>53321999
läs en bok läs en bok läs en moder knullande bok
>>53322528
Spitfire you say
>>53322591
>>53322575
and a pretty hot pony tbqhwyl(to be quite honest with you l@ds)
>>53322696
perform a lithuanian immediately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcbhdT-Xrfg
>>53322728
no, it would be too hard on my family
>>53321521
>>53321521
Oh, they're force-feeding that shit show outside the US as well.
Fuck you, Murricah.
static.ylilauta.org/files/u6/orig/mta4esuc/mmmm.mp3
>>53323302
Post images that make you feel happy
>>53322142
ehh, what's 700 years from 10000 years of history
it was a fluke r-right boys :DDD
>>53323551
t. Mohammed
>>53323551
oy vey
>>53323615
t. Schlomo
>>53323551
>>53323664
Gay
>>53323551
>>53323664
fuck you fag
[spoiler]I just fapped to little boys getting fucked a minute ago[/spoiler]
>>53323551
t. äädolf
>>53323815
Not äädolf, he's called Aadu.
>>53323551
for some reason hitler always makes me happy
>>53323731
2D little boys, r-right?
>>53323815
>>53323902
He was a jolly ol' chap
>>53323902
He's a great guy
>>53323913
Of course
>>53323937
>>53324009
i agree
i wish there were more people like him
just want to hug estonia tbf lads
>>53324009
That's good, who were they? You wouldn't happen to be that Kagamifag, would you?
>>53324068
Not if I do it first
>>53324068
why?
>>53323551
Kas meil on juudijutu vastu immuunsus, et nad siia ei üldse ei roninud?
>>53324073
Nah, just a random hentai doujin with a guy fucking his little brother dressed in a sailor uniform
>>53324095
oi nah dont aye
>>53324130
just a cute country
>>53324143
eestis pole kunagi mingit arvestatavat juudi kogukonda olnud nagu paljudes kesk-euroopa maades ja needki vähesed, kes siin pesitsesid olid enamasti venemaalt pärit
Why does RT hate us so much, lads?
>>53324184
>cute country
autism alert
>>53324143
Neil ei olnud Eestisse lubatud asuda, sest Eesti oli tsaaririigi pealinna lähedal. Leedus oli palju juute.
>>53324280
>olid enamasti venemaalt pärit
mis tähendas seda, et enne kui siin mölluks lahti läks jõudsid nad sõbraliku venemaa rüppe tagasi/edasi minna
ja üleüldse, see eesti statistika on vildakas minu arust, sest need, kes siin mättasse löödi olid kuskilt mujalt siia veetud mitte kohalikud
Hi guys, based Merkel has invited me
YOOOO LADS
How are you today?
>>53319798
You're fucked cunt
Summer is cancer
White people weren't made for Summers outside of Europe
I'm lucky i live in NSW so It's a moderate summer that barely gets above 30C, most days only gets to like 25C and rarely has very hot days unlike Melbourne which is a fucking rollercoaster of 40C and 15C days
Winter is the GOAT season
If I could have Australian Winter all year, that 5-10C temp with the sun out is amazing, If I could get that year round It'd be perfect
The good thing is there is actually a place that has this climate of 10-20C and sunny all year round
The bad news is that It's in Columbia
>>53324402
i regret to inform you that frau merkel is not based at all
she's a traitor of the white race and an american agent
if ur name is richard and u live in tartu, u must shave ur balls
>>53324340
Jep, Vilniust kutsuti Euroopa Iisraeliks vms
>>53324463
I'm Pashtun am I white?
>>53324519
i don't know what that is and i just ate so i don't want to irritate myself.. let's say hypothetically that you are for the time being
>>53321284
fuck yuo aussie bitch
>>53324283
>Estonia bans speaking Russian
TOHOHH TILLAE!
That sounds amazing!
>>53324587
nice
>>53324596
Get back in that bin, Finn!
>>53324441
Colombia*
Just set off some Fireworks
Pretty much a hardened criminal
>>53324809
phwoar
>>53323551
This image just makes crack up the longer I look at it for some stupid reason.
>>53325039
latvian pajamas
>>53325117
Looks more like Austrian
Baltics take note; a spoider a day keeps the cyka away
>>53318401
>>53320733
>>53320537
Rare?
>>53325163
i had a pet spider last year
i set her free when it seemed like it wanted to release the new generation
>>53325163
This vicious creature keeps them away
>>53326439
>>53326439
>>53326439
new /balt/ thread
>>53326464
>/balt/
>not /balt+ausnz/
>>53326672
what are you doing in mexico familia
>>53326952
tourism
chegging out dem monuments, art, architechture, cuisine, etc
>>53327114
is this you :DDDD
>>53327228
ged fugged idiod >:(( (
nobody gares whad thad sdupid chingk thinks :DD D
>>53327647
plenty of aussies disagree with you m8, the chink defence force was all over the ones who made fun of her during eurovision 2015
>>53327924
melbournians are not real australians
>>53327228
i'd dick the left one
>europe is collapsing right now
>>53328147
>Wouldn't dick the qt3.14 blonde grill
Gay
>>53328318
i did
>>53328317
>blondes
not my thing, besides, she looks like a fucking psycho
who up
hehe :P
just saw pontypool
it was alright
>>53328450
why, my peanus weenus of course :)
hahah!
it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)
who up? - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
>>53328708
epic meme, dude.
>>53328708
otherworldly post xDDD
>>53328708
Strangle that thing to tame it.
>>53328708
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :)
>>53328836
you know what that chicken has up its ass? a whistle
>>53328655
>>53328755
>>53328955
wud da fugg xDD
>>53328708
haha epic post, my friend
well memed :p
>>53329496
>u feel it, mane?
>>53330329
i can feel the warmth :DDDD
This thread needs more KINGZ
>>53331451
manggg why u do dis 2 urself
>>53331757
t. nelson mandela
>>53331797
ancient aliens
noku
>>53319798
>gets too cold
Put on more clothes
>gets too hot
Die
it's coming
>>53332345
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
>>53333411
ok, maybe not xDDDDDDD