>went to italy for vacation
>ask for pizza
>makes sure to specify "Pepperoni Pizza"
>they give me some hipster trash bread like this with peppers (I guess they thought I meant "peppers")
Holy shit, never listen to anyone on /int/
italian "pizza" is fucking garbage
I even have Italian heritage and italian-American history BLOWS THE FUCK OUT this dumb shit
>>53305933
pizza*
not history, maybe also history though
t. cheese blob
>>53306017
I know you never had authentic italian-American pizza pie before
>>53306187
see
>>53306017
>>53305933
nice bait
>>53305933
I've spent alot of time in Italy and I must say the food I've had there hasnt been Impressive. Its as if we perfected Lasagna, tortellini, pizza etc in Sweden because it tastes much better here...
Italian pizzas are quite tasteless because they Tend to use mozzarella more which doesnt taste that much honestly
>>53306557
But I forgot; had the best Foccacia ever in Italy, it tastes awful here in Sweden
>>53305933
8/10 b8
>>53305933
what is that green sticks in the middle?
what fucking logic is this
>>53306557
living in the tri-state area must make you spoiled because NYC has the greatest version of foods from all around the world
London just has curry, fuck that noise
WHERE ARE MY FREE BREADSTICKS
THIS IS MY RIGHT AS A CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA YOU UNGRATEFUL YUROPOORS
I WILL SUE THIS RESTAURANT
>>53305933
I know what you mean. Italians can't make good Italian food. When I was in Italy, I went so some hole in the wall that the locals were eating at. I ordered some Carbonara with extra cream and bacon. They brought me some kind of spaghetti with eggs and cubes of lard. They took it back after I complained. I put a few euros down to pay for the appetizer, no tip, and walked out. They have no idea what they're doing over there.
>>53306927
Somebody forgot to say 'Shenanigans'
>>53305933
Peperoni LITERALLY means peppers in italian
Shut up ameriblob I'm too tired to be triggered
>>53306783
Deep dish pizza would be a success here.
>>53305933
I legit can't tell if you are trolling or just American.
>>53307121
you cant even make a fucking pepperoni pizza
>>53305933
this
>>53307121
you should have asked for Salamino Pizza also known as Diavola (devil's)
The only problem I have with Italian pizza, is how thin it is. The bread is more like blini.
>>53307182
>waah change the name of Pepperoni Pizza because of my obscure dead language
fuck off
>>53307222
every italian pizza has its own specific name since ever, at least here
>>53307222
I check those trips brother
>>53307285
What do you guys call Hawaiian pizza?
>>53307338
merda
>>53307356
Nice memes. It's better than anything Shitaly could ever make. Lel
>>53307338
Hawaiian since it's not traditional
You expecting a miracle from yuropoors OP?
>>53306995
who orders carbonara with extra cream and bacon
>>53307492
Fat fucks
>>53307492
Asking for carbonana with cream is like asking for a cheeseburger without cheese.
I agree OP. Italian pizza is overrated shit
>>53305933
op is a faggot
holy shit that looks nice i'd devour that
>>53307676
Of course you would eat it considering you have shit cuisine
>>53307710
you literally invented macdonalds you fat fuck. what's even the matter with you all?
>>53307769
meanwhile you have nothing
and mcdonalds is popular in australia lmao
>>53307769
And you guys invented fucking fairy bread kek
>>53307805
>>53307814
WARNING these posts are worth 10000 calories if you read them btw
>>53307847
Too late, I am now careering down an unstoppable course to obesity. Nice knowing you senpai.
I sat down on a chair in Naples.
>sir would tou like to order?
Woah.woah.woah. dont rake that fuckin' tone w/ me, capiche?
>.....
Wheres the gabagoo?
>.....
....come onnnnnnn the fuckin' gabagoo you fuckin' deaf or wha!? *hand gestures. Look of disgust*.
Maddox predicted your dumb ass doing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
>>53307161
It would be a success here too.
That's funny OP, every time I had pizza in the US it's been shit frozen pizza reheated. You guys have no idea, you also eat vomit-flavored chocolate.
>>53305933
Nice stock photo, very Italian
>>53306840
>NYC
>best
they just add additives, taste enhancers and fat to play with your senses
chicago deep dish pizza >>>>>>> italian """"pizza""""
>>53305933
>I guess they thought I meant "peppers"
That's because peperoni literally means peppers
>peperoni = salame
Geez americans are fucking stupid
>>53305933
ask for salamino piccante and you'll have a pepperoni pizza, by the way is peperoni not pepperoni
>>53314930
confetti=coriandoli for americans
>>53314792
nice meme
>>53315033
you know it's true
>>53309198
how did it end?
>order a bowl of pasta in US
>what the fuck is this overcooked shit
>cone to know that Murricans can't into al dente
>go greek restaurant instead while stay in US
>>53315076
deep dish is literally a meme and thankfully not sold inside Italian borders
>>53314930
>>53314978
>thinking any American would waste his time learning a dying meme language like Italian
Easily one of the most useless foreign languages one can learn. In 50 years when all of Italy speaks German, peperoni will mean fucking pepperoni
>>53315158
You wouldn't waste time learning italian but you waste time to import words from a foreign language just to use them wrong
>>53315158
bragging about being ignorant
>>53315301
That's the american way
>>53315158
>go to foreign country
>WHY IS EVERYONE SPEAKING A LANGUAGE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOCAL TERMS FUCK YOUR SHITTY DYING MEME LANGUAGE
holy fuck how are people this retarded
>>53315151
>not sold inside Italian borders
who cares, the real pizza is done in america
>>53315301
We aren't using the words wrong, we are using them better t.bh because clearly you guys can't make pizza to save your lives
>>53315313
Not knowing Italian doesn't make me ignorant. It means I don't waste my time learning a language that no one will speak by the end of this century. If anything, not learning Italian makes me smarter because I used the time I could have wasted learning a dead meme language to learn Spanish and German. When I was studying German, I actually had about 7 Italians in my classes because they all want to get the hell out of Italy before they are stuck living unemployed with their parents, grandparents, and great grandparents in a tiny hut surrounded by gypsies all their lives
>>53315326
>a chilean speaks near me
>>53315414
>I used the time I could have wasted learning a dead meme language to learn Spanish
Well that will definitely come in handy in a few years when everyone in the us will speak spanish
what do italians recommend foreigners to get in italy
whats the nicest stuff you got and where should you get it
>>53315495
What you should do is try to overcome shyness and ask locals for a nice restaurant or pizzeria, it's literally the best way to find good places to eat in a city, especially if you're going to big cities or tourist traps like Venice.
>>53305933
>this flag
>this post
>>53315495
>the boipussy
>they are all gay. So anywhere.
>>53315414
you won't be alive in the end of this century and italian will be a used language throughout your all life cycle, who will you speak with when you'llbe dead?
>>53315414
ignorant in the sense that you ignore
r8 Brazilian pizza
>>53316059
are those..strawberries?
>>53316056
and you're an imbecile, in the sense that you imbel
>>53316093
The one in the middle is chocolate pizza for dessert
>>53316117
thank you my friend
>>53316117
kek'd
>>53315158
>In 50 years when all of Italy speaks German
>Implying Germans won't be speaking Turkish and Arabic before that
Top kek my morbidly obese friend
WHERE DEM BIZZA AT :DDDDDDDDDDD
>>53316249
:DDDDDDDDD
>>53316291
dlet
New haven pizza is the best in the world.
You can all go fuck off now.
Yes its even better than italian go eat a dick
>>53316310
What's the problem?
>>53311983
>Swede complaining about shit pizza
>>53316291
What the fuck
>>53305933
Just eat pasta m8 it's the only thing they're good at.
>>53316523
top fucking kek
>go to america
>they ramble about pizza """"styles""""
>start to spout memes about which is better
>ok, let's get one
>they order from a mass produced brand
>literally say it is the best in the world
I got triggered hard
>>53316903
You have lost all credibility thanks to your compatriot posting Brazilian chocolate pizza.
>>53317162
Better?
>>53317219
Hey man can you mail me a slice
>>53317162
That's a meme pizzeria. It is literally a tourist attraction
>>53316121
it looks really nice but having the whole thing with strawberries and chocolate in the middle is a bit off-putting for some reason.
>>53305933
haha he fell for the >italian pizza is good meme
i went to a pizza place in italy once but the employees were rude cunts and the pizza wasn't even that good
>all these buttmad foreigners
I kek every time
Sup man, my name is Giovanni, but you can call me John.
I’m a 27 year old Italian yankee (Transformers fan for you ignorant). I cook hamburger and milkshake on my cucina economica and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior vintage and not American games. (Call of Duty, Need for Speed, the Halo series)
I train with my gun every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through skin because it is forged in America, to bring freedom everywhere in the galaxy, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak American fluently, both the southern and the northern dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their freedom code, which I follow 100%
When I get my green card, I am moving to Albuquerque to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cook for McDonalds or a gun designer!
I own several dungarees, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I eat in fast foods and only drink sweet drinks and speak American as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in America!
>>53305933
>He's a retard and ask for the wrong thing
>"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!1! YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS!1!!!"
>>53307356
>>53305933
closer to italy it gets better but it is complitly shit in italy
>>53307338
Disgrazia
>>53322238
that's not how those maps work breh
>italian "pizza"
