Slav pride edition
Billain
our nige
who /up/
At least it's not that attention seeking yank
Why are there so many twinks on /brit/?
>>53301884
>our
what part of england are you from m8?
What's it like to cum inside your gf lads?
>>53301864
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>53301712
Don't know why people are against fit to work assessments
I don't work minimum wage so "disabled" people get a free ride
at least our polish immigrants will rapidly blend into the general white populace
a tragedy that so much white dna will be forever poisoned by non-whites though
>>53301864
Hello my Slavic brethren.
can anyone tell me what sex is like
we are now entering real nigga hours
>>53301919
YOU are the problem
if only i could think where to put the body
>>53301927
poles aren't white
>>53301927
will the people responsible for mass immigration be dragged out on the street and hanged in the revolution?
>>53301939
it's only 9 PM though
>>53301898
nige city, county nigey
>>53301946
white enough
London // EU referendum poll:
Remain: 39%
Leave: 34%
>The most immigrant infested, leftist filled shithole in Britain can only manage a 5% lead to staying.
>>53301885
*clicc*
the reason i'm shy with girls is becuase i can remember several occasions where i either approached a girl or someone drew a girl's attention to me
and she immediately rebutted.
that is why i'm a virgin, who is too shy to ask girls out and so on and so forth.
me on the right
>>53301927
Radoslaw.
where am i
My Norwegian paki gf
Stevie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmwFtOJaOcA
>the reason i'm shy with girls is becuase i can remember several occasions where i either approached a girl or someone drew a girl's attention to me
>and she immediately rebutted.
>that is why i'm a virgin, who is too shy to ask girls out and so on and so forth.
>>53301979
me on the left
>>53301990
you're in /brit/ lad
>>53301969
Sad little man
kyary
>>53301991
Where'd you meet her? Talking to a QT from Iceland on interpals
>>53301978
For most guys shyness is a natural reaction to being unattractive. Nobody needs to explicitly tell you you're ugly either, you just gradually pick it up through social cues.
>>53301972
immigrants already here would love to close the door to future immigrants, that's their main competition
I'm a very awkward autist and I dropped a qt girls phone and smashed her screen once. Spaghetti was flying every where, she said she would've hit me if I wasn't so "innocent looking".
One of the worst moments of my life desu
It happened like 2 years ago and I still audibly cringe when I think about it
I made it better
>>53302003
>>53301991
Paki as in Muslim or Paki as in literally from Pakistan?
>>53302023
yeah precisely.
>>53301997
I don't dress like that.
posting tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HkuhSEnPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iggSFkGODk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkwYkHdOzhI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6Fdm3-dnr0
I just masturbated to a vid of a black man fucking a white boy and now I'm listening to this to correct my degeneracy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pycfJBfVQw
>>53302033
good lad
>I don't dress like that.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e90_1245357332
Aussie absolutely smashing these nip betas.
>>53302083
Why is the PS Vita JUST?
>>53302013
Literally habbo hotel
>>53302049
Technically neither
She's meant to be a muslin but she drinks etc
Lads rate this pasta
>>mfw an American wore a jock strap, drove a huge fuel-consuming car to accomodate his obese family, worked out in the gym to get over the insecurities of his small penis, ate a cheeseburger for breakfast, called a poor man’s rugby version that involves neither feet nor balls “football”, called a pavement a “sidewalk”, sat down and ate at a sports game, was homophobic, was arrested for trying to buy a bottle of bud lite at a store because he was "only" 20, was given a life sentence in jail for having sex with a 17 year old, was racist despite the fact their sports are dominated by minorities, celebrated a genocide called ‘thanksgiving’ as an excuse to eat more, called sandwiches “bread diapers”, was too lazy to shower, paid a Mexican to wipe his ass then put the used toilet paper in a trash can, called their kids names like “Caitlin” or “Goober”, was banned from a restaurant for leaving an insufficient tip, was sentenced to death for being an atheist, ate 5 of his 6 meals a day at Burger King, was forced to pay a $20,000 fee to visit the hospital for a broken leg, got forced by his parents to have his penis mutilated beyond repair because he was too fat to wash it in the shower, was xenophobic despite the fact his country was built by immigrants/sons of immigrants, said “howdy” to his buddy, lived in a neighbourhood full of african-americans, and drove an automatic near me
>>53302100
no games
>>53302095
you're a really interesting person. I bet you have alot of friends
>>53301920
because they're lazy and don't want to get told they have to go out and find a job
most of the people on disability were claiming for things like being sad aka depression or a bad back, aka cba doing anything physical
Improved my original one as well
>>53302061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLsjCLF_CtM
The singer known as Marina Diamandis
It's 9th of January lads.
I am now 23.
should've been a soldier lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clo4vUPVtCE
>>53302115
no one is going to read all of that
Probably still gonna buy the Rift at £500 2bh.
It's gonna be revolutionary.
Does anyone else shout out loud when they remember something embarrassing? I can be walking down the street and I'll remember something retarded that I did ages ago and I'll screw up my face and whisper-shout "fuck" or "shit". This literally happens several times a day, sometimes in public.
>>53301972
tfw Jamal and Mohammed who came over on a banana boat 12 months ago het to vote
>>53302119
If you have depression or a bad back you should still be working ffs
>>53302103
>She's meant to be a muslin but she drinks etc
nice but don't you worry her male relatives might go all inshallah on you?
>>53302151
I'll be 23 in 5 days lad. It's suffering
>you're a really interesting person. I bet you have alot of friends
>>53301991
Me irl
(She has a bf but gonna get her to cheat with me)
good evening lids
>>53302115
made me chuckle ngl
>>53302151
>Tfw Christmas seems so far away now
>Tfw things are almost back to normality after the holidays
>>53302115
could've chucked in something about guns there lad
>Probably still gonna buy the Rift at £500 2bh.
>It's gonna be revolutionary.
>>53302168
>forcing me to work while I'm depressed
Please god no Id rather just die
>>53302160
you know that is called tourettes
>>53302157
Yeah revolutionary migraines
booked an airbnb earlier
hope i don't get raped haha
https://youtu.be/vX1akxy51P8?t=42
cuck anthem
>>53302080
watch this on youporngay
>>53302200
evening lad
>>53302191
Bad lass
>>53302216
Christ, he must have been a walking sweat bank wearing that shit in what looks like warm weather.
>>53302168
yeah exactly
it should be a benefit for people who literally cannot get out of bed, people born with diseases or people with a terminal illness, people who cannot not physically do any job
choon lad, good one to sing under your breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGu24kvWUPU
Christianity is such a stupid batch of nonsense
Honestly haven't a clue why /pol/ likes it so much
>only got about £1,000 spending money
being NEET is painful
>>53302256
Yeah I was wondering why he needed gloves
>>53302187
I bet you have a lot of things to talk about with people. People probably cannot wait till you make an appearance.
>>53302080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YrG4pI004
>>53302103
You should punish her for her heresy.
>>53302274
>Recommended graphics card for Oculus Rift is NVIDIA GTX 970 / AMD R9 290
>Have a R9 290X
>It has trouble running some of the latest unoptimised games at 60fps
>For the first to work you'll need to run at 95fps ON TWO SCREENS
>Christianity is such a stupid batch of nonsense
one more spliff I think
>I bet you have a lot of things to talk about with people. People probably cannot wait till you make an appearance.
>>53302283
they are a component of the proper attire of a classy gentlesir
>>53302244
no thanks, I hate trannies
>>53302275
just sell drugs
>>53302244
TOM
Islam...
...bit gay isn't it?
>this ACTUALLY happened
still freaks my nut out to this day
https://youtu.be/coThFywrAng?t=14m44s
>>53302304
JUST
Me and the 2 fuckbuddies
>>53302334
Rorke
>>53302304
that waifu simulator game doesn't look like witcher 3 though
what should one do with half an ounce of magic mushrooms
I started browsing 4chan in 2011
Am i an oldfag yet?
>>53302304
Just save and get a 970/980
>>53302146
She isn't even good looking wtf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZSyamGMBkw
>>53302338
i was 11 at the time so i probably remember it better than most of you little faggots. literally just started secondary school
always need to pee loads during the night time
am I gonna die
>>53302358
>>53302146
always get her confused with charli desu
>>53302338
I remember it well, it was the only thing on TV for like 3 days after
>>53302334
I reckon so
>>53302320
>mfw a literal supermarket tries giving me advice
>what should one do with half an ounce of magic mushrooms
>>53302376
no you're drinking cold beers or cider or just cold water
>>53302373
I was 13 so fuck off mate
>>53302151
happy birthday
>>53302373
I was 4 haha
>>53302400
Always thought this was a man for so long
>>53302373
>>53302405
I was 15, haha
>>53302364
I didn't understand that at all
>>53302428
ey up granddad
>>53302377
Better than AMD. More bang for your buck
>>53302376
stop doing ketamine
>>53302338
>Implying you can refuse to submit to Allah and get away with it
>>53302429
I got "hello lads" at the start but nothing after that
>>53302338
put it on 1080p but don't full screen it, watch the moire lines and see how much the tower twists as the plane goes in
>>53302376
might have diabetes lad
or
prostate/bladder problems
that or just don't drink as much
>>53302461
Not at high resolutions (i.e. the OR) or for games that Nvidia didn't infect with Goyworks
At least with NA prices, I dunno what your prices are like
>>53302429
>>53302467
>he's only fluent in one language
Missing U.S. missile shows up in Cuba
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/08/politics/cuban-missile-delivery/index.html
might make a pizza but I don't want a pizza I just have nothing else to cook
>Download Occulus compatability tool
>You processor (i5 3750k) does not meet the minimum requirements (i5 4590k)
>They're LITERALLY the same processor but one is overclocked from factory to 3.7Ghz from 3.4Ghz
>Mine is running at 4Ghz making it better than a 4590k
Fuck off trying to get me to buy shit you cunts.
drinking cheap 150 proof vodka, lads
lads what can you talk about with girls on tinder?
>>53302391
I got in a taxi and heard it on the radio on the way home. The station it was on normally just plays music but that day it was a live news feed. About 14 then and it stills creeps me out a little thinking back
>>53302532
>proof
FOY
>>53302520
how about get a hobby or a job
or a gf
>>53302534
spirituality
>>53302529
surely it does nothing else than check dxdiag or something like that
>>53302529
Thank you Zuckerberg!
>>53302534
anything, if you weren't aspie you'd know
>i speak welsh
>>53302362
wrong
This oculus rift shilling is really embarrassing
>>53302520
>£1 Pizza
>Bitching
>>53302395
Ahaha m8 I laffed at this
Spent like 20 seconds trying to bypass street sign captcha to let you know this ahaha
>>53302551
what does that have to do with making a pizza
>>53302571
Is she half paki?
>>53302550
is that not a thing there?
>"""""""""""""""""""""minimum requirements""""""""""""""""""""" for a wearable monitor
>people will fall for this
>tfw back in my student house and I'm freezing my tits off already
at least my double bed is comfy
would be even more comfy if i had a qt to share it with though ;-;
>>53302554
Are you saying they literally made a program that all it does is read system specs which any computer user can do anyway?
tell the neet tell the paki tell the rorke tell the weeb
sooner or later god'll cut you down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc
really loving this supermarket meme
>>53302590
aren't we all?
>>53302572
yip
same idiots who buy £200 Gaymur gear with pretty flashing lights
>>53302583
m8 what deals do you have on frozen hamburgers?
>>53302606
if it comes to such a conclusion i'd think so yes
Don't ever fucking reply to me again if you know what's good for you, you little runt. You know who you are.
>>53302595
Nah we just say what percentage of alcohol it is
>>53302573
they cant even make the photo of it look good smdh
>mfw this anti-Polish posting
STOP IT STOP IT SPTO IT SPOT IT SPT OT STOT PIT
Coked out of my head lads
>>53302613
FUCK OFF KERRY KATONA YOU FAT CUNT LMAO
>>53302590
No just welsh
>>53302603
If you want to play anything recent on a rift you're going to need a cern super computer.
Firstly you need to render at 95fps. Most people don't do that and render at a maximum of 60fps. Secondly you need to render at 95fps TWICE because the rift has a screen for each eye. Doubling the power you need.
>>53302338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC3tzgrNuMc
>>53302603
lel
>>53302636
I never really thought about it before, desu. 75%
>ddwi'n siarad saesnag
rate my mum
>why yes i am considering buying the oculus rift
poor poor bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci0t_8--T38
never forget that MUSLIMS did this
yes yes friday night is here
hello l a d s
>lel
I'm going on a tesco run 2bh
HTC Vive > Occulus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Otz5rAUOaqk
>never forget that MUSLIMS did this
desu I've no problem with idiots wasting their money on overhyped overpriced rubbish like rift, its basically an idiot tax
>>53302682
That's a lot of alcohol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8YdZikIWMs
>>53302714
is there a price for the vive
>>53302734
for you
Told a girl on snapchat she looks good and she just said "thanks"
Wat do
what do you think hillary duff is up to ATM...
>>53302742
100 billion guilders
NOW IN THE STREET THERE IS VIOLENCE
AND LOTS OF WORK TO BE DONE
OH NO WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE AND THEN WE TAKE IT HIGHER
>>53302756
ask her when shes gonna let you put it in her
>you will never have a norwegian paki habbo hotel playing gf
>>53302756
tell her she'd look better with your peepee inside her vagoo
>>53302767
>tfw no more guilders
>>53302755
for most people
>>53302742
It's being made by HTC which already has a distribution network and factories being a mobile phone company. The vive isn't being packaged with as much useless shit either.
So it should be cheaper.
>>53302685
id shag her tbf
AND I
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I'M IN LOVE
WITH YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCJZ3Z3H4OQ
*plays the tuba*
ate some cold boiled cabbage and smoked some weed and it made the weed taste like fruity pebbles lmao
good night
talk ta ya again bye
the fact that it's usually pakis and wogs who are queuing to be the first to buy [apple gadget #42]™ shows you how inferior they are. their feelings of racial insecurity make them especially susceptible to conspicuous consumption to compensate. of course lots of whites do it as well but the average white is far more likely to rise about this sort of childish brand worship.
>>53302817
dude weed lmao
>>53302824
Have a good one
>>53302824
good bye
you are my best friend
>>53302786
euro a shit. feelgoodman
>>53302825
pakistani here, totally agree
>>53302840
but can I say the same about you....!?
>Zuckerberg promised the Rift would be sold as cheap as possible
>comes with a controller even though everybody already has one
>uses expensive, placebo audio hardware even though everybody already has a decent headset
>has two """"""""""""""""""""""""free"""""""""""""""""""""""" games packaged
>>53302827
lel!
YEEZY SEASON APPROACHING
business idea: ban all jfs from posting in /brit/
This is a tumblr cummie that means you make somebody really
squishy!(≧ω≦) Send this to 10 daddies that make you squish and don't
break the chain! ∩(︶▽︶)∩
>>53302825
when was the last time you saw a teenage white kid without an iphone
its more to do with people being drones, not race
>>53302817
>boiled cabbage
THINGS NEVER GET BETTER
>>53302809
this is fucking great
>>53302884
the people who write this kind of shit were born after 2000.
>>53302862
not yet but someday you will feel the same way
until then... gute nacht....
>>53302809
>>53302900
ah yes the ol' "autistic yank replies to himself" faaantastic
>>53302890
its leftover boiled cabbage from breakfast thats been in the fridge for 9 hours lmao
>>53302863
free as long as you buy the rift, so not free at all
like when it says on a packet of crisp, 20% extra for free and its just air
Jews man
>>53302863
>Not expecting the worst after a social media website bought a VR company.
They have no fucking clue about VR or gaming it's completely non-nonsensical.
HTC is at least working with Valve.
>>53302927
It's not easy when I don't even know who you are
>They have no fucking clue about VR or gaming
[hat]
>>53302948
I have no idea what'd you're on about m8
All religious people are mentally deranged. extremist or moderate i don't care. you have to shut down most of your brain to accommodate such ludicrous nonsense. Time to stop playing games. These people don't deserve respect by default, they don't deserve any special status or roles in society, they don't deserve any special tax breaks.
the games are basically Tetris right
>>53302982
is the the hat youre looking for?
>>53302979
one day you will....
one day...
>All religious people are mentally deranged. extremist or moderate i don't care. you have to shut down most of your brain to accommodate such ludicrous nonsense. Time to stop playing games.
Doing a massive wee lads
>>53302863
Yeah I'm sure that guy worth £30bn should be taking financial advice from you
>>53302825
No mate, that's because pic related was taken in London.
>>53302987
lad...................
>>53302993
Christianity literally the basis of this country
>>53302685
bet she was a demon in the sack
>>53303021
I don't think you understand the point of his post
Marina
absolutely baked lads wew
Why buy a dodgy """"""""""""""VR""""""""""" """"""""""gaming""""""""""" system when you can just sit really really close to a monitor you already own
im starting to really like this girl at work tbqh lads
im trying to be more social at my job for the next couple of months to see if it can lead me to talking to her and getting to know her a bit...
m-my new years resolution is to be less anti-social
what games should i buy that can run on a basic PC
tired of Mount and Blade desu
>>53303059
top slag ngl
>tfw take molly and watch kpop MVs
>>53303070
fuck off dad
>>53303086
*top qt
>>53303083
define basic
hahaha imagine if all of these threads get in some Google archive and some people read our posts in 20 years hahahah
hello me lads lmao
>>53303072
Honestly there's like a 1% chance she's attracted to you but since it's work you might as well go for it.
>>53303083
candy crush
>>53303083
some source mod like CS GO those will run on pretty much anything that's not ancient
>>53303083
Age of Empires II
