Late night edition
penis
ireland
>>53293531
>The British National Party risks being unable to stand for election - because it failed to pay its annual £25 registration fee.
>the riots were 5 years ago
fucking hell time flies
>>53293454
wouldnt really call half 10 on a friday late night haha
might start drinking
iceland
moz
Anyone else got hairy feet and toes?
gf just snap chatted me this
Pamyu
kpop desu lads
This time last year I was exchanging 1200+ texts per month with the qt in uni, with her asking me out on several occasions and almost begging me to call her. This year I'm wanking to gifs and getting angry at muslims.
Weird how much can change in a year, eh lads?
>>53293523
Hahahahaha
got told i look like a hobbit lads haha :(
Azusa
>>53293565
I can tell by the filename she didnt dickhead
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>tfw boyfriend will never have a big dick
>>53293611
Alri Sherlock
>>53293560
>That
>Hairy
I'm full blown Hobbit tier tbqh.
anyone here work a part time job at the weekend only?
weebs out
>>53293611
detective?
>>53293525
All the rioters are in the labour party now lol
>>53293640
Post feet please
>>53293666
yeah I work life
gf just snapchatted me this lads
boipussi leaking again
>>53293611
Ok you got me, it was an sms.
>>53293689
No, they're too big.
>>53293703
legit filename.
kyary
>>53293485
i bet thats nice, like fridays for revision or something would make it all much more comfortable
>>53293628
>tfw faggots will never fuck off to hell
>>53293713
Put a bloody plug in it!!!
>>53293728
Go on, if you do I'll post my belly button
>>53293741
does she know that she's covered in algae
So who's in for this round the world motorbike trip??? Pm me your details, I'm paying.
@53293747
>tfw yanks will never fuck off to hell
>>53293747
i'm a girl
>>53293724
>sms
>image
juts shut the fr!ck up ok???????
>>53293768
PUT A DONK ON IT
>>53293560
I've got a little bit of a hairy chest desu
>>53293771
I'm not a poof. Fuck off.
>>53293801
>>53293560
what about your willies
>>53293741
>>53293772
Foo Fighters?
want to start injecting heroin
my life is in an irreversible tailspin so i don't have anything to lose
>>53293780
why do you hate us so much
>>53293839
fuck off canada
>tfw stopped hanging out with old friends
>all current friends are hanging out with their gfs
>>53293867
only money
>>53293560
My lower body is like a gorilla and I have zero hair above my waist apart from head
@53293868
you're the pakis of 4chan.
no one likes a paki.
>Iceland
>literally an island made out of ice
CMTSU
>>53293875
iktf
>>53293868
Yanks from anywhere in New England are insufferable, Yanks from anywhere else in America are subhuman
>>53293902
hahahah now that's good banter lad
>>53293912
even los angeles?
Calmackackattack
>>53293945
eve?
Drank;
1 bottle of rose wine
1 small bottle of goldschlager
1 small bote of Gordon's gin
Several bottles of ale
Just grabbing stuff that's about the house lmao
>>53293999
>California
Especially Los Angeles.
>>53293772
Iceland tell me about your country. Going there next week desu lad.
>>53294025
dog
Post slags
What animes are you watching this season lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYOkaOU1T0U
chune
>>53294069
Me on the pull
>>53294056
can't find any pictures of your mum sorry
>>53294050
It's cold
>>53294069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYBDtUhHh_0
>>53294104
bit gay that
>>53294104
janny is gonna lose it
>>53294104
why is your bellend so large
>>53294155
>>53294148
yeah lol
>>53294104
cornwall your willy is so fucking small and jewish lol
>>53294180
all me
>>53294147
just gotta see the film now
>>53294104
weird willy
>>53294069
it all looks shit when is the next jojos
>>53294123
Snorkeling in a dry suit, going to ATV driving with a guide, and going to get smashed. Apart from the cultural stuff what's really worth doing (there for a week).
Also Iceland girls opinions on middleclass london accents (close to RP)
>>53293999
all of my m8s who've been to the states say that people in la are some of the biggest cunts they've ever met, surpassed only by the people of NYC.
>>53294173
>>53294186
>>53294219
lads pls
there's nothing wrong with my willy don't make me feel self-conscious
>>53294214
is it out on nyaa? if not then when
>>53294245
well it is small ,is your gf below 5ft tall?
>>53294123
Icelandic weather
>>53294248
it probably won't reach over here for a while
>>53294234
I don't know lad I'm not a travel guide
The women are whores, you could easily get one
>>53294300
that's what she said
>>53294244
yeah, you won't find the stereotypical american friendliness in either LA or NY, maybe in SF
>>53294280
it's 7 inches mate
>>53294224
Boku dake ga Inai Machi and Haruchika are ok. New JoJo should be April.
brush my teeth with euthymol
enjoy your fluoride fuccbois
>>53294334
more like 27 lol
think ive found myself a cheerleader
not an autistic weeb but just letting you know there is a new 'manga and gaming' shop in birmingham lmao called tokyo toys
a guy dressed as pikachu was holding a sign pointing towards it earlier
>>53294224
>>53294361
Not sure how I feel about the simplified art style of the new JoJo tbqh
>>53294438
>birmingham
Fuck off paki
>>53293535
his stand up is quite good
>>53294361
that looks gay I'm not watching your gay shit I will watch big muscular men fighting thank u
>watching anime
your parents must be ashamed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCjR90ul4Fo]
I like to imagine myself being the cool rain washes through these filthy means streets, cleansing them of all the scum and low-life in my wake, with this song pumping behind me.
>>53294438
Are manga and gaming halal?
>>53293535
Go away Grandad
>>53294488
Haruchika has an actual homo in it
>>53294311
I was just trying to share in your culture with you senpai.
>>53293871
54213 tbphwyl
>reminder not to go to africa for hoildays
http://news.sky.com/story/1619406/tourists-stabbed-at-egyptian-beach-resort
>>53293523
You leftist fuck
>>53294569
Or the middle east, or Europe, or anywhere.
my cat's sitting on my lap having a right purr
>>53294550
I don't want to have a conversation about culture with a weeb sorry
>>53294601
Well tbqh you don't exactly go to the middle east for a holiday do you
>>53294639
shut my downstairs so I can drink without her biting me bloody hand off
>>53294639
bit of a purrvert is it haha
are these the typical UKIP/Right wing British voters?
FRENCH BRETON
R
E
N
C
H
B
R
E
T
O
N
CBB confirmed for illustrating the death of Britain.
>>53294657
People go to UAE
>>53294690
me on the right
I'm going to be in London for 3 weeks anyone want a blowjob? I'm a virgin but I have a thirst for dick tbquite honest
I'm a girl
/brit/ more like shit lmao!
>>53294699
is there any real celebrities on it?
>>53294690
Me on the left
>>53294730
Yeah if you're a billionaire
>>53294763
pics
what would you do if you had a son and he became an anime shit?
>>53294763
no thanks
>>53294821
get them into treatment
>>53294821
bum him as a reward.
>>53294690
>Lowe Middle Class
Fix it right smart, you cunt.
>>53294821
commit sudoku in front of him
>>53294821
put him in the furnace
>>53294690
>ukip
>voters
pick one
>>53294821
tell him to fuck off back to >>>/a/
what does /brit/ think of John Terry?
He pretty much expresses British nationalist views.
He just got deionised by out politically correct media.
>>53294690
Terry is a UKIP supporter.
>>53294894
Except 4 million people voted for them.
>Takeaways that close before midnight on a Friday.
Lol do they hate money?
>>53294917
THERES ONLY ONE ENGLAND CAPTAIN
ONE ENGLANNNNDD CAPTAIN
>>53294821
Beat him with a metal pipe and kick him out of the house
>>53294940
all me
>>53294927
No just you
>>53294921
literally one MP
WE GONNA ROCK DOWN TO
ELECTRIC AVENUE
AND THEN WE TAKE IT HIGHER
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH LORD
reminder that addiction isn't real but objective morals are
what would you do if you found out a mate stole something small from you? would you no longer trust them in the future?
>>53294989
Blame the system famalam
>>53295014
absolutely
>>53294769
Winston Mackenzie was just publically crucified for being a Christian.
>>53295014
what did you steal
>work hard your whole life to provide for your son
>do everything you can to see him succeed and be happy
>you come home one day
>dad, im actually transgender and I am going to study women studies at uni to get in touch with my true self
what do
>>53295014
Open up my twink-hole to them as a peace offering.
Why does brit have so many twinks?
>>53295044
>Winston Mackenzie
who?
>>53295046
Prey to Allah for guidance, if I can't get any I'll have to settle for lopping his head off.
>>53295101
>Prey
>>53295014
mate of mine asked if he could have this $10 chip from the local casino that was on my desk. I said no and then came back after he left and it wasn't there anymore.
I never let him back in my house lmao
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
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https://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
>>53295014
crack his fucking skull
zero tolerance for that sort of disrespect
>>53295046
tell him "look it's okay if you want to be artsy and gay, but you can be artsy and gay while working a job that actually contributes to the society that raised you. You can be an artsy gay construction worker if you'd like, or an artsy gay engineer. Then you can be artsy gay and rich"
>>53294917
>>53294940
>>53294961
a very underrated player and leader, thanks to BBC propaganda
I've met him many times in person (I live near Chelsea training ground), and he's a pretty safe lad. Proper lad, and isn't afraid to express his political views, seeing that his reputation is already fucked.
find cool landmarks on google earth lads
>>53295147
that's a bit edgy mate
Ashamed to be middle class desu
>>53295151
>yanks
>>53295099
that black (former) UKIP guy
>>53295167
fuck off billionaire
>>53295176
christcuck pls
>>53294989
FPTP is an arsehole, isn't it?
UKIP and Tory back bench (pretty much UKIP) are gaining popularity
Lads, shall I shave the beard but keep the moustache?
my chest really hurts
>>53295208
>billionaire
wut?
>>53295265
won't ever change though, suits the big parties
>>53295174
literally never had a poo
>>53295297
>>53295265
>nobody voted for AV
>>53295321
Halifax mentioned
Hello please accept me
Anyone watching this Amy film on 4? Her dad is a fucking cunt
>>53295402
*accepts you*
>>53295370
AV is also shit, just barely more representative than FPtP
Alri lads?
>>53295411
Thanks
/cum/ is gay
>>53295351
explain?
Ridicule is the proper response to beliefs such as Jesus' mother was a virgin, Joshua slowed Earth's rotation or Muhammad split the moon.
>>53295424
Please stop posting pictures of my girlfriend.
Haven't had any etizolam this year. Gonna have a few mg and a couple of dihydrocodeines as well
>>53295449
He's Harrison Ford.
>Ridicule is the proper response to beliefs such as Jesus' mother was a virgin, Joshua slowed Earth's rotation or Muhammad split the moon.
>>53295500
top lad
>>53295449
You're new because you didn't understand the joke you reddit browsing pleb
>>53295480
Nah
>>53295167
read this
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/chelsea/109807/former-chelsea-youth-players-candid-account-reveals-another-less-gimpish-side-to-john-terry.html
>John Terry
>racially abused another team mates
>had an affair with a team mates gf
Yeah seems like a great lad
>>53295618
Rasheed
going to this in birmingham in a few weeks lads should be good
>>53295618
his mam is a slag too
Are Oxycodone or Hydrocodone any good lads
HE'S HERE
feeling better
Reminder that London is literally going to have a Paki for a mayor
>>53295690
yes
>>53295698
>>53295661
he took his bloody time
surprised you even noticed
>>53295639
would see you there lad but I'll be in LONDON
>trying to sleep through my migraine
>have 5 exams this week I need to get on with revising for
>my drama and art student female housemates are blasting music, making gay as fuck vegetarian food and screeching at each other in their horrific posh voices on the floor below me
Ffs lads...
>>53295709
Did you watch Mugi fuck a nigger?
how do you do a female scottish accent?
by doing a male scottish accent
gf just snapchatted me this
>>53295776
>this week
gl m8
November 7, 2000, was the last day that no one died on Texas roads. Since there, there has been at least one fatal crash or traffic fatality somewhere in the state. Every day since. The state is 791 weeks into this sad streak.
>>53295776
>migraine
I know your pain lad, get well soon.
>>53295800
who cares they're texan
Business idea: instead of making a new pick a random thread on another board and make it a /brit/
colonisation 2: doing a poo
>>53295712
WHAT A BLOODY RACIST
>>53295766
>london
FUCK OFF BILLIONAIRE
>>53295799
Cheers Czechbro. I should do well in them if these sluts will shut the fuck up and let me get some sleep
>my best mate has been seeing a girl for a while
>finally see the facebook status "In an open relationship with"
>like the status
>...
>reread the status
>In an open relationship
>open relationship
>open
>remember what open relationship actually means
fuck sake's he's going to get cucked isn't he
Explain anglocucks?
>>53295254
>>53295254
>>53295254
>>53295848
Let's take over /cum/
>>53295766
>London
PAKIS
OUT
oneitis has started wearing a ridiculous amount of makeup
>>53295899
how about we invade your mums mangina
>>53295847
I went to Austin and I really liked it
/brit/ is fucking slow tonight
can /brit/ help me with my dry penis? I can't do anything.
>Two of my work colleagues start doing extra shit that's not in our job description that I don't do
>Keep asking them to stop because they're creating a new normal
>People are starting to ask "Why isn't anon doing that stuff as well"?
REEEEE how the fuck do I deal with this?
>>53295972
>asking brit for advice on how to get your dick wet
blunder
>>53295972
*licks it*
>>53295896
cant explain it but i do agree mostly. would love to move to Italy 2bh. top tier history and culture.
>>53295985
stop being a fucking bum
Reminder that when Jesus comes back he'll be a lion, not a lamb
>>53295972
lotion you tool
>>53295959
we're all in instasync
http://instasync.com/r/streamlad2
what a fucking spastic
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/685590170352107520
>>53296033
i've gone through two bottles of lotion. it had no effect
>>53295985
maybe they want a promotion you cuck
>>53295985
What extra shit, post your job cunt
>>53295959
because its shit lmao!
>>53296046
I'm in there too
>>53296054
Why are you guys so obsessed with this commie cunt?
>>53296026
he'll also fight for all-h
>>53296054
she is right though
>>53296102
it's literally just one guy
>>53296063
I'm a manager, and so are they.
They're doing a team coach role as well which is a role beneath a manager. They were originally team coaches that got promoted whereas I wasn't.
I'm not coaching cause that's below my role.
>>53296061
You don't get a promoted by doing the job BELOW you.
