Greenland edition
Reminder to report all communist activity to the local authorities so they can be deported back to russia
>>53291373
>That isberg
HRNG
my surnames are sefardies
can i be israeli and jew?
>>53291415
It's your thing, he can't force you to do it, but if you have no reason to decline, what's stopping you from doing it? I mean it's a big act of trust.
>You'll never be a yank
>You'll never go to middle and high school
>You'll never be in a social clique
>You'll never participate in a real hot dog eating contests
>You'll never play catch with the guys until it gets dark
>You then run home and eat a mcdonalds with mom
>You'll never play little league
>You'll never drive a girl up to makeout point
>You'll never go watch the big game with dad and eat nachos
>You'll never experience fraternity life
>You'll never have a clap
>You'll never meet up with the dudes from college at the bar
>You'll never have a weekend in Vegas and hit all the fast food joints and eat until you puke
>You'll never be a yank
>>53291373
>Greenland added
>Not Iceland
nth for don't bully!
>>53291461
>Reminder to support all communist activity against the local authorities so they can be deported to the gulag
>>53291452
I'm guessing you found your SO on fetlife?
It probably helps to have such specialized kinks though
>>53291563
>You'll never play little league
>You'll never be in a social clique
>You'll never play catch with the guys until it gets dark
>You'll never drive a girl up to makeout point
>You'll never go watch the big game with dad and eat nachos
>You'll never meet up with the dudes from college at the bar
>You'll never have a weekend in Vegas and hit all the fast food joints and eat until you puke
>>53291597
>>53291617
No, I didn't meet her there. Our relationship isn't kink/fetish based in any way.
>>53291597
no bully clause has expired
>>53291636
>>53291563
>You'll never have a weekend in Vegas and hit all the fast food joints and eat until you puke
>going to vegas to eat the same fast food you can get at any place in the country
SHIGGY DIGGY DOOOOOOOOO
Guys It's 2016
https://twitter.com/hashtag/Its2016AndWeStillDont?src=tren
>>53291303
No I don't. You fundamentally misunderstand my position. "Supremacy" is a judgement based off of something you value. If I value athleticism, I see Africans as relatively supreme. Economically speaking, whites dominate.
And this is just on a population-level. I'm not removing the ability for an individual black man to be a successful citizen and member of the economy, I've seen it plenty. On an individual basis, your race doesn't define much, from a greater population-perspective, general traits begin to manifest in statistically significant ways.
At any rate, I never demanded on engaging in this argument. The faggot who thinks "lol let's make it all brown for the lulz, fuck white people" pretty clearly has his own brown supremacist agenda of his own.
Of course I can't postulate on the greater impacts of racially dichotomous societies without liberals getting their fee fees hurt because they take everything personally. I don't go to /pol/ because its a bunch of hate and memery, I don't hate, I'm speculating based off of empirical evidence.
>>53291655
rude
>>53291678
incredibly rude
hope you had fun
>>53291782
Bullying is fun, anon
>>53291521
because i'm autistic and i'm scared. you have to do that stupid fucking dance down the aisle, give a toast, act like a normie all night, chat with bridesmaids i don't even know. fucking hell that dumbshit should have known better than to ask me
>>53291782
no, I havent used it yet, but its now 2016
>get offered a job
>have to end the call short because I was doing something when they called, guy told me to call back
>call him a few minutes later
>call him twice an hour later
>3 hours later, call him twice again
I have now called the guy 5 times. Holy shit.what am I doing
>>53291662
Fuck off cuck
>>53291826
yeah but you could hook up with one of the bridesmaids!
Americans:
Did your parents really tried to make you believe in Santa when you were a kid? how common and important is for american parents to do that?
Where i grew up not a single parent did that.
To me christmas has always been a period in time where my parents buy cool gifts to us but we couldn't open them till chrismass morning.
>>53291821
not for everyone!
>>53291821
bullying is rude and uncalled for
except against manlets and chicanos
>>53291636
I've done almost all of that except the bar thing. I live in Vegas tho so the last one is all day erry day.
>>53291898
my dad ruined santa for me as soon as he possibly could
>>53291746
>he faggot who thinks "lol let's make it all brown for the lulz, fuck white people" pretty clearly has his own brown supremacist agenda of his own.
It was pretty funny how that faggot immediately went to "ur a dum RACIST and probably hitler, too" after spewing his hatred though.
The disconnect these people have is just mind boggling.
>>>/qa/404495
Important /cum/ meta discussion here
>>53291898
I would pretend to believe in Santa to humor them in the hope it would get me more presents but I don't think I ever really believed it
>>53291881
nigger i'm ugly as shit
>>53291968
It happens a lot, I really don't understand that level of thought
>>53291901
>>53291932
Fine.
It's okay to bully chicanos, manlets and cute boys.
>>53291712
This. If you're in Vegas you should get a card for all the buffets they offer in the theme restaurants etc. The New York New York even had surprisingly good Pizza, eventhough that's basically fastfood again.
>>53291826
I get your problem. Don't you have common friends that will come to, so you can stick around with them? That toast thing is a little problematic, but is it worth disappointing your friend? I can absolutely understand your worries, but maybe it won't be that bad. I often feel similar, but in the end most of the time I have a good or at least okay time.
>>53291993
Good post
>>53291937
>someone from Nevada is here
Nice. May I ask you some stuff?
>>53291563
It's not fast food, it's the all you can eat buffet at the mandalay bay after you've finished your 100oz margarita with 4 shots of grain alcohol.
>>53292070
NO
cuteboys do not deserve to be bullied!
just tenderly tied up and stuff :o
>>53292167
Fuck off and go be crossdresser somewhere else Montana
>>53291901
Dang. From the thumbnail I thought he had a huge dong
>>53291898
I believed in Santa until I was like 10 because I'm dumb as shit
I dreamed I was gay but I'm not gay
I have erections with cute girls
>>53291563
>You'll never be a brit
>You'll never have season tickets to your local 3rd tier club as you watch them claw their way up to the Premiership
>You'll never get drunk at a pub with a bunch of fellow supporters
>You'll never loathe the big market clubs while reluctantly following Arsenal or someone during the Champions League
>You'll never feel the high of seeing your club get promoted
>You'll never fuck a plastic slag
At least you have some things, I'd gladly switch lives with you for a little while so you could be a yank and I could be a englishman
>>53292294
http://nhentai.net/g/146636/
>>53291898
they didnt go all out but they tried
go to bed before he comes, leave out some milk and cookies etc
even went to the mall santas when i was really young
When will flags be fixed
>>53292371
Never hopefully
>>53292088
yeah, who knows, i'm probably just acting like a spoiled little kid. wedding's a year from now anyway
>>53292294
kill yourself jorge
>>53292395
This.
Hopefully /int/ still stop being so dominated by generals if people aren't able to essentially tripfag so easily.
>>53292319
>You'll never be british
>You'll never go to primary and secondary school
>You'll never see qt school girls in outfits as you look dapper in yours
>You'll never participate in real primary school banter
>You'll never play 5 a side with your mates until it gets dark
>You then run home and eat a full roast made from mum
>You'll never play footy with your club and your mates
>You'll never get your first kiss from that qt bird that sits behind you in class
>You'll never go support your local club with your da and watch them win the derby
>You'll never experience freshers week
>You'll never have foreskin
>You'll never take the piss with your mates in a local pub thats been around for longer than America has existed
>You'll never have a lads night out and hit all the clubs and drink until you chunder on the streets
>You'll never be british..
>>53292445
Other boards that don't have any flags are full of generals though so I don't think that matters much.
we reddit now
>>53292319
>you will never watch your EPL team in their stadium and watch them shit the bed year after year
>you will never fall for a qt brit girl
>you will never live a cozy life on the coast
>you will never meet emma watson
>you will never play cricket with the lads
>>53292445
>t. The only fucking swede in cum who cant stop talking about her cuckolding lifestyle
>>53292445
>extra flags are why generals dominated /int/
How's it feel to be fucking retarded?
>>53292514
My suspicion is that they encourage them because people can more easily establish identities.
>>53292549
You're partially right for once but also see >>53292495
>>53292549
And your suspicion is wrong. Or did you only start coming on 4chan six months ago?
>>53292403
Take your time to think about it then.
Have you thought about talking to your friend? As far as I got it, you'd accept if there was no party etc. I think you should tell him about that and maybe you can find a solution together.
>>53292549
generals were fine before and nobody in /lat/ uses them but its very active
>>53292585
Ten or eleven years?
>>53292340
Thank you! I'm not going to click, but I've wondered for a bit what the whole
>/g/123456
thing was
>mfw I can now come up with empty links and troll anime posters
>>53292606
Yeah, sure. Then where do you get off spouting retarded bullshit like "extra flags caused generals"?
>>53292649
Read what I said again. Then maybe take a literacy test.
You know what I don't understand is people who have a diaper fetish
fuckin gross mang
>You never will be jew
>You never will be in the israeli army
feels bad
>>53292785
You and me both mang.
>>53292805
being jewish isnt as glorious as people think it is
>>53292810
I dont understand cuckolding either but you seem to be into it
>>53292785
When we're told that sex is wrong, we associate other wrong things with sex.
>>53292785
the poop feels warm and nice, that's why you microwave the diaper. it's safe, that's what's so sexy about it.
>>53292805
You could convert, change your name to something sephardic.
>>53292870
can you at least learn what cuckolding is, you autistic man who probably never showers
>>53292927
>>53292958
just dont reply to it
>>53292927
shoo shoo pamperchu
don't you have some chemotherapy sessions to attend to
>>53292940
My surnames are sephardic but my mother is not jew
Can i join in the israeli army if i dont know a shit of Hebrew?
Can i have a jewish wife if i'm a convert?
We should just make American General because I really don't like Canadians.
>>53293057
agreed
those chinamen only care about weed and getting cucked
>have dream in which I'm getting beat up by a girl
>wake up with my pants drenched in semen
>>53293212
What's with all the femdom fetishists on 4chan anyway?
>mfw price per barrel of oil is under $35
>petroleum majors in my uni on suicide watch
>RIP my city
>>53293212
seek professional help, lad
>>53292958
She lets other men and women fuck her wife
>>53293276
I don't like femdom as in getting chained and ball busted I just like a woman I can banter with and have sex afterwards
>>53293276
What's with all the 27 year-old poorfag neets on 4chan anyway?
Good night. Have a good time.
>>53293212
girls are mean
>>53293323
Same. Lately I've wanted to snuggle up in blankets and lay on my back across a qts lap while having her play with my dick desu
>>53293332
I feel like you're trying to imply that's me, but the age is wrong and neet isn't really an apt way to describe someone who's had a work permit for a week only.
>>53293323
And apparently who will beat the shit out of you.
>>53293395
see ya hans
Has anyone ever watched Bones?
Emily Deschanel is a terrible actor
>>53293332
Hey! I'm only 24.
>>53291898
They tried for a bit. Up until I was 5 we'd make cookies and leave them out. Then we just kind of knew it was our parents leaving the gifts and my brother and I were indifferent.
Believing in Santa seems to actually be really important over here. Almost every kid I grew up with believed in Santa at some point.
>>53293430
Why do have to be such a fag lmao
>>53293555
It amuses me in a strange way.
>>53292493
>cricket
Well memed, lad
>>53293212
It's a sign, anon
>>53293332
She's actually 28 I believe
t. Have a spreadsheet of female /cum/ posters
So, who's all getting laid tonight?!?!
>>53293614
cricket is like a comfier form of baseball
I want to at least try it
>>53293615
>t. Have a spreadsheet of female /cum/ posters
Can I see my entry?
>>53293615
autism
>>53293633
Not me. Who working tonight?
Why do Americans like Light Beer?
>>53293615
Whoa now, slow down UTV
I thought you would have learned your lesson already
>>53293737
because fuck it, that's why
>>53293742
ah, UTV
what a time to be alive
>>53293633
Gonna get smashed and play skyrim
Better than sex tbqh... no need to worry about anyone else.
Sex is overrated, it's nice if you love the girl, but in the end I'd much rather sit around and play video games then jerk off to porn. I have to love someone a lot to actually want to have sex with them
nigga i'm badass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWltvPbF-wQ
>>53293661
Need to update
>>53293633
I'm gonna watch speedruns and pout about Earthsiege 2 crashing too much.
Maybe I'll try to play it more tomorrow.
>>53293916
wow
you actually have this
>>53293025
Is your dad?
You don't need Hebrew to join the IDF. You'll want to learn it eventually, but if you know some English you'll fit in with americans.
You can. They don't proselytize, but they accept converts.
Quality of living in Israel is really shit. There's Israelis moving back to Europe based on their grandparents citizenship.
>>53293916
Release it all utv style
What do you have on Jalisco?
>>53293916
Post moar
Why hasn't anyone started a petition to make circumcision of minors illegal?
>>53293916
Gave me chuckles.
>>53293985
>>53293987
>>53293998
It's not finished
>>53293916
who else do you have
>>53293278
>RIP my country
We're like really fucked. Really.
>YFFW the UTV stalker was le autist man all along
>>53294053
cant be, LMM is too stupid to understand sports
>>53294048
A lot
>>53294027
So you only have one entry?
Do you have any of the girls in California
>>53294089
post them
>>53294027
Protip: my IP is dynamic and that wasn't a znc.
I don't have a ZNC currently because I don't have a VPS
>>53293997
was the general argument, ''it's a literal mutilation against the individual''?
I can't believe it's THE CURRENT YEAR and people still think sucking dick is gay
A squirrel is having some sort of stroke on my porch
>>53294088
>sports
>requiring intelligence
You move the ball from one end of the field to the other
>>53294098
None from there
>>53294126
Not done
>>53294127
Not much use either way
>>53294169
what's*
>>53294178
It's not if you're a woman
>>53294169
>>53294213
You don't have the right to decide if your child should lose his foreskin, only the child can make that decision. If the child wants it done, let him, but you can't decide for him.
Nevermind it got mauled by a cat or something and is bleeding out on my porch
>>53294201
Wew thank god
Carry on
>>53294127
pratar du svenska eller nej?
>>53293997
because of fucking kellog and his everlasting empire
>>53294178
It's only not gay if it's a feminine penis
>>53294288
aa, men inte helt perfekt
>>53294302
what if you met a girl who was literally 10/10 qt and she had a perfect 7 inch dick. You're telling me you wouldn't suck it?
Idk what to do with it
It's still barely alive and kicking around
>>53294365
>7"
too big, not feminine
>>53294296
I want cornflakes now and I have no milk :(
>>53294365
>7 inch dick
Sorry mate, I'm gonna have to decline
>>53294365
>>53294402
7" is hardly big
>>53294278
now i wonder what kind of child would say yes to that
What do you think of The Femanon Collector
http://strawpoll.me/6485296
>>53294347
ja, jag också favä. Jag går fram och tillbaka varje år
>>53294467
literally who
Welp put it in a garbage bad and hit it with a shovel
:(
>>53294445
the average dick size is like 6" or something, so yes 7" is big. Even moreso if it's girthy
This guy... just posted all the info he has on Sweden femanon
>>53293615
>>53293916
>>53294027
>>53294201
>>53293997
In California they've tried to make it a proposition to ban it, outside of medical needs, or religious choices.
>>53294597
That's including Asians and whites who drag it down quite a lot
>>53294606
she's Canadian
>>53294619
TRIGGERED
>>53293916
kill yourself already bk
I really dont like killing animals
Someone hold me
>>53294721
shouldve just left it alone anon
let nature run its course
Went to the shitter and there was no TP. Fml
Holding it in feels kinda good tho haha
>>53294721
I like hunting
>>53294721
what the fk did you do
>>53294721
you don't deserve posting under that flag
>>53294758
It was right outside my window twitching and gasping for air. Would have taken many painful hours for him to die
>>53294467
Not surprised at all
It happens in board cultures. There's a Russian on krautchan that still has an absurd amount of screenshots of me from when i used to frequent a kc tinychat 5 years ago. If you act obnoxious to get attention then you will, won't always be the good kind though.
>>53294721
animals kill other animals for food
if you just kill it and let it there it's a waste then you should feel bad
>>53294479
>>53294823
This.
>>53294721
Eat the squirrel.
>>53294721
Did you shot a BBA?
Terrible thread you should all kill yourselves
>>53294849
aw ;-;
at least you had the decency to put it out of its misery
>>53294877
Nej tack.
FUCK THAT NIGGA THAT YOU CAME HERE WITH
>>53294387
Cum on it. Post pics
>>53294877
back to /brit/ cunt
>>53294877
are you really so bored you have to shit up both /cum/ AND /brit/? I mean I know Iceland is a boring place to live but c'mon m8
>>53294930
I cum on cat he hiss at penis
>>53294895
Wish I had a gun so I could have made it quick and be less involved
Stop including us in this general
>>53294877
Literally who?
>>53294972
Greenland more like Groinland
>>53294972
greenland is rightful /cum/ clay
>>53294877
Terrible island you should all kill yourselves
>>53294972
1 (800) 273-8255
>>53294972
Why havent you suicided yourself to death yet?
>>53293025
if you qualify for a passport
they pay for your flight, teach you the language and give you a bunch of other benefits
>>53295091
>tfw my cousin is married to an Israeli
do I qualify
>>53295172
No.
just let this general die already
>>53295206
im trying
>>53295205
Jag var inte ber du
>>53295247
Thanks for the bump
hate British posters tb honest. By far the worst on /int/
>>53295286
>not saging every post
Welp I'm done with 4chan. Have good lives everyone
>>53295301
They tend to be very boring. I don't see how people stand /brit/ it's so stupid
>>53295304
either way, posting in this thread keeps it alive, so thanks for that.
>>53295273
It's okay, you don't need to request me.
>>53295301
/brit/ is a great place. if any brit posts on /cum/ it's because they're outcasts from /brit/ which means you're a really big shitposter.
>>53295369
we can't even post in /Brit/ because they either ignore us or respond with "fuck off Yank". Tremendous butt hurt tbqh. Even with all our problems we're still a better country than them top kek
>>53295413
/brit/ is probably the 2nd worst general right after /lat/
>>53295459
I post in /brit/ daily they don't do this shit. And if they do its just banter that you can't comprehend
>>53295459
>>53295459
>ignore us
well at least they're doing something right
>>53295172
>my cousin is married to an Israeli
ew
GET IN HERE
NEW THREAD
>>53293620
>>53293620
>>53293620
>>53293620
>>53293620
ALL YANKS INVITED
MEXICANS TOO
>>53293620
>>53293620
>>53293620
>>53293620
Don't forget to show your patriotism!
>>53295497
Jajaja chicano se te rieron en la cara y estas llorando
who cares about brit it's a bunch of delusional trash
did you guys know there is a 99.26% correlation between per capita margarine consumption and divorce rates in maine?
>>53291461
all nations belong to the workers
>>53291567
Greenland's the one we offered $100,000,000 to Denmark in 1946 to be sold to the United States, not you!
>>53295594
Get in here!
>>53293620
>>53293620
>>53293620
>>53293620
>>53293620
Get in here!
bought and xbox one controller
i own no xbox one
>>53295307
See you tomorrow.
>>53295719
don't tell me what to do
Nothing makes me happy anymore, I don't know what to do.
>>53295742
You can hook it up to your computer though
Haven't been this hungover since I was 12
Bam me again janny cunt
>>53295742
my mom once bought a cd-rom game for me at a kiosk in a mall and then went to a computer store and asked for the computer that went with it
>>53295779
scream about muslims, go join a trump rally. find joy in anger
>>53295816
how sad that reads
>>53295917
Could only be sadder if I was mexican to be quite honest with you
>>53295307
See you tomorrow
Explain yourselves sub-human cucks
>>53295254
>>53295254
>>53295254
>>53295544
>US
>commonwealth
So I got banned from my main board and I'm lurking around 4chan. what is this general about?
>>53296031
Why can't you speak English?
>>53296050
anime mostly
>>53296031
>best football
>implying italy wasnt a JOKE in WWII
>implying famous italian musicians exist out of centuries old classical composers
>>53296050
gay erping
>>53296050
Homosexuals and anime
Not even joking
>>53296050
autism and homosexuality in North America
plus anime
>>53296104
thats only HALF of the general
>>53296050
Shit flinging
See our /qa/ thread
>>>/qa/404495
NEW THREAD
>>53293620
>>53293620
>>53293620
NEW THREAD
>>53296050
Discussion of North American language, culture and current events.
>>53296104
>>53296113
well you guys must be huge faggots to stay here then
pce niggas
>>53296050
Anime, neurosis, gay erp, and calling me a cuck.
>>53296184
Could only be a bigger faggot if you can't evade a ban
>>53291563
>hot dog eating contests
>makeount point
Is this some kind of movie
>>53296180
remember that time Canada lost the JHWC?
I'm wearing black panties, thigh highs, and a t-shirt
>>53296325
Put on some pants you dirtbag
>>53296325
liar
>>53296325
Post picture is the only response I can think of to this.
>>53296234
Sounds like a good time
>>53296104
>>53296113
>>53296138
>>53296151
>>53296180
>>53296234
Well thats great. Thanks for the info
>sybaratic
Holy shit why are word of the days so useless?
>>53296234
Neurosis?
What?
nothing beats that feeling of a soiled diaper fresh out the microwave, so warm and stinky. it makes me feel safe when I put on it on. Sooooooo sexual.
>>53296325
inb4 trap
>his neighbourhood doesn't have regular iceberg sightings
L
M
A
O
>>53296473
>Neurosis?
>What?
The band. We're all vehement atmo sludge enthusiasts
>>53296473
>a relatively mild mental illness that is not caused by organic disease, involving symptoms of stress (depression, anxiety, obsessive behaviour, hypochondria) but not a radical loss of touch with reality.
>>53296521
No shit.
>>53296540
>wanting to live in a frozen hellhole
no thank you
