my salary is $80/month
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>53289407
How many hpurs do you even work?
How did you change your flag on here to your state flag instead of just the U.S. flag?
really? I mean, even here student can have salary about 100-200 dollars
>>53289457
epic meme
t. atlantan
>>53289407
>2015+1
>still living in a shithole
You asked for it sahib
>>53289604
>sahib
confusing me for a frenchman, abdullah.
>>53289645
Sorry i forgot you were a mountain monkey
>>53289497
A month? If yes thats nothing.
>>53289760
yes a month and Its very low
>>53289407
I get payed a fucking 500 and holy shit it sucks.
iktf tbн
>>53290106
thats like 3 dollars
Where in Gruzija do you live ?
>i earn more in around 100 minutes than a lad in georgia does a month
>>53290271
In 20 hours*
Which he works in a month
>>53290268
do you still wear old grandmas clothing?
>>53289407
that's low even for loldovan standards, familia
>tfw there have always been rich people and poor people
>tfw not until very recently have they all gained the ability to know just how poor they are
It's like giving a crash test dummy sentience
>>53289407
I make what you make in 4 hours..
>>53289407
move to russia
>>53290432
Maybe
>>53289407
What do you do?
>>53290689
why? iam rich here
>>53290818
i work in movie theater on saturdays for 5 hours every week
>>53290939
I used to do that a million years ago. Pretty fun job. I think I earned about the same hourly.
>>53291038
Jesus Christ did you have to work for tips there as well?
>>53291038
i get 4 dollar/hour
it is fun yes and plus is i get 8 tickets per month for movies
>>53291095
but they are discriminating me now for simple mistake
one time i have burned popcorn and there was a big line and they had to wait, after that i was not allowed in the concession stand
in salary i got butthurt when iphone user paid with apple pay and told his friend "android does not have this stuff watch now that they copy apple" i argued him until manager came and now i am only usher
>>53291259
I never made it beyond usher. One time I was helping out on concessions and this chick spilled a cup full of melted butter on my head. I think the manager sort of blamed me even thought I dindu nufin. So, usher.
Was only there for a summer though.
>>53291429
wtf
a customer? a fellow worker?
>>53291429
when you are usher you are a nigger
but as usher i deduce that my real work per saturday is around 1 hour and 20 minutes
rest is spent on playing mobile games and waiting for film to finish
Even I got more in my shit mcjob, OP.
I think it's time to look for a job somewhere else.
>>53289407
I think I make that in like 2 hrs.
Hi, Gogi. It's sad your folk doesn't speak russian anymore.
>>53291542
Worker. I think it was an honest mistake. I was kneeling down to get something out of a low cupboard and she knocked over the butter.
But thinking back it is an odd coincidence that the only time she or anyone else ever knocked over the melted butter was when I was right beneath the cup.
>>53291679
Fuck off Vanya
>>53291717
U mad Gogi? Do you have hairy back?
>>53289407
>tfw i make 60$ a month
>>53291717
>Fuck off Vanya
That what people say before drowning in poverty.
Taras, prove it!
>tfw I get like $1000 a Month for doing absolutely nothing
>tfw mom gives me 150$/month
>tfw 20yo
>>53291857
Nothing as in easy job or nothing as in welfare?
>>53291857
Don't forget to mention that you pay 6 times more for literally everything than he or me.
>>53291764
drink your vodka you cunt-eyed mongol
>>53289407
I can double that if you let me fuck your qt Georgian mum
>>53291921
>mountain mafiozi calls me slant eyed
Did your shave your fingers today?
>my salary is $400/month
>>53291579
I somehow can't imagine a Jew working in McDonalds. Don't you guys have some Arabs for it?
>>53291910
this is true i have survived alone for a month with $80 before
i am rent shitty house with only bed with $40
bus fare for students 0.10$
loaf of bread $0.30
and this is how i am lived for month because i promised parents i did not want their filthy money and said i am live independent after that terrible month i went back
I work 20ish h/week and make 18550:- (2200$)
>>53291906
Welfare shit, cant bother to explain my situation
>>53291910
$1000 go a long way
>>53292024
>work 42 hours a week
>make $1800 a month
>make 4000AUD a month after taxes
>barely make it to each fortnight
Is OP the same guy who whined about wage discrimination and how his manager was paying him off the books, or some shit?
I earn 55kr an hour. That's like 6 dollars. I'm probably living below the US minimum wages.
>>53292032
I mean if 2l fanta costs 3 euro in your country, here it costs .80 so if you want to compare your wage with eastern euros- divide it by 4. So your wage equals to somewhat 250-400$ in Russia.
>>53292281
T I P S
I
P
S
>>53291921
answer my questions pls
do you hate russia?
why are they taking south ossetia and abkhazia?
are you christian?
what movies are popular in georgia?
how is life ?
>>53292393
>2016 and 8 days
>tipping
Pick one
Literally how can a country be so poor?
I make that in 2 hours of work
>>53292421
no
imperialistic
no
I don't watch modern movies
it can be better
>>53292393
>living of off people's charity
>>53289407
its ok kartvelia
>>53292533
Most countries are actually that poor. It's just your and bunch more ciuntries are that rich.
I make like $1760 per month.
I hate my job and I think today was the breaking point, I want to quit so bad.
>>53292533
>mfw I make than in 15 minutes of work
>>53292096
>work 42 hours a week
>make $650 a month
>>53292281
But that's fucken nothing in Norway??
>>53289407
Why did you guys invade Russia?
Btw I make no money/month
>>53292667
I know superb memes like "Panama is the land of opportunity" but Dominica? Christ...how? Where?
>>53290268
>>53290757
Kuzu, why don't you come visit us at /balt/+/ausnz/? I've missed you so much, where have you been all this time?
>>53292667
Fidel Castro, you?
>>53292096
>work 60 hours a week
>make 250 euros
moving to austria soon thank god
>>53292645
>makes more than 90% of the world's population with the best working conditions in the world after Scandinavia
>hates his job
>>53292677
Life of an apprentice, I guess. Should have started my apprenticeship earlier, while I still could spunge off the backs of my parents.
>>53292742
250 euros a month
>>53289407
>my salary is $80/month
I wouldn't call that a salary
>>53292712
But they didn't.
>>53292327
1kg of potatoes is like .80-1$ And thats more of a reliable comparison than brand products like Fanta
>>53290271
>I earn double in one hour of what a lad in Australia does in 100 minutes
>>53289407
Here in Sardinia?
How did you change your flag on here to your regional flag instead of just the Italy flag?
>>53292281
You should work in a Georgian movie theater
>>53292803
1kg of potatoes is $.80 here, for fuck sake
I pay the same for potatoes as a fucking Dane and probably earn thrice less
>>53292671
The company I work for only hires white british people too, so they end up with a load of retarded chavs on the payroll.
>>53292742
>work 6 months in USA and earn ~$30,000
>the other 6 months I spend in Serbia jacking off and spending it
God bless United States of America
>>53292819
i work in...oh wait
>>53289407
>my salary is $80/month
>>53292716
Not that guy, but we actually grew more than Panama this past year.
>>53292745
Sure would be nice if the cost of living anywhere in America was comparable to the 90% of the world with lower wages. Alas, the cost would be much higher no matter where you go.
>>53292803
1kg of potatoes is .20$ here.
>>53292864
what the fuck?
its .25 here
>>53292864
1kg potato here is around $.60
Wow. Even when I was relying entirely on welfare, I still got ten times that.
Tbh its pretty easy to live the good life in America
Many teachers at my high school drove Mercedes with their salary of 50,000 a year (which is average teacher salary)
>>53292890
If you don't live in Cali or Jew York it's prety comparable to Russia where many people make 100$/month.
>my salary is $4000 a month
who /poor/ here
>>53292775
But then a decent life awaits, isn't it? What about us, who are not interns or apprentices, and work for ~4$/hour. I can't even afford a vocation....and if I could, they don't provide for praxis programs (apprenticeship) but provide with a certificate and tell you to politely fuck off and find praxis yourself. The catch is, no one will hire you without experience
>>53292938
teaching getto/public schoo kids in america should be payed at least 150k a year
>>53289407
>mfw I make that much in a day and I'm just doing an internship
>>53292938
Aren't goods and services very cheap in the U.S., though?
>>53292882
geg
>>53292907
if they were that cheap here i'd literally just make home made chips every single day
>>53292953
you are croatia and u think you have it bad
imagine yourself in my shoes and know how i am feel
>>53292948
>$4000 a month
It's pretty decent here if you're not married
>>53292721
Because of
>+/ausnz/
what in fug is that
>>53292745
>>the best working conditions in the world after Scandinavia
Are you sure about that? I'd like to see something supporting that if you have it.
>tfw household income $190,000
>still feel middle class
>>53292944
I really doubt that's true. You cannot live anywhere in America making $100/mo. At least if you don't have government welfare benefits tacked on to that.
>>53292869
I earn less than the pits of the "British class barrel"
I have a dismantled and mostly irreparable flintlock on display. Would be worthwhile repairing it just so I can shoot myself
>>53292888
Good work, Luis. I am rooting for best Dominica (Haiti being worst Dominica)
>>53292903
Good work finding out that Croatia is 3x times more expensive than Serbia. Where do you think we go when we want to buy a cargo container amount of sweets, cigarettes and such?
>>53293071
You can't in Russia too. I wouldn't for example. But they do somehow. You just turned into pussies.
>>53292948
48k would be a very attractive salary here, but I live in a flyover state. Are you in a big city or something?
>>53292953
Yeah, that's true. I'll get a certificate of apprenticeship from one of the best and biggest companies in the country, and I can basically pick and choose what jobs I want within my profession. However it's still a low-key job, so it's not like it will give me the life of luxury. Unless I take further education and become a technician or engineer later down the line.
>>53293017
Australia and New Zealand. Don't you like Australia and New Zealand?
>>53293042
Now's not the time for statistical bickering. We're mourning over our financial dependency here
>>53293002
>imagine yourself in my shoes
Jesus Christ, mate
If we're still comparing cost of potatoes, $1.45 per kg
1500 e/month reporting in.
>>53293017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAHRpEqgcL4
>be a student
>get paid ~1000 euros to study
>>53293228
>Spain
>job
bad meme desu
have this music displaying old/modern life of mountainous region of georgia
https://youtu.be/EuPfXQEhomo
>>53293280
>be student
>pay $20,000 a year for uni
it's just not fair
>>53293118
do you think that a university-degree helps with finding a job in croatia?
>>53293161
I'm simply talking about a paycheck that gives you dignity, feeds and clothes you, as well as pays a miserable rent. Which I assume you'll have? You must also have a good safety net, in a country such as Norway. Good opportunities to invest, save, good currency, lower unemployment, better incentive to strike your own path and such. You understand...
>>53293280
reported
>>53292903
>>53292907
>>53292864
>>53292901
Mind that my country consists of potatofarmers who has domesticated pig on the sidr
Also unlile russia were not victim to sanctions
>>53293280
nice, fellow oilnigger
>>53293280
i also get $40/month to study
such is life
>>53293297
lel.
37hours/week and 42 days of pay vacances.
enjoy your cunt and be careful to be shotted, paco.
>>53293331
It does, but not that much. Unemployment stands at 14% and around 43% for the youth. The numbers are grim. And of course, in these times, with what little jobs we can get here, they hire people with high prerequisites (minimum of 3/4/5 years of experience in the field, MA in the field - usually these go together) and such. Even the bar-tending, cooking and other more seasonal jobs, they request fucking rocket scientists who are not even hired since nepotism works its way and the the person who lands the job landed it the last time as well (greased a few wheels)
>>53293280
we should get paid more desu i mean with housing prices these days who can afford living only of their student pay
#moreSU2k16
>>53293543
be smart like me and leach off your parents until you graduate
>>53293363
How much does vocational school cost in Danmark? Here, it's from EUR900-1700.
I look like a Turk, might even pass as a Syrian, but I'm too tall for a Syrian...
I just need a country that will pay half of my rent during the studies and put me through vocation...until I find a job. I don't even need unemployment welfare
>>53293601
I'm actually a pretty normal functioning adult who works part-time next to my studies.
Leeching of your parents until you are 30 is only something neets and italians do
>>53293190
Not really bro, hence why I came to baltic.
NZ is OK though
>>53293507
>around 43% for the youth
wtf thats greek tier
>>53293206
>Now's not the time for statistical bickering.
In other words you have nothing to support it.
>>53293653
>cost
it's free nigga
>>53293239
Good singer
>euros
>can live off the state at any given moment
>complaining about anything
>ever
>>53293280
know that feel you
>be a student
>get paid 690 euros to study
>living in a dorm is free
>free gym
>free sauna
>free food
>>53293716
I don't even know what to write...this is just absurd
I wanted to become a pharmacy technician, but the vocation (two years of school) costs EUR1000, and it's just subjects that I didn't have through high school (because I didn't go to medical high school but a gymnasium). So, I would have payed a thousand euros for passing 7 subjects regarding organic chemistry, some laboratory work, "field protection" mumbo jumbo and "work ethnics"...
What kind of requirements do you need to fill to start a vocation? There has to be a catch, I can't live in Denmark, I can't afford it that is, not until I get some kind of a job that pays at least the Danish minimum
>>53292113
Our currencies are basically the same right now, I make $2600/mo and it's just about enough
>>53289478
Huh? I thought Kazakhstan was an oppressive hellhole.
>>53293935
know that feel bro*
>>53293336
Definitely. And we do enjoy a high amount of social mobility, as well as a social security network. The state is here to catch us when we fall, although it does come at the expense at high amounts of taxes and other fees.
>>53293965
I don't know about Denmark, but as long as you're qualified for applying, there is no "catch". Uni requires cash, but the state supplies nearly all of it at a nearly rent free loan, of which you don't have to pay everything back.
>>53293965
>What kind of requirements do you need to fill to start a vocation?
You need to have finished the danish folkeskole - meaning the 10 years of basic education every kid is required to fullfill by law from age 6 - 16
>>53294183
>Uni requires cash, but the state supplies nearly all of it at a nearly rent free loan, of which you don't have to pay everything back.
in Denmark? No it doesn't.
The only expense connected to danish universities is the money you have to spend on books every semester.
The government supply university students who live by themselves with around 1000 euros every month, and university students who live with their parents around 500 euros every month. You are never required to pay those money back. they are grants
>>53294183
>>53294190
There's the catch. Not finished Danish education. I tried going to college, but lost all motivation primarily because I was not "feeling it in my hands", if you understand?
Hell...
If I want to go to college again, I need to pay a thousand euros (and every new year I enroll in, unless I have a certain credit upon entering the new academic year). Still, it's a thousand euros I do not have
>>53294323
>500 euros a month just for studiying and living with parents
Fucking ridicilous.
>>53293679
im sorry
>>53294421
In Denmark vocation education is for the people who are literally not smart enough to enter high school anyway.
>>53289407
attention whoring cuck
don't forget to make new thread tomorrow
>>53289457
s o funni!
><
.U
>>53293044
youre just terrible with your money, and i mean terrible
t. make only slightly more and feel rich
>>53292983
Average salary of a professor is 67,000-147,000 a year
I make $3500 a month and have zero education except high school, wtf m8 is wrong with your shithole country? Move here and with construction alone you can make over 5k a month, easy
>>53294531
Then we're not on the same page. Here, "vocational school" is as standard as any other high school. It's more concrete since it gives you a trade and you can enroll in more specialized colleges because of it. I finished an elite high school, a gymnasium (for the smart kids), but there's a catch. Those who finish gymnasiums have clear college goals and usually succeed. I didn't. Which leaves me with a whole lot of nothing. I don't have a trade, nor do I have a BA/MA befit of the "gymnasia's kind". In short, I'm stuck in the middle
>>53294795
Who's going to hire someone with no construction experience at all? I'm 86kg of mass (on 186cm), physically fit, but I don't know the "works". Would you put in a good work for me at your construction site? I know English, conversational Spanish, Russian and enough Italian to piss them off, Serbocroatian is my native, but I completely understand Macedonian and Bulgarian as well. I possess the vocabulary of half of the construction site (most of them being Eastern Europeans probably)
>>53294955
You get an apprenticeship here if someones in your situation, I know a turk dude that came here wanting to do construction but ended up an electricians apprentice and now has a house.
Government has services that hook you up with those types of gigs
>>53294857
vocation education here qualifies you for higher education as well, but it's not needed. Most vocation educations are for people who aren't very bookish and wants to enter the labour-market quickly. Vocation education here is made up less of school and more of internship.
For an example if you want to become a blacksmith, it takes to you 2 1/2 years, but you only spend 1 year in school and 1 1/2 year as an intern in a shop
>>53295097
>>53295107
That's it. Do you have something for pharmacy/medical technicians? Here it's all theory, except perhaps two or three visits to a laboratory...
>>53295097
What kind of services? Are you familiar, directly or indirectly, with the procedure? And I believe Australia has one of those "do you fill in the vocation quota we need" type of thing, and I most certainly don't
>>53293709
yeah
>>53293507
>get a job in a goverment department
>only got it because of a friend
>literally everyone else except for me got it through a parent or a relative
nepotism through the fucking roof, when i started working here i realised why our country is such a shithole when it comes to jobs
>>53295350
>pharmacy/medical technicians?
That's university degrees here, not vocation education.
>>53290271
is that joosten?
>>53295360
Čovječe...a gdje su mi režije, stan, plaćam bratu školu. Tonem ovdje
>>53295427
So, how do EMTs do it in your country? I always wanted to become an EMT. Have to go through college for that as well?
>>53295596
Ah, sorry. EMT is a vocation education. It takes 3 1/2 years - 2 1/2 as an intern.
>50$ a month
Living the welfare NEET life, bitches.
>>53292589
The owner still has to make sure you at least earn minimum wage, so you'll either make minimum or over.
>>53295737
I really need to consider my options. I hate to ask this, but how is social security for people like me? People with a HS degree only, no knowledge of Danish? Could I possibly enroll into this EMT course and find a job in Denmark? I'm all open for options, all I ask for is decency, at least to be able to save a couple of euros aside, as a safety net. I can't save a penny in Croatia, and I'm used to a frugal lifestyle
>>53295964
You have to have at least a danish resident permit to get government sponsored education here. Also you have to know danish as classes you'll take etc are going to be in danish.
However keep in mind that the danish government is following a strict ''fuck off we're full'' policy atm.
>tfw no euro bf no adopt you and give u free money
>>53296172
I am looking at this "studyindenmark.dk" website and it doesn't look as they're charging for education, but you do need to get a residence permit. There are separate English programs. I would enroll in an English program and use that "learn Danish for free" they offer. I fill the requirements to enroll into higher education in Denmark too
>>53296569
godspeed m80
>>53289407
I'm on minimum wage and make more than that a day, what the fuck man
>>53292554
>no
Are you muslim?
>>53296871
Yes, found the catch. I fill all requirements (HS diploma with good grades) and am an EU citizen so most of these programs are free for me, but I need to find my own place and prop myself...in fucking Denmark mate. I can barely live here, and the government doesn't seem to allow students to work more than 20 hours a week...meaning, I am not entitled to financial aid in terms of rent or books
>>53297098
>nd the government doesn't seem to allow students to work more than 20 hours a week
Shitty country.
>>53296569
Sretno brate
>>53297436
Moraju stvari naprijed ;_;
>>53291795
Linijkarzem jesteś że tyle zarabiasz?
>>53297287
rules are in order to make people focus on their studies and not on part time jobs.
a university degree costs the government around 20.000USD per student per year, so they want to make sure students finish their degree as fast as possible
>>53293715
Are you really this mad because nobody considers your uninhabitable desert an equal of Scandinavia and other real 1st world countries? Perhaps all the HDI posting is simply the byproduct of a terrible inferiority complex after all.
>work in a lumber mill 6 days a week, 8 hours a day
>10 euros a day
>250 a month, IF i dont get caught smoking
>most food and in my fridge comes from granpas farm
>2 thirds of my salary end up for bills
>steal internet from a local pub with enhanced wi fi catcher thing
>have to somehow learn russian to work in the tundra
>will get baptized before i go where everything is uncertain
One is rich if he doesnt need much, not when he has much.
Stop bitching and do something useful for a change.
All these faggots who get payed to breathe will stop breathing on the first sign of trouble, financial or ordinary real world trouble, dont bother with them, they are so poor, all they have is money given to them to shitpost
Dude you could buy like, 140 Klondike bars. Live the dream
>>53299215
Their HDI posting is all the result of chinks buying land to mine aluminium/uranium on and then hiring the natives to work for them
>>53293280
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
