cute little bums edition
kpop desu lads
crayon pop
By no means am I in love with a stripper
I fly em in quick I fly em out even quicker
tfw no gf
moz
>>53280938
literally laying in a field where dogs have pissed
>>53280938
>tfw someone beats you in making a /brit/ thread
https://twitter.com/NUVARlNG/status/684431716354756610
>>53280994
Go away Grandad
caught a cold
feeling sick
>>53280938
Why is this girl dressed like Misty
>>53281016
meow
>>53281038
It'shot
>>53281036
IS IT BEING DETAINED?
>>53281012
I used to check the catalog and all that shite to see if anyone had just made one. Now I just go for it gung ho and if someone else has made one, janny will take care of mine. There's no time to waste.
>>53281022
Oh dear
Repeat after me
>There's nothing wrong with being a manlet
>There's nothing wrong with being black
>There's nothing wrong with being a jew
>>53280976
delet this
>>53280994
The Smiths are shit
Very fucking high lads I took a shot of adrenaline and then 1000mg of lyrica, a line of ketamine I'm ltierally hearing voices and seeing elfs when I close my eyes. fucking mental feels like an outer body experience.
I wanna fight someone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqYhzeQLzAI
wish I was cool and attractive and had cool and attractive friends that liked me
>>53281072
no
atm the cold has the high ground
S is for Sardonic sense of humour
C is for Comedian born and Bred
O is for Only supports one soccer team (but has two to choose from!)
U is for Unswerving love for all things Liverpool
S is for Scouse eater
E is for Eulogizes Liverpool at every opportunity
R is for Rejoices in a good argument
>>53281071
phwoar
>>53281114
pleb detected
>>53281114
awful taste
>>53281146
nah they are
>>53281022
lmao mad paki
>>53281122
You fucking madman
>>53281122
dont waste it on /brit/ you cunt
motherland pls, send help
>>53281114
this desu
me and the gf
>>53281167
1, 2, 4, 3
>>53281199
me behind the camera
Is extra flags fixed yet lads
>>53281204
bad lad
>>53281212
1 > 4 > 2 > 3
>>53281167
Ugly feet desu
>>53281225
>extra flags
just use a trip so we all know you are you twat
>>53281233
excuse me MR CAmerons, that deadly murdering device you're holding there is absolutely illegal in the Caliphate of Great Britain
Kya!
>>53281146
>>53281167
>I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
>But heaven knows I'm miserable now
>I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
>And heaven knows I'm miserable now
shit lyrics, all the songs sound the same, just morrisey putting on a stupid voice
>>53281243
Acceptable taste.
>>53281299
yuck
>>53281267
Literally 60% of posters use extra flags, dweeb
>>53281285
>not knowing gun ownership is allowed under sharia
>>53281204
the one on the right looks smug as fuck
>>53281293
you've made this exact post before
want to try a different song this time?
>tfw a girl this beautiful will never love me
>tfw this girl browses 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTDEtXp1KUk
>>53281326
they can all get to fuck
>I use extra flags
>>53281293
no one cares about morrissey, the real genius was marr. moz just put funny lyrics over the top
>I'm not a virgin
>>53281352
donald trump doesnt love her, the spic fuck
>>53281352
Robot Rorke.
>>53281376
6, 3, 4, 5, 2, 1
been lifting
>>53281376
ME ON THE LEFT
E
O
N
T
H
E
L
E
F
T
http://www.dw.com/en/slovakia-vows-to-refuse-entry-to-muslim-migrants/a-18966481
based
>>53281361
catholics out
>>53281376
me occupying pixel zone x261 to y 380
>>53281337
wasn't me but I know the post you're talking about - my point still stands
Good times for a change
See, the luck I’ve had
Can make a good man
Turn bad
So please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get what I want
literally the sort of shit you'd hear in a top 40 pop song like Rihanna
>>53281379
i love morrissey but without marr the smiths wouldve been nothing. the riff in this song is utterly wasted on the lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH18_dZIYOE
>>53281440
>implying migrants want to live in shitholes
>>53281430
me on the shelf
Fuck r9k is depressing. No wonder there all neet.
From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered :
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
As Anthony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale :
Oh, I say :
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girl's mothers are bigger than
Other girl's mothers
Send me the pillow...
The one that you dream on...
Send me the pillow...
The one that you dream on...
And I'll send you mine
>Northern """""""""""""music""""""""""""""
did a really loose warm fart that positively ponged
>Why yes, I am from Iceland
Redpill me on minions, lads
>>53281507
She looks like a big grill.
>>53280938
Who is this semen demon?
>>53281544
>laptop on the carpet with the air intakes sucking up all that dust and hair
Deplorable.
Fancy an American girl :((
wag1 lads
back at my uni house now! haha
>>53281570
There not real.
>>53281544
NICE
stop the moz bullying, please and thanks
>>53281570
Post-reddit Pepe for normies whose only experience of the internet is Facebook.
>>53281544
god I hate slags
c-can i hang out here, cum is slow without anime fags or communists
>Why yes my dear madam, I hail from Yorkshire
>>53281544
>>53281570
chinese sweat shop workers
>>53281657
FOY
Here come the hotstepper
>>53281619
where?
>>53281330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyT94G_30Po
They're all pretty much smug in that song
thinking about equality lads
do women lust for men with the same level that men lust for women? because a woman that's more than a 4/10 could lie in the street and have dicks inside her within 5 minutes if she wanted. if i lie in the street i won't have vaginas inside me within 5 minutes
women have so much more going for them than men. thats why men deserve more money. to buy shit that can compensate for the lack of easy sex
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPRVXTytJQ0
>>53281705
What?
>>53281696
honest question how far left is the labor party are they like dritish dems or are they actual socialists
http://yourmedicalguide.info/17-things-that-happen-when-you-have-an-anxious-mind-but-a-laid-back-personality/
people give me cold remedies
im literally dying
>>53281738
Go away Grandad
alri
>>53281774
get a blanket if you're cold silly
lads haha im hungry what should I eat lmaoooo
>>53281759
democrats and torys have more in common
>>53281774
Fuck off Tripyank
>>53281764
this is literally me btw
been listening to lots of normie music lately tb honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGV0LF5XFw4
>>53281724
>i won't have vaginas inside me within 5 minutes
>>53281792
don't appreciate being consistently gimmicked like this lad
watch yourself
>tripfag
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>>53280938
w2c?
Reminder that Morrissey is a pretentious cunt who should not be allowed to interact with society.
>>53281847
>yank
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should I buy some beer for tonight, lads? can't buy them after 8 in this shithole so ill have to decide shortly
>>53281836
I'm just warming up
Just put your extra flag as a trip for now, it's forgiveable.
>>53281774
Vitamin C
Paracetamol or Ibuprofen to relieve crap feels
Olbas Oil to clear block nose.
allah is the greatest
>>53281724
>Still believes in the wage gap myth
Females have higher standards for sexual partners than men, that is how nature works. That is nothing to whine about.
>>53281774
>>53281657
>>53281661
>>53281774
Hot toddie
>>53281890
nice try
t. the brit poster with a chained swan on their flag
>>53281905
>Females
autist detected
>>53281822
dont be rude to me
>>53281857
>smoking
dropped
Why does every girl look the same when they go on a night out? Slags are like all the fucking same. Only decent girls i saw on night out was at the fucking lgbt bar in my city. And im 99% sure half of those arent even chicks
>>53281876
and he also moved to Los Angeles to avoid paying high taxes
>I smoke tobacco
Why does nothing ever go smoothly?
There's always a fucking problem.
>I gave a yank a (You)
>>53281887
get some wine instead
>>53281932
I enjoy your posting mate
Get well soon!
a paki from work told me he puts olive oil on his skin as a moisturiser or whatever
what the actual fuck
>>53281932
Fuck off Tripyank
>>53281915
reported to the queen
paddy wagon dispatched
>Females have higher standards for sexual partners than men, that is how nature works. That is nothing to whine about.
>>53281918
Dyke
>>53281932
I don't enjoy your posting
Get well soon
>>53281950
>I vap
>>53281905
i think you'll find it is something to whine about
4/10 women get with the 9/10 men. if you're a 6.5 out of 10 male, your only options are Vicky Pollard or a sneaky shag with a goat in a field
>>53281717
https://youtu.be/K-B5XAxDQ8w
Do you know to what degree the average Korean understands Japanese? I get that there's usually versions in both languages but the official video is in moon.
>>53281964
so do I lad, it's GOAT
>>53281759
New Labour under Tony Blair was more like Clintonite Democrats, old Labour or Labour under Corbyn is more socialist.
Our Republic Party make Tories in England look Center-left
wtf that's sara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AzqpSlsIWg
>>53281887
Get something stronger to get pissed quicker. Red wine, port or scotch are all good choices.
Important research lads. Answer honestly.
http://strawpoll.me/6482023
http://strawpoll.me/6482023
http://strawpoll.me/6482023
>>53281961
want to stick my chach in between her bum tb quite honest
>smoking?!
>why, how positively repulsive!
>my body is a temple and I will not pollute with such poisons!
>>53281975
that's how evolution works m8
sup niggas
>>53281986
It really is a fucking mouth fedora.
Started out as a way to get people to quit smoking, now I don't know.
>>53281876
reminder that all manc 'musicians' are pretentious cunts who should all follow ian curtis' example although he wasn't a manc
>>53281975
>I reside within iceland
>>53281959
>>53281981
ty for your concern
>>53281961
This is getting me riled up
wish I could see from the front :^)
>that's how evolution works m8
>tfw fell back into the NEET lifestyle after promising myself I wouldn't
>spend months traveling all over and swore I'd be productive when I got back
>no motivation to apply for a job
>sleep schedule is fucked
Gonna commit I think
>>53282053
>love being alone and never get lonely
>have a ridiculously vivid imagination and like autismal things
I have no problems socialising though desu and I'm not a fat neckbeard.
>>53282091
why are the germans giving smileys away for free
>>53282024
Don't like this new Limmy character very much
>>53282120
>spend months traveling
fuck off normie
>>53281996
No idea about Koreans understanding Japanese but that album was released in Japan not Korea
>>53282135
because they're cuhhhrayyzeee
>>53282074
It was a good idea but know its just a meme fashion accessory. Under 30 year olds who never smoked are now vaping.
>>53281989
It's not just standards. Men try to approach as many women as possible and society tells women to be prudish, which leads to the best men getting some when a woman want's it because she has so many guys approaching her it's only natural to pick the most attractive one.
>>53282159
I was alone the entire time tho
Lads, does the milk man still visit your street?
>no for me
Not Limmy's biggest fan but this is an excellent EXCELLENT sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMinLmhP4Hw&feature=youtu.be
>>53281774
>>53281932
No, but I'll remedy you with a nice warm filter :^)
>>53281956
>>53282033
I'm not joking when I say that is unavailable in our monopoly at this hour. I do have some Gammel Dansk laying around somewhere though.
>>53282213
reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-knOGoRYhE0
>found qt on okc but don't want to message her incase she doesn't reply
What is the optimum height for a man lads?
Thinking of buying a weed vape pen lads.
>It's not just standards. Men try to approach as many women as possible and society tells women to be prudish, which leads to the best men getting some when a woman want's it because she has so many guys approaching her it's only natural to pick the most attractive one.
>>53282226
god bless
>>53282251
6'5
>>53282245
average reply rate is .3
I wouldnt worry about it
may have accidentally obtained a large quantity of shrooms haha
is it advisable to do them by yourself?
Thinking of starting a /brit/ stream tonight lads. What site is best for uploading and streaming videos? I remember a site where viewers can upload any URL they want without moderator privileges but I forgotten the name of the site.
>>53281190
>motherland
kek'd
>>53282213
if by milk man you mean daddy giving me cummies then yes
>>53282221
best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYscFqq-iP8
>>53281724
A women can in principle make 20 children in her life. A man can in principle make 20 in a day.
Mens reproductive ingredients are de facto worthless: If a man impregnates a woman, it was an 5 minute act for him, but the child bearing resource is blocked for 9 months and no other man can occupy it.
One man can block several women this way - in fact it is that way, and every now and then there were times when over dozend of women were able to spread their genes, for every man that did. This means most men in history are cucks, as they say around here.
http://www.psmag.com/nature-and-technology/17-to-1-reproductive-success
What I want to say is this: No women is denied the primary biological imperative of living beings: reproduce herself. Her job is to make the best of what's in the dating pool (which in turn implements the Darwinian survival of only the fittest)
Since one men can "take" a large number of women, men need to compete. And many fail, thus the nightmares.
>>53282177
It's putting me off doing it because i actually want to stop smoking.
I guess it would be the ultimate penance after years of being the cool guy who smokes.
>>It's not just standards. Men try to approach as many women as possible and society tells women to be prudish, which leads to the best men getting some when a woman want's it because she has so many guys approaching her it's only natural to pick the most attractive one.
>Get first proper job and ask if I can borrow spare car that rarely gets used for a few weeks to see if I like the job that I need a car to get to
>Dad gives me a massive lecture about being a man and standing on my own two feet despite the fact he can't spell an I wrote a job application for him for a 60k job which he got
>Just asks me today if I can help him with some forms (his reading/writing is atrocious) and say 'I thought we were standing on our own two feet?'
Is this being a twat or what?
More than happy to help him but got kinda upset when he give me a lecture because I do want to stand on my own two feet I just didn't wanna get caught paying for a car if I hated the job
>It's not just standards. Men try to approach as many women as possible and society tells women to be prudish, which leads to the best men getting some when a woman want's it because she has so many guys approaching her it's only natural to pick the most attractive one.
>>53282286
cytube does youtube and dailymotion links
>>53282162
Hmm very strange. Not happy about sneaky Koreans stealing jobs from hardworking Japanese.
>>53282213
Yes.
>>53282300
this one gives me feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWHNVwxJEeU
>What I want to say is this: No women is denied the primary biological imperative of living beings: reproduce herself. Her job is to make the best of what's in the dating pool (which in turn implements the Darwinian survival of only the fittest)
>Since one men can "take" a large number of women, men need to compete. And many fail, thus the nightmares.
>suddenly feel very ill
Wonder if this is a sugar crash after eating a whole bag of those mini chocolate orange things
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/jan/08/cologne-attacks-hard-questions-new-years-eve
>Those hard red pills in the comments
Can't wait for this hat meme to die. It's just boring.
>>53282251
5'5
>Oh anon, my friends are all going to think I've got a new boyfriend when they see us!
What's even the point of this statement? What am I even supposed to take from this? How am I even supposed to respond? Such a pointless thing to say.
>>53282322
he's right, and you're a cunt for making fun of your dad
>>53282313
Quitting smoking is a lot easier than you imagine it to be m8, pick a week when you're not working or doing anything, have a fag on Monday morning and that's it.
First three days are shit and the brain fog is intense, and the first week is shit, but it just gets better over time.
t.Quit smoking early last year.
@53282385
not gracing you with the hatman you were so obviously baiting for
>>53282385
it doesn't show any signs of stopping
worst part of /brit/ easily
Who /smartbutlazy/ here?
>>53282313
Just go cold turkey, I found vaping really unsatisfying and it ended up increasing my overall nicotine intake.
>>53282301
>that pic
This is why any white man with yellow fever should be castrated.
>>53282401
Had a girl say the exact same to me
>>53282384
>Guardian Pick
>they're all 'don't be racist!' comments
GOAT Limmy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wgg4rUVm7M
>>53282301
This is why the normies need to go
>>53282385
They are my puppets, following my every order
>>53282403
I don't get why though
He give me some big lecture about how I'm a man now and I shouldn't rely on other people for my job and how I needed to sort out my own affairs literally about two days after he unironically got a job that I helped him get because he can't even use a computer properly
I'm literally just living by what he said.
Feel kinda bad but you can't make a massive thing about asking for help and saying how you need to do things yourself then ask for help immediately after
>>53282385
its ruined /brit/ tbf, along with rorke/rasheed and font
>>53282301
btfo all the fedora posters tbqh, well done lad
Did a question on omegle. Now there's a 20 year old guy flirting with a "14 year old girl" under it. Should I just end it in case it's really a girl that doesn't know better or should I just let it play out since it's most likely another 20 year old guy baiting the first one?
>>53282477
font
>tfw mum who used to vote Labour hates pakis more and more by the day
Getting really angry about the Cologne thing saying SEND THE BASTARDS HOME.
>>53282427
>>53282407
Not got the motivation tb h, self-destructive tendencies and that shite.
>>53282477
true
all absolutely atrocious gimmicks
my willy smells
feeling a little randy
>>53282450
literally gibberish
>>53282524
They can keep talking even if you leave.
>>53282239
>norway
what a load of shit, i would just move to sweden
>>53282449
Rorke
>>53282286
>>53282350
Lright I've registered,
Now I need a name for the channel. Any suggestions?
>Channel names may consist of 1-30 characters a-z, A-Z, 0-9, -, and _
>>53282362
What's fedora about these observations? They aren't wrong. A cuck like yourself is obviously shaken up though.
>>53282532
why are you replying to yourself you weirdo
Why has there been a sharp rise in the number of JFs in /brit/ recently??
>>53282582
font
>>53282385
I present a new meme
I call it le wowza
>>53282392
>5'5
This is a womans height.
>>53281181
>>53281225
>>53281326
>>53281440
>>53281915
>>53282091
>>53282169
Give those back, you stealing little cunts!
>>53282572
cheekynandos
>>53282569
They're even worse with their alcohol policy. I should've gone to study in Denmark for sure. Best country in the world I'm fairly certain.
>>53282567
I'm pretty sure they can't.
>What's fedora about these observations? They aren't wrong. A cuck like yourself is obviously shaken up though.
>>53282585
Are they brits on holiday or actualy jfs?
>>53282313
Try stopping full stop. I know a lad who's smoked for 10 years and he changed to Vaping to try and give up but went back to rollies a couple of months later.
He said it was stress and vaping just not being the same as a proper fag. He's since gone back to vaping again and then back to fags again.
>>53282258
he is right tho, woman aren't random little shits as your mom told you when you were young
I hate my job tbf lads.
chatting to a norwegian-born paki who doesn't follow islam and drinks alcohol and i think she wants my willy
lad
>>53282635
Your counrty have about 1.5 posters and you still manage to shit up threads like noone else.
>>53282535
My parents hate foreign people more than me 2bh. I reckon me ma must browse /pol/
>>53282633
they can.
>>53282426
how smart are we talking here? I doubt most truly smart people would refer to themselves as that.
erm where has my regional flag gone
>>53282675
Did you actively ask for this information?
