I've just realized South America is the comfiest subcontinent on Earth:
>Friendly Neighboor countries
>Similar Culture everywhere
>Similar Languages
>Comfy weather
>Paradisiacal beaches and landscapes
>Hot Girls from all over the world
>Integrated Immigrants from different cultures
>Top tier food and fruits
>Laid Back culture
>Happiness and enjoyment of life is a must
>Violent crime is often related to drug trafficking and not terrorism or immigrants
why havent you moved here yet?
>>53279610
>Corrupt af governments
>People killing each other for dumb shit
>Tropical diseases
>Hot af
>Most cities are a mess
>Spics driving like crazy people
Is this a new bait?
>>53279867
delet this
Honestly I've been thinking about it but the crime is a huge put off. I've been thinking about one of the southern cone countries (Argentina most likely, Uruguay has weed though.) or Brazil. Also how is the internet there? Not just in regards of pure speed but servers for games (Battlefield, mmo's etc.) Also some countries are crazy expensive for their income levels. An average Urugayan for example makes much less money than the average Czech but everything is so much more expensive somehow (source is numbeo, the numbers on the Czech side are legit). But if I wanted to move I would go there.
>>53279867
>>Corrupt af governments
>>People killing each other for dumb shit
>>Most cities are a mess
>>Spics driving like crazy people
You just described the USA, fagtron.
>>53279867
CHI
>>53280077
>>53280085
>>>/lat/
>>53280021
I have never been mugged in my entire life
I don't live in the big city tho.
Why would anyone ever live in that shithole?
>>53280150
Go get shot and stop shitposting.
>>53280175
Well I actually like living in a small town but commute to a large town. For example I can get to the center of Prague in 20 minutes from my small town. What are some smaller comfy towns in Argentina as an alternative to Buenos Aires? Or some small town next to Buenos Aires.
>>53280357
>Go get shot
Well, I just have to cross the border for that.
falklands are bazilian clay
>High corruption everywhere
>Incompetent masses
>Basically owned by the U.S
>High sexualization in media and general life
>High homicide rate (at least kebabs are crazy because their religion, what's our excuse?)
>Drugs
>Good at nothing, no arts, literature, science or technology
>Culture is just a rip off of Spanish and Portuguese
>Loud, rude and obnoxious people
>Hypocrite catholics
>No qts, our "hot women" are basically plastic fake bodies with 2/10 ape faces
>Middle-class is pretty non-existent, everyone is a slum ghetto bydlo
>Nightclubs filled with 8-14yo kids twerking and having sex
>No white people
>Shitty warm weather without snow
>90% of the land are jungles and swamps
Falklands are Uruguayan clay
>>53280986
Reality
>>53280986
nice copypasta
do you ever leave your PC?
If we had less niggers it would be true desu
>>53279610
>Dutch & English
>Similar Languages to Romance
>>53280986
>Nightclubs filled with 8-14yo kids twerking and having sex
Is this a bad thing?
>>53281109
I work in a touristy place in Florida and 9 out of 10 Brazilians I see are white tho
>>53281173
Because rich brs are white, those are the ones who travel
>>53281162
>implying anyone care for those places
>implying they wont be speaking portuguese or spanish after some generations
>>53281173
why are you doing this?
Stop using my name...please don't make me become a tripfag
>>53280021
> his parents don't own property in Whitegentina
>>53280021
>how is the internet there?
it's shit here. don't visit, skip us
>>53281162
english has so many french words it could pass for romance language
>>53281236
OK, my bad, pls don't become a trapfag
>>53279610
retarded monkey cuck
>>53280462
You don't want to go to Buenos Aires.
Commuting is hell.
You'd be better off living in a small city.
>>53281288
>english has so many french words it could pass for romance language
It doesn't have that many more than Dutch, which doesn't have that many more than German.
>>53281173
>>53281339
chicanos
>>53279610
>His country still has slums/favelas
>His country is filled with druglords
>His wildlife is dangerous as fuck
>His government is corrupt
>His country is poor
>His country is hot as fuck
It would be a step back on pretty much all fronts
>B-but muh South
No
>>53281936
t. mehmed
>>53280021
Buenos Aires and tierra del fuego should be your only options if you want to go to Argentina. WIFI in Buenos Aires is really good and our STEM fields in college are pretty great (it's also free). Girls are also qt (mostly)
>>53280021
Chile, Argentina and Uruguay are countries more or less educated.
Paraguay seems to be beautiful, but for anyone out of Southamerica, it's a hell of a cultural change, not because is full of retarded natives -actually there may be as much whites as here because of the nazis-, but because of their customs.
Colombia is full of hot girls too, I wouldn't recommend it tho.
Peruvian food might be one of the most culturally mixed ever, and it sure taste delicious.
Brazil is full of monkeys.
But if you wanna like go out at night and shit come here, every girl from Chile looks like a gorila, and in comparision to Uruguay THERE'S PEOPLE HERE.
Also capital city girls are 10/10
ALL OF THEM.
>>53282274
>Paraguay
>white
MIREN AL NORTEÑO CHICOS
>>53282274
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
no te la puedo believe
>>53280986
Talk for yourself fagget
>>53282274
Biased answer is biased.
> every girl from Chile looks like a gorila
Jesus Christ, why are south Americans so self deprecating
I would NEVER ever talk shit about my cunt, it is a thought that would never cross my mind
I really hope your situation gets better my sudacabros
>>53282464
>every girl from Chile looks like a gorila
That part's true, though.
>>53282274
AJAJAJAJA seguro que sos un negro tucumano de mierda.
>>53282528
>mexico
>north america
Everything south of the us mexico border is south america amigo :^)
>>53282528
Those who talk shit about their own countries are Brazilians and a Chilean.
I visited SA once only and I have to say, there's a lot of dirty streets out of maintenance but the nature is really beautiful and some of your women are so fucking hot. Curvy girls in Sweden are supremely rare, 95% have slim builds and then there's the occasional fatty of course. Nothing like the sexy curvy girls in SA with nice tits and ass that you can see almost around every corner. It's like a different world.
Biggest issue with SA is all the crime and violence.
I'd definitely consider living in BA, I could probably get a job there easily as a javascript programmer fluent in english. My spanish isn't very good tho. Seems like nice climate there still
>>53282464
What, do you believe in objectivity?
Every girl i met from Chile is ugly, mainly because they don't have much mixing in their families, so most of them are aborigin saggy tits ogres.
>>53282528
We're not on denial about how shit our countries are unlike mexicans who like to believe their designated beheading streets are first world.
>>53282704
Where did you go?
>>53279610
I want to come visit Brazil or Chile sometime t.bh
>>53282320
Trabajé como sanitarista seis meses en obras por Palermo, y los paraguayos o eran blanquitos, o eran ennegresidos por el sol, sin importar estos dos items, eran minoría los que tenían ojos oscuros.
>>53280986
>No white people
Is this supposed to be bad?
>>53280986
>Nightclubs filled with 8-14yo kids twerking and having sex
makes me want to go even more
>>53282211
The cold would kill me though, would perhaps go for a year if my uni had an exchange program, argies really are qt's
>>53282274
>and in comparision to Uruguay THERE'S PEOPLE HERE.
Montevideo has like 1,3 million people though
>>53280986
I see self hating is something not unique from Spain, we also sent it to the Americas
>>53279610
I also agree, I might move there sometime in my life, Panama and Argentina might be the best destinations I think
>>53279610
We're pround of you
>>53282704
Heey bro if you come here I can teach you to talk our shitty dialect and in exchange you can teach me yours.
>>53282650
>tfw we will never evolve from being US and Europe cocksuckers
>>53282905
That was a joke, boludo.
>>53282986
It's not the first time I heard it though, heard you will like Uruguay if you like farms and isolation.
>>53282751
Vz
>>53282935
Eyy that's really nice of you. It seems unlikely to happen right now as I have a stable job (key to this => make yourself invaluable to your boss), but life is long and anything can happen...
>>53283048
It's kind of a meme, I mean there's Montevideo and...not much, no offense tho, they're like our brothers after all.
>>53282631
>>53282650
>>53282750
I'm not and I wasn't not trying to talk from a higher ground
>>53283225
Weren't they kind of part of your country at one point? I know they were under Brazil as Cisplatina.
>>53281170
Nigger
>>53282865
Yep
>>53282905
Nigger
>>53282909
M8 youre shithole country is dying and so is our continent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBt3Ftxidlk
>>53283048
Our biggest city is Montevideo (1.3m), then our average city has a population between 25k and 70k inhabitants.
So yes, we are not that big, we don't have many people.
>heard you will like Uruguay if you like farms and isolation.
Yes, totally.
>>53279867
>soul purpose
triggered
>>53279610
I have issues with
>Similar Culture everywhere
Don't know how far this goes, but less diversity doesn't seem like a pro per se to me.
>Comfy weather
If you have too much of the same weather good weather will probably be not so special anymore after a while
>Hot Girls from all over the world
Seems kind of memey, also what you find hot I might not
>Laid Back culture
Great, but also not so great. I've worked with some laid back people from the carib and they're great to have when having dinner but not when working
>Violent crime is often related to drug trafficking and not terrorism or immigrants
Hmmm don't know about that, I've heard mugging is really common place (tourists were recommended carrying around 50 euros to give to muggers to not get shot or harmed) and have seen a docu about a guy owning a business who had to hire security.
I also really like latin parties and music from time to time, but I don't know if they stay fun for a long while.
Regardless it does seem like a nice continent for the most part and I'd like to visit it.
>>53283361
Mapuche
>>53283361
>Nigger
t. Nigger
no te la puedo believe
>>53282704
Im argentinian living in Sweden and I honestly prefer the swedish girls. South american girls talks too fucking much and have a possesive attitude over the relationship. On the other hand I find swedish girls more independent.
>>53283426
Weather's pretty diverse depending on where you go.
And the crime is overblown, you just need to stay out of bad areas. I will say that tourists are targetted because they look the part. If you dress like a gay Swede with short shorts and some dumb haircut then you can be sure you'll get mugged.
>>53283520
EL PERUANO
>>53280021
Brazil has the best internet(I mean, as always not on average, since our country is unequal as fuck), particularly in the Southeastern region. If you want to live in a big city('big' by our standards, not European standards lel), then a good neighborhood in São Paulo, Brasília, Florianópolis, as well as some other non-capital cities in the state of São Paulo and in the Southern region(specially in the state of Santa Catarina) are your best bets, I guess.
If you want somewhere less populous, then I'd recommend São Paulo's countryside. I don't know much about the countryside of other states tho, but I guess Rio de Janeiro and, again, the Southern region must have some pretty good life quality. Minas Gerais has amazing scenery, the people there are friendly as fuck and their food is also great, but I don't know if it's dangerous or if they have good internet and infrastructure.
Even in 'dangerous cities', it all depends on where you live. I've lived my entire life in São Paulo, and I've never been mugged or anything like that, even though I have been using the public transport almost daily for the past 5 years+. I also know some foreigners(mainly Americans, Germans, Swiss and, for some reason, a few Poles) that live here in the city of São Paulo and they all love it.
>>53282211
>Buenos Aires
jajajajajajajajaj
>>53282320
>Paraguay
>white
según los chicanos sí, tomá fumatela
>>53283364
Is Montevideo a nice city? How expensive is it to live there on a normal wage. I heard a lot of positive things about Uruguay like weed, being really progressive etc.
>>53283352
Chile, Bolivia, Paraguay, Uruguay and part of south Brazil lol.
Argentina and Uruguay are basically the same, we have some differences, there was more mulato-negro inmigration in Uruguay.
But we're practically the same shit, we have the same customs, our dialect is the same, etc.
They might have legal weed, but i'm sure here is way cheaper than there lol no one gives a fuck if you smoke weed in Argentina, actually you might be cosuming cocain in a fucking footall match and no one will ever tell you shit.
>>53283742
>actually you might be cosuming cocain in a fucking footall match and no one will ever tell you shit.
t. el shoni de la 31
>>53283558
>If you dress like a gay Swede with short shorts and some dumb haircut then you can be sure you'll get mugged.
This.
>>53283742
>They might have legal weed, but i'm sure here is way cheaper than there lol no one gives a fuck if you smoke weed in Argentina, actually you might be cosuming cocain in a fucking footall match and no one will ever tell you shit.
This is a citizen of Santa Fe.
>>53283742
But that's wrong you fucking retard
Uruguay is BsAs 0.01 beta version
The rest of the country is very different
>>53283539
I think it's cute that they have such a doting personality and view of it, hah.
Make some half-swedish half-latino babies and I'll do the same, DEAL? well in my case half latina...
>>53283887
No amigo, zona norte, Virreyes, aguante Tigre.
Acá con mis amigos se fuma faso y no pasa nada, los vi consumiendo merca en lugares públicos y nada, borudo.
>>53279610
>Similar Culture everywhere
hahahaha
South America has the most varied lifestyles on earth.
>>53283586
Thanks for the answer, if I was interested in the coast what would be the best place? If I'm in the tropics I would like to go to the beach often, preferably something more smaller and comfy. I like cities but living in a city like Sao Paulo must crazy due to the sheer size.
>>53283742
That was under the Viceroyalty of la Plata or something right? Most of my south american history is from Victoria II and other paradox games, love making super powers of south american countries
>>53283539
Che lisandro jajajajaa
>>53283539
Que onda allá actualmente? Yo tengo las re ganas de mudarme allá, dame unos tips che.
Acá se escaparon los tres cara de pan triste que mataron a los boludos que traficaban efedrina y pasaron casi dos semanas y todavía no los pueden agarrar.
>>53283742
>actually you might be cosuming cocain in a fucking footall match and no one will ever tell you shit.
>>53284088
>actualmente
ya flashea que es yanki
>>53283742
t. el brayan repiola
>>53284009
>has the most varied
we wish, in the end they're just versions of a same iberian shit
think i'm saying shit? just remember empanadas and their "different fillings"
I heard that latino men are ugly manlets, os it true?
>>53283952
>Uruguay is BsAs 0.01 beta version
fuck off. Montevideo may be BsAs beta version, but Montevideo sucks and everyone knows that
The rest of Uruguay is where it's at
pic related. GOAT
>>53283627
I don't know, I'm not from Montevideo. I live in Colonia.
Montevideo is a "nice" place to live since Uruguay is a centralized country, but the real beauty lies in the south coast of the country (Punta del Este, Cabo Polonio, Colonia del Sacramento, Piriápolis, etc...)
>How expensive is it to live there on a normal wage.
This is probably the most expensive country in all the continent (excluding USA and Canada).
You'll live "just fine" with an average wage, but it'll be enough for having a comfortable life.
>I heard a lot of positive things about Uruguay like weed, being really progressive etc.
I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but yes.
-We were the first country that legalized abortion un SA.
-The first country in SA legalizing weed.
-First country that banned smoking in enclosed spaces.
And so on, we are like a social laboratory.
>>53284111
Nunca usaste la palabra "actualmente" pedazo de mono titi caca?
>>53284198
GIB BACK
>>53284192
not all of them
go to Argentina :D lots of cute boys there, pedojew
>>53280077
Nigga you just stepped on my new air Jordans
*click*
*bang, bang, bang*
Showed that nigga who's boss
>>53284192
Hell no
>>53284166
I know your country is just a raped flat swamp with no diversity whatsoever, but I'm talking about countries like Brazil and Colombia.
>>53284225
>I live in colonia
muh nigga. I'm from Colonia del Sacramento. where u at
>>53284359
se enojo el congolombiano jajaja
>>53284359
>and Colombia
arepas are just fat mbejus, m8
>>53284225
A small comfy city might be really nice too. You live in Colonia del Sacramento or are there more cities called Colonia, this was the one I found. How is the public transit? Are the beaches nice where you live? When I look at the satellite images the Rio de la Plata has a lot of sediment, but maybe that is noticeable further away from the coast.
>I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but yes.
everything you said is good in my opinion
>>53284398
Colonia del Sacramento as well, visiting relatives in Tacuarembó.
>>53279610
México is your father you are all shit compare to us desu.
>>53284496
Shh, dejalo ellos tienen que venderle una imagen a los EEUU de que son "exóticos", y siempre está el negro autóctono que se lo cree.
>>53284618
chicano
>>53284618
ramon valdes como DON RAMON
>>53284618
Such an idiotic comment
>>53284225
>We were the first country that legalized abortion un SA.
>-The first country in SA legalizing weed.
>-First country that banned smoking in enclosed spaces.
Fuck off cuckhold
>>53284035
I'd recommend you Florianópolis then. There are better beaches and stuff, but they're mostly good for vacation only, not to live/work there.
>>53284035
>That was under the Viceroyalty of la Plata or something right?
The Viceroyalty of La Plata was the Spanish Viceroyalty that we defeated.
José de San Martín and some others libertadores freed almost half of SA from those spaniards cucks in 1800.
I think the fact that San Martin gave territory to other countries instead of become some kind of United States from fucking South America was a good thing, nowadays we'll be remembering slaughterings and wars because of differences between countries like fucking India, Bangladesh and Pakistan.
>>53284601
Dejen de contrabandear
Negros de mierda
>>53284035
>if I was interested in the coast what would be the best place?
Florianópolis is great, and you'll learn a bit of spanish as well.
>>53284716
Actually, what do you plan to work with?
>>53284618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIIKNWY0scw
con esta musica los leo a los chicanos
>>53280462
Skip Buenos Aires. You'd probably be better off living in some small city in Córdoba like Alta Gracia or Jesús María. I personally think that Mendiolaza, Villa Allende and Argüello are the best places to live, those were cities that are now annexed to the capital because of its expansion, so they're literally conected to a "big city" (Cordoba is not that big, tho, maybe 1.5 mil people) without being a big city per se. Usually wealthy neighborhoods... the real estate is fairly expensive, tho.
But yeah... Province of Córdoba would be my choice again. I don't regret my decision of coming to live here
>>53279610
I always say I'd like to live in Peru but people just say I'm a hippie "dude weed and world peace/harmony lmao" type of person
>>53284768
A bit of a skyscraper fest but seems nice enough, will put it on my list of potential destinations. Thanks.
>>53284776
Honestly I don't know. I'm an 18 year old student and I go to college in like a year and a half. Something to do with the environment most likely.
>>53284672
>>53284673
>>53284687
>>53284800
Its just the truth guys dont be such bitches about it you can suck our brown cock thb.
>>53284705
Tranquilo FARC-kun
>>53284913
because Perú is shit
might as well live in Chile for the same """experience""""" but better quality. even Colombia's capitals are better
>>53284959
chicano
creo que no vi el capitulo donde el chavito decai esto >>53284959
>>53284768
Florianópolis a.k.a. Buenos Aires
>>53284921
Hmm, that changes things a bit then. But IIRC Geology studies in Florianópolis is quite big, I just don't know how you would end up working with that.
>>53285010
no estaba entre los cassettes en la videoteca de Canal 9 ajajaj
>>53285057
nos re cagaron boludo
>>53284673
Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.
Argentina is literally the shitbucket of the Americas
Its as big as Mexico with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Tatcher literally see the argies as subhumans and wants argue clay so he can populate the aryans from Britain in it.
Any average person will only know Argentina as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the World cup".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find Argentina on the map and consistently mistook poland for either chile or uruguay.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Argentina is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the negros or the indios wants to live there
Argentina was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes argentina literally the shithole of the Americas.
So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.
>>53284890
>Cordoba is not that big, tho, maybe 1.5 mil people
thats bigger than our capital you little shit
>>53284728
Shit got that mixed up. Do you think being a bit more united through UNASUR is a bad thing?
>>53284890
Will look into those, thanks.
>>53285118
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
NO TE LA PUEDO BELIEVE
>>53284975
I'm not seeking capitals or development.
I seek:
- Mountains
- Jungles
- "Indiohispanic" cuisine
That kind of thing
Also, Cuzco looks nice
>>53280077
Oh fuck, the USA got colonized real quick
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>>53284890
>Cordoba is not that big, tho, maybe 1.5 mil people
Literally a quarter of my country. It's a metropolis for me
>>53285184
yeah you hippie. really
>>53285184
I think Chile would be better for that. Just be careful with the earthquakes.
SOOOOOOOOY CORDOBÉ
>>53284354
Que no, son todos 1,74 para abajo ustedes.
Igual no me los tomaría a la ligera, con todo lo que se toman estoy seguro que con una piña derriban hasta al mas negro de los trabas -trasvestis de este país
>>53285184
>- Mountains
>- Jungles
>- "Indiohispanic" cuisine
you won't find those 3 things anywhere
>>53285250
Paraguay is my second best country after Chile, an this is what I get?
>>53285118
>nothing impressive ever came out of it
noooooo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAKAKAKAKAKAJAJAJA
>>53284913
>Peru
>>53285118
>>53285118
+10
>>53285120
Cordoba geographically is huge in comparision to any part of Sweden lol.
>>53285118
You dont seem to complain that much when some latín guy makes the food that you eat jamal.
>>53285405
>Paraguay is my second best country
It's exactly what you get.
>>53285405
you think pic related is nice. it isn't
sorry but i have to say it in your face, dude. as the saying goes, "la sinceridad mantiene la amistad"
>>53285389
>what is Peru and Bolivia
>>53285120
>>53285246
Anything that isn't Buenos Aires (Which has over 14 mill people) is considered small by us.
>>53285118
Here's your (You)
>>53284921
only where the island meets the continent has skyscrapers (the center of the city)
the rest of the island is mostly beaches, nature reserves, mountains and small buildings
>>53285605
How often do people eat sopa paraguaia there? I ate it once and it was quite good.
>>53285605
Why that isn't nice?
llamas and some kids. what do you mean?
>>53279610
shit climate though
>>53285728
i won't lie saying that everyday, but quite often
as long as there's an oven and spare corn flour, butter and countryside cheese
>>53285768
la pobreza es horrible, boludo
si quiere ver gente pobre, sucia y colorinche, que visite un campamento gitano que le queda más cerca y a lo mejor tiene chicas más lindas
>>53285768
>me dai una moneita senior?
>>53285768
literalmente es feo ir y saber ver que te tienen que vender un poncho de mierda a 200 mangos porque es una de las pocas entradas de guita que van a tener
>>53285855
negro: no tenés idea
cuando fui a Santiago conversamos con un persona de Trujillo. me dijo que allá los indios se cansaron de robar y ahora extorsionan a la gente nomás ya. cada banda criminal te pide "seguridad", se ríen en la cara de los policías y arreglan todo entre ellos
Perú no es nada lindo
>>53285821
Cualquiera ese mapa.
>desierto de atacama
>verde
>>53285821
damn it, even the part that snows here are as Libya level hotness.
I guess it's because we have a super hot summer that more than makes up for the cold winter.
>>53285580
Too hard to decide which I like...South America is a beautiful place and you're all beautiful people
I like you all, especially hyphenated Croats
>>53286003
Vos creés que hace calor de noche también?
>>53285127
I beg your pardon but I have no idea what the fuck does the UNASUR, I guess is like the one around Europe, the join to talk about politics and problems that afect us all, like drug dealing, sex slaves and shit.
That's a good thing I guess, because having "revolutionary dreams" like Chavez or Maduro or even our latest populist president, Fernández is totally mongoloid.
>>53286003
just looked it up, it should've been yellow, since the average is 16º
>>53279610
Australia obviously
>No Neighboring countries
>One Culture everywhere
>One Languages
>Comfy weather
>Paradisiacal beaches and landscapes
>Hot Girls from mostly Europe
>Integrated Immigrants from different cultures but few Arab Muslims
>Top tier food and fruits
>Laid Back culture
>Happiness and enjoyment of life is a must
>Violent crime is non existent as are any real trafficking or terrorism or radical immigrants
>>53285821
>Coastal Peru having the same temperature as the Patagonia
Shit map tbqh
>>53286129
2.2% muslim population though. too much
>>53286003
El desierto de Atacama es el más árido del mundo, pero no es muy caliente. De hecho en Santiago se alcanzan temperaturas más altas que en Calama o Copiapó por ejemplo.
>>53286129
>One Language
>what is willywongoonglonga language
>what is chinese
>dumb shit
>\ | /
>you
>>53279610
>humidity and searing heat
>mosquitoes that spread dengue and malaria
>favelas
>rampant crime rate
>rampant corruption
>cocaine warlords
>communist freedom fighters with AKs control the jungle
>MS13 represent
so comfy init.
the only places in SA I'd feel comfortable living in would be Uruguay, Chile and some less populated cities in Brazil.
que ganas de reventarme un sudaquita a machetazos
>>53286361
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>53286387
pa no perder costumbre ajjjajj
salu2
>>53286387
wena chapulin
>>53286361
t. Roberto Peñalosa
Why do people love Uruguay so much?
I spent 3 days there and already got bored. Argentina is far more interesting (shame it's full of Argentinians though).
>>53286278
>counting primate calls from the local flora and fauna as a language
>>53286253
It is 2.2% too much true, but at least they are probably Asian Muslims rather than Arab ones. They seem to radicalise less often
>>53286737
>Why do people love Uruguay so much?
Because they know shit about it, only what internet statistics tell them.
>>53286737
It is something wrong with being a no-fun-allowed country?
>>53282793
NOOOOI JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJ
"""""""EL BLANCO"""""""
che paragua, todavía me falta ver un inmigrante paraguayo que no esté trabajando de ama de casa y que sea blanco
>>53283426
>Don't know how far this goes, but less diversity doesn't seem like a pro per se to me.
Fucking Europeans
>>53282793
>YAAA BRO PARABROS ARE BROS BRO
dale libera a moria hijo de puta
>>53286737
Ameriaborts want to kill children there
>>53279610
>Friendly Neighboor countries
This is why every second shock video from liveleak is from Brazil.
>>53286933
>TBL RHNAA
ASJJKASJKASJK ESTOOOOOO ESTOOOOO
>>53286974
>>53286829
porque nunca salís de la villa
te falta recorrer mundo, negro
>>53285184
JUJUY
we have all that shit
Yungas, quebrada and humitas and shit
>>53286831
Diversity is not just a left wing meme buzzword, the cultural difference between Germans, Dutch, English, French etc. is what I like about Europe.
>>53287109
vos no sos jujeño
>>53285545
Sweden is pretty big...
>>53287218
Soy palpaleño
>>53287275
palpala es mas boliviano que argentino, pa
>>53287391
Eso es perico
Palpala es territorio del sida.-
>>53287455
perico es bolivia directamente
ya no me siento unico si no soy el unico jujeño
que bajon
>>53286831
What he said >>53287215
It's not about the diversity of shitskins
>>53283474
Nigger
>>53287573
Te mate el autocirclejerk
Que picardia
Oh no, it's that thread again
>>53287810
me re regale
salu2
No, we are shit, stop being deluded.
The only thing I'm glad about being south american is that at least I'm not african.
Hey Brazil, how does it feel that your country is much worse than Syria? Refugees who come to Brazil say that violence and crime is worse in Brazil than in their war zone.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/11/syrians-refuge-brazil-latin-america-war-refugees
How does that make you feel?
>>53286737
Uruguay is a country for old people.
>>53288417
by the way - do You feel safe in Your country? Question is about migrants at all.
>>53288417
Yea we dont suck muslim dick like you cuckwedes, enjoy being a faggot
>>53288417
they come with no money, and have to live in the poorest neighborhoods
the violence there is worse than in war zones, police shoot black people just to be safe, drug lords having tons of guns, no surprise, we know that already
Foreigns with money, in the other hand, live in decent neighborhoods and have a completely different experience. A few germans came to my city last month and some are planning to live here for a while, so much they like it.
If you ever come: don't go to the bad neighborhoods.
>>53288417
Good, less for us, more for you.
>>53288578
As safe as I could without owning a gun.
How do you feel in Ukraine, don't you guys got a war and shit? Isn't Russians and bombs scarier than Muslims?
>>53288612
What about IT work in Brazil in big cities?
>>53288753
My uncle works in the area. He says that it's good now, they're in need of people and the pay is good.
>>53288417
that is how a succesful assimilation works. They have to do it just like Brazilians do it. Learn portuguese and have the same problems as normal BRs, our realitiy shouldn't adjust to them. They should become BRs just like us
>>53288690
hope this conflict will close as soon as oil prices will fix it. I've asked more about everyday life. how could Your country (with all respect to Sweden) accept that multicultural shit?
>>53288825
Outsource mainly?
>>53288753
it's a pretty good market, lots of jobs, pays well enough to live very comfortably
downside is: nearly all places require portuguese, at least basic level. Not good for saving money if you plan to move out of Brazil, since our coin isn't worth much compared to Euro or Dollar.
>>53279610
El problema es la violencia y el crimen desu, el resto es aceptable.
Ademas siendo Español+Blanco+mi acento castellano, alli seria el macho alfa entre las nenas, y los nenes sudacas no se atreverian a atacarme por miedo a que los reventase a garrotazos y a auténticos insultos españoles.
Algun dia iremos para alla, a reconquistar nuestra posición en lo mas alto de la piramide social sudaca, cuando Europa se termine por fin de transformar en un cuckold irrelevante.
>>53289049
Hm. Our good specialists get salary mainly in dollars. Our national currency is 25 UAH to 1$. One year ago it was 8UAH to 1$. So it have to be fixed in dollars
>>53289315
Con el shoni vo no dura un minuto gato de mierda.
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>>53286737
>spent 3 days there and already got bored
haha you are poor
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>>53289315
wena galle
>>53285638
those countries are desertic and have little jungle
>>53280986
>Basically owned by the U.S
Explain
>>53289498
you're wrong though, look at a physical map and you'll see
>>53289498
You're fucking retarded.
>>53288417
KEK
>>53289425
Fucking hate argies on 4chan so damn much it's starting to affect how i see them in real life.
>>53289648
C H I C A N OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53289648
ASASASASKJASASJKASJKJKASJKASJKASJK
>>53289648
una vela pa
>>53289562
>>53289570
high mountains and jungle are incompatible
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>>53282612
>>53282736
You've clearly never been to our barrios universitarios. The beauty of the chilean female ...uff papu.
>>53289648
se te cagan de la risa en la cara
sabela pa ajajajajaj
>>53289686
doesn't mean they don't coexist inside of (manmade) borders
the Amazon is born at Peru, ffs
and Bolivia and Brazil share the Pantanal water basin
>>53289648
como en la biblia seniores
>>53289490
>>53289410
>>53289425
Joder que ganas de reventar un argentino a garrotazos, sinceramente
>>53289648
I live near the border
can you imagine how I feel having them as neighbors?
>>53289710
PELOLAIS
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.... me las hubiera apoyado a todas en el Metro. lástima no era hora """PICO""""
>>53289648
drink the stick, cat
>>53289862
>>53289648
ANIME Y DUOLINGO............ KEEEEEEEEEEEEK JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJA
>>53289839
wena, gellego
avisa y vamos juntos a dalre
>>53289862
anime y duolingo
>>53289648
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>argentinian "people"
>>53289909
veni pa te esperamos
pero trae faso
>>53289949
sabe, pa
>>53289648
ganamos forever
>>53289839
no te ralles shur
>>53289862
El orto te debe palpitar de una forma cuando ves a un argento
>>53289909
>>53289862
>>53289648
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>>53289648
salu2
>>53279610
This
So autism is curable, it seems
>>53290017
sidita
>>53279867
>>53283402
fixed it for you lads
>>53289648
sin awante loco
>>53290017
Eso es normal, forocoches es solo una cueva de retrasados
>>53289648
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