billionaires edition
crayon pop
yay cara
It was the best of times
It was the worst of times
doing a loneliness
Hi guys.
Civ 5, fallout or Oblivion?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdA_SfskrsA
aussies lads
moz
>>53272065
http://strawpoll.me/6480267
http://strawpoll.me/6480267
http://strawpoll.me/6480267
http://strawpoll.me/6480267
EEEEEEK THIS GIRL LIKES JORDAN MASON LADS *squirms and superlikes*
>>53272096
>that cat is long dead
>>53272096
Go away Grandad
Thank god it's Friday so I don't feel guilty about my all day drinking hahahah :(
it's strange
but I don't need space from you
and every single thing you do
I like
I've been chased
maybe I just knew I had to wait for you
draw a knife and carve a little space for you
it feels nice
volunteering to help coach a sport lads
this year is the beginning phase of Project Normie 2016
im going to make friends and business connections through sport and will get translatable work experience through helping to manage a team of 10 year olds.
>When someone talks about something or someone you've never heard of like it's an actual thing you're supposed to know
The end is nigh lads
>>53272126
bit rude
>>53272065
>>53272107
it was the best of times
it was the blurst of times
The singer known as Marina Lambrini Diamandis
>>53272135
i'm legitimately going to a bin-pool this summer
>>53272113
neck yourself
>be on friendly terms with girl
>talking about coffee for no real reason
>mention I like it black
>she makes a joke about me liking black women
>I note that I thought about making an innuendo about how something else about me is black
>she goes 'oooooooohhhh'
Why are girls at all times two inches from full slut mode.
Well, to be fair, if I was a girl I'd prob go crazy for a nice big dick.
>>53272168
stupid monkey
>>53272202
sweden TSUUUUUUUUUUU
Singing hymns to myself haha I'm just a just just just so much for the me and I have a good one for you guys are hello my friend to be able the first banister the gerund to joke around with my family and friends are the best way to go back to sleep in my room is so cute when he was the only thing I would have to do with a rolling pin down to the gym and then you can do it against the wall of a sudden you know what you want to see my cunny is a very long time to go back and I love you so much better than that of a sudden it was the best of luck in your eyes are burning up with the new version and I don't have a nice person who can I have a nice day t. Bucks
>>53272202
Because she's trying to get you to think of her in a sexual way you idiot
Check out Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Absolute tune. Sound of the summer.
>>53272155
>On the bright side, they're selling models of Rey!
stupid bitch should have said "on the light side,"
missed a golden opportunity for a star wars reference. normies can't do anything right
>>53272222
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
just measured my biceps lads
12 inches
is that bad?
I was looking for /brit/, and then I found /brit/
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
Liverpool m80
IT'S HAPPENING
>>53272155
yes lego is more popular amongst little boys
yes little boys are more likely to want a darth vader or a finn or a luke than a rey and as a result toy shops can charge a higher price for these ones?
why is this controversial? the sexism here is on behalf of the fact that little boys want to play with boy toys? oh yeah i forgot this isn't an innate thing as the result of societal conditioning blah blah blah.
cold out
at the service station, gonna see if i can get some food
speak to you later
just measured my willy lads
12 inches
is that bad?
cant get the extra flags thing to work lads
tried uninstalling, reinstalling
tried using it on a different browser too, still no luck
what do?
>>53272269
get a kfc you fuck
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO FAR SO GOOD
SO
FAR
SO
GOOD
Just measured my tit size lads
34 C
is that bad?
>>53272083
1,3,2
should i start making youtube videos?
i've been pretty obsessed with youtube since 2006 but i've never made any videos because i thought that if people in real life don't like me then people on the internet won't either
>Extra flags
>installing LITERAL botnet
shake my head familia
>>53272329
I think it's broken la
been working for about a year now it aint
Just measured my nit size lads
3.4mm
is that bad?
Just measured my bumhole, 12 inches wide
Is this bad?
me irl
fell asleep with the candles burning last night
>>53272111
It looks at symmetry and the distance of the eyes in relation to the ears and such so it depends on the picture sometimes.
However the fact that Cara achieves Godlike status in so many pictures means she's objectively handsome, it's not for nothing she's hired for so many modelling and acting jobs. Also she's a really charming person and I think that's just as important.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94GdZHp07k8
>watching S1 Charmed on E4
Shannon Doherty must be allergic to bras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLOoHiW-fvY
>>53272422
>when your masculinity is fragile but you like atmosphere
>>53272429
Same old eurotrash aristocrat without a sense of the realities of life on earth
>>53272111
One has plenty of makeup
The other one shows her natural face
>>53272429
>tfw you will never be banned for avatarfagging
really makes me upset.
i remember when /brit/ personalities were not known for the pictures they commonly posted, but for the ocntent of their posts.
these are dark days.
>>53272341
literally the national average
>>53272494
not me desu
>>53272494
What's wrong with Cara content?
>go to a decent uni
>already met 3 people with literal billionaire relatives
fucking rich people
>>53272484
i find commercialised masculinity so cringeworthy.
'yeah i'm a 42 year old man whose testorone is dropping and who is starting to get flabby, let me drink some more beer and eat some more bacon, whilst wearing some vaguely army-related clothes and watching basketball with other midlife crisis men'
fuck off
>>53272538
its avatarfagging, it serves no purpose for discussion.
>>53272073
Except that's when /brit/ actually got half decent and entertaining
That was like 2 years ago
>>53272561
>I need feminism because I shouldn't be made to feel "unmanly" for enjoying my girlfriend's strap-on
>/brit/
>non-brit posters
For what purpose?
r8 my chair
>>53272359
give it a shot
err on the side of pessimism and expect to suck at first and just be playful and keep at it if you're having fun
>>53272599
this /sp/ invasion added immensely to /brit/, however it did initiate some of the mechanisms that led to this ultimate decline i will agree.
>>53272637
Stop banging on about your chair
>>53272655
>it did initiate some of the mechanisms
Like what
>>53272614
>criticises fake commerical masculinity
>therefore i am dildo-riding feminist
nah senpai, masculinity isn't about drinking beer, or eating bacon, or camo, or 'man time'.
It's about real things: looking after a family and being a responsible person, using self-discipline to help better yourself physically and mentally and to try to positively influence the environment and those around you
>>53272662
This my 1st post on /int/ 2bh
>>53272718
doing a poo desu senpai
>>53272718
Things he doesn't like
>>53272718
3 worded posts
repetitively posting pictures of the same girl without any text
>>53272590
Ah, opinion noted.
>>53272767
LITERALLY 50% of your posts on /int/ have been about your chair mate
look who's banned
waheyyyy
>>>/r9k/25586973
>>53272793
>Avatarfagging
followed the drop down menu opened by the arrow on the right side of your post 2bh.
>>53272830
Did you imagesearch?
>>53272807
This is my 3rd
r8 my pussy
>>53272484
>Not using Glade candles
Disappointed m8
Told a girl I desire women, but I don't like them and she got the hump lads
Literally what did I do wrong?
>>53272830
>announcing a report
reported.
>gf listens to Mumford & Sons and The Black Keys on vinyl
Help
>>53272977
let me fuck her la
Walking through the city centre
Looking at all the whites, blacks and asians laughing and joking together, living in harmony
Really do love this diverse melting pot of different cultures
B I R M I N G H A M
>>53272977
Send her my way, I'll take care of her for you
>>53272540
same tb h
Ugly, annoying girl who has a pathetic crush on me paid +200k for her education and she's still thick as shit.
Good feels knowing I'm doing a better course than her and I didn't pay anything.
>>53272781
don't really remember that happening in /epl/ or /trans/ desu
>>53272958
why is this against the rules? really don't understand this one ngl
>>53272977
>my gf is a woman
>send help
>>53272977
get high and slowly whip her with a belt in a dark room while listening to the black keys
trust me on this, its a religious experience
Things that piss you off in porn?
for me its the fact that they are really attractive people getting paid alot just to fuck.
>watching porn
>girl or guy mentions how they can easily get sex in their personal lives
>close
>watching porn
>girl starts talking about how she bought loads of expensive things or about how she's making loads of money from porn
>close
>>53273036
>t. reddit
>get high and slowly whip her with a belt in a dark room while listening to the black keys
>trust me on this, its a religious experience
>bf posts on 4chan all day and wanks to little girl drawings
Help
>>53273036
Because one report isn't enough posts get taken down upon multiple reports, announcing a report makes it less likely other people will report it
>>53273017
i'm pretty sure kim barry and niamh were posted all over /sp/, though this was in like early 2013 though.
>>53273066
cant stand it when ugly people fuck because then it's just like "well what's my excuse?"
>>53273015
You sound like you have a crush on her
Tough love doesn't work senpai x
>>53273068
fuck right off you absolute spacker, I've been here daily for 6 years and only found out that reddit existed when everybody on this site started mouthing off about how utterly shit it was.
Anyone willing to take a vocaroo request?
http://wundergroundmusic.com/police-alert-over-super-strong-ketamine-made-for-dinosaurs/
watch out lads x
>>53273066
>Things that piss you off in porn?
your mum
>>53273013
Quite like Birmingham tbf, used to go fairly often
Bit disappointed what they're doing to that insidey bit between the library and the fountains though, liked that bit
>Family Guy goes to Korea
I knew it was coming, but the IR kpop stuff was still obnoxious
>>53273145
yes
>>53273145
hahahahahaha im a lauuuuurghing muyode lad i will bear ur requests
What type of music is this? Not the rapping. Is it trap?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzgh4d-SjQU
>>53273138
Take it easy lad, have a Cara on me.
>>53273188
>>53273191
Do
"WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE."
Please
>>53273208
Can I have a Cara too please?
>>53273178
Is family guy still going?
What a deal
Think I might have dominos for the next few days haha
just helped a hijab-wearing mother carry her baby in the pram up some stairs since there wasn't a ramp
thought I hated pakis but I guess I don't
>>53273202
garbage
>>53273214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eHv7wM3bCV
>>53273214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16mx1fNkQ6G
Are women allowed in mosques?
>>53273227
Of course, there are Caras for all!
>>53273235
top lad
>>53273100
That was just one Irish posters gimmick
I hated the obsession with "gimmicks" on /sp/, at least that's gone for the main part except for some avatarfaggots
>>53273283
Ugly slag tbqh
>>53273279
BELFAST
>>53273214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mlwY3xldpB
>>53273271
>>53273279
Cheers
stop the rhetoric
>>53273341
is your extra flag thing working?
To be frank
Your posts are wank
You need better gimmicks in your memory bank
You've got the bantz of a yank
And the brains of a plank
Honestly lad, go dive back in the septic tank
>>53273282
when we went to Turkey my mum and sister couldn't without getting a headscarf so they didn't bother
i got to go in when I took my shoes off but it was pretty boring tbqh, churches are prettier
Extreeeeeeeme. Hack and slash title
>>53273214
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09AE5Dsj8x6
exxxquuuiisssee me lol eating a sandwich :)
>>53273271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QPiMrapsqo
>>53273380
no lad wew this is a catastrophe
>>53273279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QPiMrapsqo
Is there anyone worth talking to itt right now or not t. Bucks
how can anyone with a semblance of intellect watch "Making a Murderer" and truly believe that Steven Avery is guilty?! The mind boggles.
>>53273478
t. Hunts
>>53273279
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QCWOh9miPc
>>53273464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VQhr2NiRCe
Rasheed is probably the least attractive muslim name
Abdullah is masculine as fuck though
>>53273247
I have many paki friends, live in one of the most pakified areas of the country and have volunteered at various left leaning charitable organisations. My mother is also a leading member of a multicultural task force in education.
Deep undercover, nobody suspects a thing.
>>53273517
stop tormenting me
>>53273508
fucking kek
gonna suss out a skin check with the GP tomorrow tbH
>>53273492
Is it good? I've heard about the story but don't you have the feeling they might have left something out in the documentary to sketch a desired image of the situation?
>>53273523
Hardeep.
>Yank """""""cuisine""""""" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6VkKYtiq2o
>>53273517
just realised that basically your entire life is dictated by how many of your parents lies you believed when you were young
>>53273478
t. Essex on his phone on way back to uni
>>53273492
Of course he did it desu. Idiot didn't even testify to prove his whereabouts.
>>53273517
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tg7TSHnOaf
JUST
>>53273606
I think he did it but the sheriffs also planted evidence on him like the blood just to get a conviction quicker
>>53273517
>>53273636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oryNxLVDO5
>>53273643
Pretty much. There was no mention in the whole season where Avery was during the murder. He couldn't even tell his lawyers.
>>53273341
best poster & voice on /brit/ Tbh
>no extra flags
>/brit/ is now boring as fuck
Just done a rorke lads
Two subhuman slav baghead twats were walking behind me chatting shit in their gibberish
Turned around and told them to shut the fuck up and speak English because they're in England
>>53273552
But that's fun
>>53273636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s024TZZsugdt
The cara girl is ugly, looks like a goblin
>>53273730
>it's a female racist edition
nah you're alri
>>53273712
>>53273732
Wish came true lad
>>53273718
Ahaha. Sick bantz!
>>53273123
actually it does, but it won't work for anyone on here
>wanting to bomb Liverpool
Wow ISIS must be desperate.
>>53273730
londonderry
>>53273637
Could his shit BE any more fucked up?
remember that lad you used to ost pics of her
what a bender lmao
@53273732
you look like a goblin
having some tangfastics
Every time I wake up, the exact moment I wake up, I wish I'd never woken up at all. I need purpose in my life.
>>53273730
>"haha, I said shit. I'm so cool and edgy for a female!"
>>53273732
Fuck off you you goddamn even more foreign JF.
>>53273799
i liked him desu
>>53273730
How are you even here?
Genuinely interested to know what kind of fucked up life could bring you here.
Execute Cara.
>>53273599
WAhey
Sitting in my mums office haha peakest thing got 3 more hours at least
Ps hello hunts
>>53273730
>that voice
wew
Good tinder opening line lads?
>>53273869
My life is good
This is entertainment
>>53273888
It's a fat voice tbqh
>>53273869
>le anons are society's castaways >:) heh, don't mess with us sugar we're all hackers and soooo fricked up in the head
>>53273898
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got my penis
Waiting for you.
>>53273730
newcastle
>>53273941
Yeah might work in yankland not here
>>53273923
You can only tell a fat voice by the laugh.
>>53273730
birmingham
>>53273939
Nah male anons are just a bit weird. Women are always fucked up abused shitbags.
>>53273949
Very close
Nice one mate
>>53274008
vocaroo your laugh
>>53273581
Yeah, it's fantastic
Nothing has been left out, it's just as damning as it gets and the motive is so obvious
>>53273606
His fiancee Jodi said they were speaking on the phone, when Brendan's story (which the prosecutors used) said they were raping here
>>53274003
Incorrect t. Well adjusted g*rl here for a cheap laugh at others expense and to blog about my exciting life
Update going home very soon haha wew
>>53273978
Well shit Seamus just open with a pic of your family's fucking potato farm, it's not a god damn dissertation.
>i am a female who posts my voice on a gentlemen's club thread forum
>i capitalise on my vagina to get (You)s
this vocaroo girl sounds very autistic ngl
>>53274008
Don't know anywhere else near newcastle I don't even live in britain
>Yanks pronounce 'bologna' as 'baloney'
>>53274072
stop saying "wew" that's a man's word, sweetie =/
>>53274122
I'm not autistic but I wear glasses and have braces and am dress size 18 so no fat either
>>53274051
They used phone messages and voice mails against the victims brother but couldn't provide their own transcript of Steven Avery's calls?
Probably because he never called Jodi at the time or that would have been the first thing they would have gone for.
>>53274095
Have a (You)
>>53274095
Lot's of people posted vocaroos, not her fault people gave her attention
>>53274172
how old are you?
going out tonight
>>53274172
vocaroo this
u aint no muslim bruv
>>53274129
who eats bologna wtf haha how old are you
>>53274172
>having braces
wth honey please post pics ??? :)
>>53274152
Cease this sexual imperialism right now
>>53274072
>Well adjusted
Aside from the accent, you sound exactly like a girl I know and she was a insecure edgy bitch with major issues. She ended up marrying a paki so you've got that to look forward to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO63Ih0UAWE
>>53274129
>brits say PEEdophile instead of PEDOphile
>>53274192
looking sharp
literally the only australian itt i can get away with whatever the squueeeeeek i want :))))))))) whommmmm the heck up ???????? :DDDD ooooopzy exsqueeezzzee meeeeeeeeeee! a girl is in this thread *clears throat and adjusts tie* bettter m'lassy??? (:
>>53274196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NqX6ixFtkS
>>53274192
you might be a bit cold in just that m8
>>53274047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1io3IGDT6sB
>>53274152
>>53274222
that blog post wasn't me if you thought it was lol
>>53274265
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NqX6ixFtkS
Very nice but not what I asked for.
>>53274231
>Yank doesn't know how to pronounce 'ae'
>Yank """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""education(?)""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>53274231
I can't find he greater than
Yanks say pedderphile instead of paedophile
Someone please describe this vicariously vocaroo girl for me does she sound tall brunette and from the home counties
>>53274265
very nice voice desu
wouldn't mind you singing me to sleep every night hahaha bit gay that though
>>53274265
bit gay for your voice desu haha
>>53274280
how does it feel:
- living life on easy mode?
- not being my gf?
- not posting ur face?
this girl sounds like a stuck up bitch ngl
>>53274299
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kYgIPHenQi
ffs cant get comfortable now knowing there is a FRICKING GIRL Itt
>bucks is THIS starved of attention
wew lass
>>53273730
You sound like VisualSounds1.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
There's a willy up my bum
Give me a (You)
>>53274356
>living life on easy mode?
Grand
>not being my gf?
Average
>not posting ur face?
Grand
>>53274405
I'm here quite often
Enjoy
>randomly add an imaginary 10 grand to my income
>tell me i owe them money
bravo HMRC you stupid cunts
>>53274379
haha you can literally hear the braces [they sound like "ssshhhh shhhhh"] but will you PLEASE BE my gee-eff (???? :)
good post
>>53274379
Attention vicariously girl
Are you popular irl
How is your mental health
Do you want to kiss me
How near are you to Buckinghamshire
T. Resident female
>>53274341
>>53274326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wOjlrWHR8B
nothing gay about a bit of larynx wobbling xx
>>53274429
pay denbts
>>53274419
literally gonna tell jordan that there is a girl in here hahaahaha MUMS GONNA FREAK!
oi r u a minger but
>>53274172
>18
>not fat
vomited on my dog
>>53274471
gonna send this vocaroo to radio 6
kent
>>53274517
I am soc standard 7/10
I got my validation there now I am gone
>>53274540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FoIS6SbdG8
ignore the (you) thing these are pre-recorded
getting (you) faster than I can spend em itt
>>53273279
middlesborough
>>53274172
>size18
KENT
http://strawpoll.me/6480587
http://strawpoll.me/6480587
http://strawpoll.me/6480587
http://strawpoll.me/6480587
>>53274560
nah oi dont be a fucking gay cunt link us you 7/10 image you roastie
>>53274409
This is my safe space and if she's it going to be my gf she's not going to get the airtime she's stealing off me
>>53274560
vocaroo yourself supporting UKIP NOW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzqWEMgGgJ
Watching les mis lads
Dreaming a dream atm
>>53274379
Thanks but not what I asked for.
>>53274429
pay denbts
>>53274593
I'm 69% certain she does ASMR already
>>53274540
kek
>>53274471
please do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM
you have a lovely voice
Heart is thumping
how do I know when this girl has left?
not posting anything until she does
>everything u post is read by a girl who probably laughs at it while shes getting her box smashed by a big black bull
wake me up iins-save me
