>you just started your job a tokyo-based Japanese company
>they set you up in the most expensive hotel in Tokyo
>they send a high class Japanese hooker to your room as a reward
What do you do?
Fuck
>>53265517
watashiwa porando des
>>53265517
Nice suicide undertones in the last pick
I actually heard of a guy who had this happen, but it was in like Malaysia or somewhere else...can't remember
anyway the guy was married and he didnt want to risk insulting the men who set him up with the woman so he played cards with her all night in his room.
>>53265614
i'VE SEEN BETTER
>>53265627
most japs here serve ramen or make sushi
kek
Meh, screw the bitch.
I suicide bomb Jap emperor for the glory of Korea
>>53265517
throw her out of the window
Assuming I'm single (which is pretty likely seeing as I have been for 23 years), I'd use it as an opportunity to explore some of my femdom fetishes, as girls who aren't getting paid simply don't enjoy that sort of nonsense. It would be a mutually beneficial business transaction for all parties, and would leave me more comfortable having a vanilla sex life with my (as yet non-existent) partner.
>>53265627
You keep thinking that, Hitoshi
>>53265549
Kyaa polandchan kawaiiiiiii
Poland ball!
Poland ball!
Escort or not she's still a whore. If she does raw dog just think of all the other dudes that had that. CEOs and wealthy foreigners are probably dirtier than the average guy. The only thing that high pay girls have going for them is that they see less customers.
>>53265517
How high class are we talking? I never use a condom so this is relevant information.
On an unrelated note, working for a Jap company would make me a little sad because it would mean that I'm no longer working my comfy government job.
>>53265517
Put on a condom and fuck.
Pull out towards the last minute, rip off the condom and cum on the lips of her pussy.
>>53265517
Get some sucky sucky and then cuddle.
>>53265659
they are mostly chinese or korean.
not so much japanese food servers visit foreign countries for jobs,
because they can efficiently benefit in japan than unfamiliar areas where japanse food cultures are not prevail.
>>53265517
Lie down and let her do everything
>>53265614
Based Finland
>>53265517
slip her a length of course
>>53265517
Ask for one with a better ass
>>53265517
Will she clean my ears with a q-tip?
>>53265517
Inform her that UK GDP is 5th and that we will overtake Germany by 2030
>>53266177
I always keep a list on me of Australia's economic and geopolitical stats to impress the ladies
>>53265517
penis in vagina
>>53265517
was born and raised in Toronto, Ive had girls interested in me because they thought i was italian or mediteranian, a soon as i told them im afghan, theyre face and attitude completely changed and theyre interest was gone.
I tell girls im turkish if they ask now. At least then i have a chance.
Shit sucks balls.
>>53266288
You do know that ladies only care about internet speed, right?
They usually get bored when you start talking about HDI.
>>53266371
Internets for nerds
>>53266324
Why didn't just go along with the Italian thing
I've said bigger lies to get in a girl's pant
>>53265517
Let's go play Karaoke !
>>53265517
check for STDs
>>53266666
Ayyyyyyyy
>>53266666
STDs comfirmed!!!
>>53265636
did he win?
>>53265675
I see.Your country's history is so similar to Korean one,yes.
>>53265517
ask white one instead
>>53265517
tell her to lip her stockings
>>53265517
>What do you do?
idk... wake up?
>>53265517
I recognize it as more of a Chinese thing-y. I can be gravely mistaken tho.
>>53265517
1. ask if she wants tentacles
2. ask if she had been a man previously
