the north edition
CARA
wanking
>be australian
>get flooded
>>53265109
Delete this
fuck off juan, you are not a /brit/
>>53265190
;)
you wont kill syrians for being subhuman 3rd world trash fucking hurts to live sometimes T B H F A M
>>53265190
at least it wasn't a yank this time
That feel when you like white girls, but you know that even if you find that 1 in 100 white girl that will date a black brother she will still see you as some sort of beast man and gets off to racist stereotypes of black mens being more feral and animalistic.
White men will NEVER know how much suffering it is to be black.
You cunts have no excuse for no gf.
>>53264816
Haha she says the same thing to me
I really miss her and I have to move on but I can't.
>>53265221
prefer seppos over a juan. atleast they're somewhat anglo
>>53265234
juan post does plenty
posting a post
me above as well
one dry potato
what's the deal with this stupid taco gobbling prick thinking he can make new threads for us lad?
>Many thanks for your application for the role at BAE Systems Applied Intelligence and for letting us know when you are free to interview. I am pleased to say that we have managed to confirm an available slot for you to interview with us for the above role.
wew lads
why arent brits good at any relevant sports?
>>53265346
Not enough immigrants
>>53265318
non /brit/ related countries make threads all the time, it's nothing new
everyone wants to be in THE BEST GENERAL 4chan has ever seen
>>53265346
JSA claimers only have to go to asda for interviews no one gives a fuck about sports when you have money for white ace and pot noodles
>>53265346
wimbledon effect
>>53265362
/eire/?
>>53265398
literally wheire
Uhnhhhjngy
>>53265398
maybe if you lazy cunts would make them more than once a month
kinda sad how flamenconigger isn't actually a shitposter, just a shit poster
I can feel a massive shit brewing, lads, so just to let you know in advance I might be AFK for 15-20 mins
>>53265447
bit mean lad, i put time and effort into good content for you all
>>53265469
keep us posted
"It's treason, then."
test
>>53265514
you failed
>>53265485
that's what's sad about it
here is my back and an elephant
juan sheet
what the hell is a seppo anyway?
business idea: review video games with an angry persona
>>53265533
did ur mum buy u that shirt haha lmaooooo
>>53265533
ur mum in the background lol
>>53265568
australian rudeness
>>53265570
And scream into the camera a lot while making stupid faces like an autistic child.
>>53265533
is that ur gf lmao
>>53265568
seppo = septic tank = yank
>>53265570
AVGN already did that, try with a crying/baby/super scared persona
>>53265533
are you half nigger? you dark as fuck
>>53265603
so did irate gamer, angry joe, game grumps, yahtzee...
its kind of a worn out concept to be honest..
>>53265603
Buttblasted jose already did that.
>>53265572
yes, mummy pays for most things i own
>>53265578
bit mean my mum is tops
>>53265593
i have no gf le mao
>>53265611
>nigger
very racist word, and also i am not lol i am just tanned because thats not england in the background :)
>>53265603
>super scared persona
I'd probably watch this tb'h
>>53265603
Play amnesia and slender and scream about being raped. It works.
>>53265533
nice back
would tbf
just got american netflix up lads and it has so much more stuff on it desu
haha exam now lads
wish me luck, i'll be back with more back ;)
>>53265719
yeah no shit, anyone paying for aus netflix is a cuck
might as well just pirate
>>53265719
Was thinking of getting a VPN and netflix, but if I had a VPN I wouldn't need netflix, I'd just torrent.
>>53265744
Post butt
having an apple
take that you doctor pricks
>>53265752
>I had a VPN
>I'd just torrent
How about you just torrent without a vpn
>>53265752
you don't need a VPN to torrent m8
>>53265766
I don't trust my ISP.
What is a cheap hotel chain I can stay in for just one night
>>53265764
Just had a banana, prefer them to apples desu lad
>>53265781
Travelodge
>>53265752
netflix doesnt use up data though
>>53265792
what do bananas keep away
>>53265779
who's your ISP?
Anyway worst that will happen is you might get an email from them saying "pls stop torrenting dis file" which you can ignore safely. Just find another torrent of whatever it was they emailed you about if you're worried
>>53265781
Days Inn
>>53265800
the fuck, of course it does
>>53265819
Bigpond. They never used to email me but mandatory data retention has me worried.
>>53265835
no it doesnt
it wouldnt work in australia if it did
>>53265800
>having a cap
>>53265222
>I have a racial preference
>fuck women for having a racial preference
>>53265843
m8 I honestly wouldn't worry
>>53265849
ebin
fuck lads
Need a shag real bad last time was at hogmanay (scot holiday you wouldn't know :x)
>>53265853
I just want a nice chink girl but I'm worried that weebs have scared them all away from white boys.
>>53265222
row row fight da powa
>>53265851
>fucking a sheep
>>53265901
Ok. Got to go lads, I'm torrenting the new Always Sunny.
>hotpockets deleted CANZUK for some reason
masie
>>53265945
mods are jealous seppos
>>53265917
>his """""""""""""""""phone liine"""""""""""""""""" is tin cans and string
>>53265944
good lad
>>53265817
hypokalaemia tbd (to be desu)
>>53265967
delet this
>>53265945
>not ANZCUK
>>53265945
i thought it had potential
still should have called it commonwealth though
>>53265945
>canzuk
dont blame janny on that one
>>53265967
>his internet comes via an undersea cable from the mainland (us)
What would your team name be on 8 out of 10 Cats lads?
is water the best hangover cure?
>>53265945
>CAN
why would you do such a terrible thing
kanker
>>53266006
but we have commonwealth threads every once in a while anyway
>>53266018
There isn't such a thing as a "hangover cure"
>>53266011
w-we have some that g-go to big strong australia
>>53266018
Getting drunk
>>53266043
you know what i mean. the best thing to help alleviate symptoms then. happy?
>>53266018
vodka
>>53266046
You're looking nice this morning.
Would love to be a tranny a suck loads of big black dick
wew lads did a fuck off massive line of md last night. first time iv done it in a while too. i was flying.
>>53266067
is your dad proud of how his son turned out
>Post picture on Instagram of me standing shirtless in a lake
>Ex-gf comments on it saying "Beautiful"
>Still doesn't dump her Chad bf
>Still doesn't tell me that actually she was lying when she said she never had feelings for me at all, and now she wants to get back with me
>Still keeps posting about how she's the happiest she's ever been
Just an annoying series of events 2bh.
>>53266087
Good lad
Did you go out?
>>53266097
women are honestly fucked lad
>>53266097
she was talking about the lake
what should i drink tonight lads
cider
wine
vodka
>>53266097
`trolled the fuck out lad
>>53266123
yeh just for a few celebratory drinks at a bar thing. was nice but Thursday night music is shite 2bh.
>>53266160
Hope you weren't the only one off your tits haha
>>53266150
>2 girls drinks or vodka
dunno man
>>53266171
drink like the ladies, get the ladies
If you love her, let her go. Practice being friends BEFORE you decide you absolutely *need* to have sex with her, bro. If you love her and genuinely care about her as a person, you shouldn't need to do all kinds of gross stuff to *prove* that love, amirite? If she needs a few weeks to think things through, or even a few years, know that in the end, if you're truly a supportive friend, you will be with her. If it was meant to be, it will be, and if it wasn't, c'est la vie, bro.
Is this accurate or no?
*falls over onto your lap*
whoops!!
>>53266160
get too paranoid in that kind of situation t b h
>>53266204
*uses the opportunity to slip my penis into your bumhole*
oops x
rip >>>/trash/
>>53266171
>vodka
>not a girl's drink
>>53266137
Literally might have been 2bh, it was a really picturesque lake in the middle of the mountains. It makes me feel better to imagine she was talking about my 6-pack though, the pic got over 50 likes and a handful of comments from girls saying I was looking good.
>tfw I can pretend to be a normie on social media and make it look like I live a fun life, but in reality I spend nearly every evening alone and haven't had sex for over 2 years
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▲ ▲
>>53266252
Stupid idea anyway
>>53265945
Why were the threads actually deleted? As far as I know, they were within the rules, and they were certainly better than half the shit on /int/ right now.
I mean, it wasn't even all shitposting. I even learned a few things about the Korean war in the thread.
>>53266259
post 6pack lad
inspire me
>>53266259
you'll be alright lad
>>53260781
Please help me with my autistic project. You better do so after all the shitposting you people did in the previous threads to convince me to add British counties.
watching star wars* (ask me anything btwl**)
Legend:
*Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
**"By the way lads"
>>53266256
Vodka straight is a girls drink? I wouldn't say so but I don't really know since literally all I drink is beer
If I have to drink spirits though I always go for vodka
>>53266305
Your county lines are a bit shit mate
>As she drove a friend home to the township of Gugulethu, outside Cape Town, on August 25, 1993, a black mob pulled her from the car and stabbed and stoned her to death. According to Rex van Schalkwyk, in his 1998 book One Miracle is Not Enough: "Supporters of the three men accused of murdering [her] … burst out laughing in the public gallery of the Supreme Court today when a witness told how the battered woman groaned in pain." (pp. 188–89.) Four people were convicted of killing her. :17–18 In 1998, all were pardoned by South Africa's Truth and Reconciliation Commission when they stated that their actions had been politically motivated.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Biehl
>>53266270
stop reminding me that ASCII is disabled on my homeboard ┏༼ ◉ ╭╮ ◉༽┓
>>53266380
ASCII is disabled on /mlp/?
>>53266296
Cba lad.
>>53266300
Not sure 2bh, I've been depressed for a long time (hence 4chan). Been pretty fucked up by this episode, and don't know when/if it will end.
>>53266348
Why are you putting yourself through this?
>>53266353
used to sink beer with absolutely no qualms, but now beer bloats the fuck out of me lad. that's why I have to go to the girls options tbqh.
>>53266403
Do it, I'll be proper impressed and start lifting and even give you a (you)
>>53266428
vodka tb'h if it were me
>>53266348
my theory is that the massive success of ep 7 is because people hated the prequels so much that anything seems like shiny fucking gold by comparison
personally saw it twice at the cinema, very good, 8/10
>>53266256
u fuckin wot
gonna do a poo brb
https://youtu.be/jf7os9XVBvU
>>53266482
dumb pooposters
>>53266394
I ain't tellin' you my homeboard, I don't Bongs shittin it up. Well 'ave a good day, I'm off to bed. 〳 ᵕ _> ᵕ 〵 zzz
>>53266482
Be sure to kick it where the carriages roll you Paki.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKb34Ij2_A
>>53266498
Love the surprise Jihad meme desu
what should I do today
thinking of volunteering at a food bank just to have a slightly less pointless existence
>>53266521
because I was totally going to start posting there now because some random yank posts there
told the oneitus that if someone wanted to see me at my most pathetic they just need to look at my messaging history with her
>>53266578
good line
unfortunately it doesn't really make you any less pathetic
Watch me whip
Now watch me nae nae
>>53266662
Can you do it?
just got btfo by chad back to the drawing board
>>53266662
i just googled that and now wish i hadn't
>tfw i have to pick up my hash dead drop with mommy because too afraid to go alone after the last time when police caught me and i had to spend 5 days in jail
>>53266431
Tbph I don't really care if you start lifting or not. That's your decision senpai.
>>53266662
That song keeps coming on at the gym 2bh, really wish it didn't. Sums up everything that's terrible about """"black""""" culture.
>>53266730
>not just buying it in the shop
>>53266769
doesn't work like that around here lad
usually i just grow my own but lately i've been a lazy fucker so i just started to buy using TOR
NONCE ISLAND
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-35260927
never had a gf or sex
been the friendzone a few times and my friends dared some girl to kiss me.
this girl i was not really attracted to, threw herself at me but i was too autistic to ever pick up on it (then again i was pretty unattracted to her)
>>53266806
was she pretty at least? the one that threw herself at you i mean
>>53266806
where can i subscribe to your blog?
>>53266790
doing a lmao
Could do with a pull of my willy tu-bee-onnest. Any lads want to come over and give me a good ol tug? PR1 postcode ;)
>>53266821
no not really
>>53266823
just stay tuned to /brit/ for regular updates my man
i love to racism bro!
>>53266806
sex is overrated desu, I had it but I'm still the same neckbeard as I was when I was a virgin
just go wizard mode, you're not missing anything major
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiO3pitT4ko
>>53266806
>>53266897
this
having sex will not make you any less of a loser. It's not like when you're done she hands you some chad pills. If anything it will make you hate your shortcomings even more.
the only real solution is a long-term solution
>>53266833
so envious of Dutch t b h
>buy a legal joint
>go to a legal prostitute who get tested for STDs on a regular basis
>enjoy life in a first world country without getting shot
living the dream t b h
do you have a lot of Muslims, like UK or France?
brioche for brekky waheey
>>53266989
>do you have a lot of Muslims, like UK or France?
yes, russians shooting down planes full of whites doesn't help
>>53266976
I'm lifting atm, been lifting for about a year.
I'm starting to make friends
but I reckon I'll never have luck with women, is there some way of just averting the need for sex and not feeling attracted to them anymore?
>>53267033
sorry m8 those DNR fighters are mostly bydlo who don't care who to shoot, Chechen war vets with PTSD and such
I do things major
Bad news and then good news lads!
gf and me
>>53267036
a lot of people forget this but there's plenty of awkward women out there that are as shy and desperate as you are
if you're not hideous and patient you'll get laid at some point
my first time the girl had to make the move I was that clueless
>>53267092
gf on the left
>>53265533
hahahaha what the fuck is that shirt
>>53267092
me on the right
>>53266976
the best thing is to find a hobby you enjoy and do that. like glueing together model planes or collecting anime figurines or building drones. find things to enjoy in life
>>53267108
I think I'd just be happier if I didn't have to bother with women and didn't feel the need to have sex.
Can you get chemically castrated?
>>53267121
alright gok wan, calm down
>>53267108
>a lot of people forget this but there's plenty of awkward women out there that are as shy and desperate as you are
>implying this is the same thing when it's a man in her position
My arsehole is self lubricating
Lads what is your favourite music scale?
Mine is Eb Major because it sounds sweet and soft, like the first emergent petal of a brisk spring
>>53267108
>my first time the girl had to make the move I was that clueless
same kek
we all got drunk at hers and she ended up in my bed because she asked me to get in hers with her but I said no because I like sleeping alone lmao
What are thoooooooose
got a placement at a hospital about an hour away from me for 10 weeks lads.
having to go stay in their student accommodation for the duration. heres a pic of their bedrooms.
bit nervous and also excited about it.
Ah, for just one time I would take the Northwest Passage
To find the hand of Franklin reaching for the Beaufort Sea;
Tracing one warm line through a land so wide and savage
And make a Northwest Passage to the sea.
>>53267340
are you a cute female nurse
>>53267340
gl
I'll just warn you, that type of room can become unbearably stifling after a while if you spend a lot of time alone
would recommend finding a nice park
>>53267153
Yes but from what I've read it's a very bad idea. Just try to develop your self-control.
>>53266933
>brilliant is slang
wtf
Can someone explain to me why northerners think they are hard? whats so rough about the north i mean its depressing but its not rough.
>>53267384
im a cute male OT x
>>53267390
yeh the city is a small middle class place so im sure theres plenty of comfy places to explore.
can see my breath when i breathe out desu
morning fellas
>>53267440
put the eatin on lad
>>53267425
They can't compete on an intellectual scale so they convince themselves that "southerners" can't compete with them on a "hard" scale instead
Just another facet of the delusion that helps them cope tbf
So I started nofap at the beginning of January, because; why not, and I've discovered it's had a profound affect on me.
I don't feel like a man any more.
>>53267505
>fap
fuck off yank
>>53266933
>dodgy is slang
>>53267505
>I don't feel like a man
Well not with those boobies haha
>>53267505
what do you feel like then?
>>53267505
>>53266018
sprite/water/berocca - or if you're a Yank, their Gatorade is mental
it's so much sweeter than the UK one I've found and cures a hangover in minutes
>>53267505
I tried to stop fapping because muh christianity and successed for a while but I've never felt any 'change'
Give us a job
>>53267505
You're a repressed tranny, the T drop just made you realise it.
Start HRT then get to camwhoring for us.
ordered a dominos
courtesy of Her Majesty's Government through my student loan
>>53267558
>fapping
fuck off yank
>>53267505
opposite for me, I went on a wankin spree after new year
really bad idea, literally wasted all day yesterday for nothing but momentary pleasure
deleted all my porn (something I've done many times) and gained new resolve to quit it
>>53267600
more like
>christianity
fuck off yank
>>53267536
my tastes are very specific, menial shit like that does nothing for me
dare you lads to listen to this in its entirety and not get chills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5zg_af9b8c
redpill me on chatting shit lads
>>53267629
fuck off yank
CUNTING SUN STOP BEING SO SLOW AROOO
>>53267675
motherfucker
I posted that here yesterday
>>53267701
That's lad it is a hot as fuck I have a maid fetish and this made my willy twitch
>>53267646
Mines better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQXVzg2PiZw
I'm a beta male
anyone eles?
>>53267722
I'm Omega tbf
mornings lids
TL: lids means lads
>>53267722
the whole alpha/beta thing is /pol/ propaganda.
you're a man, nothing else.
>>53267720
they don't even compare
>>53267771
I was an omega for a long while, i've tried to renormie myself and turned into a beta again.
>>53267775
Fuck off scouse cunt
>>53267782
Actually I'm gender fluid.
So...yeah.
>>53267436
is OT occupational therapist la?
>>53267646
pretty amazing lad
Finland is a shithole though
>>53267675
moar maids
>>53267720
loved that film
Honestly wish we would bring back hanging, if there were any justice every paki nonce would be hanging by their throat
Got your ticket for tomorrow lads?
What would you do if you won 60 million?
Britain is for British.
Not ir*sh or sc*ttish
>>53267817
m-more pls
>>53267558
>christianity
lmao
>>>/pol/
When the FUCK is this student loan coming in.
>>53267817
wot
>>53267838
Short term:
>take the lump sum
>reread that reddit post about how winning the lottery is the worst thing that could ever happen to a person
>hire a financial adviser
Long term:
>move out and cut ties with my entire family
>>53267838
Gonna buy one tomorrow morning
#livingontheedge
>>53267891
>financial advisor
mug
>>53267838
two lasses at the same time
>>53267825
Good taste
>>53267801
in other words, you're confused?
>>53267838
Hire freddy roach to train me.
>>53267875
paki detected
>>53267838
Ten camels.
>>53267908
sisters preferably, i'm just watching
