Yank hours edition
Kill yourself.
they won't respond
want to berry my dick in her ass
/brit/ more like shit lmao!
more like cuckold edition
FUCKING UNDEADS GET OUT OF MY CAVE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53256718
Epic!
redpill me on liara lads
redpill me on yanks, lads
>>53256715
want to nurse on her chebs
having a thought
>>53256734
shut the fuck up arnie haha
>>53256725
that's real nito, son
anyone other of you lads post on /brit/ while they're on the dunny?
the cutest girl
the nicest girl
the most talented girl
the prettiest girl
have you ever had sex with a pharaoh
>>53256715
>ass
fuck off yank
>>53256750
I'm clinically braindead and this post triggered me
bluepill me on life lads, someone pls just bluepill me
>>53256718
Dude. Nice!
*hands over the keys to /brit/ to the yanks*
Take good care of this place, yanks. I'll be back in the morning.
>>53256750
did it hurt
>>53256784
redpill me on the irish, lads
Now catch up to my campaign
Coupe the color of mayonnaise
I'm drunk and high at the same time
Drinkin' champagne on the airplane
>domain I was slightly interested in
>ask for a quote
>'30,000+ USD'
>>53256792
>>53256733
have some (You)'s lads
>>53256784
Everything's gonna be alright :)
girl I know got offended by my desktop lads
can someone pinpoint the problem for me?
>I was interested in a domain
>>53256740
They are cunts.
have you ever had sex with a paki
Silvio Dante: His brains are splattered all over the seat.
Paulie Walnuts: Joey Peeps? Couldn't have been too much to clean up
never browsed /brit/ at this time. what can i expect?
>>53256827
rood
>>53256802
>Brits in denial
>They're still angry about some kind of problem they had with potatoes like a thousand years ago
have you ever had sex
not played Fallout 4 since like the week or two after it came out.
>banned for off topic posting in /gsg/
waheyy lads
>>53256829
I wish. Have a nice amateur vid of this white guy shagging a Paki slag if ur interested tho.
>>53256816
[Artoo squeals with delight]
>>53256835
[Artoo beeps a reply]
>>53256835
colonials, slower thread, less anime
>>53256835
designated free speech locations and some shitty syrup
>>53256835
Yanks
lads where are the sources for all the """ Syrian""" """refugees"""
i tried debating earlier using the 20% figure but they asked for source and i didn't have one on me so i probably looked like a right mug especially since the pro-refugee side has all there sources easily available on the mainstream media that gives an untrue image
>>53256819
Girls tend to be anti-gun.
redpill me on jjb lads
>>53256857
why is her chin so pointy
Really pissed off lads
Literally can't get sleep schedule under control, I wake up too late so I can't get to asleep but then when I wake up early I go to bed early and end up waking up after a couple of hours
>>53256866
interesting post, can I see more?
>>53256835
real niggas
SMASH DATE LIKE BUTTON
>>53256835
best hours 2bh
>>53256835
These are the real nigga hours
There are no normies here at this time, only NEETs and JFs.
Take note of the higher quality posts
>>53256835
Nonces from Thailand
>>53256882
its a defense mechanism
>>53256819
>smoking
redpill me on thailad lads
>>53256882
didn't spend a lot of time on her since I'm playing the bloke
my other PC here, wanted to make a tech-focus zipperhead
>>53256740
The story of Sheevs rise to power is actually a retelling of Washingtons rise to power.
>>53256888
[Artoo beeps frantically]
not sure I can hols it inmuch longer
>>53256911
He's secretly Jimmy Savile
>Billain can make a ridiculous DnB banger out of literal recordings of a massager applied to a guitar, a cat purring, and garbled TV signal
>I can't come up with anything worth shit
JDIMSA
>>53256835
never browsed /brit/ at this time? more like shit lmao!
>>53256911
Known paedo who went abroad with the sole purpose of molesting young boys. Barred from ever re-entering Britain as a result.
>>53256934
redpill me on sweden, lads
>>53256875
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZHwu0uut3k
>>53256917
>>53256857
can someone explain this thing
is it just character creation
i see it everywhere, is it a new meme or something
>>53256835
less spam, slower threads, cosy
aching for a good old fashioned bants thread tbqh
>>53256835
fun posting
>>53256857
That bitch has a long fucking neck.
>>53256737
I know her, she went to my school
just got clothes out of the dryer
>the warmth
I'm 28 years old, I'm probably older than the majority of people on /mu/. I've studied music theory in college for five years. I play more than five instruments including guitar and violin. I'm part if a rock duo and I perform monthly at various places. We've been working on an album since 2014. I think I know what I'm talking about.
To all you Pet Sounds fags, how much music theory do you know? What instruments do you play? I'm guessing none.
>>53256772
literally who
>>53256953
yes, it's the character creation
>>53256931
[Mace raises his lightsaber to kill the Chancellor]
>>53256866
>>53256866
>>53256874
>>53256875
>>53256876
>>53256892
>>53256894
>>53256895
>>53256899
>>53256934
>>53256955
>>53256963
hehe im here every night. easy (You)s suckers.
>>53256968
pls be on the citadel
>>53256934
varför är du inte sovande?
>>53256953
its character creation from Fallout 4
now that I got my new video card I'm thinking of playing it again but I really want the GECK to come out so I can start modding.
>>53256971
putting on warm clothes fresh out of the dryer after a shower is the best
>>53256997
literally all me
>>53257012
>>53256997
all me baby
>>53256985
alri mark
*plays tuba*
>>53256997
why you little!
>>53256991
literally my wife
>okay I'm going to bed now
>just one more post
>now I'm going to sleep
>let's see if I got any (you)s
>let me just reply to this guy quickly
>okay now I'm going to bed
>let's check if he's replied
IT NEVER ENDS
JUST LET ME SLEEP
>>53257004
cant sleep when thinking about the race war coming up
Can I get a cute British girl to date me if I'm reasonably attractive?
>>53256878
The EU sats only 23% of them are Syrian. Someone posted an EU PDF that said such. I can't seem to find my copy to give you the name.
Thinking of putting a leaf on my flag, lads. What do?
redpill me on Mississauga, lads
>>53256992
>>53257005
but why is it everywhere if its just a normal character creation thing
check em
>>53256810
feminine-penis-4u.com ain't cheap m8
>>53257032
[Artoo beeps a response]
>>53257045
copy cat!!!!!!
>>53257057
this is how you do it
>>53257044
Yes because some are coming from wartorn places like Afghanistan and Somalia
>>53257005
just wait for the GECK 2bh
>>53257032
you have the self control of michael j fox
>>53257069
>69 get
Nice
she's got a big mouth
>>53257057
>>53257069
get some class
>>53257058
You should be a broker with knowledge like that.
>>53257054
lot of people playing Fallout?
idk man its easily the best part of the game.
reminds me of how fun character creation was in Oblivion
>>53257032
waheyyy (You)4(You)???
>, lads
not a fan of this gimmick
Lads, what is that creepypasta called where the guy tries to follow somebody on the train home and ends up being transported to another world? It's really long.
>>53257111
samefag
>>53257057
>>53257066
let me show you plebs how to get dubs
>>53257067
I was L I T E R A L L Y in Trollhättan when this happened ama
>>53257074
Yep, same shit different shade.
>>53257069
>69
its how me and your granda did it
>>53257102
just got dubs, lads haha
https://youtu.be/7tlwW2DKzlc
Jesus Christ lads this looks easy, someone get me some coca leaves please
>>53257082
yea honestly its a bit shallow atm, though I haven't explored everywhere or beaten the campaign yet.
mods atm are pretty shit
>>53257129
pls be my bf
>>53257120
statistically 1 in 3 posters are female
*drops spaghetti*
I'm 19 years old.
I am handsome, smart, athletic and virile.
I have a novel that is in it's final editing stage, and a creative writing professor at my college has read the first draft and thinks it's saleable.
I have a girlfriend who is confident, articulate, playful and spontaneous.
I have a small group of interesting friends from different social and academic backgrounds, and I also have many other acquaintances who see me as a reliable source of humour and good company.
Both my parents are alive and in good health.
I have no regrets.
I have already experienced three existential crises, the latter of which was described as having the depth and profundity of a man twice my age.
I am a passionate lover, a sharp thinker, and a trader of witty repartee.
I am not self-pitying, meek or needlessly humble.
I will live a good life at your expense.
>>53256887
Pls help me lads
>>53257178
sleeping pills?
>>53257170
bellend
Interesting fact lads. There are villages in Afghanistan which are so isolated, when NATO troops first entered them the inhabitants talked to them in Russian. When they were questioned by interpreters, it transpired that they still believed the 1980s conflict was ongoing.
>>53257144
mods so far arent bad but they're at 1/10th of what they can be with the GECK.
the story is utter shite anyway dont worry about that.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weather/632611/UK-Weather-Snow-snowbomb-red-alert-UK-coldest-winter-58-years
>A powerful El Nino warning in the Pacific Ocean is on course to be the strongest ever recorded while the jet stream sweeps southwards opening the floodgates to scourging Arctic winds.
>If things play out as long-range forecasts suggest, the current mild winter could end in one of the coldest spells for 50 years.
>Weather models show the ENTIRE COUNTRY blanketed in deep snow by the end of THIS MONTH with heavy falls as far south as London.
Get ready to be comfy
gonna go to the new continent in runescape desu
>>53257182
pls be my gf
>>53257095
Are you threatening me?
>>53257152
;-)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nD7ZNPTU6B
>>53257170
The people who write these things have something missing from their brains
>>53257189
Nice projection; kid.
>>53257196
take pics senpai
>>53257192
might just play some Skyrim then
even more bloated with mods now that I can handle all them purdy graphics
>>53257190
Cool
>>53256887
set an alarm that is only turned off via scanning a QR code and put that code in your bathroom.
then just set it to like 8 am and continually get up at 8am.
or go camping with some m8s for a few days and it will reset automatically.
>>53256691
Good edition
>>53257206
tricked...
If that eirelad from the other night is here: the August alsina album is a bit shit
>>53257141
Why the fuck would you put something in your body that contains cement, petrol and drain cleaner
>>53257206
please be in london
>>53257210
they are wannabees
sub-normies who are ashamed of their failures but come here to inflate their egos and pretend they are better than everyone.
any suicide tips?
>>53257237
Eggs contain formaldehyde
>>53257237
Because it feels really good
>>53257252
fucked ur mum tb honest
>>53257249
No mate, there are people that are this good at life but there's something crucially different about them
Not that they're egoistic or narcissistic, something else
>>53257247
marry me
>>53257252
go outside
get shot
>>53257252
draw up a nice warm bath (possibly with some sort of scented oils in it)
light up a few candles or an incense
buy some expensive liquor (a big bottle of it) something you enjoy to get drunk on, without passing out.
then with music playing slit your wrists (vertically up and down the wrist, not across like in TV) and let your blood leak out into the water as you drift away peacefully into death and your eternal damnation
>>53257252
refuse to tip your waitress
>>53257188
I took those a few years ago and they make you really drowsy the next day and they're not really a long term solution
>>53257231
The problem is even when I get up early I still can't get more than a couple of hours of sleep before I wake up
And I also don't have any friends who would go camping with me
>>53257277
people who are don't come here to show off and auto-fellate
>>53257231
>set an alarm that is only turned off via scanning a QR code and put that code in your bathroom.
that's mental how do you do that
>>53257252
do a hood prank
>>53257282
im spoken for
wow what a post
>>53257298
*posts fedora ripping neckbeard*
Would you fuck sting lads
>>53257298
>>53257333
for extra banter kill yourself in a kids park or something
>>53256887
you sleep badly because you're not active enough to be tired at the end of the day
do some exercise you fat fuck
I'm out (of the closet)
>>53257231
>set an alarm that is only turned off via scanning a QR code and put that code in your bathroom.
I think I'd just turn my phone off
>>53257331
by who?
facio mvsicam
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qeUfDTn5huM
>>53257326
the alarm app i use has an option to be turned off only using the QR code you designate for it.
it's sleep for android if you use android. idk if there's an iphone equivalent.
>>53257307
you will be like that for a few days. it's shit and you want to nap but you can't eventually you'll start going to bed at 11 or something and yeah then you just have to maintain it. after a while, you can't really sleep in anymore.
also, do a lot of exercise and you'll sleep better.
>>53257344
hes too much of a poseur
>>53257371
genius
>>53257231
I regularly sleep through the alarm and have fucked up dreams thanks to it.
>>53257380
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.urbandroid.sleep&hl=en This one?
How do I set the QR code? Do I have to print it off?
>>53257372
jesus
>>53257203
[Mace Windu and the other Jedi ignite their lightsabers] The Senate will decide your fate
>>53257412
>Do I have to print it off?
Unless you can think of another way to put it in your bathroom.
good night burgers and shrimps
>>53257374
are you trap music italy lad
>>53257380
Also, what if you're away from home but the QR code is only at home
How do you turn off the alarm
>>53257417
Are you a priest?
>>53257417
fucking christ
>>53257417
Jesus is a whore, he loves everyone
>>53257412
your just gonna turn your phone off ffs
im the same
i had a nap earlier at 3pm, set 3 alarms for an hour later
woke up at 1am with my laptop and phone both turnt off and i dont even remember waking up to turn them off
its fucked
alri lads
i'm in the middle of madrid, it's late, literally no shops open (3rd world trading hours). how do i get my hands on a ciggie
>>53257459
alri interesting
post more tunes
i like most of the stuff you post strangely, people are surprised I listen to a variety of different shit
Gonna get drunk off this tonight, lads
>>53257478
cities in early morning hours are so calm and relaxing
zen-like feeling
>>53257449
funny post lads, you need a high iq to get the joke
>>53257478
Go for a walk and ask someone who is smoking. Surely bods are on a night out in the centre
>>53257478
There isn't a gas station or 7-11 type store to go to?
>>53257478
there would be 24 hour shops in madrid, like petrol stations
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz7J0yT1S2U
rock me mama like a wagon wheel
>tfw depressed
>>53257541
did you get banned
>>53257478
go up to someone smoking and say "eres un gitano"
>>53257478
sent ;)
>>53257475
I had one before that made you solve maths problems to turn it off.
Just literally turned my phone off every morning. I recommend trying it though just because it's quite mind wrecking to try to do maths having been awake for a few seconds.
>>53257552
let me help babe *injects you with sedative and puts you in a straightjacket*
desu
>>53257522
very VERY comfy tbqh, i'm a bit close to the centre so u get pissed cunts n that but 99% of time i love it
>>53257525
i will try this
>>53257529
t. robert paulson
>>53257529
>>53257536
only state run shops can sell fags lol
>>53257554
jaja ayy pero yo hablo la lengua tio
>>53257553
I did a dime
>tfw live in a country where most people think seafood is disgusting
send help
>>53257412
yep that's the one. iirc there's some like once off fee for the full app but it was like $3 AUD when i bought it and one of the best app purchases i've made. i'm not sure if you need to pay the fee to use the QR code function.
when you download it, create an alarm to go off at a certain time and then you have two options.
>1. change alarm type in application settings to be QR code
>2. Edit alarm and change the "stop oversleeping" option to QR code from default of "application settings"
then just google QR code generator and make one, print it and then cut it out and sticky tape it or whatever to your wall. you will need to download a scanner app but they're free and everything so all good there. then scan the QR code through the sleep app (it will prompt you to do so) and you're ready to go.
if you're someone who just turns their phone off, then sleep with the phone on the other side of the room so you have to get up anyway to turn the phone off instead of just turning it off without even remembering because it's right there.
if you don't like the QR code option, you can do math problems ranging from simple addition to 2 digit multiplication or the one I use often which is a reflex test pressing the sheep with his eyes open 5 times in a row without fail on the very hard difficulty (basically 1 second to push each sheep).
central london in the early morning is literally filled with homeless people sleeping
its literally lined with them, its non-stop
was quite shocked when I first saw it
>>53257634
thank you la
are you chinese
>>53257637
haha my local lol is the prozzies waiting on this road near me. there is at least one hooker there at any time, name a time and i'll tell you that theres hookers there at that time
so cold in my room i'm getting fog breath
housemates aren't back until the weekend
don't know how to operate the heating
I'm your pusherman
chvvn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EvEePDXL1AE
>>53257627
Where do you live?
>>53257564
yeah ive heard of that one
i think its only on android though and as you know im a top tier applepleb so i only have an iphone :^)
>>53257681
we actually have the exact same music taste
>>53257637
dublin is filled with heroin addicts in the main touristy area
So, thanks to some of you I read the book in the pic and it is some of the best prose I have ever read. Any other books with such great prose? Don't say Pynchon. I already tried V. and, despite some really fun parts, it wasn't my cup of tea.
>he doesn't have the mental fortitude to force himself to get up at a reasonable hour every morning
>>53257681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5po_Z7YEs
pêh
>>53257627
i don't believe you, yankee-doodle-dandy
OK lads I have to be up at 7:30 should I try and sleep or stay up?
Famished lads what post-gym snack should I snag?
>>53257735
onion rings
>>53257705
Thats is why I work 3rd shift
>>53257690
There's probably several apps that do it by now.
Anyone ever try Wakie? You can be an alarm for people, it tells you when people want to wake up, you call them and shout at them until they get out of bed.
>>53257700
xoxoxxx
Shitty phone pic while I take good ones with my camera
Can't stop wanking to sissy captions lads, it's getting worse, what do?
>>53257735
Texas BBQ Pringles
>>53257748
If you're not going to even put a modicrumb of thought into a post about something serious then why post?
>>53257754
gib pokki
>>53257752
They could just not answer
>>53257656
nah lad pure anglo
it will be a shit time but yeah, once you get the hang of it then it's fine. also, do not go back to sleep. just don't.
"I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand it. I wish someone had just said: “Here’s the deal, Wade. You’re something called a ‘human being.’ That’s a really smart kind of animal. Like every other animal on this planet, we’re descended from a single-celled organism that lived millions of years ago. This happened by a process called evolution, and you’ll learn more about it But trust me, that’s really how we all got here. There’s proof of it everywhere, buried in the rocks. That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bullshit. The whole God thing is actually an ancient fairy tale that people have been telling one another for thousands of years. We made it all up. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. “Oh, and by the way … there’s no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. Also bullshit. Sorry, kid Deal with it."
>>53257755
Once you get bored with a certain 'layer' of porn, it does nothing to you, you want to explore more and uncover the next layer, so you go onto the next layer which is more fucked up, and you continue and continue, an endless loop
chn (tune)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzSQDuMI7WE
>>53257754
What is this
>>53257780
>pure anglo
>new worlder
literally pick one
>>53257752
that looks cool as shit
gonna try that
>>53257808
i'll pick pure au$$ie madcunt la
>>53257766
no need to be rude
you're the one who needs to be more specific.
>>53257793
untrue
I still wank to still imaged of clothed women like I did when I was 15
>>53257774
more often than not, they don't.. also you get a lot of voice mail things, but then sometimes they do and you're on a call to some yank just waking up..
It's a funny gimmick if you're in the mood for it.
cohn
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eDbcsGvQ2Rg
>>53257754
What happened with the monkeys at the zoo?
>>53257735
glass of milo and some chicken la
>>53257831
bit racist that
Up to near 14 stone after chrimbo and can't get back into the swing of training. Feel fucking awful lads
>>53257664
Do you know where the boiler thing is?
>>53257817
clothed porn is best porn desu
never understood why people always said 'tits or gtfo' on /b/, literally what is the point, its some random stranger and you can find billions of other nude images online
if you had some personal connection with the person, I'd understand but other than that, just why
>>53257808
>t. Mohammed Rajeed (Proud Briton)
