The Unholy Alliance edition
>>53227664
First
ikalawax gan
>tfw 120cm
>past thread
>58 posters
How many of these posters are not native to Southeast Asia?
keduax gan
>>53227584
>>53227763
>>53227861
probably just dynamic IP.
>>53227849
cute
>>53227664
That grill's gonna get fugged aint she?
http://variety.com/2016/music/asia/madonna-concert-adults-only-in-singapore-1201674172/
>>53227861
All me.
Reminder that Jose Rizal was a malayboo
>>53228125
Madonna is an attention whore
>>53228125
>Madonna will be 70 years old this year
Fucking hell
>>53226973
>Ilocos del sur
m8
>>53228125
Her ticket is too expensive around 50k here
>>53228336
Is really that madonna. we see a grandma do pole dancing? really?
http://www.irinnews.org/report/102338/why-can-t-myanmar-clear-its-landmines
http://asia.nikkei.com/Business/AC/New-Shanghai-Bali-flights-lift-shares
>>53228363
W-what about Illocos del Sur my ancestral hacienda, señor?
shameless bumping
>before christmas Indon girl gib me hug
>when we came back for christmas she told me to meet her and she gib me hug
the hugging begins :^)
>>53230651
no such place as ilocos del sur señorito
>>53231336
Why hug not kissing
>>53231406
oh... gib back rightful mestizo lands, stolen by lying Americaños and distributed to ungrateful traitor natives that don't appreciate what España did!! reeeeeeeee
>>53231531
she said she's doesn't want to be into relationship yet, as she's afraid she might loose her freedumbs, she wants to travel before settling down.
She also hasn't had a bf or kissed yet.
>>53231777
>She also hasn't had a bf or kissed yet
You believed her?
>>53231866
Obviously, she's a firm believer of Islam, she wakes up early everyday to pray, doesn't eat bork, doesn't drink or stay around clubs, she doesn't wear hijab though and pretty tolerant (her closest friend in uni is Colombian catholic girl and me), she also said she'd cry if she visits Mecca because of religious importance to her. :^)
Also, she hates radical extremist, she got criticized and bullied by them in Birmingham because she has Russian name and not islamic name (her dad is really into Soviet leaders not a commie though).
>>53231984
qt
>>53231984
I'm jelly of you.
goodnight my SEAmen
>>53232148
What's her Russian name?
>>53232932
Selamat malam
>>53233013
Olga
>>53233013
Riasa from Raisa Gorbachev, the wife of the last Soviet leader.
>>53232148
It is very rare for indonesian has russian names, though.
>>53233283
I retract that indonesia has common names called ivan if that's russian.
>>53233398
>Ivan
that's terrible, get it? kwikwikwi
[Spoiler] If you don't, my jokes are wasted [/Spoiler]
>>53233456
Ivan is typical russian name for int if not i dun get it.
>>53233456
wekwekwekwekwek
Which pair is /asean/ OTP?
>ywn date a qt asean
>>53235397
What if I already did?
>>53235468
how was it?
>>53235588
It was pretty great ngl fa͏m
I'll keep this thread alive
m.detik.com/finance/read/2016/01/07/133948/3112880/1036/ifx-jet-tempur-made-in-ri-di-atas-sukhoi-35-dan-f-16
According to our loval news korea will teach us 100 % to make the jet fighter. Wow
LFS
F
S
>>53240402
corea-senpai is a good role model tbhwy they always help everyone
>just came back from animu
>indon girl said she was sleepy when we were watching
>I was about to say "you can rest on my shoulders, if you want"
I was too pussy to tell her that ;_;
Good morning
>>53245941
How are you supposed to tell that to an imaginary girl?
>>53246330
>You're now only going to sleep.
Good night.
>>53246330
b-b-baka, she's not imaginary as far as I know...
aoaoaoaooaoaoaoaoa
>>53247699
drink darjeeling tea as a way to revoke your insult to me
>>53231984
>she's a firm believer of Islam
>she doesn't wear hijab though
>and slags around with random limeys
kek
>>53248026
Philippines pls
>>53248233
fyrom pls
>>53247911
teacuck pls
>>53248265
>>53248966
rude all of you
>>53249960
DJ Ling pls
Your tea is getting cold
Solarmet porgi esian
>>53250772
Sugeng enjang mas dab
>>53251064
Sugeng enjang uga masbro
>>53250014
m-my tea might be cold, but it will just turn into icetea!
Thank you all for no impersonating of me for an entire day
Now that you mentioned it...
>>53251586
It's springtime, I can't have you going cold on me!
>>53251793
No problem m8
Pls stop, it ain't funny anymore
>>53252461
No really, just stop it.
Mornin /asean/
Praise Illias
>>53253724
Any source on this lineart?
>>53227849
thanks mr skeltal
>>53253904
I got it from /vg/ but i dont know who drew this
>"no jaywalking here"
>everybody cross the road right by the sign
>"no littering"
>entire place covered in garbage and cigarette butts
>"no on/off-loading here"
>van we are in literally loads people off right next to the sign infront of police
>"no parking here"
>entire sidewalk full of parked cars
Explain this shit
>>53253724
She looks malnourished.
>>53254404
She's hungry for faith lad
>>53252691
You stop it
http://strawpoll.me/6477933
VOTE
O
T
E
No tounging of anuses this time
>the Communist Hans are on your doorstep
>they are here to subjugate and take everything
What will you do?
>>53254298
those signs are just suggestions
>>53254573
I voted dutdut for this so all is as planned
>>53254563
Why da fuck do you care anyway?
>>53254298
Flips only notice it when people don't follow it.
Thus complains like sissy bitches on the internet. Making a mountain out of a hill.
>>53254815
What's the matter?
>>53254573
Wreck havoc in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou using VBIED. Organise the Uyghurs into few battalions, create instability from within.
>a daily reminder to choose your "friends" carefully
>>53254929
Shhh..you'll get accused of penoy pried for that.
>>53254542
I can't
>>53254573
Use WhatsApp to summon in my hoard of rempit friends. They will whoop chink and commie ass.
>this is what happened to Muslim Uyghur in China
>>53255306
Until the commies start shooting. But by then I got the fuck out of that country with my valuables.
>this is what happened to commies who face two Filipino soldiers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ65JipxGr8
>>53255262
>Make Malaya an even tinier SEA dick than it already is.
>Borneo is several times further from Malaya.
Why Thailand. Why.
Why do you brit hate communism? It was great in Russia. Free houses, free medicine and education of high quality, great industry and science. People in Russia miss the USSR and hate Gorbachev.
>>53255608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8LtQhIQ2AE
Wow, look at this wonderful country everyone is so full-filled no wonder USSR lasted so long!!
Also, that is the good things that communists gave to Filipino civilians
>>53255756
>Wow, look at this wonderful country everyone is so full-filled no wonder USSR lasted so long
That's Perestroika times, there had been nothing like that before Gobrachev came.
>Also, that is the good things that communists gave to Filipino civilians
That doesn't mean that all communists are like that or those guys are real communists. They may just being gangs covering themselves with communist ideas.
>>53255608
because we founded liberalism and have reaped its benefits.
>>53255608
communism wasn't that bad in retrospect, especially when you have mostly benevolent rulers like Khrushchev.
Good night, sweet prince.
>>53256232
rip in peace american pedo man
we will always have the Eastwood Walk of Fame
>>53256013
True. Khrushchev did most of things right, Brezhnev's rule spoiled everything. With Khrushchev policy of openess of Russia and ceasing of censorship USSR could win the Cold War. He also gave people mass free houses and thought about providing the same policy on cars and develop a light industry (clothes, electronics, food) on a new scale. But Brezhnev couped Khrushchev and put all the resources on arming the army.
>>53256690
what's your favourite anime, this is important
>>53255913
Btw Marx lived in London for most of his life.
>>53256761
Hayao Miyazaki movies, especially Porco Rosso and Spirited Away.
>>53255331
oh no~~
Kontol gan
>>53257000
>>53255756
You say that, but the brand of communism/Maoism that plagued SEA during the Cold War can never truly gain a foothold there in the foreseeable future because people here have in fact learned the hard way that it can lead to shit if the system is run by already misguided people. Malaysia, the Phillipines and Thailand had communist insurgencies, Indonesia had massive communist purges under Suharto, and Cambodia was royally fucked under Pol Pot.
At best the most enduring elements that you could clump with communism are the occasional socialist-like welfare policies and semi-controlled economy instituted by autocratic SEA governments that are, paradoxically, more likely to be right-leaning. Even traditionally communist Vietnam is forced to liberalise its economy after the disaster of its planned economy in the late-70s and early-80s. Just about the only country that can be considered communist is Laos, and they're still slow to adapt out of it despite the acute poverty and corruption.
Mata
Tainga
Ilong
Bibig
Siko
These are names for body parts in Tagalog. Indons, can you guess what are they?
>>53257281
I miss eating those donuts, except the oreo bat one
>>53257008
>>53257000
She does literally eats a dick?
>>53257340
>tfw no dunkin donuts here
>>53257394
Yes
>>53257340
Limited edition for Halloween only? I like the simple glazed one.
>>53257473
That's Krispy Kreme tho
>>53257281
>>53257340
>>53257473
>Eat a dunkin donut once
>Got diabetus
>>53257281
Mata = Eyes = Mata
Tainga = Ear = Telinga
Ilong = Nose = Hidung
Bibig = Lips = Bibir
Siko = Elbow = Siku
?
Anyone eaten here for memes' sake?
>>53257473
Don't you have Krispy Kremes there?
>Dunkin Donuts
I prefer Mister Donuts desu
>>53257600
was just about to head out
>>53257583
Yes you got that right
>>53257600
>Falafel
Sounds haram
I haven't tried it desu nor is there a nearby shop like that here
>>53257707
Eat there and post pic as proofs
>>53257717
That was really from Tagalog? I know that their numbers are very similar to Bahasa, but they get their "Selamat Pagi" has very much different meaning
>>53257574
>>53257641
No donut shops here. Only bakeries here where you can buy these.
>>53257830
wew lad,I'm just gonna buy food at a karenderia and eat back here
>>53257845
>>53257910
>has croquettes
>still complaining about having no donuts
...
>>53257132
>Pol Pot
>Communist
His ideas were really weird and far from marxism as far as possible.
>>53255331
>this is blood
>>53257583
Spot on
allahu ackbar
![12093500_537477299733351_788729405_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3v2W3YZ.jpg "12093500_537477299733351_788729405_n[1].jpg")
>>53257281
>not uploading higher quality cards
>>53258104
H-how did you get your flag flipped, my Indon freind
You hacker! tell me!!
>>53258104
Ala who snackbar
>""""""Malaysian"""""" Borneo
>>53258186
>"Borneo"
>>53258132
H-how?
>>53258236
>>53258186
Kalimantan t.bh f.am
>>53258300
Developer Tools in Chrome
>>53258148
don't hack anon,it's bad
I don't want to see you in jail
>>53258132
I wanna dunk my dick in her donut, ifuknowwhatimean
>>53258669
not gonna work, those are not munchkins
>>53258730
At least let me stick my Long John in her donut.
![12394216_412967778902201_1566609677_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uhr1QRN.jpg "12394216_412967778902201_1566609677_n[1].jpg")
L A U R A T H R E A D
A
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A
bea
>>53259008
/pinoy/ threads are dead m80
That and there has been no new flip waifuposting edition since last year
Iniwan ka na ng eroplano
>>53259345
Dr. Pavel?
Okay lang baby,huwag kang magbago
>>53259395
ang laki mong tao
>>53259434
para sa yo
>>53259473
parte ba ng plano mo ang mahuli?
>>53259524
NAMAN!
>>53259555
eh di wow,nahuli ka,bigyan ng jacket ang puta
at ano naman ang sunod na hakbang ng plano mo?
>>53259615
pabagsakin ang eroplanong ito na walang mabubuhay
Noontime reminder that I'll be @ eton centris tonight working while you rich neets are having fun this friday night.
Allahuakbar lads
>>53259847
friday prayers lad? How many times will they denounce the Great Satan (America) in the sermon?
![12224481_942566049156083_733409055_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ts2DgLD.jpg "12224481_942566049156083_733409055_n[1].jpg")
>>53260019
This is not Iran you're talking about
>>53259847
is arabic your national language?
>>53260196
No. Only Malay is the national language. Even English is not the national language.
REMINDER TO PAY YOUR TAXES AS EARLY AS JANUARY
>Need mo money for dem programs (socialized housing)
>Mo funds for Roxas campaign
>>53260375
>old bills
>>53260375
>tfw no significant sources of income
>tfw work is work
>>53260019
>prayer
There is only one God, and his name is Allah.
Allah please guide my lottery ticket to victory
TAKBIR!
>>53260486
>lotto
Let the force guide your slashes on the lotto ticket
Have you get your Pinay maid /ASEAN/?
Does netflix has something to do with jews?
>>53260486
please buy all of us 4chan passes if you win
![10655050_511790178999331_609068471_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vaxZn8K.jpg "10655050_511790178999331_609068471_n[1].jpg")
>>53260619
>heels not touching the ground
>>53260606
Sure, its just $20 each for all the Flips in this thread
But you guys need to send my lotto ticket your energy
\o/
>>53260599
the jews own netflix and the movies in it.
>>53260689
>energy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>53260689
pass please
\0/
>>53260698
Thanks Im not supporting the streaming jew like every good goyin my kikebook
![12394189_1533772803616068_1237371267_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ki7bNiw.jpg "12394189_1533772803616068_1237371267_n[1].jpg")
Jesus Christ Niña! Stop using HDR on all your photos!
>>53260986
>having ñ in your name
>>53227664
What kind of bird is this?
WE WUZ JESUS N SHIEEET
When's the Nazarene festivities again where the black Jesus followers acts like a nigger killing each other in the process in Manila.
>>53261083
woah! You sure showed us your edginess there, m8. Very funny! XD
>>53261083
He died for our sins
They dieded trying to get a piece of him
>>53261083
tips salakot*
saw Force Awakens the other day.
Seemed like a glib facsimile of A New Hope.
![IMG_1103[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fDlPfym.jpg "IMG_1103[1].jpg")
>>53261015
fight me irl
putang ina Dr.Pavel, ang tagal mong dumating.
>>53261361
is that new leak of Dr. Stranger?
>>53261361
hindi siya mag-isa
>>53260019
You just did the friday prayer right buddy?
>>53261636
no. it's from the hit series, The Walking Viking.
>>53261640
punyeta naman o. hindi ka pwedeng magdala ng mga kaibigan, shet.
>>53261900
Hindi ko sila kaibigan
>>53261935
at bakit ko naman sila tatanggapin?
>>53262159
Sinubukan nilang isako ang iyong premyo. Nagtratrabaho sila para sa mersenaryo, yung naka-maskara.
>>53262228
Beyn?
![874ed202a1ebba3996f2423dce8bb151[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/elzBD2E.jpg "874ed202a1ebba3996f2423dce8bb151[1].jpg")
March 30 and the triangle will be completed
>>53262228
Bein?
how do I court an asean gf lads?
>>53262484
sue her
Why is Heneral Luna very shitty? Relative to other local movies, it's good but if we compare it with other foreign Oscar movies, it's 4/10. I can forgive the technical limits but the script itself is very bad. Pacing is bad. Actors act like parodies of the characters they portrayed.
>>53262538
I thought that she needs to file a demand first.
>>53261083
We do the same here in Cebu only this time its for loli jesus
>>53262484
join Islam brother
>>53262593
what a nice place to sell some Ala Hu snackbar!
>>53262542
>INCucks buttblasted about Heneral Luna making more than Felix Manalo
^Is this good bait, /asean/?
I hate white people
>>53262542
MGA TRAYDOOOOR *pew pew pew*
TRAYDOOOOOOOOOOR *pew pew*
>>53262656
>he thinks it's bait
I'm flattered ngl. Watch it, the t0rrent is floating around by now.
>>53262612
Do I need to learn Arabic?
>>53262542
Cause Memeluna acts like Memeterte who just use foul language which adds nothing of good value to the movie.
>>53262656
Is someone spouting blasphemy here?
Not on my watch
>>53262703
you don't need to know the translation, as long you can spell it it's okay brother
>>53262542
yeah the movie itself was okay in terms of quality but its not Oscar worthy tier.
People these days just responds well if someone acts like some Nazi general or "siga" we see that rarely these days in our cinemas
>>53262723
The last half of the movie is actually much better than the first but with some cringey dialogues here and there.
>Felix Manalo
>The film's cinematic release is 175 minutes in length while the 6-hour version will be included in the DVD release.
Gonna watch that tbqh. Although I heard it's a very boring movie.
>>53262814
yeah. Can't wait for part two though.
Should I sign up and turn my house a porn studio?
![NBI[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PFHYxJQ.jpg "NBI[1].jpg")
>>53262909
of course
>>53262947
P-P-please I dindu nuffin
![10153029_192534427757953_6251653622751563362_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/taHjbEh.jpg "10153029_192534427757953_6251653622751563362_n[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_r1q224Vb4
Speaking of flip movies, anybody watched this? Is it good?
Reminder to vote for the UPenn Graduate Mar Roxas and the LGBT leader Leni Robredo.
OTJ for me, still is the best modern product of our local film industry.
I've seen Joel Torre perform on a theater before and he's so damn good.
>>53262947
S-stop stalking me with your black vans, the jig is up!
Indos are literally muslim nazis
>>53263146
rude desu famfam
>>53263084
wait, why is the trailer uploaded by TIFF removed? It had >250k views. Something is wrong here.
>>53263084
Looks like a sad movie. Will it make you cry?
>>53259847
>People are still building mosques with big ass onion domes and too many minarets.
Seriously, when are these guys going to move on from Arthur B. Hubback's/Arabic design cues and return to designing pyramids? Nusantaran mosques used to be cool.
did some of you ever visit the >>>/trash/ bin?
>>53263244
And yes, a Britbong actually designed pic related. In the 1910s. The funny thing is that it's not even very Arabic in origin. It's an architectural style from British India.
>>53263146
Muslims from Indonesia are generally less religiously nutty than over here, mostly because they're still culturally isolated and haven't been exposed enough to Saudi Arabian Wahhabism.
>>53263334
Even the questions board is more interesting than going to that board.
>>53263408
why did gooky deleted /qa/?
>>53263484
Redundant and pointless
>>53263398
They are baby eating nazi muslims that want to steal our height
desu just butthurt because they stole west guinea
lads, what's the code for cash IRL?
My friend is selling me an original Iphone 6 for 5k pesos
Problem it's locked.
How do you unlock it though?
>>53263677
You buy the iPhone 5 key lmao XDDDDD
>>53263677
>locked
Most likely it's stolen.
Why not have him bring it to the nearest Apple store to be unlocked?
>>53263652
Job
>>53263677
vote for dutdut
>>53263652
dis a hol up
>>53263677
send your address to [email protected]
>>53263620
Height? The fuck?
Did you happen to meat Indons that want to be like their backwards ass kebab brothers in the Mideast?
>>53263722
Here or abroad?
>>53263744
>rises to 2 star
Sold my old piece of shit car for $900 lads
What should I do with the money?
