pakis out edition
moz
cara
good edition
What is the actual need to make the threads so early?
crayon pop
>>53224603
t. janny
me and the gf
Maisie
gf just sent me this
What percentage of brits sound posh?
Baby i am plump and ripe
Im sweeter than sheperds delight
Sweet like honeysuckle late at night
>>53224560
She was at a Xmas party, her "unique" feature were accentuated by all the relatively normal people around here
For the first time I honestly believe she is a 6/10 at best
black slags in
Need a boyfriend with a cute mouth to cum in and then snog immediately after lads.
>>53224634
please be in london
>>53224603
>obediently following the rules that were placed only upon /brit/ and not any other general
off you go to /cum/ or something if you don't like it cucks
Give me a darkie missus
NIGGER LOVERS OUT
>>53224677
weirdo
>>53224637
all southerners 30%
>>53224563
i like your edition.
was watching a gangbang porn and one of the men's cumshots looked like marmalade or something
bit disgusting 3bh
>>53224668
bit gay that
Said I had a doctors appointment to my boss to get out if work early today desu
time to sleep lmao
>>53224716
Girl on the right looks like me
btm im a girl
Londoners should have their own general and fuck off desu
>>53224677
>got gf
>literally wont' be able to see her outside of class until next saturday
JUST
>>53224676
but it actually turned out to be decent
no need to make a new thread after 300 posts
>>53224733
>picture of an asian (or is it a black man) on the phone.png
>>53224766
oh god not this vile specimen again
>>53224773
no need to reveal yourself janny
heh ... australia mentioned
Fresh pic of poleaboos waifu
>>53224759
looks like the government has decided to switch on the internet for the north so they can use their 1 hour daily allowance lads
>>53224772
FONT FOYT
>>53224759
>londoners leave
>suddenly /brit/ is paki free
>>53224811
Horse. A literal 4/10.
>risking going into prison for bestiality
lol pakis
>>53224745
i dont belieb you
>>53224811
Called the detective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg&ab_channel=SmashingPumpkinsVEVO
don't you wish you were an american in 1979
Really want a qt shy black gf
Gary
>>53224912
yes?
>>53224563
this is why pakis and afghans are shit:
http://www.nytimes.com/video/world/asia/100000004108808/the-killing-of-farkhunda.html
sometimes when i cum after a night of heavy drinking i literally cripple myself when i ejaculate
>>53224901
>black
>is clearly more white
>still a minger
haha
nth for /balt/
>>53224947
>white
>is clearly a beta
>still a virgin
haha
>>53224912
gimmick noted
>>53224715
do you count west country as southern? because theyre not posh
>>53224631
good lad
I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sir Danks-a-lot” and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
James
>>53224943
ive never had a wank while really drunk
need to give it a shot
*quietly enters*
*looks around at the occupants*
*nods approvingly*
*jots notes down on notepad*
*leaves*
>>53224947
Gaybod
>>53224974
it exceeding difficult because you cant focus on it
>>53224971
Yes?
>>53224974
Takes for fucking ever mate
>>53224959
Someones upset I insulted their shitfu
>>53224959
t. triggered
Good day for Poleaboo
GARY!
>>53224943
It always stings like fuck when I piss after wanking drunk.
been meaning to start this essay for a good two hours now
>>53225052
mmm?
sixth time this week
>>53224974
It always stings like fuck when I piss after wanking drunk.
>>53224974
it would probably be messy
>>53225036
what rank are you
>>53225052
lmao you dont understand the gimmick
fucking ignoramus get some class
Chris
>>53225034
who dat
snapchat name?
Anyone here thinking of leaving the country when their older?
I'm thinking either Hong Kong or Singapore.
any of you lads watching agdq?
Might put a cucumber up my arse.
>the lads on /polska/ referred to Poleaboos waifu as a "pale nigger" and "Sid from Ice Age"
>>53224997
>>53225009
is it the same with sexual intercourse
>>53225131
i'd just like somewhere hot i think. hate winter tbd
>Speaks in the third person
>Dangerously bipolar, has two personalities, can go from extremely grateful and appreciative to violent and screeching within moments
>Pities himself, hates himself
>Stalks people
>Pathetic, commits disgusting acts in public and private
>Smells rotten
>Obsessed with something he considers precious
lads, why is Ribena so weird?
>>53225122
Wish I knew mate, found her on a random tumblr
>>53225140
>agdq
that's not even a word lad
>>53225107
8, fell from 6 trying to finish a quest yesterday
Hit rank 1, 3, 3 in the last 3 seasons
>>53225131
Hong Kong is nice but I wouldn't wanna live there tbf
>>53225165
>t. Poleaboo
>>53225165
>Smells rotten
you don't know that
any of you lads watching gtzq?
>>53225107
level 4 imam
>>53225195
awesome games done quick m8
speedrun stream for charity
>>53225131
Would like to live somewhere either really cold or really hot in the middle of nowhere in Burgerland, Leafland or Bruceland desu
browsing r/TheRedPill hahah
>>53225165
>violent and screeching within moments
Don't remember this but it sound kekworthy.
>>53225225
you fucking stink of piss and rotting vegetables lad
>>53225131
hong kong singapore or australia
>browsing r/TheRedPill hahah
>>53225034
wish she was under my tree on xmas dey
>>53225165
Posts like this are what make me apprehensive about meeting him.
redpill me on ribena lads
>had a dream
>getting sexy with a girl
>keep fucking up she keeps getting annoyed
>eventually she just goes on instagram and pretends to ignore me
J-just like real life
>>53225246
after the manchester fiasco he threatened to stab us all and called us cockroaches
was very lel
>>53225249
Maybe a few months ago but Poleaboo has been a toilet user since late September
>>53225306
why would you meet him you mong? he's clearly psychotic.
redpill me on the janny lads
>>53225275
whats wrong with you
why have you suddenly started behaving like this
its unseemly
bluepill me on the EU guys
You'll laugh at me but I need to get this off my chest.
Ruined things with this Indian girl from Ireland that I was chatting up. She was fucking perfect, cute, intelligent, a bit weird, massively my type.
We were talking about her family back in India (she went to visit them over Christmas) and how they live and I wrote 'DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS' and she thought I was being racist.
Yeah. It all escalated from there. I'm not even racist desu but she was really sensitive about it.
>>53225131
Not when I'm older but when i'm about 23 yeah.
I want to go to asia, but not to one of the more orderly/developed countries like HK or Singapore, more like Cambodia or India or China for a couple years.
lads I need your help once again
can you tell me what is being said at
https://youtu.be/uBp18wJFPKk?list=LLON30DcF-I-koyiR2_KK6dg&t=486
8:07 "I have a [INAUDIBLE] that the idea that the Iraq war..."
https://youtu.be/wI21JyzgBYo?list=ULj4aMiEPju7A&t=252
4:12
>your daughter, I don't think it [INAUDIBLE] 500 pounds
https://youtu.be/oXLE-Om3SKs?list=ULwI21JyzgBYo&t=36
0:36
>when you say something that has like, any little bit of [fercieshesness?? how the fuck do you spell that] in it
https://youtu.be/_ZxyGyHFF28?t=225
3:45
>because of the [handy little hammers? wtf] and others out there
I mean, damn, I'm usually pretty good at understanding TV shows, but sometimes I just can't hear shit
I know, I know, a lot of you folks are probably /pol/acks who will shit on me for watching this show, but still
>>53225329
all my sexual dreams are also incredibly unfulfilling
>>53225340
>DESIGNATED PISSING BOTTLES
>>53225131
>>53225161
>>53225206
>>53225238
>>53225262
>>53225368
Why the FUCK are you abandoning your homeland in her time of need?
Traitorous cucks the lot of you.
>>53225367
>Ruined things with this Indian girl
stopped reading there famalam
>>53225131
>their older
Fuck off
>>53225165
>being on any board on 4chan
>calling others weird
When's your next meeting with your psychiatrist?
>>53225367
indians aren't a race.
>>53225399
he's literally smeagol
>>53225388
it's sunk mate
i'd rather hop off than inevitably go down with the ship
>>53225350
i don't have any friends
>>53225367
This never happened
>>53225388
woah woah woah I was saying not to move to Hong Kong you nervous nelly
>>53225238
brits get bored here becuase of our "lack of culture". we dont even know what that means. inb4 abusive replies.
Wew, didn't think I'd get a reply
>>53225444
you dont need any
>i'm a loser and blame the country i live in rather than myself
>>53225335
Literally the equivalent to Gollums "betrayal" by Frodo in Two Towers.
>>53225388
the pakis have won.
Come to where the homeland thrives
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/brits-taking-over-perths-north/story-e6frg12c-1226431560522
>>53225386
>404: memory not found
lol at this bitch
>>53225466
you're like America. everything is an artificial glib facsimile.
>>53225466
>we dont even know what that means
there's literally nothing for bloody miles and drugs are expensive
>>53225395
>Fuck off
I made one spelling mistake and I get castrated?
Got anything better to do with your life?
>>53225476
perfect opener mate, couldn't put it better myself
Put my CV on totaljobs and CVLibrary the other day and woke up to 4 missed calls from employers/agents
>>53225373
lads please respond
I feel like shit because of this
>>53225367
>Ruined things with this Indian girl
good lad
>>53225131
ive been to singapore and thought it was very nice. especially if you like warm weather. dont key any cars though because the police will literally whip you if youre caught.
>>53225486
>it's my fault i wasn't alive at the time we decided to let in pakis after ww2
>it's my fault everybody else voted blair and let in even more pakis and pc
just posted a status:
Great picture
>you're like America. everything is an artificial glib facsimile
>>53225536
how do cvs even work
mine would literally just be my a levels and degree
*while no one is looking i get up from my egg chair and pretend to stretch*
right i'll just use the loo real quick lads
*walks over to the Caps Lock Switch*
*looks around*
*turns it on AND BREAKS THE SWITCH*
HAHA ABSOLUTELY DEVILISH, LADS.
>>53225510
fuck off with your big fancy words
>>53225544
>dont key any cars though
>>53225476
lottie you're a hottie
>>53225466
Probably because you're all thick, simple cunts whose heads have been baked from the unnatural heat who can only dig rocks and grill meat and do other simple tasks and luckily you have managed to eke out an economy and a culture from these things.
Look how few good novelists, bands, painters, composers, films, etc come from Australia despite it being a large third world country.
When you go to lab and there's nobody there wahey
>>53225592
it's "lottie you hottie" you fucking retard
U AINT EVEN LORD OF YA YARD
>>53225629
i do believe thats a gimmick
choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XjejPJvQP4
need my medium cock sucked
i be on the street tryna re
they tryna get a retweet
all these ring traps no naps
why won't they let me sleep
>>53225643
i (along with another unnamed casanova) pioneered it so dont you dare question me on it
>>53225565
Put all your extracurricular activities, placements, internships and summer jobs in there
t. turbonormie
new MDE lads but its a charls one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXpmirTs5bE
why is it that in 90% of profiles on okcupid, women say something about how sarcastic they are or how much they love sarcasm? don't get it desu
>extracurricular activities, placements, internships and summer jobs
>hating on australia
they are literally our cousins. GOAT ally.
>>53225565
>not starting your own business
enjoy being a wageslave lmao
doin a poo
>>53225657
that was me
Yesterday I dreamed I was gay, i never had an erection with boys, or another gay thing...
i don't know if i'm bi or just was a bad dream
i jerk off my dick with hetero porn and with lesbian porn
what am i?.
Anyone got any good multiple creampie videos I should watch?
>>53225476
>>53225729
haha
>>53225732
zZzZzZ well then you should be able to retell it verbatim you dummy
alri lads? haven't been here since last year lmao, any new memes?
>>53225734
14cm dick
got 3 hours of sleep lads
haha
>>53225781
Yeah mate your mum haha
>>53225734
a fag
>>53225713
Only on 4chan, Aussies irl couldn't care less about the UK, they're trying to get away from their anglo/commonwealth identity.
>>53225781
>haven't been here since last year
why not
listening to SOAD
>>53225797
nobody asked
Look at her fucking mates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-4znZWcjH4
>>53225781
ur mam
>>53225817
>they're trying to get away from their anglo/commonwealth identity
only some of them, a lot are still pretty firmly pro-Commonwealth
>>53225817
>Aussies irl couldn't care less about the UK, they're trying to get away from their anglo/commonwealth identity.
thats just a meme tBh.
>>53225820
Rasheed
>>53225827
5/10
>>53225819
mind your own business cunt.
x
>>53225817
well shit, look at the state of you lot and Europe. Why would we want to associate with a bunch of muslim appeasers?
we stopped the boats you havent
god damn
you just like my chain
you just like the swing
>>53225827
BELFAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>listening to SOAD
>>53225827
Beta orbiters
>>53225399
>When's your next meeting with your psychiatrist?
mine is in a couple of weeks desu
What's FUT like on Fifa 16 lads? Never done it before
>>53225874
ok sensitive sam
>>53225836
JOY
American here
top 10 bro countries:
>1. Australia
>2. Canada
>3. New Zealand
>4. USA
>5. Denmark
>6. Netherlands
>7. Nepal
>8. South Africa
>9. Switzerland
>10. Japan
>9001. France
>9002. Saudi Arabia
>9003. Scotland
>
>>53225836
can you stop changing your name so it's easier to filter your constant drivel please? at least get a trip
Lmao
>>53225893
wat have you guys been diagnosed with
>>53225874
A lot of people here wish we could have your immigration system though.
>>53225827
god brits are such faggots
>>53225937
normieitis
>>53225925
>the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""country"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of Scotland
>>53225937
DAMPP tbqh senpai thought my psych was takin the mick
>>53225937
the meme disease (depression)
>>53225865
>>53225859
Really?
This >>53225874 is the Aussie mindset towards the UK now.
It's a shame, we were close but we're going in separate directions and have been for a long time. The next generation of Aussies and Brits will have even less in common with each other than we do.
wouldnt mind being maths professor with tenure in a comfy uni research setting tBh
Reminder that people who are brave enough to see a psychiatrist are normies.
>>53226009
alright then nerd
>>53225925
>9003. Scotland
fuck off juan
>i study lots of different numbers
>>53225165
People with bipolar don't have two personalities you stupid cunt, we go from manic to major depression.
Poleaboo is definitely not bipolar. People with bipolar are very charasmatic when they are manic.
t. bipolar
kek
>>53226020
this. i'm 27 and too nervous to even phone up to get a doctors appointment.
>>53225373
a-alright, i guess i'll have to ask /cum/
>>53225940
Well maybe you should listen to Farage then.
>>53225994
Nah, my city is chocker block full of poms. We have good banter amongst us. We're still close lad.
>>53226040
scotland has ruined our country by inspiring cataloonies to crave sweet pointless independence and f-ing us in the a in the process
want a gf who collects wrestling toys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uawg_fsrLcA
>>53226061
god i hope i don't turn into you when i'm older
>>53226118
no offense haha
>>53226083
m8 i can't be bothered with that shit
>>53225925
Scotland isn't a country.
dont have much sympathy for those with supposed mental illnesses
>>53226110
probably live 2 miles from her i'm having heart palpitations HELP
>>53225976
>laughing at your ancestors
Bad lad
>>53226159
i imagine irish people get very bitter that more people think scotlands a country than people think ireland is
>>53225373
>8:07
maybe "i was there"
>>53226118
You won't, you'll be a unique person with your own reasons for being pathetic
Had a dream about the VERY cute central European girl who works at kfc
>>53226089
its a load of shit though isnt it?, you guys arent going to give them it even if they vote in favour right?
>>53226183
her name is hayley
>>53226055
>people will pledge about $100 for a funny video
amazing
>>53226224
good post
>>53226202
No not really. Btw I support Basque independence.
>>53225373
>4:12
maybe "doesnt sound"
>>53226258
Basque independance makes perfect sense. They aren't Indo-Europeans.
Alri lads?
>>53226228
depends on who gets into power, we're gonna have a coalition government or another election, if the lefty coalition gets in they'll give em a referendum, if the PP and Citizens get in it'll be a devomax situation
>>53226280
not any more
>>53225373
1. no clue (stairsharly?)
2. sends out (i think)
3. facetiousness
4. handy little hammers (not sure what he meant by that)
>>53226258
sorry man just tryna rustle some jimmies, i'm a brit abroad but i'm studying politics (meme-tier) here so ask anything you want about the political sitch of spain and i'll try give you a proper answer.
>get answerphone message from recruitment agent
>sounds fit
>google her
>she's fit as fuck
>scared to call back now
might have a cheeky nap
not sure though x
NIGE
>>53226280
It was all going so well
>>53225373
>0:36
facetiousness
>>53226329
what makes a nap "cheeky"?
>>53225994
well he's got a point you haven't stopped the boats.
>The next generation of Aussies and Brits will have even less in common with each other than we do.
i've pondered this for a while and i believe this is completely wrong.
imo our strongest link is derived from the sports we share which isn't on the decline, and if anything will increase as A-League football is increasing here (and furthermore premiere league). cricket's still the national sport and isn't going anywhere which just reinforces our ties, then you've got rugby which is a safe 3rd for most popular sport (after AFL).
there are other factors such as:
- we're still taught traditional english
- the ethos of our private schools are identical to your public (private?) schools
- migration between our 2 nations are still huge
- our culture (which is embraced universally) is heavily entwined with yours (you can see this in the mutual use of slang here on /brit/ -> "wahey", etc).
is australia drifting towards american influence? of course but what country isn't? i however contend that we've started to reach an equilibrium. i mean ask yourself why we come to /brit/ and not /cum/? i've seen it numerous times but we just get on a significantly lot better with poms/kiwis than we do the americans and canadians.
>>53226204
>>53226264
>>53226308
>>53226342
thank you lads
well i guess when even native speakers aren't sure of what's being said you can definitely say that the people in the video are inarticulate fucks
>>53226357
the same thing that makes a nandos cheeky
yanks eh? when will they learn.
austrailians r gay ha aha
>>53226388
>native speakers
don't think any of those aussies speak yank tbqh
frogs? i've been calling em chazzwozzers
Mummy just came up and told me she's very proud of me learning the guitar and she can hear it down stairs
didn't ask her how much GBP it was worth but i'll be having tendies tonight
>>53225373
try clicking the "cc" closed caption button
>>53224634
>Reading her BBC article
Sort of bitter-sweet really. Shit that something like that just happened to her but at the same time remarkably admirable the way she persevered regardless.
And here I am complaining about no gf all the time yet making no real effort to get one when I really stand a far greater chance than her of ever acquiring a partner.
Okay /Seriouspost
Back to the Gimmicks lads.
