not porn edition
Maisie
nth for not cara
hey lads
*quotes everyone ITT*
(you)
>>53211522
stop teasing hanz
>>53211403
Haha, what do you mean lad?
Me on the left.
*learns you were concerned about my feelings and blushes*
alri lads im literally coming to england in march
think i might spark some banter and purchase a full leicester city kit...
walk around pronouncing like how a yank would pronounce it while wearing it as well. likechester
Kindle has packed in lads, FMLLLLLL, had nearly finished two books I was reading as well
>>53211517
>>53211534
haha oh dead woops!
good posts lads
I'm doing a (you)
*quotes you*
>>53211568
Good lad
>>53211552
Finish them on your computer or phone
>>53211550
Hello Todd Margaret.
>>53211456
yeh it is
it wasan australian who convinced her to post
>>53211552
well lad thats what you get for being a pleb
Is the university of brimingham any good?
>>53211550
*gets stabbed*
>>53211618
that's a weird looking boipussy
>>53211585
Can someone explain this meme to me?
Who is he and what's his story?
>>53211606
top 20 of uk I guess? make of that what you will
hahaha
>>53211550
Are you local?
>>53211585
Christ, it looks so weird when mirrored
>>53211618
minge looks kinda fake, like a Korean popstats face
>>53211552
How old was it?
>>53211618
>>53211651
JANNY
>>53211643
Chav is more embarrassing...
>>53211675
Hello darling
>>53211675
shut up leafboy
let us have nice things
>>53211651
>qt redhead
>pale white skin
>neat, flawless pussy
would
>>53211651
>>53211618
pretty fuckable ayyy
>>53211700
I would never actually report it, I just like typing in all caps :)
anyone in here lift? i drink too much on weekends i think to ever look good. if i have to give up one its going to be lifting
>>53211699
JANNY HELP
PURGE
DELETE
JANNNNNNNNNNNNNY
>>53211699
what the fuck is this
>>53211699
>shitskins
ew
Room for one more
>>53211708
>>53211712
Yeah, bet she's an absolute sket in bed as well
memes aside though lads that hole is so inviting
Lads are the star wars films actually good? Thinking about giving episode 4 5 and 6 another go.
Only watched them once a long time ago and remember not really caring that much for them
>>53211782
4 and 5 are good, 6 has its moments
>>53211768
>>53211749
How are you not banned yet
Should I arrange marriage a brown gril in the UK, get citizenship and move there?
How's the economy and shit there? Any better than here?
>>53211813
Janny is resting after a hard day's work
>Seeing these pics is reminding me I haven't been inside a pussy in 2 years
>I'm starting to forget what it felt like
REEEEEEEEE
>>53211782
ive always like them
theyre not on the same level as the force awakens for example, but theyre not bad
the whole plot of palpatine is pretty interesting tbf
>>53211814
please do NOT steal all of the muslim gfs
>>53211782
episode 1 is the best because bad red guy with double bladed lightsabre is super cool
>>53211830
Darth Maul is literally the worst star wars villain
>>53211651
>those disgusting saggy, pierced tits
ugh. shit taste
>There are people who voted no but still sing Flower of Scotland at sporting events
>>53211826
>>53211782
oh thought you were talking about the prequels
>>53211825
RON
balls ache
what happened to the jannies in all honesty lads? yuo can literally post hardcore porn on /int/ these days and it stays up for hours
>>53211850
Im a pajeet
>>53211825
font
how do i stop myself from cumming under 2 mins during sex?
>>53211858
Why not?
>>53211868
breakdowns
expect a recruitment drive soon
>>53211749
nice view 2bh
>>53211858
>Scottish people actually voted no to being a free country
>>53211877
has it always been a problem? one girl i had this problem with even though she wasn't that hot. my current gf I can last a good 10 minutes
you gotta just take your time real easy at first. let your dick adjust to the sensitivity
I'm uncut as well btw
socks on in bed
>>53211877
Have more sex?
all these deleted posts and pending ban requests
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkAAvDkj9k
>>53211892
There price of their Labour is 0 so they must have an unlimited supply
When does it all end lads? Ahaha
>>53211836
Good post
>>53211878
>Singing about beating your countrymen fighting and dying to defeat your oppressors 100s of years ago
>Turn up to a local voting office and tick the NO option to undo every thing they stood for.
Utter Cucks.
>tfw I earn six figures just from speedrunning a few games
living the life
>>53211921
hi daquan
You can't catch me janny
>>53211749
That looks like it feels fucking amazing, for them both. Nice and tight, moist.
Perfect arse too
>tfw no gf who is willing to do cocaine and have sex while listening to DnB for hours
alri normies are back
CONCIERGE I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE
>>53211945
post face
>you will never have sex
>>53211549
xxoxoxoxxoxx
>>53211749
>You will never experience that point of view in your life
UKIP: a meme or actual party people take seriously?
Also how is the Labour party doing? Will James Cobryn ever become PM
got a couple of snappies from the gril lads
my plan is working hahaha
literally scared
COULD THE LOWEST PAID MEMBER OF STAFF PLEASE SEE TO A CLEANUP ON AISLE /brit/
>>53211957
Well the songs about prior to the act of union
>>53212004
lol at this whole post
>>53211969
ugly body
Will Scotland ever shake the shame of voting against their own independence?
what the fuck
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YeP78RHGLPg
>>53211929
janitors are more disposable that cum rags
>>53212023
>>53212044
>straight men put their mouth on this
ughhh
>>53212038
Just curious 2bh
>>53212044
Is that the tripfag who posted on /fa/ years back? Looks like her desu
>>53212056
>""""""""""men""""""""""
>>53212056
I put more than my mouth on that familie
>>53212056
Bent women do as well
tfw tried flushing a condom
won't flush lads, just floats there, taunting me. already true to flush it 6 times and it wont budge
>>53212045
Cocaine.... or amphetamines. The guy is a nutter.
>>53212068
Is that normal
>>53212076
it looks like her desu? is desu british slang for pussy?
Who /drives/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPf8AIobtE
Lads how do I find the clit?
Please respond quickly
>>53212089
Thats a fatty's couch lad.
>>53212086
Wrap it up in toilet paper.
>>53212068
would put my face in desu
>>53212085
Nice
A handful of those must feel like grabbing onto heavenly clouds
any porn?
>>53212108
top shelf in the left corner mate
>>53212068
Pos-op tranny pussy? Those are really tight, I recomend
>>53211969
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9KVIfpNG4w
>>53212125
would you guys really not just bury your face into that? i'd eat that asshole like a big mac
>>53212151
Wew lad
>>53212151
how does it feel being gay?
>>53212112
Would my average sized pecker do the trick
>>53212159
Would love to desu
its fucking 4am you dicks
why didn't anyone tell mw
I'm OUT
didn't see a link to this thread in the last one, what's going on?
>janny does a thankless task all for free
>hurr durr let's mock him
Fuck off
This is not like my animes at all.
Lads, just saw the gayest porn ever XD making me laugh how thinking how fucking camp these two lads were ahaha
>>53212159
who wouldnt?
>>53212151
fuck off monkey nigger
>>53212181
Jog on, janny
>>53212181
>>53212079
this
virtus forbids it
going to bed
and will post from there
and you can't stop me hahaha
>>53212159
I don't like eating pussy desu
seems weird and a bit bent to me ngl
>>53212190
i know lads that wouldn't go near a girls arsehole with their tongue
>>53212187
pretty gay lad.
>>53212210
alpha male detected
>>53212181
Do your job or no more hotpockets or tendons
>>53212163
>>53212164
>fucking a vagina
>gay
Watch that logic of yours, a trans vagina is still a vagina
>>53212196
does it make you sad that you can't really mock the janny any more since he's barely active?
>>53212210
rasheed
*drum beat intensifies*
I CAN FEEL IT
COMING
IN THE AAAIR TONIGHT
OH LORD
>>53212181
He hasn't done his task though, all that porn is still up
>>53212233
no because i dont have a dynamic ip atm
>>53212210
t. still a virgin
>>53212201
why are your posts always so basic post some fluent english for christ's sake
>>53212044
that looks delicious
i like stubble
did the dark ages really exist?
>>53212268
no why would I
>>53212268
thats his gimmick
it is cute
fuck off
Should I do a wank? All this lewd posting has got me in the mood
>>53212268
obviously comes here to improve his English
>>53212135
Fuck sake lad it wasn't there
>>53212159
I love eating assholes. My current GF hates it though. Absolutely disappointing.
>>53212159
Not sure about arseholes, might be a bit pooey. Only if she has a pink bootyhole and is definitely clean.
Would hungrily eat out a pussy though, if I ever have the chance.
>>53212267
I don't mind, in fact it turns me on.
Wouldn't even mind if she were alittle bowlegged.
>>53212296
need some help? :3
>>53212317
Sure
>>53212267
I've fucked girls and fingered them but I don't like eating pussy and no girl has ever insisted.
also betas who think they are "oral masters" and that sex is a trade & barter relationship are not one's to talk, seems embarrassing really
spent £7 on mcdonalds today
>>53212340
reported to Jackie 4chan for revealing you are a janitor
People that say they love eating pussy:
>people with tiny willies
>reddittors
making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass and I'm homebound
*piano*
>>53212213
that's fucked
i don't mind it. i know some guys who eat it like they're starving 2bh
>>53212340
hes done you again steve
>>53212340
I'm truly sorry. Could you link us your patreon?
>>53212369
what if im both
>>53212369
the most I've done is shove my face between a girls legs while she had some thin leggings on.
I like the smell but don't want her piss hole in my mouth.
>>53212378
have you seen the interview where she says she hates gays? haha
>>53212179
nevermind i figured it out
it was because the lad who posted the link also replied to a swede in his post and i've filtered swedes
>>53212384
bollocks to that for a lark ill just get quarterpounder and that
I'm better than all of you pondsc meets and students
t. JJB manager
>>53212403
yes lad its ok we;ve already establshied that you are an alpja
>>53212378
christ almighty kek
>>53212378
This is cp right
>>53212424
ARROGANT
*makes another basic blog post*
>>53212441
yeh lol
>>53212436
newcunt
>>53212436
No, she's fully legal
Her name's Monroe something I think
>>53212369
t. faggot
>>53212448
it's almost 6am hanz...
>>53212448
Avril Lavigne was a blog post?
>>53212436
No, but that's clearly the appeal
>>53212460
so then which is it lad, tiny penis or reddittor?
>>53212470
Who is Avril Lavigne
Who /baggytrousers/ here
>>53212455
T. Professional porn expert
nighty night boyos
>>53212473
the face carries a certain degree of the aforementioned appeal but he body certainly doesn't
>>53212485
don't live in a toxic waste dump i.e. the entire USA
>>53212501
lad she's like one of the most famous pornstars on the 'chon for obvious reasons
>>53212503
dont you dare assume my gimmick you worthless wretch
>>53212485
i hope you are not serious
>>53212378
Her bellydancing video is still to date the best non-sex porn video I've wanked to.
Literally perfect body.
>>53212478
Redditor. And what? Seriously, who doesn't like eating pussy?
>>53212509
I don't think I've ever cummed that much in my life, not even half
>>53212509
DELETE THIS
what do you guys have in your bathroom snack drawer at the moment?
used barbeque crisps and kinder buenos in mine but i started shitting in the shower so there's no need haha
>>53212495
Sorry was projecting there, totally forgot that other bitch did that song.
I'm the one that likes Avril Lavigne.
>>53212378
>You will never spunk all over her perfect tummy after some wild sex
Why even live.
GOODNIGHT LADS
>>53212545
Wait, how old are you
>>53212495
The cutest
>>53212524
I don't go on the porn boards, and its only been recently that this janitor anarchy has set in
>>53212542
i usually just eat my own shit to save on plumbing costs
>>53212509
Wow...... thats a small willy.
Thinking about emigrating to /cum/
What's it like
>>53212585
Anime is welcome
take that how you will
>>53212585
no don't go
>>53212583
tonsil or tongue base?
>>53212585
Shut
>>53212594
Be my gf pls
>>53212558
better
>>53212530
why do redditors even come here?
and its obvious who is by the pissy " oh lol 4chan is just my garbage dump so I can do whatever I like lol"
>>53212585
Fucking terrible
>>53212545
Ok thank you
>>53212585
full of tripfags
>>53212570
>tfw i'm thr same size as him
>>53212618
Hast du arbeite?
would you lads accept me as a refugee, I'm a big fan of the smiths new order and shiet
>>53212617
who the fuck asked you to post here you fucking icenigger
>go into a depression chat room
>they're all talking about gfs
Fucksake
>>53212638
>Anglels
>>53212654
what is your favourite smiths song? i shall judge you upon your response
>>53212657
wow rude
Just completed a wank
Might go to sleep now
>>53212684
100% english too, fuck my life
and they say being english isn't the worst thing in the world. at least i have my bants
>>53212686
Meat is murder
>>53212653
No
>>53212637
>>53212617
>>53212611
>>53212601
>>53212597
All of you, my dear friends, please read this post
>>53212618
>>53212657
>implying iceland is a bad poster
>>53212654
yes
>>53212689
ur welcome to stay too
might to a yank
>>53212706
Yeah OK Xiao Peng
>>53212594
Post steam
Favorite Genesis album?
this will decide who is worthy of taking on the title of patrician
pic for me
>>53212713
>my dear friends
r-really? :O
>go into anxiety chat
>they're also talking about gfs
Is there anything normies don't ruin
>>53212719
>Texans
>at least i have my bants
dont take anyone seriously that listens to metal
>>53212713
Es ist nicht schwer, zu NEET sein? Sind da bennies?
>>53212750
why not
>>53212649
i already know what you'll sound like 2bh. i'm assuming it's around the laryngopharyngeal area then?
what surgery are you having for it? hopefully not total laryngectomy
>>53212686
The Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
>>53212719
I don't want to get shot in libcuk land
I would like to go to Manchester, and I'll work hard and of course I would vote UKIP
>>53212756
haha californians are always butthurt when texas is mentioned or involved
must be a superiority complex, success breeds jealousy i guess haha
>>53212706
Englels have moderate to small willies unless you're part French or a Scot.
or Franco-Scot Auld Alliance master race.
>>53212779
i don't have many friends >.<
