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100 most common Japanese words
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1st for portugal
2nd for Portugirls
パンツ
>>53209360
>OP pict
>Drifters
いいね!
4th for my penis
酔ってる宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇宇魚津s
>>53209360
>日本語しゃべれないなら死ねよう
based portugal
>>53209360
おつです!
じゃあ、俺の仕事が終わったので、また明日皆さん。
>>53209569
Oyasuminasai, Portugal. I hope you have amai yume.
>>53209569
寝るな!
>>53209490
酔ってるヤツってなんでいつも今酔ってると宣言したがるのだろう
>>53209569
Sweet dreams, Alberto Barbosa
>>53209612
アメリカ人はそういう人から
>>53209569
おやすみなさい
よい夢を
>>53209643
その通りです
>>53209612
今酔ってるから多少の無礼は大目に見てね
という宣言なのだ
>>53209612
今酔ってるから、襲ってもいいよって誘ってるんだよ
im gay
>>53209813
どんだけ!?
>>53209683
ああ、これね
>>53209744
酔ってるBBAを犯したくなる
>>53209444
こういう瞳の色は何て呼ぶの?
>>53209852
JJIだったらどうするんだ
>>53209886
知りたくもないw
>>53209490
>tfw one day when my japanese skills improve, I will be relevant enough to set a name and be known in these threads, like 日本人じゃない, まゆゆ or 彼女が欲しい
>>53209833
ホモじゃない
ゲイだよ
>>53209871
Jade green? Forest green?
>>53210032
>wanting to be an attention whoring namefag
こんにちは、糞を呼んで下さい。神戸へ行きます。日本語の学院で勉強します。よろしくお願いします。Hey dudez call me 糞。I'm 18 and I've been studying Japanese since I 16. But since I haven't taken a college course yet, my Japanese knowledge is still very basic. I share a passion for Japan and I hope to get a long with some of you. My other passion in life is music. I play drums, guitar, bass, and piano a little bit. I love all genres of music, but my favorites are punk, metal, rap, emo, screamo, post rock, and math rock. I know, shit taste right? Anyways, since I'm open to all genres of music, if you feel like it, share me some of your favorite Japanese artists. I'd be happy to listen to them. Also I've been listening to a lot of Japanese bands recently. I know essentials like X Japan and The Blue Hearts. I'm really digging the Japanese 80's hardcore punk scene.
>>53210032
You can literally turn into a tripfag right now if you want.
>>53210136
top kek
>>53210115
とフィン童貞が言っております
>>53210177
:^)
>>53210136
神戸の人達可哀想
>>53210208
もうすぐ童貞じゃなくなるかもって
>>53210115
素人童貞!素人童貞じゃないか!
>>53210136
なんで糞なんだろう
汚いよ
>>53210235
そーなん?do you have any personal stories?
>>53210235
わろす
>>53210269
I can't think of a better name
>>53210312
じゃあひどいネーミングセンスだ
安物のクッキーは不味い
>>53210337
>クッキー読めない
>>53210312
糞尿愛好症患者発見
>>53210312
Then 米 is your name from now on.
>>53210378
>糞尿愛好症患者発見
I just opened up imiwa
I'm laughing
>>53210446
了解!
>>53210136
音楽が好きとか言っていることはすごくまともなのに
糞が言っていると思うと途端にネタになっちゃう
>tfw everyone thinks you and the other finn are the same person
アニメ
>>53210559
At least you don't have to share a flag with a guy who gets mad over the tiniest things and starts ruining threads with his autismposting.
>>53210559
You are the zoi-finn.
>聞く means "to listen"
>聞く also means "to ask"
What kind of bullshit is this
>>53210559
I have to apologize to Germans because I usually assume they're the koreaboo.
>>53210790
>聴く means "to listen"
>訊く means "to ask"
Fix'd.
>>53210808
ワロタwww
>>53210559
Which Finn is the mahjong Finn?
I learned how to play so I could play with him
>>53210677
ホモアニメ
>>53210790
When you ask someone, your intention is to listen to them afterwards. Honestly this just makes it easier to learn, so don't worry about it. What's annoying is when there's more than one Japanese word with the same English meaning.
>>53210836
>皮肉でござる
>>53210559
In my case I don't really care to be honest, my Brazilian companions are all cool people.
>>53210746
The other finn also sometimes posts ぞい子
>>53210845
That would be me
Chinese stocks plunged 7% in 1 hour before being halted.
It's happening.
>>53210848
>ホモアニメ
I didn't expect that 2bh
>>53210882
I would play mahjong with you but its boring
>>53210790
>尋ねる means "to ask"
>ask means "尋ねる"
>ask means "求める"
What kind of bullshit is this
>>53210800
米 is suit you
because you are American
>>53210808
me too
actually I apologized to them a few months before
本当にすまない
>>53210957
I know and we're stupid.
>>53210312
How about 白雪姫?
Because you're American
>>53211018
And gay
>>53211024
but he is boy・・・
>>53211050
男の娘???
>>53211031
That's is true since we can marry now. Lovin' the gay rave scene tbq
>>53211050
oh, wait I thought he is boy
but I actually don't know he(?) is boy or not
I like this name letme keep dis 1
>>53211164
自殺しろ ;(((
New Japanese Thread Rule
All American tripfags must have the word デブ somewhere in their name.
>>53211222
五里霧中
>>53211018
糞 composed 米 and 異; this means different from 米.
So I believe 米 is better.
we are all cute magical girl
>>53211233
Will I meet girls like this?
Okay Anons.
Would like some advice, this is mainly towards JP people with knowledge of immigration etc.
I've been with my Japanese gf for 5 years and it's time to tie the knot.
We've mainly been living in UK for long periods of time.
However we have decided that we should live in Japan.
What do I do to get to live with her in Japan?
Yes there is marrying her but what would I do then?
Will the government let me in?
>>53211323
Which anime character does your girlfriend most closely resemble?
今日はスターウォーズをたくさん見た。
>>53211382
Your Waifu.
>>53211323
If you're married then of course you can be let into Japan and live there.
>>53211411
よかったなあ
家で?映画館で?
>>53211428
We are planning our marriage
>>53211411
どの作品が好き?
>>53211323
Just come to Japan and marry her.
You have to do nothing special.
>>53211323
You'll need to apply for a spousal visa around a month prior to entering Japan.
http://www.immi-moj.go.jp/english/tetuduki/index.html#sec_02
http://www.mofa.go.jp/j_info/visit/visa/
Warning: the process is absolutely insane. You have to fill out a ~10-page document in which you provide photos of the two of you together, records of your entire relationship from conception to marriage, etc.
>>53211530
Sounds easy to me.
I know everything about our relationship lol
>>53211323
Here's a link with more specific information to the spouse visa.
http://www.mofa.go.jp/j_info/visit/visa/long/visa10.html
Note that although it gives a number of possible lengths for validation, you'll likely only get one-year visas the first few times you apply. You'll have to renew every year. After a while, you can attempt to apply for permanent residency which, if successful, doesn't require any renewal.
>>53211530
Can I marry my animu waifu and live in Japan with a spousal visa with her?
>>53211668
We haven't made enough social progress for waifus to have the same rights as other people yet.
>>53211668
You can live together in the 2d world
Whats the best tool for learning how to understand spoken Japanese? What's the best way to learn Japanese with an Android phone?
>>53211798
Watch anime
>>53211798
Speak to Japanese who is not good at English like me.
>>53211798
Listening to spoken Japanese?
チンポになんて負けない!
>>53212096
Good idea, nihonjin.
>>53212297
無理
ちんぽは最強
>>53212096
アナタはアニメが好きデスか?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exb_TOMx0B4
日本語でいいよ
ただいま!
>>53213057
Welcome back gozaimasu nihonjin, I hope you have a sugoi day at work or school today.
>>53211436
そうですね
家でそれを見た
>>53211467
エピソード4と5と6だけを見ちゃった
でも、エピソード4が好き。
>tfw spent an hour crossreferencing Wikipedia and Japanese dictionaries and textbooks to write a simple reply
I would have added "if only because that last scene gave me chills", but that probably would have taken two more hours
>>53213087
>Welcome back gozaimasu nihonjin
He isn't Japanese.
>>53213087
ありがとう!
There is this girl looking at the room that is next to me, I think she is more interested now that she met me
>>53211862
Actually this. Or anything else with English subtitles with relatively simplistic dialogue (preferably aimed at children). There were some cool subtleties I noticed doing this.
Like here, I learned something about the particle が when I heard this
>私が…プリキュア…?
and read this
>I've become... a PreCure...?
>>53213261
You're a good detective, anon
>>53211862
And without subtitles.
As long as you have a few learned words/grammar under your belt, you just need to 'internalize' the language
>>53211656
"Cis国”は何ですか?
>>53213397
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>53213296
Is she cute? If so, consider tricking her into your girlfriend.
>>53213488
>http://www.mofa.go.jp/j_info/visit/visa/long/visa10.html
>One visa application form (nationals of Russia, CIS countries or Georgia need to submit two visa application forms)
>Cis Country
Pic related, my face when I was blown away by the attitude in your post
>>53213397
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Independent_States
>>53213397
Cis=地
>>53213543
You shouldn't be surprised; all you ever post in this thread is shit - shit that disgusts other people, shit that offends other people, shit that plays up your language skills (which are not that good, by the way).
>>53213397
Cuck Interracial Swed
今度の月曜日BBAと外にランチを食べに行く
今ご主人は日本にいる
何をすべき?
>>53213550
ありがとう
>>53213637
Rude desu
>>53213513
>tricking her into your girlfriend
Whoa, dude.
>>53213714
Nice smile, azucat
>>53213779
I may have accidentally forgotten to type a very important word there
>>53213708
何もしないべき
>>53213779
He's literally the manifestation of all evil, his being doesn't emanates nothing but pure malice.
>>53213901
Am I the literal manifestation of evil?
What makes you think that?
>>53213929
you are good guy
>>53213929
You're just a weeb my friend, I'm talking about cuteposter.
パンツ屋、どこですか?
>>53213901
The only times human beings have ever managed to accomplish great things were during those moments in which they worked together and were nice to each other.
We should avoid saying mean things on the internet.
>>53213901
He is an evil.
Is there an equivalent term to "Total party kill" in the Japanese tabletop community slang?
>>53213867
I have a pretty young face. Are Japanese women not into /ss/?
>>53213929
You are very rude to brown people and black people.
>>53214133
Please don't kill me.
>>53214135
I know, right?
>>53214187
Wont deny that
>>53214135
>meanwhile, look at the pure korean race
I think he may have learnt how to use proxies. He could be any of us right now.
>>53214234
>>53214291
Äckelpäckel
>>53214376
Du kommer åka direkt från arlanda in i fängelset för den här posten >>53214234 när du kommer hem
>>53214284
Is there something wrong with his English?
>>53214291
sorry for the annoyance and please forgive my ignorance
but who is she?
is she a politician?
>>53214454
No, it's just that style of writing looks suspiciously familiar to me.
>>53214464
>is she a politician?
yes. sadly.
there is a hint in the filename
驚くべきスウェーデン率
>>53214464
She is our vice prime minister and batshit insane
The things she have stated and said goes beyond the mind of mortals
I believe that particular picture is taken just before she started crying on national television because we are forced to be a tiny bit more strict towards third world immigration
desu
senpai
>>53214539
>accept refugees
ok, I understand now
Good night everyone.
もう寝るぞ
おやすみ皆
I made this for you スレ友達
>>53214797
おやす
>>53214797
おやすみ
良い夢を
>>53214866
字うまい
>>53214866
nice picture. and I like that song
>>53214604
Is she importing Syrians too?
>>53214964
I'm glad you recognize it.
When I heard it I thought that it fit the picture.
(´･ω･`)
>>53214418
>hem
hem ar var det hjart ar
:^)))
げっぷ
スレは死んだ
>>53209444
>>53209871
>>53210058
isn't this hazel? I don't know.
スレは生き返った
>多色鉛筆を買った
>私の顔ながらあの鉛筆を使っています
私の書いた字は虹になっています
>>53216136
色鉛筆で何描いてるの?
>>53216136
ゲイなの?
>>53216151
草書体の
>>53216166
たぶん
>>53216166
日本語スレッド:ポスト。
米軍がうっせーぞ糞
>>53216136
>私の書いた字は虹になっています
画像はひどく下品なのに言ってることは詩的で素敵という…
>>53209360
皆さん, こんにちは。元気ですか?
オーストラリアにから来ます。
日本語は勉強しました。
If I've made any mistakes, please correct me. I haven't used Japanese in about 3 years.
他スレでネトウヨ連呼厨発見してワロタ
日本人になりつつあると実感するとき:
人の横を通ろうとしたら無意識に会釈する
あるいは狭くて触れそうな場合、サメのひれのように手が額に動く
>>53216285
気まずいだねw
>>53216413
>まずいだ
>>53216508
ぼくは5さいです
>>53216412
まんが日本昔ばなし
このアニメを見て、登場人物が喋っている事/話の内容が分かれば、君が日本人であると認定してあげる
http://nipponmukasibanasi.seesaa.net/
>>53216715
?
なんか一味違う風に、こういう振る舞いはとても日本人っぽいのよって言いたかっただけだよ
本当に自分が日本人化しているとは思わないw
>>53216726
She creeps me out every time I see her on TV
方言は海外に広めない方がいいと思う
日本語勉強の邪魔とかそういうのではなく
方言萌えなんての知られちゃ不味いでしょ。
語学上達ならここでHelloTalkのID教え合えばいいんちゃう?
さっきからチンチン丸出しで書き込むしてるのに放置かよ
>>53216929
放置プレイ嫌いじゃないだろ?
>>53216888
下手くそな関西弁でレスしたくなってくるじw
関西弁はできんげんけど
ほとんど同意
惨事のおやつとか検索したらアカンで
>>53216387
>皆さん, こんにちは。元気ですか?
good
>オーストラリアにから来ます。
Do you want to say "I'm from Australia"?
If so, オーストラリア人です。(I'm Australian).
>日本語は勉強しました。
日本語は昔、勉強しました。
>>53216412
サメのひれがよくわからないww
今日は七草がゆにした
夕食だけど
>>53217173
>>53217237
お腹に優しそう
>>53217250
he looks like strawby
>>53217333
He sort of does
Now that you mention it
>>53217004
フリ?
![128815012182216212562_1q[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hJwaPFO.jpg "128815012182216212562_1q[1].jpg")
>>53217004
押すなよ!ぜったい押すなよ!
>>53217676
ほんとアニメって現代のパチンコだな
ゴミが増えてもいいからとりあえず金くれって地方にピッタリ
産後のおやつで検察しますた
>>53217869
「現代の〇〇」にはすでになくなってるものが入るんだよばーーーーーーーか笑死ねゴミ。犯罪者。
パチンコはまだあるだろアホ。なくなったのか?あ?アホ。
後になってアニメに媚売ってきても遅いからな、アホ。死ねゴミ。轢かれて死ね。
>>53217250
オーストラリア?
4chanでアニメ叩きの自演とかくだらなすぎる
リポート、リポート
>もっと奥まで入れて
>○○センチしかないよ!
○○に入る最も適切な数字を記入しなさい
>>53209360
関西人の俺からすれば、老人の酷い訛りの東北弁は
日本語に聞こえない。まあ、そういう人は少なくな
ったと思うが。
>>53209454
何やねん?
>>53209569
See you
>>53209612
酔っている自分に酔っているのさ。
>>53217943
パチンコが叩かれるようになって次に飛びついたのがアニメってこと
「現代の~」って言い回しに深い意味はない
>>53218079
4chanは4chan、現実社会ではみんなアニメなんてそんな感覚で見てるよ
別に同僚とかにパチンコ好きがいても気にしないし、アニオタがいてもどうでもいいけど
>>53218103
>関西人の俺からすれば、老人の酷い訛りの東北弁は日本語に聞こえない。
津軽弁はフランス語に聞こえるという
アンタントコサ・イクベ?ワ・ジョッパリ?
>>53218079
アニオタ怒りのキャプチャ認証連続失敗www
>>53218536
あとのは何となく分かるが、ジョパリって何?
>>53218624
じょっぱり=頑固者みたいな意味だったような
津軽弁だった気がしたけど土佐弁だったかもしれない
All filthy gaijins were kicked out of this thread. Very comfy now.
>>53218791
rude
>>53218877
Iheard you can do that in Texas
>>53218876
Are you a gaijin?
>>53219014
Actually you couldn't do that in Texas until literally 6 days ago, but open carrying is legal in most states.
>>53219014
i cant say shocking barbarian thing for attention whoring anymore after reawakened spilituality;;
that makes our aura darker and attack heart chakra
>>53219205
ok naruto
>>53219226
lel'd
>>53219205
There's literally nothing wrong with carrying firearms.
みちこさま・・・
二時間ぐらいオナっちゃった
すごくいたい
くいなし
I want a fireplace in my apt. (= ^ =)
>>53219390
ちんこ とれちゃうよ
>>53218877
Native Texan here.
The best Texan food I've ever eaten was at a Texan restaurant in Subic Bay in the Philippines.
Of course, I was really homesick when I ate there, so that's a bit unfair.
油や株の価値が大いに下がってる
怖い
>>53219478
What is the typical Texan plate?
About 20 years ago, Tex Mex was a boom here but since then, people kinda forget about it.
>>53219517
こわいよ 真っ赤だよーー (>_<)
http://www.investing.com/indices/indices-cfds
>>53218708
土佐弁で、その意味なら「いごっそう}じゃないかな。
津軽弁は、わからない。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmKOW46LaGo
誰か通訳してくれ。
ただ、お世辞じゃなく、東北は可愛い娘が多い気がする。
>>53219573
幸いにビットコインだけが弾んでる
>>53219629
その画像、一体何が起きているの?
>>53219644
Euro is so weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVyFy61SP4U
ハフの音楽がいいですよ。
とりあえず 14万円くらい含み損抱えてる ＼(^_^)/
>>53219629
>いごっそう
今、googiingしたら、
津軽じょっぱり、肥後もっこす、土佐いっごそう
>>53219678
京アニの新作、「無際限のファントムワールド」から。
日付で言えば、今日、Ep1が放送された。
中二病の凸守(ただし、巨乳)が、赤いブルマを穿いて暴れまわったあげく、リンボーダンスLimboをしているところ。
京アニが、新たなエロの境地に達したと、パンツ屋は言っている。
>>53219789
いつ頃の曲ですか?
>>53219644
ほんとだ! どういうことやねん
>>53219678
方言と訛りがすごくて、誰も理解できないw
>>53219789
ラーメン?!
>>53219021
楽しいニュースが待ち遠しい
オバマの涙を見たとき、この人天才だなって思った
>>53219929
GUNがガンガン売れてますよ
>>53219789
「おはようございます!
今日は、らめんを作ります!
楽しいですね!
じゃあ、始めましょう!」
>>53219517
絶好の仕込み時っすよ
>>53219545
(Well, strictly speaking, the "typical" Texan plate would probably be something like a Big Mac, but)
Honestly, the most Texan dish you can cook is a rack of barbecue ribs. But not just any barbecue ribs, they have to be cooked in a particular way. When you bite into it, if it's cooked properly, the meat cleanly comes off of the bones without any resistance at all, and you end up with unusually-clean bones. That one Texan restaurant in Subic Bay basically nailed this.
>>53220133
So I read up on Wikipedia about this. Apparently the barbecue I described is specifically the "East Texan" style. I really need to visit El Paso sometime.
