mirrors edge edition
>>53206584
When is the new one coming out?
aesrdtfyguiopèp+'09y
maisie
OGGY OGGY OGGY
i want your hot love and emotions
>>53206625
OI OI OI
>>53206588
don't care, go back to /pol/
>>53206584
>>>/v/
karen
Make sure you look after your scalp lads
>>53206634
i've used an oculus
it was shit
>people being so poor they have to think about the 'worth' of something before they get it
Just buy it lmao, I just spend 200 quid on Fifa points because I wanted to
me on the pull
>>53206675
the amount of wigs she wears no wonder
>>53206643
>they spend millions on modelling data
>>53206678
What did you play?
>OR is $599 in America
>That's £409
>Somehow costs £500
>That's $850AUD
>Somehow costs $920AUD
>>53206584
Literally just finished this yesterday
Also Azusa
>>53206716
Literally happens with every game and console. Still surprised?
>People being so bad with money they don't weigh up the worth of a purchase
>>53206686
>tfw spend ages in shops working out whether i should go with the cheapest option or whether tto go with another option that is perhaps a pound or two more.
>tfw ride a bike so i don't have to pay for transport
>tfw go to a barbering school to get hair cuts for free
>tfw i do my groceries at several different shops in several different areas, just to save
>tfw i don't actually spend the money i save on anything particularly of note
feels ok i gues
>>53206762
i hate spending more than £10 on a single item. hate it
>>53206716
i dont get marketing methods like that. surely if they kept it 409 then more people would buy it?
>>53206747
Just because it keeps happening doesn't make it right.
>>53206716
guess what
we have much higher VAT here
20% of $599 is $119
$599 + $119 = $719
£500 is $731
it almost makes sense doesn't it
>>53206702
you on the pull
I am here so everyone please stop posting now
>>53206762
Just put it on a credit card
Well lads, you have all been witness to the very first facebook shill attack in /brit/ history.
Just lost £78 in an online casino. Someone lend me a quid and I'll repay £2
>>53206804
what's ur paypal
>>53206783
same
>>53206716
>he's only just realising the rort that is living in australia
at one point, photoshop software costed $200 USD and like $1800 AUD just because.
>being able to afford luxuries
Middle class wankers
Bet you all shop at sainsburys
>>53206783
I dunno if this is supposed to be bait but this is literally me.
I refuse to buy socks because the price point for what you get is outrageous. £6 sometimes £8 for 4 pairs of fabric pouches sewed together by some chink.
>>53206597
The new one has her modelled after the mattress lady in the yank university that made up rape stories.
Anita is also a "consultant" on its development.
How many times have you heard people say football tickets are a rip off, footballers get paid too much blah blah blah, and then the stadiums are all full every weekend, people buy the replica shirts in record numbers, buy all the sponsors products, etc.
Do they think people are slaves who don't have the ability to spend their money elsewhere? Fucks sake, Arsenal have raised their season ticket price, they're stealing an extra £100 off me even though I voluntarily agreed to it.
@53206802
kill yourself literal povvo child
>the oculus rift is $1103.34 AUD with shipping
>>53206793
Yet you own a console, a TV, sole games or a load of steam games that also do it. You've decided to take on this issue why? You were never going to buy it
>>53206835
No one buys Photoshop though
>>53206802
Proof?
>>53206857
all me except the yank posts
>I refuse to buy socks because the price point for what you get is outrageous
>>53206641
Shills on suicide watch.
@53206892
don't @ me
>>53206870
gfs cost more trust me
>>53206838
My dad is a bricklayer and my mum is a nurse. I tried hard in school and got a good job. Maybe you should have done the same
>>53206877
i know, i was just comparing prices.
so when you hear shit about australians being massive tech/software/media pirates, just consider we usually have to wait weeks to months for shit, at double the price.
keep clicking on /b/ despite it being utter shit
>>53206872
>Owning a console
>Owning a TV
>Buying games
>>53206716
The world is ruined by jewish greed, I'm surprised it took you this long to realise.
>>53206887
>tfw spent £18 on one pair of socks. Pretty happy with them 2bh
>I tried hard in school and got a good job. Maybe you should have done the same
don't like people that go on /v/ haha
>>53206926
>keep clicking on /brit/ despite it being utter shit
Ftfy
>>53206887
>tfw buy socks from sports direct for cheap
>tfw primark for plain white/black tshirts
>tfw getting a good clothes means paying £25-40 at tk max
i'm pretty happy though, i choose to be frugal and i get a thrill out of having not spent much money on things.
>>53206708
Wouldn't mind a (You) lads
>>53206597
24th of May
>>53206854
Except that bullshit was debunked a while ago.
>>53206959
>quantity over quality
Good goy.
>>53206948
/v/ is full of casuals who think Reach is a good game.
>i get a thrill out of having not spent much money on things.
>Nividia have calculated that you will need 7 times the computing power to run a game as VR than as normal.
Literally dead on arrival tech.
>>53206909
My school was shit and I had a stroke in my final years
Blow me
>>53206909
>I tried good in school just so I can enjoy more material things
take your mind off the estate senpai
>>53206966
hello
what's more important, a decent degree grade or pertinent employment experience that relates to your degree?
>>53206966 (You) (You) (You), (You) and me, we just don't get along
>>53206928
>illegally downloading media then complaining when the price doesn't go down
Bit of a dullard argument there. Why don't you just steal a Rift? You could use it on your pc which you paid a lot more for than an American would
don't think this girl likes me lads
>The world is ruined by jewish greed, I'm surprised it took you this long to realise.
@53206867
Mr Shekelberg is most displeased that his shilling was caught out.
>>53206793
There's nothing immoral about it. It keeps happening because people make the choice to keep buying their products regardless. I blame the people.
>>53206959
>mfw i buy a £130 quid pair of adidas trainers
>even though they're chavvy they're worth a fair bit more than most other people's shoes
>>53206990
Nvidia wants to sell you a more powerful card. There's hardly any difference at all in terms of computing power required if you play your cards right.
>>53207009
>shut up and dance with me
literally worse than "the cinematic gift that is crazy, stupid love"
>>53206982
>Quality of fucking socks matters
bad thread
>>53206982
I have 7 different pairs of socks, 10 black and white tshirts, 4 shirts (smart and casual), 2 pairs of shoes and 2 pairs of jeans. I just wear tracky bottoms on the weekend and sleep naked.
no quantity here lad.
>>53206994
Not sure what this means. I got a degree and got a flat because I tried
>>53206997
Either your CV is going in the bin as soon I see it LOL arrogant students
committing a poo
>>53206990
>listening to nvidia
nvidia are some of the biggest jews in the market 2bh.
>>53207037
It really is
>>53206872
I'm actually laughing at you, you pleb.
I own a PC and pirate everything. End yourself.
lads wtf i thought my CPU was blazingly fast and more than competent enough for the oculus
>>53207023
you're a bigger cuck if you tihnk you're a better person because you spent more money on something.
as i said, i'm not poor, i choose to be frugal.
>>53206997
what's most important is doing what makes you happy anon :)
@53206902
Shut it down!
>>53207002
I pirate everything because game devs are greedy jews these days.
Have you seen the latest Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six? It's £50 and it's a multiplayer deathmatch only game with fucking microtransactions.
10 years ago for £30 you got multiplayer and a single player campaign and multiplayer deathmatch with 64 players.
Games are regressing in technology and content while increasing in price.
>>53207061
Lmao. You know that graphics card cost you a lot more than it did an American?
>Being cucked by tech companies voluntarily
oops
>>53207037
Good post
>>53207074
>3.40GH/z
Top kek
>>53206584
i really really really like that game
>Games are regressing in technology and content while increasing in price.
@53206953
Nobody likes you, you should probably kill yourself.
>>53207107
Its because normies started playing games
They ruin everything
enchantment?
>>53207074
You literally need a cern supercomputer for VR m8. That's why it's a meme technology.
i only torrent games from like 10 yeasr ago desu, i don't play any new games.
@53207113
>You know that graphics card cost you a lot more than it did an American
please see >>53206794
>>53207107
Games are becoming more expensive to make and staying the same price. Yes Siege is a rip off. An 80 hour game is not. Games were never 30 on arrival. Just a lie. People paid 70 quid for nes games
>>53207074
we have the same processor and speed m8
it's like 5 year old tech. it would never run OR.
>>53207137
is he wrong?
IS HE WRONG?
So we have a massive over-abundance of young horny men from extremely sexist cultures that have little to no respect for non Muslims that are surrounded by liberal western women wearing over sexual clothes by their standards like jeans. The molestations in Germany are just a preview of what is to come.
>>53207107
Yeah Rainbow6 sounds good but I'm not paying that for multiplayer only.
>I play games
>not just waiting till things become cheap
literal manchildren
>I give EA money
swollen fanny, engorged willy, turgid poo, corpulent paki
>>53207154
I've got a huge backlog, some old, some kind of old. New ones struggle to hold my attention span lately. Also some indie shit has actually been really fun like Papers, Please.
>>53207167
>Games were never 30 on arrival
Literally remember paying £35 for PS3 games on launch and £30 for PS2 games on launch.
This was ofc back in the says when pre-ordering actually got you money off and wasn't a complete waste of time.
>>53207153
It's the very start of it. Not intended for millions now clearly, it will stick around and get more marketable though. Maybe not even in games. If I were building a house I'd absolutely want to see what it's like to walk around my new house in vr before I agree to it. Which is happening already
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10If9zntM42
>So we have a massive over-abundance of young horny men from extremely sexist cultures that have little to no respect for non Muslims that are surrounded by liberal western women wearing over sexual clothes by their standards like jeans. The molestations in Germany are just a preview of what is to come.
>my pc can run the oculus rift
literally lol'ling at all of you right now.
>being older than 16
>still playing video games
ky#? can you make another edit please like you did with the star wars one but i dont mind what the subject is let it be a suprise
>>53207184
Straight up wrong yes. Why would technology be going backwards?
>>53207231
my backlog is pretty small
some sports games i used to like, 2-3 rts games.
>>53207168
http://cpuboss.com/cpus/Intel-Core-i7-2600K-vs-Intel-Core-i5-4590
they're barely different
>>53207278
What else is there to do
>>53206584
I invited this Pakistani chick from work to come over to my house tomorrow and I want to cook her something really authentic. Can you give me some good traditional recipes?
>>53207238
Just looked it up. They were all 40quid for the ps3. Fallout 4 was 40 quid on launch on amazon. What's the problem.?
>>53207074
This is shaping up to be the next xbone.
>tfw purchased a brand new gaming rig
>sit there playing online poker and posting on /brit/
>could do this with a 15 year old pile of shit
new waifu
THIS TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE TWO OF US
>>53207167
>Games are becoming more expensive to make
>"Ok lads we've got a £100 million budget how shall we spend it."
>"Well £70 million of that is right on marketing, we're going to need £20 million to hire the meme of the month actor to voice act the main character".
What's the most shameful thing you've ever done /brit/?
>>53207323
hahahahah #top #banter my #amerilad
>>53206584
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fuck off back to >>>/v/
>>53207197
>I live in London
>I have to hear a Muslim call to prayer
KeK
Can't make this shit up, cuckfag
Your ancestor rot and curse you from their graves
>>53207107
The greed and the laze of game devs is why I basically stopped playing games.
>>53207298
Read books and expand your knowledge instead of destroying it
I downloaded their tool and it thinks my internal graphics card is my actual graphics card
>giving money to people who can't even make a proper tool to check the hardware
>>53207372
Shat in a urinal
>>53207167
the majority of destiny's budget went to marketing tbf
Nerds go to /v/ baka
>>53207370
You don't look at gta5, metal gear, the witcher and see an expensive game to make?
But yes, 2d cars going round a circle must have been much more expensive back in the day
>>53207380
paper mario is shit
>>53207397
Books are boring
>>53207411
I have a job
>>53207372
I was smuggling some things and the latex gave me diarrhoea so I went to the bathroom to take a shit but shat out all the pellets. Couldn't leave them in an airport bathroom so I had to eat them
>>53207279
erm alright but just because its you haha *crawls out of a huge foul-smelling log of putrid rotting shit* ahhh now wheres my tools *pisses myself* ah hmm here they are, the old "gimp" or gimp as i like to call it, *hocks up a load of phlegm and emphatically swallows it* now what should i bless my young lover with today hmmmmm *cries a bit from anticipation* *in my arousal at the fecundity of my tear ducts i lose control and blanket my legs in slithering worms of liquid shit* ahhhhhh ive got it!!!
>>53207425
Literally 70% of those games budget is blown on marketing and bribing game reviewers.
>>53207447
>Books are boring
things aren't boring. you're just boring.
do girls go out on weeknights like this?
might go slag hunting
>i do enjoy a good book
can't take anyone seriously if they don't read on a regular basis
>1998
>I'm playing team deathmatch on a map the size of the universe with 256 players which required real teamwork and tactics
>2016
>I'm playing team deatmatch on a map the size of an indian's penis with 8 other people that is just mindless running and gunning
Explain.
>>53207510
why is he wearing a stab vest
>>53207530
I read your Moms sexts that she sends me.
i wana sniff all your dicks
>>53207530
What's the point
It's just words on a page
If I want a good story I'll watch something
>>53207472
And creating massive worlds like the games I said is also expensive as fuck. How you could possibly argue games have gotten cheaper to make is crazy
#rebel
https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/684906265974292481
>>53207552
incase he gets stabbed or shot
>>53207585
oh ok
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.”
the bf just sent me this
>>53207544
What game was that? You can play games that size now too. Wasn't the norm then, isn't the norm now
>>53207601
he spends a lot of time in america so its a real concern
>>53207611
nice myspace status faggot
>>53207575
She could be on some list but it seems unlikely
School children who opposed apartheid were on MI5 lists
my mumma don't like you and she likes everyone
Marina Diamandis
>can't take anyone seriously if they don't read on a regular basis
>>53207575
>I'm going to capitalist central (aka nyc) this year what are the rules in American airports with communist things
This stupid cunt thinks McCarthy is still around
>>53207611
A guy who watched movies lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never watches movies lives only once
>>53207626
would mentally abuse until he finally breaks down and kills self
>>53207654
My friend wasn't allowed into Canada because her grandad was a member of the communist party
>>53207574
I'm not arguing that they're cheaper to make, I'm arguing that they're expensive to make because of misappropriation of funds.
The latest Rainbow Six cost $80 million to make. Where did all that money go? Because it certainly wasn't into the fucking game.
>>53207684
that's ironic considering trudeau just took office
>>53207632
tru
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
>>53207702
Is he a communist?
>>53207702
what was that man i cant understand you im too high man haha
>>53207684
it's for the best
>>53207702
weed man isn't even socialist, he's just spout twitter memes and make bad financial choices while shouting about multiculturalism
>>53207552
in case he gets stabbed------ OH WHOAAAAAA!!!! *gets stabbed* *suplexes my attacker and disables him with a swift thrust to the groin with my trusty blade, 億虐待父親とすべての同性愛者の悪魔死キラー, the demon deathkiller of 100 million abusive dads and all homosexuals*, whew food thing i was wearing my stabbing proof vest *goes to walk away to resume the conversation* *slips over* HEYYY!!! some blockhead oughtta have put a wet floor sign down here--WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????!?!?! *sees the floor is carpeted with my own blood* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!??!?! *takes off my coat* confound and truncate it all, a right frenulous frustum i've gotten myself into and no mistake!!!! i forgot my stabbing vest!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>i eat pizza without ranch sauce
>>53207722
yes
GIVE ME A FUCKING GF NOW
>>53207713
don't care lmao xx
>>53207631
Name a single shooter game released last year where you can play against 256 people.
Tribes was doing this back in fucking 1998.
Why are games like call of duty limited to 16 players?
I laugh my arse off when a battlefield game comes out and they talk about 64 player battles like it's massive.
>>53207756
too long didnt read LOL
I can't imagine what it's like to be attractive to women. Handsome lads might as well live on a different planet imo.
>>53207765
no wonder you lot are fat fucking fucks
>>53207765
We don't have that here. Your reference is meaningless.
literally don't know what to do
not tired
help me
>Sara @ssaradavidson Jan 5
>Started noticing that some people treat being a communist as a trend, which is kinda insulting to us activists and makes u look silly
>>53207713
going to london in march
can't wait to pick up a slag at the club. just hopin i dont get glassed by some chav
took some flubromazepam
RUFUGEES ATTACK SERBIAN POLICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opE9QnzXmp8&
#CULTURALENRICHMENT
>>53207781
>Name a single shooter game released last year where you can play against 256 people.
not the last year but PlanetSide 2. More like 2 years i think.
>>53207793
>>53207679
Thanks, might do that myself x
>>53207781
why would you want to play with more than 30 people anyway? you'd have to make the maps huge
I want to lick a pretty girl's feet
>>53207824
Serbian dogs deserve it
>>53207807
burn some stuff
>>53207781
Because consoles are pieces of underpowered shit that have ruined games for the past few decades.
I'm many things, most of 'em bad. But a man of political principles? No
*literally swims in shit*
>>53207824
those walls aren't very tall
just throw fire bomb at night
>>53207807
Do some chores
Who /degenerate/ here?
My main expenditures this month have been gambling and sex toys
i have a hole in between my nostrils, ask me anything
didn't realise but I'm rubbing my willy
>>53207781
>tfw 128v128 on this map
What is your honest opinion on Canadians?
>>53207815
She really is phenomenally stupid.
>>53207883
I bought what I thought was a viagra from the condom machine in ASDA, didn't even work.
>>53207843
>you'd have to make the maps huge
So make the maps huge?
That's what tribes did.
Modern games have smaller maps and less players. We're going backwards.
i have a big hole between my legs and in just 1 week i expect it to be ovulating like a mad cunt; please ask me anything
>>53207939
how big
>>53207843
Fox and the grapes is just the worst fallacy.
r8 me lads
>>53207915
burn more things
>>53207915
What chores did you do
>had a sexy dream about the gf
>she had a giant hole where her puss is
what the fuck does it mean? I haven't actually seen it yet
>>53207953
Look like steve bussemi (sp?)
Things worth spending lots of money on:
1. Travel
2. Psychedelic drugs
3. Books
4. Watches
5. Tailored clothes
6. Escorts
7. Gold/Silver/Platinum
8. Subscription to the Economist/FT
>9001. Smartphones
>9002. Hoverboards
>9003. Digital books
>9004. Engagement ring
>900000000001. Video games
>>53207910
basically the same as americans
>>53207781
Why do you think just having more people is a good experience? Every time someone has tried it (MAG) it's shit and then no one tries again for a while.
People prefer tight quick shooters these days because they don't want to run across a map for 10 minutes just to get sniped
offing comp and onning iPost
>>53207885
Why are there so many Spaniards doing our low paid shitty jobs?
Spics hopping the border to work for a pittance in a white country is supposed to be an American meme.
Did people who backed the OR on kickstarter get equally jewd?
>>53207953
8/8
>>53207987
BIG
>>53207964
stumbled over my hoover
>>53207883
I've snorted heroin
>>53207883
This is America, where a lying, cheating degenerate like myself can prosper
>>53208004
>I have literally never played a good game with big maps and lots of players
>>53208006
*tells your mum*
>>53207926
>big maps and big numbers =fun!
Retarded
>>53207987
it means even in your dreams you think about benis in vagina
>>53208023
Do some laundry
>>53207991
why not smartphones
much more functional than watches
>>53208004
You mean casual normie chad wankers prefer?
>>53208035
unironically same bro, i whitied hard
>>53207991
>Travel
yes
>Psychedelic drugs
yes
>Books
yes
>Watches
no
>Tailored clothes
no
>Escorts
no
>Gold/Silver/Platinum
no
>Subscription to the Economist/FT
yes
>Smartphones
no
>Hoverboards
no
>Digital books
no
>Engagement ring
no
>Video games
yes
>>53208039
Agreed. There hasn't been one. All boring as fuck
ITT: Automatic cultural men
>>53208060
well obviously because I am a straight man, but what does the giant hole mean?
>>53207781
arma 3 even though its technically already a few years old now
>>53208083
>chad
FOY
>>53208059
>>53208004
Why is Activision shilling on /brit/?
