/brit/ - /Balt/ + /AUSNZ/ is the best general edition
>gif
fuck off
anyone ever had a dream about a girl and then have that girl appear IRL
benis :DDDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRvJy802VuQ
>>53201749
Yeah ur mum lmao
>>53201749
No but one time I woke up from a dream and needed to pee
It's time
Azusa
>>53201762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlctC0iIzeQ
>>53201851
>gif
fuck off
willy :DDDDDD
>"boys" who did home economics
At what age does your libido start to die off? Mid 20s is utter hell years for an incel.
>>53201811
yes it is
>>53201851
aaah what am I doing
>>53201895
I did it, easy A. Also got to have qts cook shit for you
>>53201906
your libido gets stronger after your teen years imo
in your teen years it's like everything is going mental but then you control it and it's just as powerful in your 20's but you know how to and have every means to alleviate it
makes you feel alive
>>53201874
MARK MARK MARK
>what are your thoughts on spirituality?
>>53201895
>home economics
Simmer down Granddad
>>53201583
We played football and shit, most of our teachers were good lads, we got to go to McDonald's because it was one of our last PE lessons and our teachers decided to take us. My maths and English teachers used to do after school lessons and order dominoes for us as well and in year 11 our science teacher decided to take the physics class to Paris.
>his teachers weren't proper LADS
Unlucky mate
>>53201930
Autism/10
>>53201930
fucking hate it when you write a whole paragraph to a girl and then they just keep responding with one word answers makes it kind of boring
>>53201930
>>53201895
I did HEC in Year 9 & 10
It was quite literally making food and watching Jaime Oliver in theory lessons, and tons of chicks did it
Year 10 HEC was one of the best subject choices I ever made
If you didn't HEC you missed out
Not in High School though lmao
>>53201874
Is this what literal autism looks like
>>53201930
hahahaha what the FUCK are you doing
>>53201930
Ooft
>>53201930
Haha I know who you are.
Paki.
>>53201687
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
>>53202033
Literally no boys did it in my year
Cooking was fun but we had to do other shit as well
>>53202024
usually means theyre not interested and find you boring/weird
>>53201930
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
>>53201928
>>53202102
7,3,2,4,1,6,5(with an axe)
>>53202102
No. 6 because i appreciate the authenticity
>what are your thoughts on spirituality?
>>53202144
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>53202144
AM I BEING DETAINED
>>53201874
>he gently shoved me after i baited him
>i could press charges for assault durr
why is everyone in america so keen to press charges?
>just interested in the mindsets of others
>>53202144
MAXIMUM AUTISM
ve,a]]
>>53202205
is there anything other than basic bitches on tinder?
>>53202179
She looks Asian you fucking limey
How easy is it find someone on the internet?
>>53202144
He was doing that purely to see how quickly someone would respond right
>>53202090
help
>>53202179
lel
When did everyone get so religious all of a sudden lads?
When I was at school and uni everyone who was religious got ripped on. Now I'm at work and you talk to a few people and literally everyone believes in god in some form.
>>53202225
It's the American dream.
post your last.fm lads
maisie
I'm watching Fury. I don't know how much I can take of this American Jewish bullshit propaganda.
>>53202231
4, 1, 3, 2
>>53202231
I know a girl who looks exactly like the gril with glasses. she was an american here on something or rather and I came within a bees dick of having her cheat on her bf with me hahaha
Cara got BLACKED, she's the property of black men now. Sorry m8s
>>53202286
fucking hell lad
that last message was a bit gay
try something else
>>53202144
HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S HILARIOUS
>yanks
i wanted to know what his problem was. at the end, it seemed like he was beginning to tell us what the problem was but he stopped recording.
>I still am:(
>>53202261
What's the difference
Just finished watching The Sopranos for the second time ;-;
Don't care what anyone else says but that was 100% Medow walking through the door.
>>53201930
Jesus. And I thought I was bad with girls.
>>53201874
>masturbators
>drunkards
Is this what Protestantism does to the brain?
I blame Luther.
>>53202286
if you're going to ask retarded questions, don't become a self conscious bitch boy when they get treated like retarded questions
>>53202286
Fucking go for it lad, ask her out for a drink now you bent bastard you're gonna lose her with this fedora shit
>>53202295
what did he say x
someone asked me if we sell selfie-sticks today
I sell insurance
>>53202348
fair dinkum mate give the bloke a rest he's trying
>>53202144
>the woman sitting down at 1:04
If looks could kill
been thinking about a girl for probably 60% of the time im awake for like 3 months lads, really isnt fucking healthy i want to stop
>>53202451
"lol"
then 2nd message
"shave"
just done a cum
>>53202375
Favourite character?
Silvio was fucking cool.
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>53202286
ayy
bitches love smiley faces
>>53202451
this wasnt me btw
>>53202293
>school and uni
>at work
You answered your own question. They grew up.
>>53202452
Ned Ryerson?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgcrtvomXoI
the world is yours
>>53202474
you won't stop thinking about her until you procreate with her and contribute to the human race you selfish bastard
that is what your brain is triggered to do
>>53202286
keep posting. this is pretty entertaining 2bh
>>53202498
sylvio was my favourite too
>acts like a light hearted joker
>calls Adrianna a bitch and shoots her in the face
Everyone over at /Eire/s having a big laff about you all atm
>>53197353
>>53202554
almost lad
1st for superior Japanese heavy metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z18YpPzrQD4
>>53202293
Because not being religious is an edgy preteen phase
>Catholic church sees Hemetic texts
>"Ban this sick filth"
>Martin Luther sees Hemetic texts
>"How can we learn from this"
Taigs out
>>53202539
your post unironically made me feel a bit better 2bh
>>53202498
Tony of course but second is probably Chrissy
The man literally gave zero fucks about authority or anyone; so based.
Funniest would be ralphie cos THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
WHO /HC2 CERTIFICATE/ HERE?
Had a dream last night that my mum got me a new passport (I need one) but it was a Dutch passport, I was disappointed
>>53202626
Was sat on the old thread until now haha what a mug I am
>>53202599
https://www.fb.com/video.php?v=519967258183708&set=vb.221338354713268&type=2&theater thats violent for a school scuff
>>53202572
Don't care about any JFs opinion not least a mick
cleaned my willy and nether regions
doing a sleep now
night lads x
>>53202626
should i watch interstellar lads
So lads I just took the viagra I got from the condom machine in ASDA, I'll keep you reported on it's effects
bull is running late again lads, the wife is getting a bit antsy
>>53202527
DAS RITE
Since when where there so many Irish posters? Where the fuck have they been?
>>53202701
is that a question
>>53202527
>are you saying the holocaust is a joke??????
>proceeds to chimp out
>those kike crocodile tears
every fucking time. every time "M-muh holohoax! muh six gorillion!" is this behavior in the jew handbook or something?
THEY CALL ME RORKE
THEY CALL ME RASHED
THEY CALL ME LAD
THEY CALL ME TOM
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME
>>53202621
I forgot about ralphie. Fucking funny guy. I need to watch that again.
>>53202678
I would knock them both out
>>53202701
if you want to cry then yesh
i cried 4 times during it 2bh
>>53202746
yes x
>>53202701
Yeah.
>I would knock them both out
>>53202742
Its just 3 people pretending to be other posters
>>53202746
is that a question
bit pissed lads, might ring up an escort
>>53202814
that is the question, isn't it
>>53202807
Come to Wakey you daft prick and try and post to my face
>graduated from uni last year with a philosophy degree
>final exam question was just this: "is this a question?"
>my answer was just this: "is this an answer?"
got full marks ;)
>>53202701
>Probably my favourite sci-fi film desu, it's a really beautiful film in general really.
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU, YES I DO
was going to make a really funny post that would have made you all laugh but have decided you're not worth my humour
night lads
>>53202797
right now?
>>53202886
deep
lads what have I told you about trying to force gimmicks
you have to let them develop naturally
>>53202852
you'd pussy out and you know it
just fedoraposted this stormfag lads
>>53202893
What did you think of Europa Report? Had the most moving death scene I've ever seen imo
>>53202886
>"Not today m8"
Me when you ask me for some spare change
>>53202893
>not blade runner
gas yourself
>>53202886
So.
What job can you get with a philosophy degree?
>>53202546
>>53202931
literally just did it m8
>>53202286
what happened la?
Having a kinder bueno
droppin (you) bombs
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
>>53202980
philosophiser
>tfw no lispy qt gf
>tfw no grimes gf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
how do yanks say minnesota
it sounds weird with a t
>>53202944
Never seen it desu, gonna torrent it now though, I did want to watch it when it came out.
>>53202955
>>>/r/eddit
>>53202987
>sport
bit vague
rick from backroom casting couch is offering you a chance to take his job for two different girls
you guys signing up? his videos are shit. you can probably outperform him
>>53203037
minnesoda
>>53202987
Say 'I like sleeping too, maybe we should try it together some time'
>>53202934
*tips watermelon*
>>53202987
tHAT'S A DRy conversation
just say u wanna meet or what
>>53203016
You've dropped all those (you) bombs but they didn't land on anyones post
waste
>>53203037
min nuh soda
>>53202916
After tea lad.
estonia flag has a VERY pleasing colour combination
i would say it is easily in top 5 flags that dont have a union jack on them
>>53203037
Min-uh-so-duh
>>53202987
Where are you lad, might drive there tomorrow and match with her myself. x
>>53203061
are we proud jocks the only english speaking people who still pronounce our ts
>>53203090
is almost midnight babe x
>>53203037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wqcHhgQuxd
>>53202987
she's a bit boring innit
>>53202987
>home made whiskey
>>53203063
fucking smooth lad, where can I learn your skills?
>>53203139
>>53202987
>Home made whisky
@53203084
I won't give (you) the satisfaction
>>53203149
halal
>>53203198
is this the bloke that managed leeds way back
>>53203144
She sounds perfect desu, fuck off Haroun al-Suileman
>>53203108
estonia is /comfy/ the flag
>>53203139
MINNIE SO DARR
>>53202987
>let's combine the threw in a night and have a drink, do something that gets the heart pumping then some sleep
>>53203149
zoom in on labours knee weww
lads would it be weird to use pics on my tinder that have girls in them?
for example i have this selfie of me and my mates bird and shes pretty fit so was thinking that itd be good on tinder to make it look like other girls actually like me
is that weird or no?
>>53203149
post the poland one
If there's one think I like about our country it's the name - The United Kingdom. It sounds wayyyyy better than any other countries name desu.
>>53203239
>>53203108
>that dont have a union jack on them
Yet. Estonia is going to be part of the Second Empire
>>53203230
the conversation is a bit dull
>>53203254
one is okay, it's good to have a photo of you and guy friends having a drink or somethinf 2bh
>>53203201
>>53203146
>>53203144
>>53203254
yeah mate, just go the whole way and crop yourself though, you might get replies then
where is this gif from?
>>53203295
DONT CLICK THIS IMAGE
IT HAS A VIRUS
>>53203295
let's dissect the flag!
>>53203294
i aint british and i aint from the united kingdom ye? i am ENGLISH till i die
>>53203295
hnng
>>53203323
Fuck sake
>>53203220
Yes m8. Managing Preston atm
>>53203313
just learned you pronounced the "th" in thame
you're supposed to say erb instead of "herb"
also its aloominum instead of aluminium
>whiskey was once a good friend of mine
>>53203313
Mainly the lad's fault
>>53203323
If you manage to pull her after all of this I will honestly do myself in
>>53203323
You absolute mong
>>53203350
>>53203323
lol
>>53203323
she seems nice 2bh
>>53203368
what
>>53203323
just how good looking are you
your conversational skills fucking suckkkkk reeee
>>53203407
only thing that lads pulling is himself
>>53203323
HAHAHAHAHAH you fucking mongpiece that is so shit
"cute" just delete it now what is all that fedora shite about whiskey then saying ur shtie at sport then saying were soulmates for fruck sakes man
>>53203201
>>53203146
we shud b mates
>>53203323
you sound like a right fucking twat m8 sort yerself out son
>>53203339
Iirc somekind of 18+ music video, where is also a black bbw with somekind of sexual shit.
>>53203323
what.the.fuck
>>53203323
fucking cringing here mate
>It's the thread where the canadian uses british insults
another top 5 flag is cyprus
it reminds me of a summers day ice lolly
Reminder if you're attractive you can literally say anything to women and still get laid.
Still no effects from the viagra
>>53203323
CRINGE APPROACHING CRITICAL LEVELS
>>53203323
how to get friendzoned over the internet.png
@53203458
JOY
>>53203323
Think this Tinder lad is just a normie with two profiles messing with us lads, ignore and downvote.
i'm representin' for them gangsters all across the world
>>53203474
>FUCKING
Anyone know any way to get a decent laptop/PC for very cheap?
Some junkie broke into my flat and stole my laptop and I'm too poor to pay the full cost for a new one. Playing games/surfing the web was one of the only things that I still took pleasure in 2bh :'(
>>53203514
>LEAF
>>53203461
Flags that you can't easily draw are shit 2bh
pineal gland is aching
ever heard the phrase a stitch in time saves nine?
well im the needle Ray and its time to sew things up.
Caspere knew this
>>53203467
not true
one time a girl came up to me and said "hey so i'm drunk and wanted to tell you you're hot"
I was hammered too so I just replied "ok lets go back to my place"
She said, what the fuck im not that type
>>53203323
Just drop the Archaeologist line you've royally fucked this whole thing up may as well get some keks out of it
who let leafboy out of his tree house again?
>>53203467
same applies if you have money
>>53203461
>A FUCKING MUSTARD STAIN
>>53203502
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53203323
someone's going to post this on r/cringe so it might as well be me
>>53203502
there is no way people are this rude irl
>>53203461
reminder that turkey has been illegally occuping 1/3rd of cyprus for 40 years
>>53203521
Go on Amazon and buy one
>>53203502
SPICY
P
I
C
Y
>>53203502
damn...
>>53203441
business idea: find a girl to take with me to my best mates birds birthday party to make my oneitis jealous
>>53203461
tell me it doesnt remind of you a solero
>>53203502
savage af bruh
>>53203323
She's having a laff
Probably getting fondled by Jamal just cease conversation
>>53203589
Yes but its Israel that's the problem!!
>friend thinks he's patrician as fuck, but he's a massive pleb
>I tell him to watch a film or listen to an album because he recommends his pleb shit that everyone already knows about to me all the time
>he says he already watched/listened to it, even if it's the most obscure album
you'll ever hear of
>doesn't even watch the film/album he's supposedly already watched/listened to
Literally why does he do this?
It's pretty shitty if me but I sometimes make up fake band names to see if he acts like he's already heard of them, most of the time he actually does the madman
>>53203604
NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO
>>53203604
Fucking good looking twat I hate you
>>53203612
can you buy ice cream and lollies in the winter? got a craving for some
>>53203604
how attractive are you
Haha having a hot chocolate lads x
