Guam edition
>Guam edition
>>53184284
pls
i need gains not boys
>>53184729
One comes with the other.
gameplan:
masturbate
shower
watch some shows + 4chan
gym
shower again
games + 4chan
dinner
games + 4chan
4chan
sleep
I've got a full day ahead of me
>>53185122
sounds good
americans are all basically just dumb fat niggers
Anyone know what happened to /vg/? It looks unusually small
>>53185122
work+4chan
lunch
more work+4chan
come home
vidya until gf gets home
dinner
sex
sleep
>>53185122
>shower
>shower again
bit superfluous
any of you guys into fart boxing at all?
All the Jeb voters report here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5Q75hf6QI
Another war won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1oDyT3QJ44
>>53186031
I'm disappointed by his performance. I did like him but he seems weak and whiny. And he seems to suck the corporations dicks which is sad, because it seems like they tread you like shit.
>>53186850
All I know is he is getting bullied hard by trump
>>53186172
vice is sensationalist nonsense and anything the put out should be ignored
>>53186850
I like him because he's the most conservative candidate.
>>53186031
>voting for a cuck who will let mexico fuck america
>>53187028
Yeah and he can't bring a good comeback most of the time. This "I have a lot of cool stuff to do" story was kind of awkward, too.
>>53187100
I can't say much about him. I have respect for his brother though.
This which candidate fits you test said Marco Rubio would be the one that comes the closest to my positions. But I don't like that he's not as strict concerning the muslims.
I just called in sick to work.
>>53185897
seriously? no one?
/g/683559/fe3c6dcd96/
My face is swollen like you wouldnt believe
Can hardly see
>>53187528
what happened lad?
>>53187661
Here you go lad.
>>53187446
bad post
anna kendrick for real
>>53188437
good post
>>53188770
thank you
>>53188743
Reminds me of Michelle Trachtenberger
Holy fuck boys, I tried going for a run today because I haven't in ages. I'm so out of shape. I came back and had to take a hit from my inhaler to stop wheezing.
I'm not gonna make it
Should I run every day or every other?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLPKO_Iu7rM
How do I get a southern gf öike this?
Give back Guam
>>53188848
she's eternal anglo, be wary t b h
>>53188886
every other unless you are a really light runner. Moderate-to-strenuous running everyday can take a toll on everything from your joints to your immune system. Make sure you have good shoes as well, or you'll eventually fuck up your feet, shins, or knees.
My pace is 3-5 miles every 2-3 days. I'm about 150 and move moderately quickly and I find it works best for me, but everyone has their own rhythm
>>53188982
Go to the south
>>53186759
Not usually a fan of emo, but I dig that guitar
>>53189006
Yeah I weigh much more than you. If I do like 1.2 miles 3 days a week I'll be proud of myself and not look like porky the pig at graduation
>>53189006
Michelle Trachtenberger is jewish and I like her better anyways. With jews you never lose.
>>53189327
Excellent taste.
Making curry. Little worried about the bamboo shoots I'm using though.
They aren't the best I've ever had.
>>53189241
I started running as an overweight asthmatic as well. Started off with short distances like you did, then when my lungs adjusted I did 10-20 miles every other day to lose weight, and now I've leveled off at my current schedule.
It's hard for us asthmatics at first, but your heart and lungs will expand capacity and function, and you'll find yourself with greater stamina. Keep it up!
>>53189327
Yeah, jewish/white women are awesome.
>>53185229
quality post
>wake up feeling like shit and pissed
>now i just feel fucking awful and on the verge of crying
what the fucks happening to me
>>53185229
Fully agreed Red Cross.
carry me
>>53189662
welcome to my every day
hopefully it's temporary for you
>>53189691
How much do you weigh?
>>53189662
Have you felt this way before?
>>53189751
too much to be easily lifted
I'll also accept being dragged
Do any of you guys personally know a successful scrawny lanklet?
>>53189819
As in a skinny person without much muscle?
Yes, I do.
>>53189763
Yeah a few times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0oi9MiU4Eg
jap skramz
>>53189670
>You will never come home from work to this
>They will never dominate you and then bake cookies afterwards
>>53189867
Are you a girl?
>visit California
>it rains the whole time
just
>>53189809
Okay deal, I'll drag you.
>>53189911
IT'S ALRIGHT LAD!
THE OCULUS IS COMING
>>53190014
thank you my digital friend
>>53189662
whats wrong anon
every time I stand up I feel lightheaded and my vision disappears for a few seconds
>>53189867
Maybe it's just a depressive phase. I have this shit quite often. Prepare yourself as good as you can. If it's a false alarm, it doesn't matter.
>>53190130
Runner?
>>53190162
I run around three miles everyday
>>53190130
this used to happen to me for about a year, and twice I fainted
then it stopped. I should have probably went to a doctor about it. Getting dizzy when you stand up is sometimes a low blood pressure thing though.
>>53190130
This used to happen to me too. I've also fainted because of it like >>53190239
Why does the rest of the world hate peanut butter?
>Battletoads is coming up in under an hour on AGDQ
Hajp.
>>53190209
Similar, it's because you have low blood pressure. I run about as much, it's because you move blood throughout your body with such ease, your heart doesn't have to work hard, it's healthy. Fat people have high blood pressure, because their heart struggles to Noice blood.
I've collapsed to the floor unconscious, only to immediately regain it. We're cases of the bad side effects of being healthy.
>>53190374
They're jelly
>>53190374
They do?
>>53190374
I don't like peanutbutter in general. Sweet peanutbutter is strange, we eat peanuts in a lot of salty versions, like flips etc.
Friends won't even go out for dinner with me on my birthday. Why even bother.
>>53190374
It's probably just not a common thing they ate and grew up with.
>>53190436
Heh
Why does the Apple Store suck so much
>>53190536
At least you still have some people who you can call friends. Did you try rescheduling to hang out on a non-Birthday day but celebrate? If they don't even want to do that they're kind of shitty.
>>53190663
because it's a store that sells shitty products marketed and designed specifically for idiots who will buy anything because brand name
>>53190709
I should reschedule my birthday to better suit their needs?
>>53190823
You're not a child anymore so yes. Adults have schedules and it's autistic of you to expect people to bend their lives around yours because of a mostly irrelevant date and number.
>>53190938
But they are just smoking pot tonight, that is it. Dinner takes an hour. Besides, being an adult, they all said, "nah man". So why even bother.
>>53187686
Long story
I guess this is what it feels like to be Asian
Not a fan
>>53191409
Looks photoshopped desu.
What did you dooo
>>53190536
they must not be your friends then
>>53190709
>At least you still have some people who you can call friends
no he doesn't
>>53187410
Who do you support in Germany?
It seems all the parties want refugees.
>>53191462
Don't reply to my posts please
>>53191409
how could that possibly take more than two sentences to explain
>>53191409
we told you about the ass bro
we told you
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/-JfEJq56IwI
>>53191774
I should have listened
>>53191652
I support the AfD. But currently they have problems with hardcore rights fucking up their reputation. They are a relatively young party. They are conservative as the CDU used to be once. Often people call them populists, but they have a lot of former CDU members and they at least had capable people. I'd never say this openly here though because this equals social suicide. Only my closest friends know this.
>tfw you filter every flag but America and /int/'s quality improves 10000%
Can mosquitos bit cats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mns9VeRguys
I saw them filming this music video, I was in that area to see a Wilco concert and was wondering what it was. Didn't realize the guy was Bob Dylan
>fell asleep listening to Goodnight, Travel Well by the Killers
>had a dream that my grandpa died
>>53191409
I've got nothing but time
T.work cuck
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/alabama-chief-justice-same-sex-marriage_568d644ae4b0cad15e630ca1?7o9ftj4i=
I COME FROM ALABAMA WITH A BANJO ON MY KNEE
>>53192115
a wet dream right?
>>53191409
sick or got punched in the face?
>>53192166
based
>>53192115
Feels strange.
>tfw it hurts listening to this song because muh autistic obsession
https://youtu.be/zPJQQeeYDYI
Battletoads SOON friends.
>>53192268
>obsession
With what?
>>53190536
idk for me I'm just gonna go play weeb cards with my friends because my family is busy
>>53192367
The state Nevada
>>53192489
>obsessed with Nevada
Why? Tell me about this. I feel like this could be interesting somehow.
>>53192489
Why do you like Nevada so much? It's much better to live in a neighboring state and just commute there if you want to see the nature and stuff
>>53192295
Literal Semen Demon
>>53192489
Don't worry, desert people are coming to a German town near you
Really fucking hungover lads
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>>53192838
tear that shit down
>>53191523
pretty shitty feeling. i will still go out by myself, take a selfie and then go to hang out with these people to smoke some dope and lie as i gloat about how based my birthday dinner was just to go home alone at the end of the night and fall asleep thinking of an excuse to tell my boss why i wont work till after the weekend and spend it all alone. why? because its easier being self loathing then telling these people how ungrateful they are and to stand up for myself
>>53192838
>white civs declines in power
>asian civs rise in power
>they are prejudice to blacks all the same
>ATTENTION ASIAN MEN
>STEP ASIDE
If this sign was made 1000 years ago, it would probably be complaining about Arab men enslaving everyone north and south of them
>>53192732
:^| truth hurts man.
>>53192624
>>53192620
Muh open space, wild west feeling, open carry, ghost towns conservative government. Also they were anti syrians like most states. The people were nice and I really liked Carson City. I still want to travel to Reno. Also gambling is nice. I don't care a lot about prostitution, it's prohibited in Washoe county anyways. The nature is also interesting.
I guess I could have this in other states too, but it's difficult to explain.
It's like you fell in love with a girl that everyone warns you about, and you know she'll probably make you feel bad, but you still want to be close to her.
>>53192838
>History has proven you incapable of wise leadership
History proves nothing of the sort
>>53193267
Well if you have the skillz I'm sure our main man ICE will let you into the country.
Just very, very slowly
>>53193614
fuck off we're full
so who is emigrating to krautchan ?
>>53193614
That's the problem. I don't know if I have the skills. Some question to gain the citizenship are easy like name the last three presidents.
I'm also split in between leaving and staying at the university. My life is a chaos at the moment. I still hope I manage to get my shit together and get a degree so I can become a usefull member of the community.
>tfw occasionally getting range banned on /v/
what's with with all the euro flags in /cum/ lately
>>53194190
nation of immigrants, poor huddled masses, land of opportunity, etc
>>53194190
There's an other german here lately.
I'm almost always here. Than there's this girl who moved to sweden but is canadian or something.
>>53194282
*Then not than
Fucking hell.
>come to work ready to get shit done
>get shit done
>send work to boss, other writer for review
>no one replies
>now shitposting and watching speedruns
I tried /cum/
>>53194467
Keep calm. Have you wrote them that you want them to answer you? How long have you been waiting for a reply?
http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/#/private/mTATCadYoP
Come and play faggots, don't fuck up
>>53194564
I'm a copywriter for a state institution, everything we write needs to be reviewed multiple times to please everybody.
I've been waiting since 11am
>>53192115
>tfw grandparents died when young or didn't keep in contact
>all had pretty horrible deaths
what's it like having grand parents as an adult? I'm sad I barely got to know mine as a child.
>>53194467
Hi, AGDQ, do you have battletoads? :3
>>53194678
I don't know which state your in, so I also don't know what's the time at your place but that's strange. Have you tried to contact them again? Or is it not that important?
>>53193806
I refugee with the Russians when 4chan is down.
>>53194807
I just checked my schedule app and my boss and my project manager have meetings all day today.
Also, forgot that the other writer did reply, but she can't send her revisions until later (she's mother who works from home part-time)
>>53194775
Do you not?
>>53184393
The flag of Guam is showing us what It'd be like to be born in Guam
>>53194932
I see. Does your state pay you well? I'd like to work for the government, too, if I get the opportunity and if I am qualified enough.
>>53194998
NO! NOW STOP CALLING!
Got back from the gym just as the Battletoads run is finishing
>>53195045
ewwwwww
>>53195061
most government jobs don't have super high salaries but they give really good benefits
>>53195061
See>>53195130
It pays well, plus benefits/vacation/sick days and shit. I just got my own office as well.
It's my first real job too, but I do want to move into the private sector in the next few years
>>53195123
He tried to do the bike section blindfolded.
Sorry buffalo.
>>53194190
/deutsch/ is only ever talking about refugees, how this country is getting cucked and being ironically leftist to confuse government workers monitoring what we post. I also might want to move to the US in the not so distant future, so there's that.
>>53195112
Make me
>>53195306
>being ironically leftist to confuse government workers monitoring what we post
>>53195287
;_______;
At least the next runs is are 2 of my fav SNES games.
>>53195306
>being ironically leftist
>ironically
I don't know if this anon is here, but I wanted to thank him.
A week or two ago I was complaining about my wifi being terrible, and some Anon recommended me this adapter that would pretty much let me plug it in using the wall.
Anyway, It got here today and my speeds have pretty much doubled, and my connection isnt constantly dropping. If you didnt tell me about this, id probably have to buy a new adapter that would fail anyway. So thanks.
Also, post internet speeds so this isnt just my personal blog
>>53195061
Same. But the interviews and HR departments look hard to get through.
>>53195130
>>53195199
That's good to know. I forgot you have this special prices for military members etc.
We don't have that, so the salaries are probably a little higher here.
Ted Cruz running for president
Canadians exerting their influence on us
Americans saying thank you in record numbers
>>53195374
he's joking, right?
>>53195505
>Ted Cruz
>>53195374
It's true though.
Not the other german.
>>53195446
Nice, glad to hear your speeds improved.
I pay $125/mo. for this, bleh.
>>53195535
It's probably like the Swedish thread where it's mostly trolling.
>>53188990
No. You lost it fair and square in that ass whooping.
>>53190663
I hate their whole "No cashiers" thing they have. If you want to check out you have to wander around looking for someone who isnt busy, which is impossible because retards flock to this place and not buy anything, just harass the employees. Every time I go there I regret it
What do you guys typically keep in your bathroom snack drawer?
I currently have ketchup chips and swedish fish in mine
>>53195658
DUDE WEED LMAO
>out to b day family with dinner
>opening triangle shaped presents
>Open them
>the presents are all traffic cones
>what the fuck
>mom tells me it's because I'm a wreck
>whole family laughs
>Little brother places the cones around me and pulls out a hand held siren
>Whee whoo whee whoo
>everyone in the restaraunt is confused as fuck
>>53195737
funny meme
now what do you keep in your bathroom snack drawer, senpai?
>>53195628
yeah but why would you want to buy something at the crapple store?
>>53195791
A poo poo platter
>>53195762
i suggest emancipation
>>53195848
I've tried, but I can't do that at 37.
I have to get back to my normal sleeping schedule.
Good night all of you.
>>53195628
>No cashiers
haha what?
making it difficult to buy things seems counterproductive. I went to a Microsoft store and they had cashiers but the employees were also waiting on me hand and foot. They were so helpful it kind of freaked me out.
Where's Guam?
>>53195968
night Germanon
>>53195968
Good night, anon.
>>53195658
seriously guys, I'm curious what everyone else keeps in their BSD
>>53196057
My fridge is my snackdrawer, anon.
>>53196057
I keep food in the kitchen.
>>53195816
I went to get my grandma and sister gifts. They both love apple stuff.
>>53195977
Yeah, its retarded. Basically they have employees stand around, with credit card scanners attached to their phones, and the cashiere boxes with the money built under the displays.
So when you want to check out you have to wait for a free employee, and sometimes they just redirect you to another.
>>53196181
>>53196147
i'm talking about for snacking when you poop
>>53195658
Crab legs. It was hard to fit my anvil in the bathroom though
>>53196237
Silverfish
>>53196237
just shit in your kitchen sink you degenerate
>>53195658
Tubes of uncooked sausage
>>53196253
>>53196286
>>53196315
>>53196321
ok you guys are clearly trying to troll me, i was just curious and you guys have to make it silly
>want to discuss things with foreigners, the purpose of /int/
>just get lame troll posts in reply
fuck these gay threads
>>53195925
You could pack up and git out of town if possible
>>53196237
I only stare at the wall when I poop, no reading, no games, no phone.
Zen poops are the best
>>53195762
>>53195925
You could beat the shit out of them lmao
>>53196237
>eating while pooping
disgusting
>>53196542
>not immediately refueling so your tum tum will never feel empty
>>53196237
"Don't shit where you eat"
>>53196521
I do, nightly.
I think he might hr autistic
>>53196186
Fantastic post
>>53196840
what the fuck
>>53196840
A car? what will that brilliant scientist think of next!!!
>>53196840
who is that and why does his father hate him
>>53196840
is this real? the fuck
>all this rain
scared.
someone post in my thread
>>53196954
>>53197143
California bro?
Someone watching AGDQ explain this save/kill the animals thing please.
It only made sense in the metroid game that actually had some animals.
>>53197143
Get comfy and ride it out
>>53197143
>in Seattle
>sunny as fuck
why
>>53197261
It's for metroid you dumb fuck there were two runs this year
>>53197261
I'm guessing either kill or save the animals you ride in DKC
>>53197239
yes.
Send lifeboats please.
giv back guam
>>53197399
never
>>53197334
No shit. I just said it only made sense in metroid. But they keep talking about it. Metroid is done. Thus I wonder.
>>53197384
We have multiple drains blocked in my area so streets are starting to flood. El nino has finally made it the lazy bastard.
How's everyone feeling today? I love you all 2bh.
>>53197503
Look at the schedule for the second to last run
>>53197399
As you wish great khan.
How's Anchorage?
Is it depressing like in that Nic Cage movie?
>>53197575
Doing awright.
How are you?
>>53197503
Holy shit, you're dumb.
>>53197575
I want to die as usual.
>>53197575
Shitty. Fell asleep during my all nighter attempt and got food poisoning so I skipped class to sleep it off.
>>53197575
:DDD
>>53197261
the super metroid run
on the last day i think
>>53197575
sad 2bh
>>53197640
>>53197580
Ah, my bad. I thought all the metroid stuff was done.
>>53197575
love you too.
>>53197575
Pretty good. Going home in a few minutes to smoke a bowl and play some Bloodborne
>>53197384
Where at anon? Bakersfield is lookin like it might flood
>>53197633
I've been to anchorage during summer. It's a pretty nice place and the surrounding area is beautiful.
>>53197633
My heart hurts but It'll be alright, it'll turn out alright.
How's Sweden looking today? Got any fun plans?
>>53197643
ktfb. Hang in there, you're a lovely flower and sometimes it takes a bit of sunshine for your petals to come out in the open, y'know?
>>53197658
Food poisoning blows. Hope you feel better m8. Stay hydrated, it'll help you not ache as much.
>>53197661
:DDD Breddy... Good.. :DDD
>>53197708
why anon?
>>53197720
<3
>>53197730
I love both of those things, uber jelly 2bh. How's bloodbourne coming? Personally I only just got to Old Yharnam (fuck the hunters on top of the belltowers, they're so fast and that machine gun makes things SO annoying.)
>>53197814
sandy eggo
>>53197814
Not that anon but bay area reporting in.
>>53197399
CIA
OOOOUUUUUTTTTT
>>53197874
I'm getting assblasted by the DLC. Haven't even gotten to Ludwig yet, so I've been exploring the Chalice Dungeons for upgrade materials and gems.
There's an alternate path so the hunter on the belltower won't attack you, but it does involve beating another boss
>>53197874
It's winter, there is no sun.
At night the city sky burns orange from pollution mixed with excessive lighting. It's disgusting. Just like this city, it's people, and me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7a0fvJIGPo
>>53197868
Do you think you could live there?
>>53197874
>heart hurts
That's shitty, hope it gets better. It isn't any fun.
Sweden is looking beautiful. Loving the snow and the quiet. My plans for today are escapism and good music.
took this quiz https://www.findyourspot.com
and I am researching my top results
>>53198078
I'm going to be moving to Fairbanks which is more north than anchorage but yes, I would live in anchorage.
is this true?
Whats it like being a girl
amazing games done quick ;)
>>53198157
nothing to compare it to
>>53197890
>>53197961
Tfw this might happen again
>>53198157
like being a fag without a penis.
>>53197999
CIA is a dank poster, along with LMM
>>53197874
>why anon?
thinking 'bout freedom
>My heart hurts but It'll be alright, it'll turn out alright.
What's wrong with your heart m8?
>>53198136
What kind of job will you be doing there?
>>53198141
I still love these shopped putin pics no matter how many times I've seen them
>>53198235
fuck
>>53198158
boring games done at a mediocre speed*
>>53198290
can you treat it like snow and build a fort out of it?
>>53198015
I've heard the DLC is on a whole 'nother level compared to the main game. Are you enjoying it despite the difficulty at least?
Isn't there another hunter you have to fight to go that way though? There's one on the ground near a graveyard iirc and the one on the belltower. Both of them are way faster than any other enemy I've fought so far so it's been hard to adapt and beat them.
>>53198063
It's okay anon, I get where you're coming from. If there's something you want to get off your chest you can, I'll logically listen and not bash you for how you feel, promise.
>>53198064
>pavement
Good taste
>>53198078
Yeah, heartache is nothing new, part of life and love 2bh.
Sounds like a good plan, what kind of music do you like?
>>53198283
>what's wrong with your heart anon?
I desire a relationship with someone who loves me as much as I love them, but it can't happen. I'm just in the process of moving on and getting over it, which makes my heart almost seem to physically ache because of how bad I want it.
What freedom are you desiring?
>>53198355
dkc2 is fun
>>53198397
Yeah possible now since it's freezing up there at this time
>>53198397
we take it to the next level and build house. It is how the adobe was born.
>>53198273
T.cia or lmm
>>53198078
That took a long time to fill out, here are my results.
Interesting desu.
>parents asking me again if I have depression
>sending me a therapy light for SAD
Fuck the winter buds
