The uncuckables edition
hello
>>53174245
>Not Israel flag with US in her hand
Good try.
>>53174245
>Pertamax
>Pertama - x
>First - x
>>53174305
hi Jong-un
>>53173578
Obviously, bahay kubo won't stand a chance as most of our wooden houses are designed to let wind come in and out. Also, most houses in cold climates have foam insulation on walls and double glazing windows to keep the heat in. There is also no built in gas heating system in our country, everyone would freeze.
>>53173470
>be in UK for 6 years
>last time it snowed in my area was 4 years ago
>but it still keeps raining and windy
>temperature outside is still 8 degrees everyday
kill me famiry
Herro
>>53174391
>>>/east asia/
>>53174391
hi blake
Pertamax
Ohio
today
>no class with qt Swede girl and qt Aussie seminar tutor
>chinky girl stared at me though as I was passing by, we caught each other looking
>mfw it was Sakurahime
>>53174486
>malay
>chinky looking
nice try Chang
>>53173657
>>53174047
>>53174083
Baguio is really not that cold when compared to its neighboring municipalities and provinces like Benguet, Mountain Province, Kibungan, Sagada, Barlig etc.
The only places I've heard that reached 0°C and below are Kibungan(0°C) and Mount Pulag(-2°C). some hikers claims to have recorded -8°C in Mt. Pulag not too long ago.
I literally just bought plane tickets to Bangkok.
>>53174431
>blake
>implying
>>53174374
Ok na 8. Ever since fall, Below 0 is pretty Common here in Hungary.
>>53174486
i had never been in rice paddies
>>53174616
Say hello to Russian Female Escorts over there.
>>53174305
ANYARE SAYO????!?!???
>>53174616
Get ready for /sea/ full of women*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
>>53174245
>Phil Vs China
Chance of Phil wins?
>Phil + Viet Vs China
Chance of Phil + Viet wins?
>Phil + Viet + Indo Vs China
Chance of Phil + Viet + Indo wins?
>>53174616
Its normal for alone russians and australians to go there
>>53174734
>Phil Vs China
No
>Phil + Viet Vs China
Yes, if Vietnam can into guerilla warfare again and Philippines can prevent amphibious invasion
>Phil + Viet + Indo Vs China
Yes, if the same as above and if Indonesia can dominate the seas and utilise its industry
>>53174734
Vietnam is a sleeping power
>humiliated France
>humiliated USA
>humiliated China
You don't fuck around with Vietnam.
>>53174764
From what I know not many Russians go alone there. Usually either with families if they want to just relax on the beach, or with friends if they want to party hard. Either way, many Russian tourists behave there very stupidly and snobby. I'll try to be better than that.
Perhaps I'll go to Philippines in June.
>>53174734
Yes on all
We just let whiteys do it
>>53174868
yes Ivan!
spread your Slav genes!
>>53174903
Of course, I'll try to create as many Elliot Rogers in Philippines as possible. Time to slav your place up.
>>53174868
Go to Philippines and represent Russian nation by being better than typical tourist, future Filipinos will be more accepting.
>>53174962
I love cultural enrichment tbhwy
>>53174962
go to Indo next time please Boris.
I want to hunt some qt mix-bred kids
>>53174685
Ay dude, How's snow like?
What's the temp in Hungary?
silly faggots
nobody goes to philippines to become a tourist
have you heard of malaysia lately? malaysia truly asia
looks like something is good there, a lot of people going to malaysia and enjoying their time of their life
>>53174616
Pic related?
>>53174245
Why were the 765's so much better than any other ones?
>>53174962
They won't be Supreme Gentlemen.
Halfies drown in pussy
More liek Supreme Kontolmen lmao
>>53174962
Never seen a half slav half flip
But in whitey qt rankings slav>anglo,cuckasian,aryan,nordicks
>>53174868
>>53174962
>slav your place up
no need for that, we already got tons of squatters my cyka friend. 10/10, would trade our squatters for yours doe.
>>53175085
Wanna fug?
>>53174868
Please, these fucking rich Russians in Greece can fucking kill themselves.
Worst tourists together with young bongs
Everybody hates them, but atleast you will be nice
We love you Boris :3
May you find yourself qts there, and enrich them with track suits and additional squatting, and slav semen
>>53175017
There are no direct flights to Indonesia from my city, sadly, so it's too expensive for me.
>>53175075
>Halfies drown in pussy
Really? Noice
>>53175085
I've never seen a full flip with my own eyes desu
>>53175205
We love you too, Jun-Jun :3
>>53175319
go with boat to straya, you will be here in no time
Im @ Eton Centris atm if anyone's wondering.
#FML
>>53175372
>dat puffy bulge
>>53175439
Shit nigga i just bought buko juice near in the stairway
>>53175514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZmJpv4uDcM
Kantot
So people in some other board told me this was the place to ask.
I plan to go to Hawaii this month. Have any of you gone there? What's it like? What can I do there?
Is it shitty?
>>53175861
Palau, but less Filipino.
>>53175616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAkDnIiTYME
Quality video nigga.
>>53175906
aren't Lazarenes the largest minority there too?
>>53175906
>Palau
Okay, what's Palau like?
>>53176032
Hawaii, but more Filipino.
>>53176032
Boracay with a city
used to be part of the Philippines until jap shit invaded the country
>>53175951
Don't you get jailed for noise pollution in Britain?
>>53176388
Mosques are the only exception
>>53176032
Hawaii, but more Filipino.
>>53176119
>>53175953
Yes, we are the biggest minority 16.3%
>>53176388
That is in America.
Nobody gives a shit on these big highways in anay case.
>>53175951
>drive an Aston Martin around London
>plays animu music with windows down
>>53176388
Yes, but mosques are exemption as Muslims need to project their power and authority on British people.
>>53176640
Can you drive while nude in Britain?
>>53176684
>driving a car in London
Why?
It's not even driving at this point, shit is so slow.
>>53176738
Most likely not.
>>53176738
>they have luxury tax on tampons
>you cannot wear a plate armour into Parliament
>dying in Parliament is a criminal offence
>A guy can urinate in public, so long as it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle, and his right hand is on the vehicle
>It was legal to have sex with your wife anytime you want, even if it she did not want to (abolished)
>>53176852
>dying in Parliament is a criminal offence
How are they going to punish a corpse?
>>53177057
Put him in prison of course :)
Joking, most likely they'll take some money or property from the dead person's estate.
>>53177115
What seriously? why? what's wrong being dyin' in parliament?
Oldman can get heart attack anytime, tho
>>53177332
It's a Parliament gathers in a royal palace and anyone who dies there are entitled for a state funeral kwikwikwikwi
Also, the UK has bailiffs.
>Baliffs can take your luxury properties without your permission if you don't pay a fine or tax
>they can use force to enter your house, but not when children are around and is used as a final resort
>if you refuse to pay, they will take whats outside your house like a car
>>53177475
It's because*
>>53176738
>mitcher for ants
Red pill me on Amachan is it good?
>>53177720
Not as micro as your kontol
pokpok
>>53178291
wait kontol means benis?
>tfw someone told me here earlier that I lost my kontol last night
I don't have kontol!
>>53178737
>>53178356
makan aku kontol
>>53175529
Gibe me a free bj next time ok?
>>53178737
Yeah pretty much
Here's good pasta for you:
Hisap kontol ku (Suck my dick)
>>53179287
makan aku kontol! = Eat me, benis!
makan kontol aku! = Eat my benis!
Is it wrong to be the village bicycle?
>>53179466
noted
>>53178291
No. My dick is alright.
You need you rename that picture as well. It's named wrong.
>>53174245
Makoto is cute :3
this is a native brunei girl
Tfw having a waifu is expensive, but at least not in the long run until DLC most likely ;_;
>buy compatible VR PC
>Price of VR is half the VR compatible PC
Is it true that Maggi causes cancer?
>>53180079
Source?
>>53180079
yes
ASEAN is dead
>>53181175
hey
>>53181247
lewd
>>53174245
Those girls NEEDS to be blacked
>>53181330
s-sorry
>>53174245
>Played the game in PSP
>Tomboy 1st choice
>Best pair
Any more IM@S eng translated games?
>>53180077
You still need to buy benis machine :DDDD
but seriously, VR sex is a real thing now
Putang ina everyone
>>53174245
>us flag on anywhere far from bikini
>>53181776
fugg how much does the benis machine cost?
Tfw no clients to cover my VR expense.
>>53181895
Long time no see too
>>53174486
>Yellow with Fu Manchu stache
>Not shit brown with Hamed beard
Fuck, I don't even think chinks here were ever into rice farming.
>>53182793
>chinks
No, that's a picture representing Pekka's struggle in the Karelian rice fields
>>53183192
filtered
>>53179470
Yes, very.
Looks like you need to get... punished.
IYKWIM
daily reminder
>>53183609
you can change the name when you annex us
>>53183609
t. Nguyen
>>53183782
t. Mahmoudin
>>53183856
t. Polen
>>53184043
t, MILF leader
ITT bored people
>>53184397
What's there to talk about?
All the fun shit is happening in Europe, E. Asia and the Mideast. ASEAN is probably the most boring ass place in the world right now.
>>53184397
>>53184521
asean qts are a top tier resource, post them
>>53184630
paint it black
>>53184724
Renge had a hard life.
>>53184772
Have never smiled.
>>53184521
being boring isn't so bad,at least we don't have hordes of immigrants
goodnight SEAmen,ILY
What have you been doing on holiday?
>>53186938
legit stayed in my room the entire time
>confessing to a girl that you fap to their pictures and they say they fap to your pictures too<3
Selamat tidur
>>53188043
>they fap to your pictures too
>>53188247
all the time to my female friends, I always look at them in the eye with a bit of mischief when I see them
>>53184521
How about china's tauting.
>>53188420
>i meant taunting
>>53188415
my female friend seemingly says lewd things on purpose
ASEAN is too poor and small to be relevant. At least in the western they're small but isn't poor because imperialis and shits. american country eventhough not that rich but they're big and less populated. Asean is colonialized country that has yet developed to catch the non colonialized or developed maturely in economic.
>>53188493
l-lewd, I wish I had lady friends like that! You should say jokingly do you want to, when she says something about sex. You might get lucky and she'll say yes
If the world break probably asean will get benefit because asian is too populated compared to america europe and australian.
>>53189072
>if war breakout eventhough it's unlikely
>>53174245
triggered
>>53174245
If somehow asean can make like euro union. We probably is not bullied and can help each other.
http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-35242079
Flying saucer ?
>>53190069
Why is it always the third world countries that claim they found aliens?
>Be me after dinner
>See cat staring at the door
>Go play with him and open the small pet door for him
>Cat poking its head out and not going through the door
>Decide to fuck around with the cat by closing the pet door and leaving him
>Landlady saw it and got triggered.
>"Are you teasing him again? He wouldn't trust people anymore if you keep teasing him like that. Open the door now"
>I just laughed and open door
>>53190375
I hate cats. They're incapable of love.
>>53190375
>>53190598
>a daily reminder that cats are always plotting to kill you, but they will never do simply because you're bigger than them
>>53188750
>>53189072
>>53189155
w-we can always try to be relevant in the region by doing everything together like the EU.
>hunting down pirates? do it with combined ASEAN navy
>counter terrorism and rebel suppression? do it together
>patrolling territorial water? do it together
>sending humanitarian aid to africa or middle east? make a ASEAN humanitarian expedition force
>want to make legislations? do it together
>want to trade? do it with each other as much as possible
>need help in a dispute? always back each other even if you don't support it
>have territorial dispute with another ASEAN memeber? compromise and share
>having financial troubles? help each other and don't ask for the money back
>want to have a way to integrate ASEAN cultures so that everyone can understand each other? provide language and culture classes with trips
>peacekeeping? make ASEAN peacekeeping force
ASEAN can be strong and relevant, if we're willing to do it together even if it is hard. Only if we had leaders that have the political will to encourage ASEAN to do this.
eu is aiding their fellow member and sharing their profit compulsory & daily let alone the green visa and one currency, m8.>>53191465
Remember thair income tax and VAT tax are very high so their government has a lot of money to share.
>>53188821
What if she says no fa͏m?
>>53190598
I know.
>>53191135
But what happens if we make catgrills, will they do this or will they be tsunderes?
>>53191465
Factually it would not be that simple. If that simple you guys had brought china to international court.
>>53192046
You have to say it jokingly and not make it sound like you're asking sex, like if she says something lewd you could say "you would want that" and if she laughs and says "I do" with then ask her "do you want to try" :)
>>53192420
tsunderes/yanderes will be okay for me
https://www.netflix.com/my/
>>53194027
T-Then I'll be one
>>53195208
do you want to come for some netflix and chill a bit?
Also, that term "netflix and chill" triggers me so much, my lady friend who I have been really close at for years has ended up becoming a village bicycle when she got hers naive self invited to it.
>>53195499
fucking slut!
>>53196261
B-Baka, I'm still pure ;_;
>>53196356
But your mind isn't pure, everyday you have fantasies and lewd thoughts about people that you meet or like. You're unclean as a village bicycle :^)
>>53196491
Wouldn't that make you a slut too?
>ywn date a qt asean
>>53196619
I don't hide the fact that I am a slut because that's me :^)
>>53198433
Naughty naughty :p
Good moaning, just seen a beautiful sunrise.
>>53198612
;)
>>53199417
TEA, darling? black or white?
E
A
>>53199584
golden
kwikwikwi
>>53198433
>>53198612
>>53199417
>>53199527
>>53199584
>>53199849
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong board. Anime board's two blocks down.
>/asean/ is waking up
Good morning!
>>53200230
Christmas was 12 days ago
>>53199527
I'm secretly naughty too :3
It's more fun pretending to be pure in mind.
magandang umaga
>>53174245
Good Morning /asean/!
So did you guys like Phantom World 01?
basta't tayo'y magasama,laging mayroong umagang kay ganda
>>53200217
>/a/sean/
you must be new :^)
Good morning everyone
boys do fall in love, they make time, making love in a Saturday night~
>>53204740
Make love with fellow boys?
Anyone into good realistic medieval fantasy anime like Berserk, but the protagonist is a bit more gay? Watch Arslan Senki.
>big battles that gibs me lady boners
>middle eastern setting
>countries clearly base off of Indians, Christian crusaders, Persians, Byzantines, etc.
>fighting is more realistic than most medieval fantasy
>people die, nobody is op.
>>53205155
>>53205155
>>53205248
It's a song, you dip
>>53205217
Is it better than Kingdom which plot involves the actual unification of China
>>53205217
Is the protagonist literally gay?
>>53181776
>>53180077
Time to buy lotto and pray that I win even the 2nd-3rd price is good enough
>>53205217
>>53205874
very gay as you can see here >>53205946
>>53205607
I don't know, I have not watched that yet. But there is a lot of plots and backstabbing. There's also a lot of interesting dillemas like how the protagonist kills a slave master and frees the slaves, but the slaves attack him because they preferred to be slaves as their master was a protective and kind to them.
Also, the protagonist's dad is always butt hurt because he hates the main protagonist so bad for being this gay and weakling at commanding and fighting that he doesn't even care if the main protagonist dies.
Pic related, main protagonist's dad who is a warrior king and has won countless titanic battles
>>53186270
>Already have hoards of Indonesians, Bangladeshis and Myanmars in your country.
>2 million Indonesians alone.
has anyone tried the new Netflix available in our country yet? is their selection any good?
>>53206395
>having variety of /sea/ people in your country and bitching about it
I'd rather take 2 million Indonesians than bangladeshis tbhwy
I want an sea gf pls
>Binay, Poe, and Roxas each spent $9 million to $10 million each
>Trump, who is seeking the US presidency, had so far spent $2 million, Ben Carson and Ted Cruz, each spent $5 million
Just how corrupt are our politicians spending all our tax money unlike our God-Emperor Trump
>>53206608
>sea gf
sure thing my friend, do you prefer atlantic, pacific, indian, southern or artic?
>>53206488
When a chunk of them account for the spike in petty crime (on top of the local keling gangs and rempit fucks), it ain't all that rosy.
>>53206743
And don't forget the ah beng chink gangs.
>>53206395
>2 million Indonesians alone
arr rook same
>Myanmars
what kind,the rohingya ones?
>>53206714
Idk I just want a qt gf who is nice to me. Which is best suited? Can you provide picture examples of those?
>>53206633
DutDut spends 12 mil just on internet retards alone.
>>53206941
depends, how badly you do you want it
>>53206930
Apparently a mix of Chins, Rohingyas, and kebabs from various corners of the country.
>http://www.unhcr.org.my/About_Us-@-Figures_At_A_Glance.aspx
>142,630 total
>46,920 Chins
>50,030 Rohingyas
>12,200 Myanmar Muslims
>7,140 Rakhines & Arakanese, and other ethnicities
>>53205217
>liking gay characters
I don't get why women love shipping malexmale.
Do you really just like the cheap thrill of intimacy so that you'll do it to anyone?
>>53207114
I have zero standards
I do mean zero. If she has a vagina km good to go
>>53207212
No, I hate the main protagonists. I don't fucking get why anyone would follow him or want them to be their king, he's so inexperienced and air headed. I like his companions very much though.
any wizards here?
>>53207212
Also, Indon girl is really into malexmale but she looks at me with disgust when I say I like femalexfemale. I'm not sure if that statement is true, but I agree with it.
>>53207340
Grand Wizard reporting in
>>53195208
They sure took their fucking time.
>>53207289
Let's just say that the protags have that quality that the side characters want to match or have.
>>53207388
Dealing with homolust of the same gender IS off-putting though. As a guy, it's kinda nice to watch girlxgirl getting naughty.
>>53202203
Have not seen it yet seeing it leisurely prolly more comfy than catching up daily
>>53207388
Really how so?
do negritos go to the cities?
>>53208683
wut, so there are no natives in calabarzon?
i'm pretty sure my senpai has been here since before the spics came
triggered desu
>>53208762
probably settlers from a later migration
Is our guy Dutdut still relevant or is the meme kill?
I never heard anything about him since the new years
And they say the Colorado sucked. Did wg fix this ship. Because I'm doing really good on a stock hull
>>53209045
how long do battles last there? I imagine it to be longer than WoT
>>53209086
Wot battles last longer actually, you can't camp in wows and you're easy target for carriers if you stopped to hide
>Have a qt young teen neighbor
What pickup line would you shoot?
>>53209510
I want to pollinate your flower.
>>53209510
>not posting pic
>>53209510
>My Daddy told me to never be ashamed of our dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kuw6KBc6ie4
>>53209584
Too fast
it is true that Spanish is spoken in the Philippines?
>>53209700
Creole. And only in one region, IIRC.
It used to be part of the curriculum (at least in UP), but it got removed.
>>53209700
tsinelas, eskwela, fiesta!
>>53209700
Mi no habla ESPAÑOL hombre
>>53207340
em
>>53209700
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPSreg23Gho
>>53209755
I wish we stuck with Spanish, instead of American "English" tbhwy
STATUS:
MARTARD = KEK
BINAY = KEK
POE = KEK
>>53209934
sauce of getting keked?
>>53209700
No we don't speak Spanish but 30-40% of our vocabulary consist of Spanish words
>Dutertards are leaking again this early.
Yuck
>>53208762
I guess they weren't negritos
>>53208683
I don't think igorots are considered or I'm just thinking of another tribe.
cute thread you fags have here
>>53209980
>Fears discipline
>Probably a criminal
Kill yourself Martard
Du30 2016 for speration and balkanization of the failippines.
>>53208683
>no legend for the grey areas
>>53209934
That dutdut filter though. Is he like 15
ONLY B1NAY
ONLY B1NAY
SINO PA BA? (WHO ELSE?)
ONLY B1NAY
>>53210108
It probably has no credibility whatsoever.
Tribes are nomadic they move around.
>>53210164
>2016
>people still get buttmad about ethnic stereotypes
They sure learned their parents' mistakes well.
>>53210108
there are no aboriginals there
>>53210138
MAR ROXAS
The only hope of our country & our savior
More tanim bala
More rapes
More holdapers
More bilibid jacuzzis
More corruption
More drugs
More drug addicts
More drug pushers
YES TO MAR YES TO THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR COUNTRY
VOTE LIBERTARD PARTY
Hello, my name is Señior Jose Carlos II Agüera y Ñguyen. I'm a proud Filipino-Spanish descent. My family has been proud owners of Hacieñda Ñguyen for nearly five generations. I represent the majority of Filipinos like me and we think, that we should bring back compulsory Spanish in schools to re-discover our proud culture.
Are there any cute flip traps?
If you live in the Philippines, don't forget to vote Arturo Reyes for president this year.
>>53210241
There is a board specifically for these types of posts. It's called >>>/pol/
>>53210261
Dios mio Joselito, the hacienda better be given to the people.
>>53210262
>not being a flip trap fucking bitches on the side
SCREW DU30's DISCIPLINARIAN RULE
VOTE MAR ROXAS & CONTINUE BEING A SHITTY COUNTRY WHERE PEOPLE RAPE THEIR OWN DAUGHTERS & DRUG LORDS LIVE LIKE KINGS
>>53210326
So how much do you get paid for shilling ITT?
>Ignore politik posters
>hide politik posters
>>53210352
Let's have some tea first
Assalamualaikum fags
>>53210326
Du30 for seperation!
We want out of this ship
>>53210348
Not as much as what the Libertard party is paying propaganda pages in FB
>Hey you! Why are you so quiet, tell us about you, c'mon don't shy...
>>53210261
>Nguyen
I was under the impression that Nguyen was Vietnamese surname
>>53210286
I remember when of of my HS teachers' husband (who had tons of national-level commendations and held top positions at various academies) ran for city mayor and only got 40+ votes.
Everyone voted for the family that has held the position for decades.
>>53210209
Regionalism + pride is an unstoppable force.
>>53210410
Separation? where'd you get that idea? stupidshitmartardsthink.com?
>>53210410
Arturo Reyes can get you out of this ship, too: clearly this "independence" thing didn't work out in the long run, so if you want to come on back, our military would certainly be all ears.
>>53210439
Which nationality are these.
>>53210459
Du30 for balkanization and separation
fuck off martard.
CALM YOUR TITS DDS & MARTARDS
>>53210317
But the hacienda has already been fairly distributed to all deserving citizens, my little
plebeyo.
Now, say with me "I ride my little bicicleta to school".
>>53210440
It is
