jazz edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIv2cIyJWcU
shit thread
>>53171067
>>53171067
Squaaaaaaaaa
>>53171097
no really mämmi is equally shit
t. not him
>>53171067
Kääbik pillub pisut kortsus kulli :DDDDDDD
>>53171067
Uhuu!
Yökulli on kohdalla!
>>53171220
>>53171067
come home, Pekka
this is where you belong
isnt it ironic that we eat dessert AFTER dinner
>>53171326
eating right now t.bh
greg the stop sign
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwI2NrVYqIE
>>53171489
tasty
Really need to poo
>>53171595
Pajeet
>>53171533
Hi!
Where's all the racism?
>>53171764
kek
Good afternoon, gents.
>>53171833
G'day, cunts.
>>53171833
Good afternoon, lad.
>>53171833
Howdy
>>53171833
Evening, dubs.
morning
good morning
kārums get
Actual dubs get here.
Dubs or I Lithuanian.
>>53172697
>>53172885
>>53173031
>>53173494
>>53173529
>>53173687 check these out
singles get
>>53173687
>>53173698
n00bs chk ths
>meme arroews<
cheeky dubs
angry get
fart parties=farties
"53173758"
Please tell me more about those meme arroews.
doubles
Post modern patriotic music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkR3ynb5YDY
>no dubs
FUCK SAKE LET ME GET DOUBLES
wew lads
tried to post a gif
fuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaa
100% -----> thread archived
adrenalines still pumping
REE
last try get
Doubles for the doubles god
Trips for the trips throne
>>53173889
Off by 1 (one)
>>53173889
@53173838
>haha what do you want to know<
>52 posts
>4 dubs
Reoccurring digits
>>53173922
You did friend.
DUBS
What a shit thread
>>53173939
6th dubs right here.
$$53173924$$
What can I do with those memearroews?
rolling
>>53173889
I dryhumped my mom's passed out ass and came on it
wat do
%53174005%
>you can make green memetext my friend<
>>53174029
post picws
Last attempt
>>53174029
Stick it in
>>53174054
lmao
>>53174052
>>53174173
Where is the cum
>>53174173
on the ass' ass but he already licked it off
binkas
bunkis
Would you rather blast fuck a donkey and have it video tapped and released on pornhub
or
Power fuck your pet but no one else ever finds out
Praise Tengri
cobber
>>53174624
fuck a donkey but then upload it in bolivia so the donkey-fucking web police take it down without charges
Good to see /bantz/ has kept it's warm atmosphere.
>>53174624
I don't have a pet, I have a few chickens does that count ?
>>53174718
>>53171533
hi and thanks for the (You)
>>53174720
yes but you have the chimp fuck every one
Drinking some Baileys Irish Cream lads
Hi I came for the dubs and the (you)?
can I also get a gf here?
>>53174895
Okay I'll fuck the 5 chooks.
Just grabbing some dubs lads, don't mind me.
>>53174993
Be glad you don't have a cock otherwise it would get embarrassing
looks at ze dubz xDD
I really enjoy watching these things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1uFOtqbr7c
What's best people? Jerking off with your main hand or jerking off with your other one?
I prefer my main handle (left) because it's far more dexterous than my right one. The downside is that because the other hand is less sensitive it actually feels more like a handjob. This is a double edges sword though because you could easily pull your dick leading to potential injury and fundamentally ruining the fapping experience.
Also any yogafags sucked your own dick before? How does that compare? Thanks
>>53175033
Genuinely chuckled.
>>53174624
donkey 2bh my cat would probably die and the video would never get past moderation
>>53175152
Main if I'm lying down, other if I'm sitting.
>>53175152
I use main most of the time especially finishing off, I only really use other if I'm feeling adventurous.
>>53175274
>>53175332
Not going to lie other hand doesn't work for me for some reason.
>>53175152
I always jerk with my off hand because I use my right hand to browse doujins desu senpai.
>>53175368
Like anything it just takes practice.
A nine would be nice.
>>53171211
>>53171533
>>53171833
>>53173922
>>53174944
>>53175033
CCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53175573
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Coffee lads.
Worth the sweat.
>>53175659
Utter nutter.
>>53175659
>drinking the caffeinated jew
>>53175659
the sweat, you say?
>>53175613
TSSUUUUU
>>53175696
Waheyy
>>53175699
I also wash with the soap made from their bodies.
>>53175703
The sweat, mate.
>>53175368
Other hand feels much better for me to be desu.
>>53175766
the sweat?
HARDO GAY
>>53175867
The sweat.
>>53176016
Mate.
How to expand the Caliphate lads?
>>53171178
>No guns lol NZ pride
I feel like NZ is the wrong place for anti-gun campaigners.
>>53176070
t. alberto barbosa
>>53176053
mate?
>>53176117
Sweat.
>>53176117
lets
>>53176185
you're going to have to simplify this for me
>>53176070
Alberto my main man! Good to see you here.
Is Australian "mate" a short for "inmate"?
Posting a nice message on other boards like
Thanks /bantz/ for being so chill and friendly :3
>yeah yeah inb4 "fuck off"
>>53176219
The body excretion of water and salt, fellow.
>>53176245
You never go in your mate. That's unaustralian.
lads im really fond of finnish people
>>53176302
>>53176302
FUG OFF :DDD
What board was that ?
>>53176325
Let me drive my van (into your heart)
>>53176325
>The body excretion of water and salt, fellow.
oh THAT sweat okay you could have just said so 2bh
Я C BAMИ БPATЬЯ
>>53176331
>>53176342
Aw I appreciate that you guys won't even chain a proper "fuck off" to me
/vg/agdg if you really wanted to track it down
>>53176492
awwww i wish /vg/ was better. are you ok?
>>53176492
I really don't know what you were expecting tb.h
atok
>>53176714
dva
>>53176633
LMAO holy shit I'm not hurt by it or anything, I just thought it was funny, ty tho
Love you too ozzie
>>53176650
/int/ threads full of "I'd spoon you anon" have softened me
>>53176326
thx
>>53176714
stuffed if i know
>>53176840
>>53176847
these 2 answers are different
>>53176714
Why doesn't the monkey just push the first wheel and find out instead of asking dumb questions?
>>53176871
Well done Australia.
>>53176714
is that monkey supposed to be a turk
>>53176714
2 you fucking idiot
>>53176714
that chair doesn't make any fucking sense to me
átok
r8 my window lads
>>53177112
nice window
do you keep firewood in the shed?
>>53177112
Too icey.
My window is pretty noice.
Geddit?
No ice. Noice.
Waaaaheyeyyyyehayaahehehaeheahheaehhehaheh
i have to go to the job employment place tomorrow and look for jobs but i don't feel anything, i'm not fit for a job at this point
if i got a job i'd stare at a wall the entire time and wonder what the hell i'm doing here
what am i supposed to tell the employment adviser when i get there?
i can't keep up this charade forever
>>53177200
pfpfhfhahhahah xDDDD
Finally found a girl with no bfs ever. She is cold and too insecure and unbalanced. I have no idea how to get closer.
>>53177232
tell them you've broadened your horizon and you're all about the international job scene now
then show them /int
>>53177139
Thanks, yes I do
>>53177200
Nice joke and dubs
>>53177200
Rofl!
>>53177354
>tfw can't roll on the floor because the satanic pensioner from downstairs will call the bolice
>>53177308
Hello, my Turanic brother!
>>53177308
As long as she doesn't scream when you come from under the fridge, it's a good start
my chestuhhh
>>53177232
Tell him you'll do it for free.
>>53177481
>>53177319
thanks for replying i guess
>>53171046
Praise Paul Keres, praise Mikhail Tal
>>53177444
Hi. My body is a cage.
>>53177465
I like this joke but I'm really sad.
>>53177552
Your body is an exoskeleton, we established this yesterday
Girls who's asshole you'd live inside?
>>53177577
Someone who's fat.
>>53177577
ur mum hahahahaha
>>53177577
someone on a very strict diet
i'd just run around in there and listen to the echo of my voice
>>53177552
The turkshit he never cleans up
they all act like human snakes
come near one and it will blow up
their existence was God's mistake
Just look at the world they live in
eating crumbs off the kitchen floor
Their own scum it does surround them
What more is you looking for
-let's hope they-
Drown in the sea
In the Black sea
Roaches they love it
eating up dog shit
take it from me
© Anonymate
Just wrote this myself, make sure to credit me if you copy it.
>>53171282
This is the coolest post on /int/ today
>>53177794
are you the cute dutch muscleman?
my tp, it literally feels like wiping with a kitten, absolutely exclusive
Doing a wake up and brewin some tea, lads.
mutual funds, investments for my son
expanding my portfolio and getting it done
>>53177905
I wipe with kittens, absolutely madmanusive
>>53177986
>16:30
>doing a wake up
hello my unproductive friend
>>53178027
the best!
>>53178004
say hi to the father from me!
>>53178087
toodle doo
>>53177552
I know you hate yourself inside but so do the rest of us so can you please stop posting on /balt/+/ausnz/
>>53178054
you can theoretically be productive while being a vampyr
>>53178192
dont be mean. hes welcome here.
>>53178286
fuck off lelbourne
>>53178279
if i were one, i'd run for the head of the blood bank and cash in hard from the black market
also, vampire: the masquerade was a pretty ebin game
Might go take a 4am shower.
>>53178192
Okay. I was here to make myself a bit better since I have suffering from the girl.
>>53178401
I've wanted to play that for many years and still haven't
Should I?
>>53178423
Sounds like a good idea actually
My gooch is sweatier than a Japanese businessman at an S&M club
>>53178423
take a cold one, like an absolute madman™
>>53178374
This.
Fuck turks. They're not even fun shitposters like you Aussies.
>>53178453
yes, maybe, why not?
i don't remember much of it
only that in case of desperation you could eat rats...
>>53178453
No it's garbage
>>53178453
yes, you can get a qt slave and make her wear lewd clothes
just don't play malkavian and whatever you do, don't open it
>>53179151
your opinion is poo not in the loo
>>53179206
don't open w-what?
>>53179250
just don't open it
anyway it's a great game but like all obsidian games, it's rushed and unfinished
Captcha: 888
>>53179414
You crazy son of a bitch.
>>53179439
????
>>53179414
>>53179529
BONK
>>53179594
BINKAS
afternoon lads. (more like evening haha! bloodyb winter weather!) any of youse seen my ladder? thanks
>>53179729
Hi, Reddit!
>>53176326
>ctrl + f finn
FINNS MENTIONED
>>53179761
erm reddit? *points up* name's Jacob!
>>53179785
Howdy, Reddit!
lads
lads
lads
I kissed a girl yesterday
>>53179785
hi Jacob from Reddit!
>>53179807
who remember
>>53179811
Was it a female girl or a male girl?
finland
>>53179805
haha whats this, some kind of austrian cuisine!!! reddit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! reddity ahahahah, saying howdy like i'm some bloody yank, ahahah, mental truly mental!!!!
>>53179843
>>53179811
dubs confirm. upvoting!
>>53179811
What sort of kiss ?
A peck or a hearty pash ?
>>53179863
Hello, Reddit!
>>53179860
M E N T I O N
>>53179860
SUOMI MAINITTU!!!!
tonight
>>53179807
top kek
>>53179880
a nice 15 second tongue twister before leaving
>>53179880
>A peck or a hearty pash ?
Fuck, I love Aussie slang.
>>53179927
What did she taste like?
>>53179888
look at that post number guys ahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ahahahahahahahhahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! names jacob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jacob harriot! *nodding at the cold, bleak landscape outside* ICE to meet you!
>>53179941
ur mum
>>53179927
>he left
>he got a 15 sec tongue twister and he left
forever a virgin
>>53179927
Women's mouths are so soft and squishy
>>53179964
nice
>>53179970
like salty bags of coin, amirite :p
I swear to god I'd rather tongue some fat guys anus than kiss a girl. Girls are disgusting.
>>53179956
fuck off back to /brit/ you wanker
>>53180006
>he puts salt on his bag of coins
>not mayo
pleb
:(
>>53178054
Hello, my slightly more productive friend.
>>53180047
>mayo
>m a y o
>on coins
>mayo
i thoughht this place was supposed to be funny
make me laugh
>>53180073
i bet you put your finger between triangles even though the sign said not to
>>53180019
This.
Why would anyone want to kiss someone with a bleeding axe wound?
>>53180131
w-why did the chicken cross th-the road
>>53180131
put your whore mouth to work and make me cum
>>53180143
some of the orcs from two towers were smokin hawt man
>>53180187
fair warning i have a vagina you wont enjoy it
>>53180186
haha whys that??? ahahah cant wait
>>53180131
your life
>>53180131
Aussies
>>53179939
"Hearty" is a kiwi one. We don't use that often.
>>53180214
>ahahah cant wait
neither could the chicken
the end
badum bap badadadada bam!
>>53173823
fart=friend's art
>>53180267
superb post
>>53180221
i get enough of them in /brit/ desu thought you lot would have a refreshing spicier flavour
>>53180218
who is this bitter mountain man
>>53180234
How often do you call each other pooftas?
>>53180271
flowchart= fart of low chance art
>>53180271
art = friend's fart
>>53180311
pretty regularly if I'm being honest
>>53180311
Whenever someone does something poofta-ish of course.
queef = queen's chief