TRUMPIRE edition
Cara
pushing it yank
If you could say just one thing to Donald Trump, what would it be?
natalia u star(lia)
>>53167745
"I love you"
wary
>>53167745
"alri donny"
Azusa
wish you could anti-sign petitions 2bh
Yeah alright lads what should I fang this bird
T R U M P I R E
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>/brit/
>90% Aussie shitposts
>>53167786
ahoy hoy, nat you phat
>>53167796
Yet we are the ones getting FOY'd.
>A Chachoengsao woman who was scheduled to get married within months has posted photos of herself in a matrimonial dress during a “wedding ceremony” at her dead fiancé’s funeral.
>"I dreamed of our wedding. I saw us holding hands. Rest in peace. I love you, Fiat. Please know that our dream has come true," Nan wrote.
>>53167786
i wanna fuck you so hard in the pussy baby
>>53167707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_1IMZmJe-U
>>53167816
well maybe if you stopped making alien porn themed threads it wouldnt happen cunt
>>53167791
>Australia emblazoned with the Indonesian flag
fugg
>>53167745
"Godspeed."
>>53167827
I hate Queen
>>53167786
why did you super like her lad?
>>53167821
probably killed himself so he wouldn't have to marry the minger i reckon
>>53167821
.__.
>>53167829
oh yeah i'm not saying it wasn't a justified anger, it just seems like a strange idea to advocate turning an entire country into farmland
say goodbye
>>53167844
Your opinion matters not.
Sounds really good on my senheisers.
thinking about killing myself
>>53167846
It was a mistake
>>53167874
what do you think could possibly happen?
>>53167897
it better have been because she is a solid 5.5
night lads
>>53167911
they nuke Tokyo and Seoul
lmao rekt hard
>>53167821
If she can marry a corpse can I marry my waifu
>>53167897
nah imo it's a good call
if you super like really cute girls it's like yeah whatever they get tonnes. if you super like average girls then they're more responsive because they don't get them often.
>>53167926
Night chap.
>>53167932
For what purpose?
>>53167917
Yeah nah it was one of those classic scenarios when you're hovering on her card on your Sony Xperia Z3™ and it spazzes out and superlikes
>>53167935
She would say no.
JUN told me she doesn't even like you.
>>53167932
Then they'll be literally be wiped out though.
>>53167935
sure
I wish I lived in an Empire. Life seems so much easier under an absolute monarchy. The Emperor says do something and we do it. No squabbling
On a bus now BTW lads
>>53167938
yeah i know my mate and i discovered this one night and decided to call it the Ed-Morgan Conjecture
>>53167953
haha!
product placement much!!!
how much did you get for that post!!!!!
or are they paying you by the hour!!!!!!!!
haha!!!!!!!!!!
asked a girl out for drinks on tinder lads and she hasn't responded
thought she was a lock tbqh
>>53167956
this regression to infantilism among young males is very worrying
>>53167959
>Then they'll be literally be wiped out though.
I don't think Kim really cares, desu. Imagine how different the world would be after though. Would be interesting to see in a morbid way
>>53167988
why the ed-morgan conjecture la
>>53167996
Implying anything about K-on is infantile. Kill yourself please.
>>53167973
You'll have a queen soon..
>>53167991
if she was a lock how would she reply silly, she would have no fingers!
Just had a Maccy d AMA
>>53168001
Kim does care whether he lives or dies. You have to assume that people are rational (unless proven otherwise) to begin to understand their intentions
>>53168040
What drink?
>>53168001
I don't know, I think he just wants to be king of his castle and the bombs are just a way of maintaining it. You can't really roll in and uproot a guy with a nuke primed to launch at your allies.
Although I agree, it would be morbidly interesting to see the world react to something like that.
>>53168028
I was thinking warcraft fuck my life.
>>53168054
Tea, I'm no yank.
>north korea just announced owning a hydrogen bomb
hahahaha righto cunt, 50 years behind the rest of the world.
>2057: north korea announces development of first smart phone
hahaha am i right lads? like for more social commentary
>>53168059
fedora post of the CENTURY alert
>willy covered in smegma
>crotch smells like rotten fish
>armpits are worse
>hair is a greasepit
Reckon im gonna need like an hour long shower tomorrow lads. Going out to get my hair cut, a new pair of glasses fitted, and to see my psychiatrist haha (haven't taken my psych meds in a week so that'll be interesting)
>>53167868
I suppose it depends on if we're talking literal farmland or just destroying the country and making it a vacant lot.
>>53168089
If you were a femboi I would be so turned on by that
>>53168084
I'm not sure you understand what fedora posting is, friend.
>>53168049
>>53168059
Think kimmy is getting sick of glorious Korea being considered a joke. He probably already has his underground sex mineshaft ready to go. Absolute power is a hell of a drug
>>53168089
You make beast metal lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2LG7JXK5mQ
>>53168084
everything he said is right doe
the development of nuclear weapons are a bargaining chip with the west
>>53168089
>Deliberately live like a filthy cunt for a few days so I can wash it all off in a long, instense shower
>TFW you've had the shower
>>53168013
beacuse my name's ed and his name is morgan
>>53168114
It seems my friend doesn't like you.
>>53168133
haha good thought ed
cheers,
Dave.
>>53168127
>few days
more like a week haha
I shaved the other day at least though
>>53168127
>that shower after having been camping for 4 days
oh laddddddd
>>53168114
lol nope wrong youd best start believing in fedora post ur in one haha rekt again the weakest link goodbye ha
Might do a cheeky give up
>>53168138
I'm sorry to hear that nipponsama
should have superliked this jap girl lads
>>53168133
having a good laugh about last nights thread lmao #lmao
I usually shower once a week.
>>53168176
smelly jap
>>53168161
ayy u mad or sumfin fa
>>53168151
I have a nasty tendency to let my beard grow, but at least it grows on my face, so I don't look like a neckbeard. Still prefer to be clean shaven though.
>>53168157
Yeah this guy gets it.
>>53168173
oi i definitely reached so far into parts of my shitposting cortex that i didn't even think were there
>>53168161
>lol haha rekt again the weakest link goodbye ha
>Brits always hanging shit on everyone else for weak bants
>/brit/ bants are weakest bants of all
Inb4 something about internet or convicts.
>my mate got a tinder match that he showed me a while back
>girl comes up on my tinder deck
>superlike her cause shes fairly cute and has my bloody valentine as a like
>as of 7:12PM i have yet to receive a notification indicating me that she has swiped right
haha just muck my whole life up family :3
>>53168089
>and to see my psychiatrist
I saw one yesterday, first time ever. Its really fucking good. Talking is great. Came away lighter.
I'm hesitant to label transgenders as "mentally ill" because that implies that they are poor little victims that can't help what they do.
I prefer to simply refer to them as perverted. Transgenderism is a perversion.
>>53168164
I don't like you, either.
>>53168231
I think [see: hope] he's being ironic m8
>>53168231
he's just dabbling in some avant-garde bants LET THE BOYS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>53168234
what's her name lad
I have MBV liked and have matched with a few girls with it too
>Tibetans spit on blind people in the street! They're killing albinos in Africa! You're so fucking naive
This was good movie, lads
>>53168234
dw la she's just taking her time to not look desperate
>tfw my back/shoulders are absolutely covered in these itchy little bumps
>>53168209
I shave when I have to go out and when shit starts to itch
>>53168240
Psychiatrists are the ones that prescribe drugs, think you saw a psychologist haha. My old psychiatrist retired so this one I'm seeing is new but nervous haha
>>53168250
Why's that then? ww~
>>53168257
scout
>>53168248
I agree wholeheartedly
>>53168284
get fucked caralad get absolutely fucked
>>53168276
*bit nervous
having a play
>>53168304
WHAT IS WRONG 3WITH YOU?
>>53168162
What's your plan? I'm buying the DIY exit bag kit, myself.
>>53167791
Half of Greenland will be polish?
Can Trumpie get me green card?
>>53168276
>Psychiatrists are the ones that prescribe drugs, think you saw a psychologist haha. My old psychiatrist retired so this one I'm seeing is new but nervous haha
Fair enough. I wasn't offered drugs.
oi boys
boys
oi
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>>53168311
fucking taig
>I'm hesitant to label transgenders as "mentally ill" because that implies that they are poor little victims that can't help what they do.
I prefer to simply refer to them as perverted. Transgenderism is a perversion.
i bags making the next thread
got an absolutely genius edition in mind
>>53168304
madman, behave yourself
oi
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Don't mind me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
>>53168322
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>>53168288
lad...
>>53168322
I'm getting janny on the phone. You best delete this before he gets here.
you better not be pointing that finger at me
Am I white, lads?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35236725
this is like their rorke/rasheed
TEST
>>53168313
Probably just lie in bed until I starve/dehydrate/go insane and tear my own eyes out 2bh
>>53168349
Quality Brit
>>53168334
ahh, very good, a fine place to take a massive steaming shite
*procedes to piss and shit all over your proposed edition*
>>53168383
>The character "Zhao" is being used online to criticise the powerful
Guess I'm ZHAO then
>>53168328
Die out faster. UP THE RA
Do Australians have to wear sun cream every day?
>>53168357
>>53168288
haha absolutely mental
>>53168334
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>>53168445
fuckin oath cunt
feening for a wank but there's people in the house
lads help
>>53168441
KAT
not speaking to my da haha
>>53168418
No one took the bait. Strayan band for shame.
having a look
>>53168460
I don't fully understand
>>53168477
tell them to turn around
If there were a homosexual gene, then it would be hereditary.
Being gay is a choice and a sin
>>53168477
>Finland
Do people ever wank in saunas?
>>53168496
he said fucken oath cunt
>>53168491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
>>53168493
I'm blind you fuck, stop mocking me
>>53168449
if it's any consolation she ignored me when I asked her out for drinks
Morning lads. Morning yanks
>>53168500
been overwanking recently so had no choice but to use gay porn
>>53168525
I want a large British man to ravage my butthole while calling me daddy.
>>53168516
sorry
having a hear
>>53168522
You should hunt her down and show her what happens when people disrespect you
>>53168500
Appalling
>>53168541
I'm fucking deaf mate stop taking the piss out of me
*crashes car*
all around me I see worn out faces
>>53168551
hoping she's just mulling it over tbqh but we all know she isn't
>>53168558
Hope you've got insurance mate
>immigrants walk past my house
all around me i see worn out faces
>>53168503
I tell you what, saunas are fucking amazing. I ruined one when i spilled cabernet sauv but regular saunas add 5 years to your life.
>but why would I choose to be gay. Why would I choose to be hated?
We live in a time where being gay is celebrated as if it's better than being straight and makes you a better person.
Even if there were a risk, it's just the risk you're willing to take to act out your perversions.
>thrid world countries successfully testing hydrogen bombs
>Jezbollah wants to scrap Trident
You can't make this shit up.
>>53168522
you should have bought in some topical team fortress 2 humour
hahahaha did u play scout on tf2? I played medic! *bang* hey what was that *boink* *gets hot in head by baseball hit by u* haha ouch! You should put your phone number on the next one you hit over here :p
>go spectate the London marathon
all around me i see worn out faces
>>53168598
bright and early for the daily races
What you lads think of Stoke on Trent?
#stopgunviolence
>>53168598
Hopefully they'll just nuke London
>look in the mirror
All around me I see worn out faces
>>53168595
no tomorrow no tomorrow
>>53168622
*stops*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj75Arhq5ho
Forcing myself to get up earlier to try to fix my sleeping pattern
>>53168616
hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
>looks around a 2nd hand doll store
all around me I see worn out faces
Is thailad here
Anyone watch the Obama press conference? Good actor for a lizard
Just realised that the song "Santa Baby" is filthy. It's basically about a girl who wants a fat old man to come down the chimney and fuck her in the middle of the night.
i want a tall young woman to come down the chimney and fuck me in the middle of the night
really wish tinder had moments still
>scrapping trident will bring world peace
Fucking morons. If you remove your nukes, it doesn't mean that suddenly the world unlearns the technology and how to make nukes. All you're doing is making sure you are defenceless against the people that still have nukes
>>53168670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpCc_86yf6s
>>53168681
Delete this sexist post
>>53168663
all around me i see worn out faces
Just realised that the song "Little Miss Muffet" is filthy. It's basically about a girl who wants a fat old spider to come down to her tuffet and fuck her in the middle of the night.
>>53168663
alri
>>53168619
Basically Liverpool but less cringeworthy
>>53168713
Fuck off nonce
Did you see Obama? He cried on national TV! Hahaha what a bender!
Doing a deep dark think lads
Visited my sister in the psych ward today after she sliced herself up pretty bad. Not happy with this fucked up earth, not happy with this fucked up earth at all. Think I'll sit here for a while longer and think some more.
>>53168701
its not sexist its the sexiest haha
Just been quite mean
>>53168734
Does she want a boyfriend?
>>53168734
>psych ward
fuck off yank
>>53168720
delete this
Who /homosexual/ here?
GTFO
>>53168734
Better grab a gun quick mate
>>53168760
Jealous because of my sweet ride, yuropoor?
Just move to the US if you're so angry, shitposter. Maybe then you'll be able to live in such luxury as I.
>>53168734
Sounds like a good hard shag might sort her out
heya lads
what do you think of this
*kicks you quite hard in the shin*
>>53168790
Christ wtf?
Fucking dick.
>>53168788
>sweet ride
fuck off yank
>>53168783
me
>53168788
ahhhghhhhhh......... el yanqo banterro
>>53168783
Bi sexual tbf
>>53168734
>she sliced herself up pretty bad
she run out of ham?
>>53168790
Ow hahaha!
*tries to walk normally but still hobbles a bit*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc
I'm not attracted to men but sometimes I'd like to try sucking a willy
>>53168806
Sounds like someone is extremely jealous. You probably drive a tiny car and live in a tiny-ass house. Lmaoing@pic related.
You know what will fix the economy and unemployment but no one dare say it.
Take women out of the workforce. Women in the workforce doubles the amount of people competing for fewer jobs
>>53168554
sorry
having a smell
>>53168836
I wouldn't mind a female penis going in and out of my holes
Not gay
>>53168842
We don't need space to fit our fat arses through the door you stupid cunt
>>53168842
I live in a six bedroom detached house in the Cotswolds and I drive an Audi S4. Stay upset, Chase
I READ THE NEWS TODAY OH BOY
>hmm, pretty sad about my sister trying to kill herself
>I know, I'll go online and insult strangers from other countries
Sounds like you'll be seeing her again soon mate
Here in my car
did a fart
wew it's a nasty one
just gave my guinea pigs a bath
>>53168897
Post a picture you fucking liar
>>53168872
Cotswalds mentioned
>>53168866
Stay mad, little bitch. We live in MANSIONS. Your poor asses live in HUTS. Don't be so angry, though. This is how it has always been. The wealthy have always lived in luxury compared to the serfs (you).
Obama is a top lad, showing emotion and shedding a quiet tear is what real men do.
>>53168897
Fuck off murderer
Never met an Irish lad that wasn't sound irl, wish we weren't so horrible to them throughout history
>>53168357
oh sorry cooking spagbol!
yeah her for sure. shes got fucking heaps of mutual friends with me iirc desu
>>53168927
Best gimmick
doin a thought, lads.
>>53168910
doin a nother tbqfwy
>>53168918
My family is almost certainly more wealthy then yours
I've probably made more money then you too
>>53168967
really nice
>>53168984
Did I say you could talk, peasant?
>Wahhh can't get a gf
>lolol good think a teenage girl decided to attempt calling it quits
Sissy Brit boys confirmed for pathetic result of a failed shell of an empire tbqh
The best part is that was legitimately my first post on 4chan of the night. No clue what you lot are on about with the "insults" bullshit. What a bunch of salty thirsty betas.
doin a revisit to my thought here >>53168963, lads
>>53168967
That's a shower not a bath
>>53168944
I lived with an Irish lad and he was a complete cunt. He was an alcoholic, stayed up all night and slept all day, was rude to the neighbours and was a degenerate gambler.
>>53168967
I'm here to start an argument about today's HOT political topic.
I fully support DPRK.
>>53168842
>ass
fuck off yank
>>53168967
cute little fucker
might do a cheeky rethink of the thought @53168982
>>53168967
Janny
>>53168999
>probably 3am or something
>up on 4chan
Keep wasting your life neet
>>53169008
it's both
see the water around her feet?
>>53169002
Go to bed, Cleetus, you're drunk.
PAGC (posting a good choon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MABjxWcO4R4
remember what i said about me attaching my ego to things i like
Told my gf to stop being such a sexist cos she keeps pinching my arse when we're out in public.
When the levee breaks, the northerners have no where to stay
>>53169002
oi giz us her number cunt
>>53169070
My names Jacob, and I don't have to be drunk for your country to be full of pussies.
can almost do the whole rubiks cube by meself lads haha
This is just like in my animes desu.
*strides towards you confidently*
>>53169120
1-800-urmother
>>53169002
>waah my fat sister cut herself because Tyrone wouldn't put his willy in her
>President Obama's executive actions involve:
>Background checks for all gun sellers, overturning current exemptions to some online and gun show sellers
>States providing information on people disqualified from buying guns due to mental illness or domestic violence
>Increased workforce for the FBI to process background checks, hiring more than 230 new examiners
>Congress being asked to invest $500m (£339m) to improve access to mental healthcare in the US
>The departments of defence, justice and homeland security exploring "smart gun technology" to improve gun safety
literally what is wrong with any of these
why are obese yanks crying about this
>>53169124
Good to know, fight me irl
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Lads! i have just made some Dolmio Sauce Spaghetti Bolognays haha laddddddddsss mmmmm ;P anyone want some? *offers some to the group* here comes the aeroplane* wow-wa-wow-arrrrggh!!! *falls down* well that could have gone >down< better haha! *spagheti lands on my face* OUCHEY MAMA!
>>53169124
how old are you jacob?
>pussies
fuck off yank
>>53169143
Delete this
