>tfw matched with an 8/10 Brazilian girl on Tinder
Quick, fags! Give me something to say to her in her native tongue to actually pretend like I know Portuguese!
>>53161301
t. alberto barbosa
>>53161301
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>t. Alberto Barbosa
Oi gostosa
That should do the trick
t. kissless virgin
quieres fiesta en mis pantalones?
E aí safada, venha chupar a minha rola.
t. albertina barbosa
>>53161301
BR? BR? HUEHUEHUEHUE
Eu chupo pila todo dia
>>53161363
O que você acha do governo da Dilma?
What about this?
>>53161480
"gatinha"
how old are you? 40?
>>53161522
N-no... I'm guessing this would be weird?
>>53161538
Change gatinha to 9vinha and ure golden
>>53161571
And send her this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFnWGEDZGBk
>>53161571
>9vinha
fucking normalfag lingo I swear
>>53161602
What does it mean?!
>>53161602
>tfw gringos will never sarrar 9vinhas
How can they keep on living desu lads
>>53161663
Its like bae, something like that
>>53161301
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUE
NOSSA NOSSA ASSIM VOCCE ME MATA HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEHUE
AY SEU TE PEGO AY AY HUEHUEHUEHEEUHEUEHUEHEHUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUH
Aproveita que a mamadeira ta cheia.
>>53161782
>Mexico
>trying to be Australia
>>53161600
Ugggh I can't take that type of music he should just play her Sepultura :DD
>>53161600
I actually enjoy this music.
>>53161755
Tbh bae isn't really normalfag its like ghetto internet stuff trash parrots and posts online.
Eu sou uma tartaruga de verde
>>53161890
9vinha too :^)
>>53161895
>Duolingo
Get out.
Quando é sua próxima folga?
Quanto é o programa?
>>53162039
You know what? I'm gonna lose her anyway. Yolo.
>>53162080
Do it
>>53161890
>Tbh bae isn't really normalfag
>its like ghetto internet stuff
What do you think normalfaggotry is?
>>53161355
kek he said portuguese
>>53162107
Done. Screw you guys.
>>53162172
post results
>>53162172
I was under the impression that Tinder was exclusively to find girls near you. Is this an international version or is she a Brazilian living in America
>>53162220
She's Brazilian and living near me.
>>53162199
Waiting for a reply (if I get one).
>>53162220
>>53162239
there are brazilians everywhere
I went to fucking svalbard in the north pole, 1k inhabitants in the whole island and there was a BR girl there
>>53162340
Such is the BR curse