> wake up
> guns rights being taken away from Americans
> Americans getting shot and raped
> Euroshits getting invaded and raped
> Absolutely bumfuck all happening here besides a bunch of asians being weird
why is Australia so comfy?
>>53158846
lol
>>53158846
>Absolutely bumfuck all happening here
Explains a lot about Australasian posters 2bh
>>53158916
>>53158892
Shouldn't you Americans be outside getting raped by niggers
the gun check is the best the president can do
as in this is the only thing he can do, it's ironic but sad
>Australia
>comfy
>>53158943
>Americans
>outside
what do I need from there?
>It's an Australian prime minister gets deposed by his party year
>>53158943
lol
who /comfy/ ?
blanket, hot chocolate, and shortbread here
>>53158987
how can anyone be sweating at a fucking 10 degree celsius?
>>53159052
because that's when we chop wood
sweaty work m8
>>53158846
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds
>>53159013
> he can't handle Australian political banter
>>53159238
tl;dr
>>53159238
NOICE
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Good job desu lad
>>53158943
my state is like .6% black and I don't even know where they are desu, never see them
>>53159246
>claims to be an Australian
>posts chink cartoons
How was the boat ride?
>>53159013
every year?
Just watch out for emus
