What do parents in your country tell their children when they hear "I want to be an astronaut when I grow up!"
ignore it and make them play football for 12 years
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
>>53158742
Nevermind me, just expecting the polish guy to say it
you have to have good vision
>>53158742
the sky is the limit
Pedophile pope dwells there in the space
We tell them
"well at least you aren't a shitty thai tranny who would want to spend his day making threads on /int/ and shitpost all day long just to get responses from different people. i am sure you have a better dream than being a thai shitposter on 4chan, my son. you can even be a better human being than an average thai poster, you can do it, i support you!"
well that's..., just, like, your dreams, son.
>>53158742
Tell them they need to eat well to be not weighed down by gravity.
Why?
>>53158742
>I want to be an astronaut
>astronaut
Traitor!!!
>>53158933
Thai ladyboys are 10/10 companions tho.
>Funny
>Know memes
>LOVE white cock
>Subservient
"follow you dreams"
>>53159127
>>53158779
TE' THAE TAE KENJA CLOOB
>>53158742
Learn Hindu. India will be space-racing super poower by 2030.
>>53159190
9fag boys are 10/10 companions tho.
>Funny
>Know memes
>LOVE white cock
>Subservient
I wanted to be an astronaut when i was a kid
Now i'm studying chemistry
>>53159634
I, too, wanted to be an astronaut. Now I'm studying Translating & Interpreting.
Not very related but my love for languages really grew up. I guess those are kids things.
>>53158742
"Oh sweetie, it's just not realistic!"
*hands child diet coke and tips him for his time*
>>53158833
Severely underrated
Dad
>statist shill. you'll go to space when the market dictates that mining is a worthwhile investment
or
Mom
>how can you think about space when our own inner-cities are literal warzones? check your privilege
I hate it here 2bh.
>retarded when it comes to understanding math
>existing psychological history
>asthma
Who else /crushed dreams/ here?
>>53159752
thanks f.am
>>53159980
>tfw always wanted to be a necromancer
Just wanna lead armies of the unliving damned and stuff, ya know?
>>53158742
Then you need to move to America mihijo!
>>53159634
you can still be an astronaut
>>53158833
kek
>>53158742
I live in Ohio.
I actually told my parents this and all they said was "study harder".
>tfw I let the astronaut farm down.
>>53159190
>thai
>ladyboys
topkek my friend
>>53158742
"Thats nice son, when i was your age i had retarded dreams too"
I love you dad.
>tfw it was my dream as a kid to go to the moon
Everything is possible, but astronauts are scientists and you'll have to study real hard all your life to become one.
I have photo of me at 4 yo in children cosmonout suite
t. ussr masterrace
>>53159980
Iktf. I'm colorblind, it's like the kid from Little Ms. Sunshine.
>ywn make the first interplanetary shitposts from mars
>>53159127
cosmonaut
do you feel better now senpai
