ITT we are French

salut

>>53157387
Bonjour

Vazy batar baisse les yeux jtédi

salope du merde, encules, mes amis.

>>53157355
Que sera sera

>>53161376
THATS SPANISH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

putain mai lache-moi

gracias!

c'est bon chef

ALLAH WAKBAR

hon hon hon hon

>>53157355
a leaf hah

je suis un homme et je mange une pomme

>>53157355
NOUS

>>53168128
SOMMES

RIBBIT... RIBBIT RIBBIT

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>le painting for ze cultured french man

JE SUIS MONTE

le penois dans la vaugine

*builds mosque*

please kill me ;_;

>>53161376
>>53161403
Advienne que pourra

Merci chef

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>>53157355
>Be French
>Get shot
>Be French
>Get stabbed
>Be French
>Get robbed
>Be French
>Get killed
>Be French
>Get manslaughered
>Be French
>Get bludgeoned
>Be French
>Get blown up

Omelette au fromage

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vule vu cushe aveck mua?

uh duh twah

>>53168159
ROUAXX

John Dark

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>JE ME RENDS
>NON C'EST BON, CHEF!
>GETS SHOT

ALLAHU AKBAR *kaboom*

>>53157355
Bonjour, ca va? Qui est?? L'Obama? Vas-y dans la poubelle

>>53169788
Come on, you're not French but hey, don't kill yourself !

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>>53170450
> be swedish
>...be swedish

Bounjour , Ça va bien?

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>>53172511
>Be French
>Be Algerian

>>53173055
>Be Swedish
>Be Somalian

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>>53173055
>Be Algerian
>Be French

Watashi wa ureshii, shoojiki ni iuto tomodachi.

>>53157355
ooievaar :^DD

>>53173156
>>Be Algerian
>>Be French
Not for long if you're terrorist, my mudslime friend.

>>53157355
I shall type with a space between my sentence and my exclamation mark !

>French were told that there is no such thing as a native french ethnicity/people/culture

Why is your country so fucked up, Frenchbros? Why aren't you killing the people who are doing this to you?

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>>53157355
>moving from France to USA for a couple of months
>get on plane
>as soon as it lifts off, Americans starts clapping and yelling "WOOO! YEAH!" and high-fiving each other
>eventually we reach cursing altitude and the pilot turns the seatbelt light off
>Americans start clapping again while yelling "YEAAAAH! USA USA USA #1 WOOOO"
>the stewardess brings out the food cart
>Americans start clapping rhythmically and cheering whenever one of them gets a meal
>this goes on for 20 minutes until the stewardess puts away the food cart
>Americans start whining and demands for more food
>One of them suggests starting a cheer to bring back the food cart
>they start clapping rhythmically again and cheering "WE. WANT. FOOD. WE. WANT. FOOD."
>the cheering grows more and more aggressive by the minute
>Americans are banging on the seats with their hands at this point.
>WE WANT FOOD. GIVE US FOOD. WE WANT FOOD.
>several Americans get up from their seat and start walking towards the cabin while still clapping aggressively
>the stewardess throws the remaining peanut packs at them
>they slowly retreat, while still clapping, back to their seats
>mfw

raw snails and frogs edible