>Home Alone
>Invite girl over to watch star wars
>We watch together
>I start grabbing her tits
>things get hot
>she sucks my dick
>we have sex
>things get rough and see passes out
>its one hour already and she isn't waking up
>I am afraid she might have died or smth
What do I do /int/? Do I call a hospital? If she is dead her parents are gonna kill me since they'd know we were together
Make her some eggs and put them in a bowl.
>>53146741
If she's breathing, sharpie in pooper.
If she's not breathing, it's time to start digging a hole.
take a picture so we can verify your claim
Was this supposed to be funny thread or something OP?
You really suck at making stories up
>>53146741
put your urine on her face
post pics and we will help
>>53146881
>>53146866
fuck you all I don't have time to uipload pictures online to believe me
it's already 11 pm they will note she will be gone soon
I wish i made that up
Step 1. Pay denbts
Step 2. Post picture for proof
put your ankle over your neck and your hands through under your knee
then she will wake up
>>53147007
If she's dead why do you care? Enjoy your last time of freedom and post that picture
Make yourself a legend.
>>53146741
literally move to syria
>>53146741
How rough??
Choking??
Beating??
However since you haven't checked her breathing because that's the most logical thing to do I'll call this thread bullshit.
>>53147007
don't be a cunt, take the picture now and upload it later. i don't plan on sleeping for a while.
>>53146741
she passed out
quickly put ice in her arse
she will wake up from it
>>53146741
Spill some cologne on her head , check if her heart is beating. Slap her if those don't work.
If that also don't work and if her heart is still breating , she could be having a coma triggered by heart attack
If you did these and her heart is not beating , it's time for you to put her in a big suitcase ( along some stones ) and toss her into sea
>>53146741
call an ambulance you fucking retard
>>53147107
no but she was sweating breathing heavily
I think I will call her parents and just say she passed out while cooking or something
rape her, take pictures and post them
>>53147203
her parents will know I had sex with her and I am afraid they will also learn that she passed out like an houir ago and question me what was I doing all that time
>>53146741
ENJOY HER AGAIN BEFORE SHE GETS TOO COLD!
Check for a pulse and if she's breathing. What the hell did you do to her to make her pass out? Did you choke her?
Press your index finger onto her collarbone.
>>53146741
>1 hour
She is already dead, throw her body in the nearest river. Quick!
>>53147322
her heart is beating but no breathing
I called an ambulance I hope they don't notice the marks
>>53147293
Dude relax just wake her up. Have her fall her parents and say she fell asleep during the movie.
Maybe she creamed
>>53147442
What marks? You're not answering anyone when they're asking exactly what you did. What did you do?
>>53147293
yea it is sure much better if she just dies in your house. at least fuck her dead body afterwards.
>>53147442
>her heart is beating but no breathing
She is braindead.
>>53147528
I choked her but not hard enough for her to pass out. also she had some scratches in her arm and they will think I did that
Dump her body into the med.
>>53146741
>posting on a gay ass boring thread on /int/ to show off that you fucked a girl
Congratulations, but it't nothing special
Dude if she's actually passed out for an hour she now has brain damage...
>>53147653
Dumbshit, have you never trained Brazilian Jiu jitsu? When someone faints you have to wake them as quickly as possible.
You're a murderer. Enjoy your jail time.
>>53146891
>this
>coming from a Turk
Why am I not suprised ?
>>53147442
Are you sure she isn't breathing? Lie her flat on her back. It's not that unusual to pass out during sex, girls can practically hyperventilate from the short breaths and feint from lack of oxygen
>>53146741
Timestamp or we'll leave for other useless threads.
>>53147837
THIS
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>>53147715
Mr. Jew is riight just another dead immigrant
>>53147293
That is somehow worse than having a corpse on your bed
OP is fag
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we're in the hospital right now. she has no significant damage but the result that she passed away like this is worrying. I lied to her that I called as soon as I could
we're in the hospital, nothing too significant but they're worried that she passed out like this
parents called and they're angry
>>53147934
>>53148142
give us some proof you shite. Your taking this way too far if you are memeing
>>53148142
>>53147934
>>53147934
proofster.gif
>>53148142
Was she really not breathing?
>10 minutes to get to the hospital
>in fucking Greece
Unless you live right next door, I call bullshit.
>>53148142
Post timestamp in the hospital now that you have time, you dumb frogposter!!
God, why greeks need to be so annoying all the time??
turns out I choked her too much
thank God I used a condom when mouth fucking her
>>53148374
Was she a Russian prostitute? Russian girls grew up malnourished, their body and bones are very weak. You have to be careful.
>>53148296
I would need 5 minutes by foot.
>>53148374
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>>53148428
no she's albanian, said I could choke if I like, her brother used to choke her all the time when they had sex
What a shit thread.
>>53148579
>her brother
What?
>>53148910
>Albania
there
>>53148910
>>53147206
While cooking your cock?
Smashed eggs with sausage?
Cucumber and tomatoes da salad?
>>53147772
>Why am I not suprised ?
Coz u r a trk.
>>53146822
Now make her eat every single one, don't let her leave until she's had them all
>>53146822
>>53149726
Why you do this to my sides
>>53146741
Why,from all the boards,did you choose to post this on /int/?
>>53147934
>she passed away like this
Just a tip, that phrase means she died in English. You're looking for "passed out" to mean she went unconscious.
>>53146741
Better Call Saul, Jesse.
>>53149178
kek
Enjoy prison, rapist :^)
