Oranges edition
dodgeball is banned in america?
hilo chicano
kek im lost
Reminder: God is a falsitude
>>53145213
THATS IT THE GOVERNMENT HAS GONE TOO FAR CIVIL WAR WHEN
nth for don't bully!
>>53145281
Not soon enough.
>>53145355
fuck off you dumb fucking nigger cunt
>>53145213
No.
No fucking way.
>>53145329
Feels like rain when I stick my wiener out the window.
Reminder that mouth fedoras should be put in concentration camps
>>53145472
Only when actual conversation is happening.
>Americans
>humans
>>53145684
>britbongs
>allowed to eat pork
>>53145721
>he doesn't live in a 97.9% white region
>>53145806
>97% of arabs that identify as "white"
>>53145865
I live on the south coast, the Muslim meme doesn't apply here lad
>America
>white
>>53145355
But I want to bully.
Hallo
>obamas crying again
jesus christ, I can't believe people take this faggot seriously
Maybe I will have sex one day lol
>>53145806
>New Afghanistan
>white
>>53145977
And? im sure there are a high number of whites in certain places in the Unites States.
>look at BBC's most read articles for today
>two out of ten are about guns and why they're evil
>>53146032
for what now?
>Americans handling banter
>>53146047
It is literally harder to perform a backflip than finding sex
>>53146119
Gun control again
>>53146129
>British """""""""""""banter""""""""""""""
>>53146160
but what about the LOVE
>>53146119
he brought up sandy hook again and started crying
for one, it's retarded because no amount of rules they've suggested would have prevented sandy hook
second of all, mass shootings with long guns are statistically negligible, most gun homicides are committed with handguns, typically by blacks, and more often than not on other blacks
reminder to support your national communist party and participate in its local chapters
>>53146191
Fall in love is far easier than finishing MegMan I for NES
>>53146769
MARXIST OR ANARCHO-SYNDICALIST
ANSWER ME
reminder that most if not all people will own guns under socialism and communism
>>53146169
>>53146272
yea this is a joke
>"Every time I think about those kids, it gets me mad," Obama said, pausing to wipe away tears.
this is more targeted towards people stealing guns and he's just bringing up the mass shootings for shits and giggles
>>53146915
Guy from previous thread, friend called before I could answer you
Marxist
>>53146915
if youre asking my denomination im a marxist-leninist
>>53147064
Anarcho-Syndicalism is a meme ideology
>>53145213
Yeah.
They don't play it anymore as it's adversarial as fuck.
>tfw born in 1990
>got to have a normal childhood outdoors
>running aroundwith neighborhood kids
> then grow up with badass technology
New generations don't go outside as much, they're going to be weirder than we are.
Weirder than us, can you imagine? fuck
My gym bro isn't going to be there tomorrow, and it is bench day
Going to need to ask a stranger to spot me
;__________;
>>53146769
reminder to turn all reds into a blood pudding
>>53147182
Are you serious?
Wew
Btw being kid in early 90's was great
>>53147150
And marxism even moreso.
Mixed economy best life desu
>>53147193
shh es un copy paste que me acabo de robar de foros tapatios.com
>>53147241
Sounds lewd.
>>53147241
I just use the babby machines cuz I have no idea what I'm doing
>Marxism
>>53147241
Solo gym is better sometimes. You'll probably be fine without a spotter.
>>53147286
Playing capture the flag with 20 kids and using yards as forts was bad ass, then there were woods and a creek out behind the neighborhood we all played in.
It's something kids are going to miss out on, there's just too much tech stimuli inside now, glowing screens and video games are more appealing to most youth now.
The 90s ruled, back before 9/11 started the slow destruction of the west.
>>53147460
didn't have many kids in my neighbourhood but remember going to cousin's house and having big games of kick the can
was fun
>>53147286
Yeah, shit's ridiculous.
>Two teams that COMPETE and it encourages VIOLENCE we must PROTECT our CHILDREN from VIOLENCE.
90s ruled though, I miss when shit made sense.
>>53147325
Stop being so lewd.
I just need to lift heavy things and have someone make sure I don't die
>>53147373
I'll use those if I need to work on a particular group of muscles, or need to work on stability.
>>53147458
I usually push myself to the 90%-range though, might just take it a bit easier and go without a spotter.
>>53146943
they focus on school shootings to avoid the elephant in the room, which is black guys shooting everyone
>>53147298
>letting exploitationism exsist beyond absolute necessity
absolutely liberal. no good companies exsist
I'm literally peeing out of my ass and it fucking sucks
>>53147797
>dem squirts
Sucks man, you gotta do all the work with those too.
At least you don't have spice poop.
>>53147797
are you an alcoholic?
>>53147585
Do what the mexican did. Ask a cute boy to spot you, and then get a meal together after.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/01/05/british-lawmakers-will-soon-debate-whether-to-ban-donald-trump-from-the-u-k/
cant wait until he becomes president
I made this for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R1GJXKKi3U
>>53147938
So bad as to be entertaining.
>>53147938
Autism
>Amerilards
>>53147980
>>53148008
you can't have possibly listened to it all
therefore i will not pay attention to your comments
>I don't reside in North America
>>53147938
>Krauts
>In charge of not being autistic
>>53148037
1 minute was enough cringe for me
>>53148022
>the vikings shaved their beards and are run by feminists
>>53147938
t-thanks
I guess
>>53148086
says the poster with a triphandle
a sad record for the UK
>>53148037
I couldn't cope with it in its entirety.
>>53148113
Post it on myspace or something.
>tfw only online friend is blatantly a chronic liar
>tfw known him for so long I don't even call him on it anymore but we both know hes lying half the time
I honestly don't understand why people lie, I can understand it on 4chan, because everybody knows 4chan is just works of fiction, but lying to friends on the internet seems so pointless.
>>53148094
Viking is an action, not a people.
>>53148156
what if i told you that your whole friendship is a lie
>>53148156
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pathological_lying
>>53145213
I graduated 6 years ago and we still played dodgeball up until my senior year.
I remember because I got a concussion playing it kek.
We wuz vikingz 'n shit
I want to move out of my parent's place but I will never be able to afford to. I need to find someone to buy and own a place with. Someone who can also satisfy my sexual needs and my need to propagate my genetics.
So where can I find a wife in Canada? Preferably a virgin.
Don't suggest renting please because that is akin to being a cuckold.
>>53147857
I'm straight tho
Lifting is progressively making me doubt this.
Either way, the gym I go to is dedicated to powerlifting, so 99% of the guys that go there are bear-mode monsters.
>>53147938
It sounds like SP's Timmy trying to sing 90s rap
>>53148156
Don't act high and mighty.
The average person lies like a hundred time a day.
It's a natural human trait that helps us.
>>53148193
I mean we have talked daily, most days for hours for almost 10 years now. I know he's lying most of the time, but I don't know how a 10 year relationship could be a lie when you spend that much time talking with somebody.
>>53148198
I think he is actually a psychopath, diagnosed and everything. He didn't tell me but he hinted at him being diagnosed with a special for of ADD as a kid, and I know from reading that there is a form of ADD that also causes psychopathy.
>>53148266
i fucked yer mum today and it's not even a lie lmao
Hey virgins what are you doing in my general?
>>53148213
WE WUZ ATECS N SHEEIT
WE MADE ASSTRUNUMY
>>53148258
>I'm straight tho
Reminder.
>>53148245
>Don't suggest renting please
You are a fool destined to make a lot of common mistakes in your life
![1263450822126[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/67K6JKW.jpg "1263450822126[1].jpg")
>>53148245
>Don't suggest renting please because that is akin to being a cuckold.
You seem to have a realistic grasp of affording shelter.
Good for you anon.
>>53145124
cory trevor, smokes lets go
>>53148303
P-p-pepe plz stop, i don't want trouble
>>53148156
I have a similar friend and can relate to pretty much everything you said. He also used to get upset whenever I pointed out obvious lies as well.
At least he improved a lot after finishing high school.
>>53148266
The only place i lie is on 4chan and that's to make up interesting shitposts (this isn't one of those shitposts I promise).
>>53148170
Ill viking your ass gayboi
>>53148258
It's only a matter of time. I hear /fit/ is just a fagtory.
>>53148341
Renting is literally throwing your money away to someone who made a bad investment.
>>53148347
See above.
>Why yes, I do indeed reside in the United States of America, land of freedom and prosperity
>>53148334
I know, I know
But I don't want to be cute, and the guys who go to this gym certainly aren't cute either
Doesn't mean I don't 'mire
>>53148245
lol, you're fucked
look forward to a life filled with failure
>>53148465
>>53148464
>Renting is literally throwing your money away to someone who made a bad investment.
lol good luck senpai you're going to need it
>>53148466
Don't listen to their gay temptations, anon. Also, I'm still waiting for those rainbow thigh highs.
>January 2nd at the gym
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FscpEdSTiNA
>>53146915
Anarcho-Syndicalist.
sup goys. i havent posted in a while. anything new?
i come bearing the new 4chan theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
>>53148508
Whatever cuck. Keep on throwing your money at your landlord so he can fuck your gf bareback you burger loving cuck.
>>53148528
Eventually anon
>>53148495
I dunno how to respond to this 2bh, but have a (You) anyway lad
>>53148603
Keep living with your parents and not experiencing life.
>puked guts out twice this morning, even when there was only water in my stomach
>make some chicken noodle soup, can't even eat a spoonful
>crawl into bed, sleep for 6 more hours
>wake up feeling way better
I've never had a hangover before, and I fucking hated it.
Can I make a subreddit for /cum/?
>>53148528
It's not gay if they're cute.
>>53148619
Have you tried them on?
>>53148649
nobody will use it
>>53148674
Nope, still sitting in their package
>>53148686
Pretty sure most of this thread secretly uses reddit anyway, just look at the fucking autism on display
>>53148724
Why?
>westboro baptist church visits campus today
>student body getting mad as fuck
>>53148662
I think "cute" might be subjective sometimes.
Murrican stationed in Korea. Hate it here lads.
>>53148793
Because I ordered them when I used to still drink
I regret it about 90%
>>53145213
They played it at my high school. I graduated in '07 so I can't say for sure nowadays, though.
Also I'd like to see the people who made this campaign try to stop an armed robber with a fucking dodgeball (which, if it is "banned", is probably just a general agreement amongst public schools to stop playing it, it's not like you could get arrested for playing it or owning one)
>>53148638
Mine are typically like that too.
It sucks, and is probably part of why I barely drink, and when I do drink I don't get drunk.
>>53148841
Why?
>>53148841
Ill see you soon babe, I'm being stationed there as well. We can have some fun.
>>53148857
>90%
Sounds like someone wants to put them on.
>>53148841
can we change lives?
face/off style
also, i bought a pack of instant ramen today, smashed up the nuddls and put the flavor stuff over them
wasn't as good as i thought it would be
What software language is the best?
>>53148872
I haven't thrown up since highschool and I didn't drink a particularly huge amount. I guess that I drank a little too fast.
>>53148841
globalist puppet
>>53148973
C++ or python
>>53148820
>>53148973
Scheme
>>53148973
Do you wanna make money?
Learn Java
>>53149004
moe is when anime makes me want to vomit
and i normally enjoy anime
>>53148977
Make sure not to drink on an empty stomach, and not to have too much sugar with your alcohol.
Also if you take any meds that increase sensitivity, you need to be even more mindful.
>>53148973
Depends what you're trying to do and under what constraints. That said... flamewar about "muh lang" on /g/
>>53148874
Currently in trouble m8. They have lame ass curfew rules here for military. The people are rude and snobby specially the old ones and the weather fucking sucks. Guess you could say im homesick.
>>53148894
That 10% is curiosity that will go unfulfilled
>>53148841
Smuggle yourself into best korea
Live life on the edge
>>53149083
lel nigga can't even get laid for shit lmao
>>53148817
There was a guy at my school who would troll them hard
Dress as Jesus, pass out candy and high fives to whoever flipped off the fundies
Obviously he played ultimate frisbee as well, also dressed as jesus
>>53149086
Anon pls
Just try them on. I bet they're super comfy.
>>53148973
C is a cute language for cute people.
>>53149004
Looks like those boys in your impure magazines aren't moe at all desu.
>>53149144
now that's what i call epic xD
>>53149162
But then he'll go into some anon's "collection".
And that shit disturbs me greatly.
>>53149083
Can you at least enjoy the local plastic qts?
>>53149216
why learn C when C++ and C# exist
>>53149086
Wait... Why do you have rainbow thigh highs?
Are you sure the lifting isn't secretly just to tone your butt and become more appealing to men?
>>53149125
If you think all Koreans look like the pretty ones you see here on 4chan, well youll be in for a rude awakening. Mayne 5% of the girls look like that. The rest are average.
>>53149216
They're VERY moe, but you refuse to accept that fact.
>>53149279
>C#
Lmaoing@ur life
>>53149298
they're still asian tho
>>53149314
what?
>>53149086
but curiosity is fun
>>53149345
guess you're just too BASIC xD
>>53149162
Not happening
>>53149282
Got drunk while in a skype call with a bud and he had the genius idea to order some of them to post in /g/ battlestation threads to bait people into giving free steam games.
They were like $2 on ebay, so meh.
My toned butt has nothing to do with the them, it's toned to squat mad weight yo
>>53145213
I got out class of 2013
Dodge ball was only played with foam balls. Gayest thing ever.
![1257636696433[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/o6PGcYw.png "1257636696433[1].png")
>>53149398
That's a pretty then excuse anon, I'm going to choose to believe you're beginning the journey down the trap path.
Have fun being a ladyboy, I wish you luck.
>>53148993
There's literally nothing wrong with globalism.
>>53149279
I didn't mind using C++ too much when I was messing around with things like Qt for just a bit, but my preference is in C. It's simpler and I don't have a reason to use C++.
Also, I find C# incredibly unattractive and I will never use it again unless forced to.
>>53149313
I still haven't seen any chink magazine able to sway my opinion at all.
should i go on tinder again
i made a funny text with lots of emojis
>>>/v/322800000
>>53149398
Sounds like you're dipping your toes in the trap pool to test the waters.
Good luck on your journey my friend.
>>53149492
Think what you like m80
Never going to shave my chest hair or thighs.
Also I am fridge-mode, I would make an awful trap.
>>53146191
Love doesn't exist, breh.
Only complacency and mutual tolerance of each other's bullshit.
Life isn't a movie.
>>53149436
I graduated in 13 too. We still played dodgeball but it was with these foam balls that had what they called rhino skin. You could get some really good speed behind one of those and absolutely nail people. It was still pretty fun.
![1248329609424[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I2pIvwq.jpg "1248329609424[1].jpg")
>>53149582
That's not even a good get.
Why do you post them in here?
>>53149531
/g/114426/
>>53149596
>fridge-mode
bahahaha.
What is fridge-mode? A giant rectangular prism?
Not waving, but drowning
>>53149707
absolutely HARAM
>>53149793
pls go and stay go
>>53149707
>>53149793
What even is it a link to?
>>53149708
i'd guess no curves from shoulders to hips, entire torso is basically a rectangle
>>53149708
This is fridge-mode.
Built, but not bear-mode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHs98TEYecM
>tfw two classes next semester with my commie professor
GODDAMN COMMIES GET THE FUCK OUT OF ACADEMIA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
![1269835250012[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UubnVkB.gif "1269835250012[1].gif")
>>53149708
Did you not get that?
>>53149901
Ken Snyder's secret album
>>53149901
not panda
>>53149716
Fantastic album 2bh. I didn't like foxings latest though.
![1293907865286[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x46B6B2.jpg "1293907865286[1].jpg")
>>53149966
>the legends are true
>he cut one last record
>in the dark and velvet of a backroom
>lines on mirrors
>cocaine lining his nose
>>53149992
Ah okay.
>>53149707
Sorry, anon. One of them still looks like a guy. I don't think I can do that. It's a bit better than the others though.
>>53148997
>>53149070
>>53149077
>>53149216
Thanks guys I might use C# or Java
>>53149953
>mfw people still think communism is viable in the real world
>>53150115
>Thanks guys I might use C# or Java
It didn't have to end this way.
Repent before it's too late.
you should all be listening to TRANCE desu
https://soundcloud.com/first_content/progressive-sunday-ii
>>53150115
They're both a decent place to start learning. They'll teach a lot of more or less universal concepts, and they are reasonably easy to move between.
If you go the Java route, look into Scala a little later, and if C#, look into F#. For further conceptual learning.
>>53150203
>giving advice without really saying anything at all
>The FA Cup
>>53150115
shitty script kiddy/"enterprise" languages. Learn Scheme if you want to conjure the spirits of the computer.
>>53150173
>trance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLihqb4PGA
>>53150093
You're too picky.
>>53150299
FP has come a long way since the LISPs.
They have some cool features, but a more modern functional language is going to do a lot more for you.
>>53149436
>>53149661
We played dodge ball with a fucking basketball or football, lmao
Just got triggered with dodge ball PTSD
>>53148973
fortran
>>53150324
i get the feeling hes keeping himself from enjoying it desu
>haven't went more than 1 block from my apartment in the past week
Should I go out guys? And do what though? It's cold. Maybe I'll buy some wine?
>>53150115
>>53150168
Also, if you don't know shit you should just start with Python.
>>53150324
Sorry. They both just have to look like very girly/crossdressing at minimum. This is my main requirement for such impure content. I can't handle anything more.
>>53150406
>basketball
God damn that's metal as fuck
>>53150589
Stay inside, there's nothing out there worth doing.
>>53150484
Maybe he's enjoying them in secret.
>>53150680
Ok. I'm going to a concert tomorrow anyway (super close by) so I'll go out tomorrow
Testing to see if my regional flag works
>>53150406
I remember in elementary school when I tried to take a half court shot and hit a girl in the head who was near the net
still feel pretty bad
I feel like crying
>>53150789
Then cry. Let it out. There's nothing wrong with it.
>>53150653
I had 4 concussions in my life. None of them from dodge ball. That's how good I was....
And we played rugby on water. Right there in the shallow sea, ankle deep. Loved it
![Gallery-Black-and-white-a-003[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z55odHM.jpg "Gallery-Black-and-white-a-003[1].jpg")
>>53150789
It's ok anon.
>>53150884
I'm at work. I'll wait until the drive home.
>>53150954
Ah that's the worst.
>>53151006
I just want to go home
>>53150789
What's up, anon?
>>53150692
I don't know what you're talking about, anon.
Although that one looked pretty decently made. It probably had a very cute story, but it just won't do it for me.
>>53151047
Just sad today. No particular reason. Well, there are a bunch of reasons, but non in particular
im back /cum/
did u miss me ?
>>53150789
>>53150954
>I feel like crying
>I'm at work.
>>53151133
Hope you're okay anon. Put on some happy music or a comedy when you get home.
>>53151049
>It probably had a very cute story
Very cute.
You should read it just once. pls
>>53151155
>>53151155
Depends. Are you a scumbag who says tilly or a cultured individual who says tburg?
>>53151155
I think
>>53151255
Your regional flag is fucking vile, Swecuck. Thought I'd let you know.
>>53150954
>>53151038
That sounds depressing. Hope the rest of your day gets better at least.
>>53151232
A-alright. I'll read it later. But I doubt it will have much effect on me.
>>53151420
It's four flags, and I know.
>>53151448
thank u
>LMM is probably dead
>>53151685
>>53151617
It's only fair.
Besides, it will only solidify my 100% status.
>>53151685
some men never die
are you happy?
>>53151816
Yep
>>53151816
no
>>53151751
>141283
>>53151685
We can dream :)
>>53151816
>Namibia
My order came lads :D
>>53151964
Enjoy, anon.
>>53152082
noice
>>53152082
noice
although didn't really like the g-self that much
I think I might watch Ancient Aliens tonight even though its super spooky to me
Who /comfy/ here?
When did the comments section on Ars Technica get so bad?
http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/12/ian-murdock-father-of-debian-dead-at-42/
>Twilight Sparkle wrote: Yes, yes, I'm sure he was murdered by police. When will someone stop the institutionalized oppression of white males in this country? #Gamergate
>g3s17h87 wrote: RIP Ian. Very sad to hear this. With complete respect to this man an his contributions - I wonder if this was indeed suicide and it comes possibly from pending child pornography allegations?
>If you follow the twitter link it seems like the police went to his house and threw him in a cell. Then did it again later on. He is angry because he is a white dude that made $1.4 million last year and therefore the treatment is "unacceptable".
>>53152260
I like it too senpai. I find it kinda creepy
>>53152274
i don't like the united kingdom
Why yes, m'lady, as you can tell from my accent, I come from the United Kingdom.
>>53152376
Bit rude
>>53152319
>Horkthane wrote:
>The cops were called, and he was beaten up and arrested simply for "knocking on a neighbors door". The cops beat him up so badly he was hospitalized, and to add insult to injury, he was charged with assaulting an officer. The cops also taunted him, saying cops always win. ...
>From this one sided account, a lot of things are possible. He may have had some sort of mental episode, and this could all be the deranged rantings of someone severed from reality. Or, if taken at face value, he may have sensed some sort of defamation campaign underway against him. Especially if this neighbor was a woman, and especially a minority woman. He might have been afraid some sort of domestic or hate crime charges were coming his way. After what's happened with SJW mobs ruining the careers of great men, often with completely fabricated "charges", it's not exactly an unreasonable fear.
>>53152260
i love that show
it drives me absolutely fucking nuts, i majored in history for a bit, but it's so fucking funny
![1251088978393[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iPQbm6X.jpg "1251088978393[1].jpg")
>>53152319
>>53152663
Stop greentexting and summarize why I should care
Because right now I don't
