slopedition
Azusa
first for willies and bums
Kpop
The thing about this 17 yo paki slag Danczech-republic wanted to pork, is that she's absolutely fucking chebtastic.
I can't blame the guy tbqh
RIPPED JEANS, SKIN WAS SHOWIN'
HOT NIGHT, WIND WAS BLOWIN'
WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY?
HEY, I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
SO CALL ME MAYBE
IT'S HARD TO LOOK RIGHT
AT YOU BABY
BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER
SO CALL ME MAYBE
# for willies in bums
>>53107865
uncouth edition
no common courtesy as expected of some loser
currently sexually assaulting your oneitis
chn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoelQgywIZM
is this Rina or Charles lmao
leaning towards Charles ngl
>why yes I do consider myself a ”""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""British”""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""person”""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>53107915
What happened to her
What's it like to finger your gf's bumhole during doggystyle lads?
>shake it off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKHvbn1odLY
Jun is best.
>>53107911
how do you know?
>>53107956
I nobbed her to death
>an inverted nova scotia flag
>talking about noncery
>>53107911
pics?
>>53107956
Job centre
>>53107950
does anyone have the kev edit with the text "put the phone down wanker or you'll get some" or something like that
>>53107964
never done that because I don't want stinky poo fingers
Daily reminder the quran says Muhammad flew a donkey named lighting to israel on a night journey
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buraq
>Al-Burāq (Arabic: البُراق al-Burāq "lightning") is a steed in Islamic mythology, a creature from the heavens that transported the prophets. Most notably Buraq carried the Islamic prophet Muhammad from Mecca to Jerusalem and back during the Isra and Mi'raj or "Night Journey",[1] as recounted both in the Al-Isra surah of the Quran and in hadith literature.
>>53107999
bitchboy
getting real inspired by Trump right now, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>53107996
Work in 7 hours...
>>53107986
>>53108002
>israel
>>53107986
>>53107972
Sophena Houlihan
>>53108002
he also flew a unicorn to heaven I seem to recall
he gets about dun he hahahaha
>>53108019
no meme politics
(note all Yank politics is a meme)
>>53108022
cheers
>>53108028
>>53108019
You better vote for him
>>53108028
haha!
satirical content!!
>>53108019
Rorke.
Threadly reminder that hard-drinking paki-spanking, nonce-uncovering, Jezza-bashing top Northern lad Simon Danczuk did nothing wrong whatsoever.
tfw last day off holiday before back in work
feelsbadman
>>53108029
dissapointed
seasons come and go
but I will never change
and I'm on my way
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Anal sex? Revolting. The arse is exit only.
when you see another scrote using your own flag it makes you go loco
haven't slept in 2 days
don't feel tired at all
help I want to sleep
>>53107955
*tips guinness hat*
>>53108069
its kinda dodgy though
wasn't she supposed to be his intern?
>>53108029
>>53108034
>>53108042
Trump isn't a meme, he's the future
Whether you agree with Donald Trump's policies or not, you have to admit he is a bit of a massive bellend
>>53108093
happened to me earlier
absolutely fuming
>>53108093
iktf
>he isn't doing nofap
seasons come and go but in still stuck in this dead end job every day just to survive
what's the point of living lads
no time to yourself and the little bit of tome you do get you're too tires to do anything
>>53108002
haha sounds like something my friend Dave would do the absolute madman!
>>53108068
Questioning your sincerity.
>banoffee cake
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/teenager-sexted-shamed-mp-simon-7109909
>the bird Danczuk sexted was LITERALLY an online prozzie at 17
>>53108019
can't imagine having his confidence
Business idea: change our extra fleg to Lancashire
>>53108163
it's banoffee pie i made it
>>53108118
i just don't find him respectable 2bh
he's literally a personification of a gimmick. he's a buffoon who's been mocked for years.
>I am doing nofap
>>53108118
whats a bellend?
>>53108096
alri manvsgame
>>53108164
>It’s online domination, quite a lot of things, financial domination, cissy fixation, men dressing up, giving them female mannerisms. Domination, that’s what they want.
>>53108069
paki lover
>>53108188
Donald Trump
>>53108175
i'm in
wahey
>>53108188
you
>>53108188
End of your penis,the tip
>>53108205
>no women
every fucking time
>>53108175
really really like this idea
Fucking hell lads I just woke up, I lay down to rest my eyes at about 6 and just woke up. My sleeping pattern is going to be fucked up
>>53108256
Who's this
how do you get nudes on snapchat?
Just bawled my eyes out at the end of Gladiator, first time I've cried in years.
When was the last time you cried, /brit/? (And don't say when I was fucking your mum last night)
>>53108280
just send them photos of ya wanga
>>53108118
TRUMP
R
U
M
P
>http://www.fuzzbeed.com/emilyashton/what-the-hell-is-going-on-with-simon-danczuk#.piLJQvojXj
>Meanwhile his ex-girlfriend Hamilton described how Danczuk cried when she dumped him.
>She told the Sunday Mirror she told him to leave after he confessed to texting Houlihan, four days before the story came out.
>“I packed his bag and gave him it,” Hamilton said. “He was crying like a baby. I went on Twitter straight away and typed ‘Danczuk dumped’.”
>going straight on to twitter after a break-up just to announce said break-up
http://strawpoll.me/6453581
http://strawpoll.me/6453581
http://strawpoll.me/6453581
trump isn't as much of a liar and psychopath as hillary tbf
>>53108256
all me
>>53108280
Are you an archaeologist?
Because I have a large bone for you to examine
>>53108280
Why doe normies always blur shit out and not address it at all like we don't notice? why is her feet blurred? has she shit all over her feet or something?
>>53108300
Based Chris Traeger
>>53108231
You'd never hear a feminist say that because they're brown and wouldn't want to hurt their feelings, that and they woulsnt want someone to call them racist
>>53108153
as shameful as i think it for i have never seen anyone say this ever in here, i have no idea what to reply. I am truly weak at banter
>>53108315
Women are utter narcissists, anything to get their face in the paper
>>53108188
Look in a mirror you might see one
Waheey
>>53108338
kek no idea man
>>53108069
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Blairite? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NKVD, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids alongside Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in vote rigging and I’m the top commie sleeper agent in the entire Parliamentary Labour Party. You are nothing to me but just another Capitalist pig. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the benches? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the """Russian Federation""" and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cyka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call life. You’re fucking dead, nonce. I can be at a rally anywhere, anytime, and I can discredit you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my questions at PMQs. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of cultural Marxism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Twitter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Labour benches, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn nonce. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cucko.
>>53108347
not sure if what i said made any sense desu
>>53108315
>her
>the high test slag who posts pictures of her chebs on Facebook
>17 year old curryqt who sells her toenail clippings on the net
He's into some strange fanny that lad
>why yes, i live in lancashire
>>53108312
>Everything about this image
should really sleep, struggling to stay awake lada
>>53108369
Ahh, very good!
>>53108369
>>53108347
who is this pure maiden?
>>53108382
Not only that
>http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6837224/Danczuk-ex-was-escort-and-Sophena-is-dominatrix.html
>Ex-wife Sonia, 39, said Danczuk’s texts had humiliated their two children, Marymartha, 13, and George, 18.
>But today The Sun can reveal Sonia advertised herself using the name Stephanie36HH, the size of her breasts, on a sex website.
>She was allegedly paid for group romps at hotels and her home in Darwen, Lancs.
I love how him sexting is humiliating their kids, but her escorting in orgies, is not.
>>53108347
what the fuck did you just type? are you mong or something?
>>53108380
It was close enough for us to understand
>>53108416
searched the image and it came up with incredible hulk memes for some reason
Did anyone save that picture from yesterday of the qt Swedish Bernie supporter. Want to look at her again and imagine she's my gf that's all
>>53108029
looks like a monkey
all pakis are ugly as fuck
remember when everyone was devon lmao
was a good laff
Went to the bank to order a replacement for the card i lost innit
>tfw my gf and I are a year now
>tfw in that time I've helped her out of her anxiety issues and now trusts me completely
>tfw she loves me
Just hold out lads
>>53108416
Pretty sure it's Sasha Grey
>>53108416
alri
>>53108412
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>53108002
>israel
rasheed.
SHE 'AD A FACE I CUD BE LUCKIN' AT
ORRRRWWW
DAAAAAAAAAY
>>53108453
>going all the way to the bank
had to do this yesterday, was able to order a new one on the mobile app
>>53108461
Brutally dump her, use all her weaknesses against her
>>53108464
more like sasha gay ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>53108484
i needed to go in too so i could get my in the net banking password too
Doing a weed lads.
Looking forward to jam on toast too.
got toffee crisp and a can of sprite
>>53108453
cant u do that online la
Trump mentioned 9/11
>>53108515
junkie
>>53108423
slightly drunk, slightly tired, slightly not giving a fuck. kinda like your mum when she conceived you (is this banter lads ?)
Been browsing sluthate recently, lads
Opening my mind
Soon with a bullet haha
>>53108461
sounds qt la
>>53108535
do you seriously think 9/11 happened
>>53108412
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes, I quoted you because you're a Lancashire poster, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian 3. Don't be intimidated but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one who owns the whippets =D
>>53108477
yeah because pakis are well known for their love of israel, you tit
>>53108550
edgy
>>53108506
I'm not a psychopath m8
Trump's crowds are always so enthusiastic
Protesters at the trump speech drowned out by USA chants, beautiful
Jennifer Metcalfe has lovely arse x
>>53108519
maybe but i didnt have a in the net banking password before that anyway desu
>>53108597
GET 'EM OUT
THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
>>53108597
link
>>53108535
Did he say it was an inside job?
>>53108589
feeds them all speed and dollar bills before
>>53108601
oh ye fair call
>>53108617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
>>53108599
forgot pic haha silly me xoxo
>>53108563
I have studied old photos and can't find any evidence the WTC ever existed at all
AND YOU SEE WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST
>>53108634
i also found out i had 200 doll hairs in some random account which i can transfer around now if i need
>>53108545
>(is this banter lads ?)
>>53108589
Reagan 2.0
People laughed at him until he utterly fucked both parties and forced them both to change
>>53108403
how about this one?
>>53108550
>There are men who are SO handsome that they gain nationwide fame for it
hey
>Reminder that Trump was literally caught hiring actors to pretend to be his supporters
got surgery tomorrow
had water on the lung
post more jennifer metcalfe for fucks sake
>>53108657
GET FUCKED KERNOW GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
lads is there anything better than a perfect cup of white tea on a rainy day???
>>53108657
AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER
>>53108572
His post wasn't edgy
Rasheed.
>>53108641
ta' lad
chvvn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE_F17ArRYg
>>53108678
OI OI SLAG FACE
HOW ARE YA
>voting
>ever
daily reminder that the game is rigged from the start
someone i used to know is asking for LSD on his facebook status
>>53108720
true, gives me something to do though
>>53108566
yeah they are, i see lots of indians who support it, you twazzock. don't reply.
Genuinely want Trump in the white house ffs yanks pls
>>53108660
giz a tenner la
fedora.png
>>53108720
>the game is rigged from the start
thats called FPTP!
(political satire)
>Yank """""""politics"""""""
Literally fuck off
>>53108720
>rigged
My current MP won by a fairly small number of votes
>>53108753
the jews literally rig it every year, so bernie is going to be president no matter what
cap this post
W-what does Trump think about us?
>>53108753
>clueless cunt gets his political views from 4chan
I bet you voted UKIP as well. Assuming you're old enough to vote.
>>53108718
excuse me!?
going for a cheeky joint lads
>>53108678
hello?
HORRIFIC
>>53108661
>>53108815
is it me you're looking for?
Ju häv tu rifom þe ingliš orþografi.
>>53108720
You guys are fucked
>california votes for medical marjiuana
>clinton says fuck that
>drags dying people into court into their wheelchairs and prosecutes them under federal law
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_215_(1996)#Federal_enforcement_in_California
>>53108765
*holds out two fivers*
here you go
>>53108815
FOY
Anime
>>53108793
Rasheed, go finger an 8 Eight year la
>>53108838
Very lewd
>>53108793
You're delusional if you sincerely think Hillary or Jeb is a much better option
>>53108785
probably doesn't like Scotland loads as they keep telling him to fuck off with his wind turbine and golf courses planning permission
>>53108740
pakistanis and bangladeshis (e.g. you) are the worst filth in this country, and they hate israel more than anyone
>>53108824
[in Huttese subtitled] It's too late for that, Solo. You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder.
>>53108824
oh hey. what's up?
Imagine unironically not liking hip hop
>>53108864
FOY
>>53108720
Daily reminder that JFK only got voted in because lots of dead people in Chicago managed to vote for him
Daily reminder that LBJ had JFK killed
Daily reminder that Nixon was hounded out of office by "yankee revenge"
>Vegas just posted the odds for me getting a gf
>3:2
>>53108869
imagine being white and wanting to be black
new slayer task 112 hobgoblins. gonna use ranged to get a few range lvls desu
>>53108901
FOY
cvn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlDLd8MBkeE
>>53108901
Why is Johnny Vegas doing odds on some loser getting a gf?
>>53108902
Imagine actually liking the sound of a guitar and thinking they are cool
>>53108862
all shitskin pakis (e.g. yourself) are the same, rasheed. if it's brown, flush it down.
>>53108910
chinese poster out
>>53108828
ye cheers lad gonna feed me kids now
jks hahaha putting it through the pokies *beep beep*
Most of the men who act as if feminism is poisonous have probably been rejected by women/and or are lonely as fuck
remember when games were fun...
>>53108793
Yeah let's get Hillary instead, the power craving psychopath who is funded by saudis
doing a wee x
know im going to wake up tomorrow and hope that this was a bad dream
>>53108924
FOY
>>53108958
FOY
baits coming in hard
Must be fishing season
>>53108928
actual feminism =/= modern day retardo shit
>>53108958
delete this
alri lids
Lads, does anybody here know how much cosmetic nose surgery costs on average here in the UK?
what do you read while you're having a shit lads?
personally i've got the communist manifesto next to the loo
.....................in case I run out of loo roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahahahaha
>>53108981
Actual feminism is a bourgeoise farce to expand the privileges of the upper classes.
It has never had anyone but wealthy white women in mind, to serve as a way to expand the power of powerful families through more than just their sons
>>53109031
iPost
Slavs are the best in hip-hop
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3PHJ4U9hOTo
>>53109031
Sara won't like this one bit.
https://youtu.be/AEAJrT8PeOo
Unbelievable this isn't satire and Americans actually think this is good
>>53109039
Actually anglos shouldn't be citizens of Canada if they don't want to learn the national language.
>>53109039
yeah righto
i just mean attempts to gain the right to vote and that sort of shit is great. putting forward and actively campaigning for the female head to be infront of the male head on the facebook friend request tab is AIDS incarnate.
>>53109073
this is actually unbelievable
it's like something out of idiocracy
I don't have a problem with coffee, I have a problem without it!
>buy game on ebay
>they're <5 miles away
>"Hi, I'm close enough to collect, when's a good time?"
>"Delivery only"
>£7.50 p+p
wat do?
L A D S
A
D
S
>>53109115
go burn their house down
>>53109073
not going to be elected anyway
we can all wish but the jews have the final say
>>53109107
Rasheed for days
>>53109091
True feminists that are not a bioscum are going into far right.
It also relevant about atheists too.
>>53109073
>and take their oil
christ at least bush pretended it wasnt about that
>>53109115
get the address, go in while they're out and just whip it
leave the money if you're a bender and you think god is judging you or whatever
>>53109115
Read the postage price before buying retard
>>53109115
pay it
>>53109143
FOY
>>53109073
unironically got goosebumps watching this
>>53109141
>>53109151
I don't know where they live
And they have my address
>>53109073
All of those seem like great ideas to me tbqh
making a declaration
>>53109200
shit gimmick just stop
