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Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
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>>53086534
This cat is wearing a beautiful dress.
Z
乙
Fucking captcha 4 times FOR A FUCKING POST
>>53086534
This is a Japanese cat.
I forgot to edit the previous thread link, sorry.
Previous thread >>53079690
Z
>>53086611
honestly it's the same here, i'm kind of sick of them
>>53086643
that's not a cat that's my waifu
>>53086681
What's wrong Peru? Upset about Chileans?
>>53086709
I already moved to >Sweden and it didn't help
Sad no one appreciated my sick digits.
>>53086664
I think it would be more entertaining to have them perform than to see "blending le ancient culture with the modern" shit like Shamisen Brothers or whatever.
The street name captcha is fucking terrible.
Hi guys
If you Gaijins can understand Japanese well, I recommend a cool TV program for you, sincerely.
it is ダラケ!
the funniest TV show in Japan
>>53086859
Hit backspace if you don't like the captcha you get, it should get you a new one
(Maybe it only works on 4chan x)
Where is a German guy obsessed with Korea today?
"24th Sep.visited Japan guy" is him?
>>53086859
It takes me longer to solve the 4 captcha than writing the post
>>53086922
he made his own thread i think
>>53086769
Maybe you didn't give enough time.
>>53086922
probably in middle school
>>53086922
He got really angry yesterday and left (for good?)
Do you think I should buy a 100 dollar book to write a term paper, or just ask some one who would write the paper for me for 100 dollars?
>>53086949
With any luck all the Germans will go to that thread. Probably the worst posters on these threads with their fucking foot fetishes, Koreaposting and trying to convince people they fucked someone from Taiwan.
>>53087033
Why did he get angry?
>>53087033
was it after he talked about "his" bj video?
>>53087065
just dl the book
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/
>>53087065
Find the book online maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9G1F0RwMo
>>53086894
確かにここの外人は好きそうな番組だなw
ちょうどいいくらいに低俗で
>>53087100
>>53087120
The book is in Japanese.
I know the libraries have it but it's a big book and they don't lend it out.
I really want to pass the course, but I'm not sure if I can write the paper that is good enough, even with the book.
Good night Japan thread,
it's too late now.
I will have nightmares of blurry street names.
>>53087071
u wot m8
>>53087065
How about writing the paper yourself and put the knowledge you acquired from said paper to practical use
>>53087033
I met a German guy on October.in Tokyo.
comes from Potsdam.
he came here in order to attend the Erziehung Conference.
are you him?
>>53087210
Buy a used copy
>>53087071
it's true
i remember when it was just one german guy who'd spam yuruyuri and gochuusa pics. he was okay as long as nobody told him to stop
>>53087210
$100 doesn't sound like much for a paper which will probably take several hours of writing, but if you can find someone who'll do it, may as well go fo rit
>>53087170
BSなんだけどクッソおもしろいで、
AV男優呼んだり、SMの女王様呼んだり、元ヤクザ呼んだり
>>53087220
I only get those captchas with gift boxes atm.
They're really annoying because you need to tick so many of them. I'd rather have street signs.
>>53087257
No, I was only in Tokyo 24-26th of September.
>>53087232
I'm sure I'd find the book really useful even after the course is finished. But, I really want to pass the course first.
>>53087285
It's over 1000 pages.
>>53087232
頭がおかしいか? そういうことには努力が必要です。
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJskH1gZVGk
ゆいまーるわーるど
>>53087396
Then you'll have to write your paper in the library.
>>53086681
Don't cry. You will never be a white man.
>>53087492
d e l e t
>>53087495
They don't let me smoke there. (-。-)y-゜゜゜
>>53087568
ewwwwwww
>>53087568
Why are you killing yourself
>>53087568
It's a filthy habit anyway.
>>53087298
Well, it will be about 150 to be more precise.
But I really want to pass the course so...
>>53087600
>>53087603
Worst posters.
>>53087210
Aww, are most of your books at uni in Japanese?
At my uni I've only had one book that was in Swedish, everything else is in English, even the book for my Japanese course.
smoking causes autism
>>53086894
Oh, it's on youtube: https://youtu.be/tN2AwVLB3_8
>>53087636
>smokers
>>53087599
>>53087600
>>53087603
you are mean. (;_;)
I don't do drugs.
Let me have cigarettes at least.
>>53087718
Nicotine is a drug...
>>53087668
Sweden has 90%+ English proficiency. I don't imagine the percentage of Japanese people who can read academic literature in English is as high
>>53087668
Most of them are in Japanese.
Lots of English books, but my papers are in Japanese.
>>53087764
but it's legal. I even pay tax with it.
>>53087718
nicotine is worst than weed
>>53087690
Smoking is considered cool in Japan.
>>53087811
There is no academic subject that you can't learn for knowing only Japanese.
>>53087866
Please stop smoking Japan-kun, I don't want you to die an early death ;_;
>>53087885
stop
>>53087668
I'm not him. In my uni, 90% books are written in Japanese.
>>53087904
Let's suicide together
>>53087885
You are supposed to be supporting smokers.
You are French!
>>53087909
Not even Japanese linguistics?
>>53087904
Don't tell a lie!
>>53087904
I guess that's why the number of smokers is steadily declining.
>>53087913
I'm unproductive and useless to my country.
The country would be glad for me to be dead early.
>>53087957
The F. is middle-eastern though, smoking is haram!
>>53087961
I meant you can learn anything in Japanese.
>>53088004
Plastic surgery -> become qt girl -> be someone's pet -> ???? -> Profit!
>>53087957
Everybody smoke around me. I also smoke sometimes. Not just addicted.
>>53088062
Yeah! Forget term papers. I should move to Thailand and chop my dick off.
>>53088008
Smoking is halal though
>>53088065
t. Addict
>>53087492
はいたい
はいたい
いまだにマリファナよりタバコが害悪とか言ってる人がいる不思議
欧米人ってバカなのな
I smoked once when I was 13.
I realized it tastes like shit and stopped after that.
I like how you always have a puddle of spit on the ground after some kids dissolve their kool kids smoking circle because they need to get the nasty taste out of their mouths after every puff.
Injecting marijuaners is a lot safer and doesn't make you addicted.
>>53088117
Only if it is from that weird pipe thing that arabs smoke from, which's name I don't care enough to remember.
>>53088251
>早死にしたくなければ、タバコはやめないほうがいい
マジっすか
どうやってタバコを止めると早死にさせる
>>53088004
Smokers are more likely to be afflicted with dimentia.
>>53088463
実際にタバコを止めなかった人の方が長生きするというデータがある
>>53088355
That's not true tho'.
It's hard for me to quit weed
>>53088644
You're probably not injecting it
>>53088356
Hookah?
>>53088510
And non-western-europeans are more likely to have lactose intolerance. Don't be not-western-european!
>>53088695
>injecting it
kek
>>53088701
Yes, that.
かわいい
>>53089095
sauce
>you will never have a qt japanese gf
>you will never be called onii-chan by a japanese qt
>you will never be able to learn the language
>you will never
>mfw
>>53089095
その二人の精液の鬼は誰なんだ?
>>53088750
White people are more likely to develop skin cancer. Don't be white!
>>53089250
虐めないでね
>>53089206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJskH1gZVGk
>>53089221
>>you will never have a qt japanese gf
I know your feeling.
>>you will never be called onii-chan by a japanese qt
I really know your feeling.
>>you will never be able to learn the language
Why?
>>53089221
You will never an Akarin vaginally while she does this face
>>53089221
お前の日本語能力は私より良いですけど、まぁ それはほとんど何もですけど。
Thread Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcvIZRTRtPU
>>53089382
because no Japanese GF apparently
>>53089382
I really suck at languages, i'm a math and science person. I already know 4 languages (plus some programming if that counts) and i can barely keep up remembering them.
>>53087815
>>53087923
I see
>>53089250
Only if you actually go outside and get sun on your skin
>>53089328
awesome, ty
>>53089387
>You will never an Akarin vaginally
thinking about the yuris, let alone akari like that is basically a thought crime
>>53089473
うそおおおおおおおおおおお
Chinese people smoke a lot.
If you smoke then you are a wannabe Chinese.
Fucking disgusting.
>>53089095
ええ、なぜあなたは僕の写真を持っていますか?
>>53089221
僕はするよ!夢を壊さない!
>>53089536
Ill just go back to the Nichijous then
I don't know if the Japanese text changed on my end or on 4chan for names. Either way they look much better now.
>>53089536
ayano hentai where
>>53089794
That thick font
Why?
>>53089904
>not even antialiased
welcome to 1995 desu
>>53089726
wow that's even less okay
sexualizing comedy characters in general is wrong
>>53089942
Anonymous is anti aliased but not Japanese
>>53089849
wish ayano would calm the fuck down, tsundere is worst personality disorder
>>53090070
Where does Sakurako rank? Her, Akarin and Kyoko is the only yuris I know
I like Sakurako
>>53090127
sakurako is angrier dumber kyouko, still good though
the only character that was bad was chizuru, being drooling is gross and she literally just kicks the shit out of people all day. not much of a punchline
>>53089904
Yours looks absolutely disgusting. Just putting it out there.
Why Japanese girls have such small breasts?
what means "harako"?
>>53090070
but she's the cute type of tsundere
>>53090303
腹子 means fisheggs
>>53086666
hail satan
>>53089726
fuck, don't spoil it
>>53090070
>tsundere is worst personality disorder
this.
>>53090271
Because our girls aren't fat.
>>53090070
tsundere is cute!!!!!!!
>>53090444
レミー?
>>53090271
Why do American men have such big breasts?
How do I get a qt Japanese girl to love me?
>>53090408
having big tits doesn't mean you're fat
>>53090482
t. me
>>53090444
>>53090309
it keeps them in stasis though, they never develop as characters. it's like an emotional cock tease
>>53090526
百パーセント日本人じゃないと無駄だ。
>>53090596
but the climax when they finally develop makes it worth it
you can cheat and read doujinshi
>>53090551
then why do you post fat girls
>>53090834
>you can cheat and read doujinshi
speaking of doujinshi, i don't know if you've ever seen seitokai yakuindomo but there's barely any doujinshi of it at all.
the show itself was so crude that nobody even bothered, i guess?
>>53090551
girls in that picture are considered to be fat in Japan.
>>53090551
FAT
A
T
>>53090551
>posting fat refrigerators
not that I'd turn them down
>>53090973
If you don't want them I do.
Quick question:
Do Japanese people use romaji for their passwords? Are kanji/hiragana/katakana even accepted by websites/systems?
>>53090973
that's my point, there are fat girls in japan
>>53091107
くそ好み
そ
好
み
>>53091217
ぽちゃ子は可愛い
>>53091107
Go ahead, please.
http://javsin.com/ayumi-shinoda-gets-hardcore-by-the-neighbours.html
>>53090444
tsunderes ain't cute m8
they always lack character development and are mainly annoying :^)
>>53091130
wish i could answer your question, i've literally never tried to use kana in a password
i do know some websites won't accept kana though
>>53090956
you could probably find some physically in japan, only a small portion of it gets scanned desu
>>53090551
these girls aren't fat
they are just right :3
>>53091530
Mah nigga.
>>53091530
t. Mike Burger
This isn't good lads.
First class has no cuties at all
>>53091530
they're pretty bad fambam srs
>>53091530
>>53091570
They're pretty fat desu. Sure, you could like them fat and nobody will judge you, but you can't really deny that they are fat, because they are.
>>53091741
Idgaf, I find them sexy as fuck.
>>53089328
>>53089095
You're not Japanese. Why are you posting such creepy shit?
アニメtb.h
こんな時間にチーズバーガーを食べてしまった
Story: my brand-new Japanese girlfriend's parents just returned from spending Christmas in Japan. According to my gf, they bought お土産 for me (I think it's some nice 日本酒).
Question: Should I take this as a sign that they approve of me? Or am I reading too much into this? I know Japanese people will give gifts to just about anyone...
if my japanese gf's parents bring me omiyage back from japan, does that mean they approve of me? or maybe it's not a big deal. i know japanese people love to give presents to just about anyone
>>53092165
>アニメtb.h
>アニメを元にしてない同人誌を掲載
>>53092183
>>53092281
as you can see i'm so nervous i had to post it twice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re71mNnSYEM
僕にとって、これは一番素敵なバージョン。
>>53092165
アニメじゃない
what the hell does the bottom say in "normal" speech?
>>53092396
アニメじゃない
>>53092328
>>53092396
You guys are quite the perverts huh
>>53092414
い、いよいよね
キンチョーしちゃうな
>>53092460
本当の事さ
>>53092396
あにめデス
>>53092501
i was going to yell at you for not helping, but then i finally realized that it was 緊張
so, thanks!
>>53092414
緊張しちゃうな
眠い
>>53092460
アニメ、正直に言うと。
>>53092627
僕も。。。頑張れ!
>>53089221
how do you keep going?
>>53092723
Vaffö äru trötter?
Hon är ju typ åtta eller nott hemma hos dig
薄毛の男性は39%も「前立腺がん」リスクが高いと判明
>>53092174
デブ君
今日、日本語で「よつばと!」読める
すげぇーね
>>53092897
Kan du verkligen svenska?
>>53093427
Nä
>>53092897
03:30に起きた。木曜日にテストがありますから、僕は睡眠リズムが修正しようとしています。
>>53093427
すごい!
>>53082667
They denied me and a girl access to two love hotels because we werent Japanese
>>53093596
sådesska
Jaru, rufixar detta
ganbatte nä
>>53093643
I thought love hotels were unmanned? Maybe he was just a jealous beta.
How do you talk to a qt next to you in class
>>53093780
First one had a girl there
Second one had a dude
Third one we could use a screen to pick rooms.
>>53092768
alcohol and mämmi
>>53093783
You can start by asking about her opinion on the subject of the class
>>53094002
Weird, maybe they had bad experiences with inconsiderate foreigners then.
グラシアス つまり ありがとう
>>53094226
What anime is that? Precure?
>>53094194
What would people say if that happened in your country
I want to put my penis inside a fujoshi one day.
>>53094455
I'd compare it to people banning gypsies from their business, most people would understand it.
>>53094598
>banning gypsies
I'm sure that's allowed
>>53094175
I'll talk to her tomorrow... tnx br kun
>>53094523
she'd probably want some other dude to fuck you while you fuck her
FINTARO WAS A MISTAKE
>>53094657
Yeah but she's some good for nothing freak. Why would I care what she wants.
>>53087914
iNo llores, Peru!
puedo ser tu amigo
tu puede enseñarme español a mi y yo puedo llegar una novia Coreano o Aleman para ti
me gusta el rock de Pero de los 60s y chicas de Peru
?Tiene amigas de Peru que gusta chicos de Alemania?
>>53094689
Cor blimey!
>>53094723
>>53094764
>que gusta chicos de Alemania?
He doesn't like white girls
>>53094426
アイカツです
>>53094652
No problem, senpai. Good luck
>>53094915
I look exactly like that desu ;_;
I'm going to be in prison some day.
>>53093643
alltså, det är ju lite konstigt att gå in med en uppblåsbar docka för att vara helt uppriktigt ärlig
>>53095050
Do you touch children
>>53094960
I'm a guy, sorry I learned Spanish 5 years ago and forgot most of it
Although I'm mainly interested in Korean I also like girls from Peru. I want them to teach me spanish while we listen to some good peruvian 60s rock and afterwards she can suck my dick but she has to keep in mind that I will leave Peru some day to get a korean gf
I don't even know why I answered you
I wanted to leave you forever because of the stupid yellow fever russian anon with a german flag
good bye
PS: Peru please write back so I can come visit you
>>53094810
>>53095050
Do you masturbating to children
>tfw you see a cute girl but you know you'll never talk to her
>>53095230
Since when is he Russian? Don't you try to push your fremdschämen on me.
>>53095240
>>53095159
>>53095273
No not at all. I haven't met a girl under 14 that has made me think lewd thoughts.
>>53095230
Don't forget your Taiwanese gf
>>53095230
You have bad taste in women...
>>53095344
Would you rape
>>53095337
Thanks for these pictures
>>53095350
what? I'm not that idiot. I would never pay a train ticket just to have sex with someone and exploit women like him.
>>53095329
german russians are even worse than real russians
>>53094810
>>53095240
У мeня вcтaл.
>>53095477
I've thought about it a lot and decided only a woman I was married to or a fujoshi.
>>53095337
tits master race.
>>53095240
>>53094810
>no panty lines
Not interested.
>>53095697
What the fuck did you just say?
Fight me you little shit!
>>53095808
Leafboy
>>53095808
oy leafboi
will you ever stop your faggotery m89
>>53095140
top kek kompis
>>53095847
I would never waste my time fighting people with shitty tastes.
we're from the same country but i think we can't get along after all, can't stand those who can't appreciate the good things in life
Fat ass is best
>>53095668
They're not attractive at all though, most of them
I like small breasts and big asses equally.
I used to like big breasts until in tried touching them. It wasn't so great.
>>53096081
You disappoint me.
>>53096145
Of course they aren't. That is part of the appeal. Attractive women have big annoying egos I hate that and it's a turn off.
>>53096159
What did they feel like
>>53096159
D-cup is optimal size
im an expert
>>53096145
>>53096227
jap fujoshis seem pretty normal desu
>>53095906
>>53095988
あなたたちは弱いものいじめが好きなのですか?
ຈ Ĺ̯ ͠ຈ
My friend is engaged to a fujo that watches Free and schlicks to yaoi
>>53096279
I'm a bully with people with shit taste (`o´)
>>53096248
What I don't like about bigger breasts is that usually they seem less sensitive. If I touch them and play with the nipples the girl doesn't have much of a reaction. They're also heavy, and they get cold sometimes especially if she's drinking.
Girls with smaller breasts seem to enjoy having their nipples played with a lot more. Even if they don't they will still react to them being touched.
I say this based off my experience at strip clubs.
>>53096385
Why do you bully me then? ;^)
>>53096127
>>53096159
>>53096220
fucking blasphemy, big boobs > all
>>53096269
This is ok. So long as they hate themselves for their perverted ways and are looked down upon by society.
>>53096279
Aren't you Russian's meant to be proper hard bastards who aren't bothered by a bit of banter?
Why are you so sensitive?
>>53096492
>n's
>>53096422
>they get cold
Hey I noticed this too
But you're talking like F-cup/G-cup sizes
D-cup is optimal
I'm an expert
>>53096492
Nah Russias are emotional as fuck. They get angry very easily especially when they're drinking. Cry etc easily too.
おはようございます
>>53096227
What's attractive about fujos
>>53096422
How rough were you on the big tits
Good ass > Big boobs > Flat ass > Flat boobs
>>53096606
>Flat boobs is the last
Opinion dismissed
>>53096606
I'm a man of very broad tastes and can find sexiness in most body types.
>>53096606
>Good ass > Big boobs
I used to feel like this until I met the girl with the best boobs in the world
you're actually wrong senpai
I'm an expert
