>you will will never be dutch
Tell me netherlanders, how does it feel to be dutch?
i go autistic when everything isn't as tidy when i go abroad which is often since the country isn't that big
Feels good.
>captcha: select all images with bicycles
loving every laugh
I talk to two Dutch girls and they both want to get the fuck out.
So I dont think its as nice as it seems.
>>53085880
how did they allow you in?
>>53085865
why didnt you colonized more land?
you could have BTFO spain again from their claims in the americas
I love the system. Combination of germanic and french political system is one of the best.
>>53085944
>muh grass is greener on the other side
not saying theres no better countries but 90% of the time those sort of people IF they go abroad they will come back
>>53085948
because we're shit fighters, only had the advantage on the sea for a while
The only thing I envy about being Dutch are whores
>>53086350
Who're all from Eastern Europe so you're not missing much.
>>53085944
99% of those are whiners who think the grass is greener outside the Orange Nation but I'm damn sure this is the best country in the world. None can compare.
>>53085948
>allow you in
>allow
top kek, they asked me lad
>>53086350
Germany has better whores
>>53085948
>why didnt you colonized more land?
We had New York, parts of Brazil, Guyana, Bonaire, Curaçao, Saint Martin, Saba, Saint Eustatius, and Suriname, but the British were really, really mean.
>>53085880
>>53086526
>You
>Dutch
What the fuck, you don't even identify as Dutch.
>>53086474
yeah but its illegal to fuck them here.. and they are too expensive
>>53086536
DON'T
FORGET
NEW BATAVIA
THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS
>>53086642
30-40 Euro is too much?
Anyway honestly I live right next to the Geleenstraat in The Hague, if you ever come to the Netherlands hit up the Nederdraad and I'll buy you one.
>>53086589
He's dutch when it suits him
>>53086857
good ones are around 600 kunas, so more like 60-100 Euros which is too much for Croatian paychecks. Of course you can find street whores for less money, but who wants to fuck them?
>>53086864
>Born here!
>>53086589
>identify as
Identifying as something is a meme to be honest, nobody wants you to identify as Dutch, Dutch people are freaked out by it and foreigners consider you to be a traitor of some sort (even though that's stupid, I know).
Basically, the optimal situation for everyone else is a law-abiding citizen who follows the customs of the country his resides in. This corresponds with >>53086864
it feels good
>>53087072
>nobody wants you to identify as Dutch,
wat
>Dutch people are freaked out by it and foreigners consider you to be a traitor of some sort
wat
>>53087154
This
>>53087023
This, a dog born in a horse stable doesn't make it a horse.
>>53087316
>>53087167
These are facts
>>53087316
what would Belgium be in this comparison? Some kind of snail-horse hybrid?
>>53087402
>These are facts
Facts can be proven, and I can bloody well tell you that you're sucking shit out of your thumb.
>>53087402
>what would Belgium be in this comparison?
A brother nation.
>>53087523
What part don't you agree with exactly? Only thing I'm sucking out my thumb is your mom's pussy fluid lad, calm down
>>53087591
The parts I've quoted, dipshit. I asked you to proof these 'facts'. So I'd like to see some sources.
>>53087699
You can experimentally verify them if you'd like, kid
It's alright, country functions well and is prosperous so as a citizen you can't complain that much.
Only thing that bothers me is the lack of nature/open country.
>>53087072
>follows the customs of the country his resides in
Citzenship was a mistake tbqh
>>53087154
>tfw no stroopwafel right now.
>>53087550
the Netherlands is actually very conservative but with a fair amount of tolerance
Why do fucking Yankees always think we are some sort of "progressive" utopia?
>>53087550
>NL is perfect
Damn right is is.
>What's the catch.
The fact we're sharing a continent with frog-eating Frenchies, bike-stealing Germans, English assholes, and worst of all, the Belgians.
Oh, and the fact we're sharing a country with idiotic leftists gutmenschen who keep whitewashing the fact that Moslems in our border do nothing wrong instead of being the #1 criminals, can't see the fact that multicultural humanism has failed and pretend there are no problems whatsoever with having 1.2 million refugees in our borders. Which is a tiny swamp the size of the state of New York with 17 million inhabitants.
>>53087738
>Source it yourself.
Nah, burden of proof is on you.
Oh wait, there's none. You just don't want to integrate.
But I'm honestly more convinced of the fact you're not an Arab at all but just a lonely 13 year old's first troll.
>>53087930
>Why do fucking Yankees always think we are some sort of "progressive" utopia?
>>53087930
>Why do fucking Yankees always think we are some sort of "progressive" utopia?
Guess.
On one the Nethelands is boring, there are no killer snakes or hurricanes or mountains or whatever that makes nature exciting. On the other hand, this boring non threatening nature makes it a safe country. Would I like to live somewhere else more exciting? Yes. Will I? No.
>>53087994
There's no burden of proof, I made a statement from anecdotal evidence as they call it, if you disagree, fine, I don't care. I'm not a sociologist (thank god) and you certainly aren't either.
>13 year old's first troll
That's fine, all the more embarrassment to you, I've been running leaps around your pathetic ass for months. I recognize your butthurt posting style.
Taxes are too high.
>>53087930
>the Netherlands is actually very conservative with a fair amount of tolerance
False, the Netherlands are a really progressive country. The only thing that stands out is the unusually high criticism of islam and the multicultural society (for a progressive country), which arose due to politicians like Pim Fortuyn and Geert Wilders. If it wasn't for them we'd probably be like Sweden right now.
>>53088056
>>53088115
>amsterdam
fucking disgusting
>>53088285
this is bait
>>53088175
>This guy.
First calls it's facts, now it's anecdotal evidence.
Right. Go away.
>>53088285
>If it wasn't for them we'd probably be like Sweden right now.
And thank Jesus we're not.
>>53087316
but it still make him citizens of Republic of Stable
