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How do I get a norwegian gf?
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How do I get a norwegian gf?
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>>53037110
get black
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>>53037110
go to jail.
be arab.
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>>53037110
Be African
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are scandi gri;;s just a meme?
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>>53037110
I would literally fuck every single chick in this photo.

How do I get a qt Norwegian gf?
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cover yourself in peanut butter and talk very loudly about the need for a trans Scandinavian caliphate
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>>53037110
be black
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take in a refugee
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Just be handsome.
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>>53037110
Just be yourself
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>>53037110
Paint your face and set the fire to a church
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>>53037110
Be slav bull.

Norwegians are a slav mix anyway
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>>53037690
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delet this
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>>53037110

>You need a good job so you can take her on vacation.
>Have to look god so they can post pics of you two on bookface to show and brag to all her friends
>you need to be into hiking so she can post pics of you guys on different mountain tops (also to brag to her friends)
>If you own a cabbin thats a huge plus. She can take cozy winterpics of you two skiing and living your successful lives and post them on book a face to show everyone how well off you are.
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>>53037944
give me plz
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>>53037944
jeg elsker norge og laerer norsk :3
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>>53037944
Why are you guys so obsessed with wheelchair girls?
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>>53037110
Be a royalty
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>>53038048

It's just two or maybe three guys shitposting in /norgetråden/
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>>53038048
That's just one proxycanadian and some copycats
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>>53037965
>bookface
will a holocaust happen if you shut down bookface in norway ?
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>>53038070
>Be a royalty
Be a maddafakka urban dancing royalty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPWRWOrQmmo
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>>53038211

if this is what #1 hdi is like i don't want to know that feel
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>>53037110
more scandi grills pls
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>>53038211
slet dette
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>>53038266
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>>53038253
>not having fun while dancing
im not into that type of music but nigga dancing it like a basic human thing
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>>53037458
>posts 14 year old

Why do 4chan pedos do this?
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>>53038266
more fit scandi girls
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>>53038351

do you like the dance of my people?
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>When the scandi girls see your dick
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>>53038402
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>>53037110

don't you fuckers all look the same, or something? or are norweigan women just culturally better than swedish women?
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>>53038206

I think so yes.
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>>53038459
not slav enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoQb8vb4blA
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>>53038527

norwegians look like they have more filled out faces tbqf
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>>53037458

Yes, they are beyond meme at this point, along with Brit slags, Slav housewives and Greek whores.

>>53038384

14? Gtfo.
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>>53038567
its the slav genes in them :^)
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>>53037110
Just be in Norway and talk to a few Norwegian girls. It really isn't that hard.
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>>53038497
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>>53038527
Norwegian girls sound cuter
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>>53038633
>females
>god tier nature
my dick is diamond hard
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>>53038633

>I will never 9/11 that bumhole
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>>53038633
was like 30 celsius there back in 2014.
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>tfw no gf
>tfw never had one
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>46 posts
>still no finnmark video
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>>53038696
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>>53037110
>How do I get a norwegian gf?

Too late, they have already found out that men are garbage
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>>53038707
you lack confidence norge bro ?
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>>53038696
>WATERMELON
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>>53038855
Meh, not really, I'm just lazy, and I have weird interests that most girls aren't into.
I've been ridiculously close in getting a gf, but it didn't work out, she had major issues.
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>>53038707
>Even if I could get a gf 60% of my dating pool is ugly little asian girls
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>>53038855
>be born ugly
>can't get a gf
>"u jus lack confidence brah xD"
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>>53038779
>still no finnmark video
No Fimmark video but a what about Finmark girl?
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>>53039130
"Nothin personel kid"
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>>53039088
>be born ugly
here a man only need to be a bit more handsome than a pig. you can always work on your body my friend and character iss more important as you age
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>>53039130

she doesn't look like my finnmark memes
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>>53039088
>>"u jus lack confidence brah xD"

M8, I hate people who think everything is 'just about confidence'. Women will even say, they find 'confidence' attractive. Bullshit. Not only does it ignore a correlation between confidence and attractiveness (or how attractive people view themselves), but also, I'm to believe while men are attracted to the body, women are only attracted to abstract concepts in an entirely plutonic sense. Fuck off. M8s.
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I must acquire a cute short blonde blue eyed Nordic girl.
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>>53039226
> abstract concepts in an entirely plutonic sense
What do you mean?
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>>53039310
Let me rephrase his post in simpler language:
men are told that if they're confident, know what they want, work to achieve their goals etc; then women will find this man attractive because of some 'aura' he radiates (and I don't mean pheromones or some shit, just purely abstract immaterial)
the poster finds this assertion highly doubtful, and thinks women place more value in physical attractiveness than some men give them credit for
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>>53039198

A random girls soccer team from the town of Alta in Finnmark
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>>53039287
sauce me, wafflenigger
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>>53037110
*What you say desu?* *We're to pretty for all you loosers tjihihi*
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>>53039410

>I will never do their dirty laundry
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>>53039449
Some twin girls named Drilsvik, I forgot their first names. An autist on /int/ stalked their social media and dumped pictures once.
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>>53039474
Looks like the girls at home :^)
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>>53039511
more of the twins pls
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>>53039409
I'm to believe while men are attracted to the body, women are only attracted to abstract concepts in an entirely plutonic sense.
> men are attracted to the body
>women are only attracted to abstract concepts in an entirely plutonic sense.
Your explanation makes sense, but isn't what he meant.
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>>53039597
Why do everyone keep saying that? Are the Bergen girls some kind of universial phenomenon!?!
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>>53039626
I feel like a creep for having this folder but oh well
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>>53039635
>implying girls aren't attracted to the body

beta Chad proves you wrong

if you don't know it, it's a guy who created a tinder account of a handsome chad dude but would only speak the most cringeworthy and beta stuff to girls he got matched with. Still plenty of girls were down to fuck a guy with no job, who lived with parents, was virgin and frequently shit his pants just because he was hot.
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>>53039781
ZAINICHI KOREAN DICK
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>>53039791

your health minister is literally over 150kg, no one will judge you anymore lad
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>>53039791
>anon why are do you spend you whole day in your room ?.jpg
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>>53039846
Thanks Ausbro, you always got my back.
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>>53039802
See >>53039226
These are not my words. I'm laughing at them.
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>>53039701
They look like normal scandi teenage girls.
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Also obligatory Emilie Nereng pic, I feel like OP's one didn't do her justice.
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>>53039511
>>53039791
>>53039874
hffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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>>53037965
>>You need a good job so you can take her on vacation.
>>Have to look god so they can post pics of you two on bookface to show and brag to all her friends
>>you need to be into hiking so she can post pics of you guys on different mountain tops (also to brag to her friends)
>>If you own a cabbin thats a huge plus. She can take cozy winterpics of you two skiing and living your successful lives and post them on book a face to show everyone how well off you are.
Easy, for a real woman like that i would do even more, but to be honest i dont think all that would be necessary, just fuck her good everyday and take her out to do cool stuff.
t. insecure faggot
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>>53039908
I have heard americans say they look like average americans too
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I also want a Norwegian gf...
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>>53039954
too bad she looks like a clown most of the time
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>>53039791

I got some pics of those twins lying around also
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Do norwegian grills like people who can play an instrument? I can play drums
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>>53039989
>i dont think all that would be necessary

but all those things are things you should want even if you don't have a gf
having a good job, looking good and enjoying nature are all great
shit I'm mirin the background more than the girl in this pic
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>>53040004
Is it really strange that i say it?
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>>53040027
Sorry mate, too late. All them pretty ones have already been stolen by canadian lesbians
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>>53040119
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>>53039954

>tfw you look up voes channel and she's always caked in makeup
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>>53039954
Who is she?
Is she the girl that came a year ago on /int/, called everybody a creep for looking at her FB and asked to stpo posting about her?

I cant really remember if the girl was norwegian or swedish. I just remember she was beautiful but a fucking cunt.
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>>53040162
i want to touch her chin
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>>53040064
>Do norwegian grills like people who can play an instrument?
>I can play drums
And that's almost an instrument.
In my experience, the piano is considered the sexiest instrument by most Norwegian girls.
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>>53040162
what professions are in need in Norway and will continue to be in need in the future? (referring to the oil business maybe not being a good long term strategy)
>tfw studying a shit tier degree that has little application outside of my home country
>not exactly the wisest choice since I want to live somewhere in a beautiful environment which doesn't exist in good ol' Flanders
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>>53038384
If your 14 yo looks like this, I think I may be a pedo.
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>>53040241
what are my chances in norway? I am fairly handsome, well educated, play the piano, etc.. but only 1,80m.
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>rich
>beautifull
>1st worlder
>proud and inncent virgins

I guess it is imporsible to fuck them, right?
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>>53040284
>Argie girls

relax, Argie authorities are too busy drinking mate to care about some 14 year olds fucking
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The Nordic barbarian race is cucked by the Mediterranean aryan, their women are inwardly forced to breed with a Roman Centurio, a Spaniard macho or Greek Magka
The Southern European man is known for an high amount of facial aesthetics, a god-like developed physique and strong, manly semen
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>>53040331
>proud and innocent virgins
You don't seem to be familiar with Scandinavian promiscuity. Look up average age of first sexual contact throughout Europe.
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>>53040331
>dem car
You have a good taste in cars, bro.
Just the color is a bit off.
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>>53040271
>be IT guy
>can move anywhere in the world
i just need to finish my degree and continue learning norwegian
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>>53040241
>And that's almost an instrument.
It is an instrument you dummy.
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>>53040271

The fishing industry and shipping. A friend of mine makes good money traveling around all of Norway and vaccinating salmon on the fish farms. He works three weeks on and two weeks off. There are plenty of jobs like that.
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>>53040287
I assume you'd do alright. 1.80 is around average, so I don't think that should be a big issue.
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>>53040287
>1,80m

Manlets, when will they ever learn?
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>>53037965
why are they such high maintenance?
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>>53040331
>proud and inncent virgins
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>>53040465
>>53040460
>>53040459
>>53040449
>>53040403
>>53040368
>>53040376
>>53040400
>tfw 179cm manlet loser

Kill me, please. Just do it, I don't deserve to live. ;__;
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>>53040515
Still taller than me.
I really dont care about my height. But the size of my dick is a constant pain in my life :(
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>>53040515
nigga ive got a friend thats 176 cm and hes fucking 9/10 girls, complaining about height is just an excuse.

also 179 is not manlet, most girls are smaller than that
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>>53040560
It is really below the averege or are you just insecure?
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>>53040586
>176
166*
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>>53040609
Both.
13 cm here.

>>53040510
The face of that dude is definition of "uncanny valley".
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>>53038211
>Oslo
I like to pretend this city doesn't exist.
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>>53040465

Because that is what is expected. Everyone makes good money. And everyone just think they haveto be successful to fit in.

The whole blogg thing being so popular also drives up the expectations for young girls
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>>53040515
cheer up mate I'm 173cm manlet in a country where the average male height is 180cm (so that means 183-184cm for the average early 20s male)
you can still find happiness despite being a manlet

remember the saying
"Lord, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to know the difference."
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>>53040403
Sure thing. Can you play a melody on drums?
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>>53040586
>also 179 is not manlet, most girls are smaller than that
just because you are one centimeter taller than most girls doesn't mean they don't want an 6'5 alpha male to be next and shielding them like a brick wall.
I thought at least in 2016 you guys would learn.
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>>53040723
So is like dating a jewish girl, but she prefer stuff instead of using currency and gold.
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>>53037110
been asking myself that everyday since I was 15
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>>53040740
>6'5
Fuck off lanklet
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>>53040723
I assume ridiculous feminism ideas also is on the rise and indoctrinate the younger generation more and more.
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>>53040736
With something like this? Sure.
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>>53037110
Norway should annex us and we will provide the tan genes and tanning places. We are good tourist season earners, as a region, but we need serious entrepreneurs and industrialists to allocate these earnings to make the region flourish

P.S we're the region of the tallest people in Europe
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Are they killing ugly people?
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>>53040661
Just work on insecurity, not only cause it is the only thing you can solve, but also what I think is the only problem with you.
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>>53040849
Sorry can't hear you from up here.
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>>53040861
Bro, that's a xylophone. Not drums.
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>>53040763
any more from the third from the bottom right?
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>>53040860

Actually no. The whole good wife thing is an extremely important thing i social media. Making cupcakes and showing off extravagant birthday cakes you made foryour kids and basically be the perfect white family is a huge thing.

Its hugely debated by the intelectualls but the fact is that gender equality in norway in many homes are going back to 1960's level. In short. Making so much money that the wife can stay home and blogg all day about the perfect things she and her perfect family does is seen as a sign of success.
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>tfw no gf
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>>53041069
>tfw my normie bro has found a gf who cooks for him etc.
life is suffering
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>>53041069
The fact that this is happening in a nation bordering Sweden makes it all the more impressive.
Damnit why is your country so perfect.
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>>53041069
>in many homes are going back to 1960's level.
More woman are taking higher education than men. That's nothing like 1960s at all.

This does not however mean that women are particularly "feministic" tho.
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>>53041069
why haven't sweden waged a war against you yet?
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>>53040723

so norway is basically the middle class capital of the world?
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>>53041302

1) import mujaheddin
2) give them tribute of welfare and teenage swedish girls
3) unleash them on norway
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>>53040992
It's a percussion instrument and so are drums, so it counts. If you're saying that some percussion instruments aren't instruments, bc you can't play notes with them, you're being a retard. And that's not a xylophone, this one is...
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>>53040661
13cm is fine. Women mostly get pleasure from penetration and also partially from being stretched. So being thick is a plus. But yeah your size is not a roadblock. You're ok in that. Just work on your mentality bra, you're a born winner.
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>>53041336
Duh....... there is basically nothing below middle class here. Didn't you get the memo like 10 000 times already? Why do you think fuckers like me can't get a gf?
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>>53041273
>More woman are taking higher education than men. That's nothing like 1960s at all.


Of course the take higher education. That is also one of the things you are expected to do to be successfull. But when the pressure to be the perfect family comes many of these women tend to stay home for five or six years. At least that is what its like in my region. And i read all the time articles speaking of this as a "problem"
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>>53041069
Like in most of the west, Norwegian women have higher grades than men. So eventually this will make a mark in society. It's slow tho because most employers slightly prefer male workers

But of course there will always be some women who are happy to be housewives. Feminism has no issue with this. You're free to choose your own path in life. Just as long as you're not forced to be a housewife it's ok
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>>53037110
Just like it is with any girl: be muscular and outgoing. Shy or average? Girls won't give you the time of day.
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>>53041499

Are you the one working class Norweigan left? Are you the last of a kind? Doesn't your progressive government have sanctuary for you? Will they build a museum after your death and declare that it was here, on this day, that the last worker left?
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>>53041336
I guess so. I took an UK test recently, (Here: http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22000973 ) - and my result came as pic related. I'm not even successful, just a normal lad in his late 20s.
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>>53041558
>But when the pressure to be the perfect family comes many of these women tend to stay home for five or six years. At least that is what its like in my region.
makes me want to move to norway even more
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>>53041595
>this is what dicklets actually believe
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>>53041433
Thank you for the kind word bro.
We all gonna make it.
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>>53041595
Women get better grades and have higher prevalence of tertiary degrees, but men are naturally better leaders, hence are more prevalent in top positions and have higher average income due to it.
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>>53041647
I'm middle class too, but I don't get any girls because more than middle class economy is expected. Working class in Norway = middle class.
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>>53039701
No Bergen girls are special uber humans
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>>53037110
>>53037110
the girl from the extreme left looks like your average white brazilian from Rio, if you ought to look for a cheaper alternative
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>>53041426
>>53041426
Do you play drums or do you play the xylophone? The xylophone uses a musical keyboard, just like a piano. On xylophones you hit the right keys to produce a tone, just like on a piano.

A xylophone is an instrument, drums are not.
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>>53041822
I'm 14cm and all three girls I fucked complained I was too big. It's a small sample size but yeah. It's just easy to overthink your penis and then when you're actually with a girl it's actually a non-issue. So chill, if she likes you she won't have any problem with your dick. And finding a woman who likes you isn't hard either. There's lots out there who are dying to find a decent guy who isn't an asshole.
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>>53041964
>white brazilian
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>>53042030
Would you mind tell me the height of them?

Im trying to figure out if taller girls have larger vagoos or not.

I already know that the fatter they are, the looser they pussy is.

But I dont know about height.

Since the average swede is taller than the brazilian, this would help me ut on my Grand Unification Theory for Pussy Size.
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>>53041984
Instrument is an object you use to create music, there's nothing more to it.
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>>53041984
I can play both. Better at playing drums tho. The xylophone might have some similarities with piano, but all in all they are two totally different instruments.
Also:
> If you're saying that some percussion instruments aren't instruments, bc you can't play notes with them, you're being a retard.
You just proved my point
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>>53040661
Take a sad song and make it better, Jude.
Become fucking ass good in pussy licking, fingering, general vaginal pleasuring and you shall keep any woman satisfied enough to not give a damn about how long is your schlong
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>>53042138
They are between 160 and 175 cm.

But generally a vagina is supposed to hold tight but stretch as needed. I don't think the vagina "size" is dependent on height. Tall girls can have small vaginas for sure
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>>53041732
sauce, my norge friend?
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>>53042237
My last gf had a vagina that was too "big" for me, but when she tightened it, it worked fine.
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>>53042237
a vagina hole can expand under erotic stimulation
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>>53042308
I posted the link in my post. http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22000973
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>>53042055
Surely you don't know shit about Brasil.
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>>53042138
Mang vags don't work like that at least not in my experience.
My current gf is almost 180cm had god knows how many dicks before since a huge slut yet still asks me to go slow on her at the beginning especially when doing doggy sometimes even forbids it because goes too deep lol and last Friday complained how her pussy hurted inside after the fucking and im only 16cm.
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>>53042030
What's your circumference though?
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>>53042368
thanks
i just woke up btw so i simply skimmed through your post, didn't read it at all
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>>53042315
>>53042345
>>53042444

We all know that bros.

A pussy can get large enough for a baby to pass through, obviously.

The core issue here, how find girls with pussies tight enough that 13/14cm dicks can satisfy them.
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>>53042369

surely you don't know shit about bantz
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>>53042498
you can always finish them with a finger and clit stimulation :^)

also less vagina talk more norge qts
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more of the twins pls
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>>53040331
Rossiski Drug, you are about right. But do you care, u have grills in Rossiya.
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>>53042446
How to measure?
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>>53042695
Get a measure tape and put around your dick erect.
If you dont have one, a ruler will do.

Just place the 0 (zero) cm at the top of your dick and start "moving" the ruler around your dick. When it reaches the starting point again, the "cms" that is showing now is your girth.
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>>53041069
>Its hugely debated by the intelectualls

they actually have a say in Norway?

or do people ignore them like over here.

listening to them is to go the way of Sweden m8.
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>>53042695
This right here >>53042817

Does it jiggle in a toilet roll?
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>>53041885

That means I'm fucked then. Parttime working class fag here.
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>>53042923
>Does it jiggle in a toilet roll?
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>>53037110
2nd from the right must be an animal in bed
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>This fucking thread :D:D:D
How the hell did you manage to derail cute girl thread into dick measuring contest :D:D, fucking homos
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>>53042923
>mfw there are people who can fit their dick inside a toilet roll
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>>53043004
It's fairly good indicator whether your penis is thick or not
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>>53043154
yeah it makes sense, its just that ive never heard about measuring it that way kek
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>>53043138
Yeah, like 80% of men? R-right?
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>>53043154
what if head can't fit yet the shaft could possibly?
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>>53043106
Is not a contest. Is a international self help thread now.
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>>53043138
Even two dicks like mine would fit. I have a tiny dick still I fucked (or more like tickled) 4 grills.
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>>53042368

New affluent workers

This class group is sociable, has lots of cultural interests and is in the middle of all the class groups in terms of wealth.
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>>53043264
this.

the head of my penis is about 30 cm in circumference but the shaft is 5 cm
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>>53042030
>tjejer ljuger aldrig
haha aa
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>>53043339
Is your dick a mushroom
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>>53043154
so what does that mean? if it doesn't jiggle it's sufficiently thick? And if so, sufficiently thick for what?
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>there are people itt jiggling their dicks in a toilet roll RIGHT NOW and feeling insecure due to it
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>>53043449
why are fins so hardcore ?
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>>53043396
i'm cut too ;)
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>>53043590
>i'm cut
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>>53043648
>2016
>not being jewish master race
kek, you're gone in the new world order, lad
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>>53043703
>implying the slav wont rule the world
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post wimmins!
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>>53043832
norge bro how are poles views in norway ? i understand we mostly do simple jobs but is there some hostility against us ?
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>>53043832
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>>53043703
>>53043757
ottoman empire v.2.0 is coming soon you will be my thralls and norwegian hot women will be my salt wives thanks to sultan.
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>>53043757
>implying festivus is better than Hanukkah

get it? Poles celebrate festivus
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>>53043928
>ottoman empire v.2.0
mehmet pray everyday to westernkuks, if it wasnt for them tsarigrad would be slav right now
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>>53043880

No real anti sentiment no. I had a polish family who i rented out to for a couple of years and they where nice people except that they did not know neither Norwegian nor English so that made communication a bit hard.

That seems to be the only problem i've heard people speak of, That they never bother to learn the language. They just come here, work like crazy and ship off home to Poland with all the cash.
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>>53043884
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>>53040763
shit they are ugly
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>>53044033
>that pic
kek gave me a good laugh however your argument is unconceivably weak.
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Most overrated girls ever.
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>>53044175
>however your argument is unconceivably weak.
yeah i know, got nothing against turks desu. its just bants

>In the Polish collective memory Ottoman Turkey is remembered as the only state that did not recognize the final partition of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth in 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. There even exists an anecdote recounting the exchange between the chef de protocol and his aide, which is still often repeated in Poland. According to the tale, whenever the diplomatic corps was received by the Ottoman sultan, on the sight of the empty chair of the Polish deputy, the Ottoman chef de protocol would ostentatiously ask: “Where is the deputy from Lehistan?”. At each occasion he would receive the same reply from his aide: ‘Your Excellency, the deputy of Lehistan could not make it because of vital impediments’ to the annoyance of the diplomats from the partitioning states.
gives me the feels desu
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>tfw no nord-european, blonde, blue eyes gf
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>>53043832
Okey anon
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CONFIDENCE
CONFIDENCE
CONFIDENCE
CONFIDENCE
CONFIDENCE
CONFIDENCE
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>>53039226
>>53039088
>anons without confidence confirmed

Fuck off, nigger. They might not be interested in you at first sight but if you're an interesting person and can challenge them emotionally and intellectually you can fuck hot bitches.
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>Scandiboos
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>>53041069
there is still hope for this world
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>>53044377
I usually start off by mentioning how I haven't thought about killing myself at all recently. This usually goes over pretty well. A man that knows he doesn't want to die is a strong, confident man.
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>>53044330
yeah i like polish people acutally i might visit your country someday, have a nice day mate.
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>be 1.85m skinnyfag with a disney's villain face
>be poor

I just can't compete with 1.95m, strong, healthy and rich norwegians so scandi women in general will always remain in another dimension for me. All that's left is fat 2nd\3rd world sluts...
I rather be alone if that's the only women that there will be there for me...
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>>53042891

They don't have much say anymore.

it seems the society is on a fast track to hyper consumerism and imagebuilding. Everything is demanded to be perfect. Every girl expects to be a princess and every guy is expected to be a shiny finance superhero officeworker and you are expected to give your kids only the best that means everyday i see facebook photos of kids lunchboxes with handcut vegetable figures and extravagant dinners. The only way to compete in that race is if the mom stays home. and they all do exept for a few who then feel insecure about beeing not good enough for not having the time to do such things.

This is not all of Norway of course.
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>>53044497
>i might visit your country someday
hope you have a good time

>have a nice day mate.
you too bro
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>>53043154
>>53043138
Reminds me of when i tried to put my dick in a vacuum cleaner but it didnt fit
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>>53043832

who? o_0
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>>53044399
>challenge them emotionally

abuse. you get arrested.

>challenge them intellectually.

bullying.
mansplaining.
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>>53044788

Google "Sol Sandvik"
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>>53044765
are there any dark haired women in norway with pure scandi blood?
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>>53044336
You are Italian, you have way better chances than me with scandi women... Italian men are a fetish for women troughout the world... while portuguese men are... ignored at best.
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why are scandinavians women better than the Germans?
I thought they were genetically the same
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>>53041302
But they do. Their newspapers calls us racist and facist.
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>>53039226
M8 let me give you a bit of advice on women from a handsome guys perspective). (This coming from a guy who gets compliments from 8-10/10s.)

Looks are needed to pull women in, but personality and confidence(because this is what allows you to show your real personality) is what keeps them around.

Stop treating girls like they're all the same. Looking for a lay? Sure looks will get you laid against slags, but think about this for a second...do you really think all the good looking guys are trying to go for slags just to sleep with them? Hellll NOOO. We want hot women with a personality who we can be in a relationship with.(well at least i do) When something is easily attainable, i guess you don't want it as much anymore.
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>>53043884
>>53044765
Do Norwegian students wear overalls too?
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>>53045008

Only the last month before graduation from high school
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>>53045094
>KUK
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>>53044959

yes brown hair is pretty common i guess.
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>>53045094
we have those universities and colleges
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>>53044941
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>>53044981
In summary:
>Keep your chin up, m8. I'm handsome, confident, and a generally perfect example of the ideal man.
>Even if you're not, realize that you can still manage if you improve yourself.
>While I don't need to improve myself, because I'm perfect.
>Hope this helps, and remember you should be looking for love.
>But be reasonable, because you're not me - perfect
>Cheers!
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>>53044941
Weird ass eyes.
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>>53044105
2nd from right front row looks like the kind of girl who would bake you cinnamon rolls on a cold winters day.
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>>53044959
Yes, the purest norwegians look like this
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I wish I were a rich Norwegian, partying wth my frinds after the graduation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvCCQhdUv2U
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>>53045125
it means cock
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