kpop desu lads edition
>2011+6
>Not racemixing to produce genetically stronger children
snowing right now to be honest
>>53034728
this pic triggered me
>snowing right now
>sunset at 2:49PM
>-26 degrees
>already 2 feet of snow on the ground
>small town of 300 people
>nothing to fucking do
>liquor store closed cause too much snow
someone please rescue me
Poleaboo feels 2016 is going to be EXPLOSIVE
>>53034953
dont do anything to upset your mummy now
rer
>>53034953
>still forcing your fictitious persona
hey lads
I see the temperature is low
I think there's something you should know
It's Irish weather that's to blame
But the sun is out, and the cold shall be tamed
Traveling home from Dublin city
Five times already this week, a pity
In Enfield service station now
My mind is set to find some chow
hello where are the gfs
found a tune lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Gtm4-Ax2U
Orient yourself towards the psychedelic experience, towards the psychedelic phenomenon, as a source of information. A mirror image of the psychedelic experience in hardware are computer networks. Computer networks, paradoxically enough, are a deeply feminizing influence on society, where, in hardware, the unconscious is actually being created. It's as though we took the Platonic bon mot about how "if God did not exist, Man would invent him", and say "if the unconscious does not exist, humanity will invent it" — in the form of these vast networks able to transfer and transform information
>hey lads
>Racists have been driven back to /pol/
>Anime nonces have been driven back to /a/
[Autists have been driven back to /r9k/
/brit/ is for ordinary chilled out lads again, for chatting shit, posting slags from all races, engaging in top level banter, discussing footy and music and basically just having a fucking good laugh with some like minded lads.
Who do we have to thank for this? One woman, one qt black Yank slag with a nice bum and good music...
A Z E A L I A
selling a jgf
WEE WOO BANTER BRIGADE WE WOO
crayon pop
>>53042251
Oh Grunty we've missed you
Females literally cannot comprehend male loneliness
senait
>>53042288
Rasheed.
>>53042288
>liking monkeys
>mfw most /brit/ users have left
>all the current /brit/ posters found the general 2 weeks ago after getting bored with reddit
literally the only people left is the anime cunts and caralad
>>53042295
I didn't save the one from yesterday can you post that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
absolute banger
>>53042267
where is this from?
need to keep my bed locked away when mans this tired ffs every time i glance to my left i just about fall asleep in anticipation
slags
>>53042288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEJK40cR5k
At this moment, I am euphoric, not because of any phony gods blessing, but because I have taken loads of benzos
>>53042318
iktf
>>53034793
Didn't get proved wrong enough last time?
>>53042295
I bid twenty quid
>>53042354
Think everyone's just in the instasync
>>53042350
Hope we have a long hot slaggy summer this year, can't wait to drink some cider and go out shaggin
>>53042358
haha
good lad
good choon
>>53042386
>replying to a 3 hour old post
kill yourself
>>53042359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9RxtZlkQGs
>>53042318
>
>>53042350
2,000,000mg of my willy, straight up right's shitter.
>>53042377
yeah lad all males think of such deep shit like tiananmen square and american imperialism and girls only think about vapid shit
>>53042354
Been here since 2013 tbbh It's always been shit and will continue to be, new posters come all the time replacing the old a new era of gimmicks begin. Don't get attached to this shitehole.
But at least i scared away that kentqt faggot the other day, you don't need shitters like that here.
>>53042393
post it
>>mfw most /brit/ users have left
>>all the current /brit/ posters found the general 2 weeks ago after getting bored with reddit
>literally the only people left is the anime cunts and caralad
*tips fedora*
been listening to this on repeat for about 2 days lads x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50
>>53042386
Oh damn, please don't remind me. I was trying to forget just how wrong I got proved before. Oh gosh lad now I remember I feel like shit.
me on the left
>still haven't wanked this year
>people slagposting
Good thing the slagposts are broken up by those androgynous Korean boybodies that do absolutely nothing for me (or any hot-blooded male).
I am one of the 3% of people who were born to take speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4VdcMXVO_g
>>53042424
Lol, what a hack.
>>53042318
im quite lonely
if my friends arent at uni theyre just boring cunts
havent seen anyone outside family since xmas eve infact
>>53042455
belfastla1
>>53042463
>anon, why don't you talk to her! she likes you!
what do lads?
More slags pls
>>53042463
>chebs
>qt smile
would gf the fuck out of her
>tfw no kgfs feet to rub
>>53042512
Underated post desu
>>53042494
alright gay lad
too many normalfags and teenagers in /brit/, I'm gonna leave and come back about 2ish, bye
>>53042512
Can't fucking believe that t b h.
>>53042449
I profoundly remember /brit/ being far comfier and better back then
>Every time one of my housemates gets a visitor they park in front of the driveway.
Why are normies so fucking thick? "Oh a driveway no one will mind if I block that"
>>53042531
well, now that i know for a fact that shes interested i would go and talk to her.
my autism is limited to imitating contact based on fears of rejection and inadequacy.
>>53042563
love this slag 2bh. want her to beat me up.
is it okay to watch jessica jones before watching daredevil lads
>>53042563
>>53042610
I like this poster already
>>53042565
jgf feet > kgf feet
>>53042512
the amount of times i've been done by this gimmick is unreal
i get a little dopamine release when i think about suicide
>>53042628
jessica jones is cuckshit
>>53042613
It was a massive circlejerk. 2014 was comfy for awhile, then /sp/ and /r9k/ came.
>>53042580
>zero arse
>zero hips
>thighs that at the same width from hip to knee
Gee you sure showed me the error of my ways there lad.
>>53042265
FUCKING TUNE
>>53042637
I doubt that
>>53042449
>But at least i scared away that kentqt faggot the other day
okay lol
>>53042628
>jessica jones
>cuck propaganda the show
kek
>>53042627
>imitating
oops meant initiating x
>>53042623
isn't it a criminal offence? ring the council and get them clamped. would be a right lark.
>>53042645
genuinely just had a spontaneous wave of mild pleasure at reading this post
not about suicide but just thinking about dopamine
think im a superhuman lads
>>53042627
>>53042634
good lads
>>53042681
oink
>tfw exhausted and desperately want a nap
>tfw can't nap because work tomorrow and if I sleep now I won't sleep later
Please help, lads
Best place for amateur British MILF/mature porn lads?
I'm going to learn Spanish by hanging out in HILO LATINO threads.
I am learning the memes. My aim is to simply reproduce the memes in all caps and add to my spanish language /int/ meme collection. Grammar can come later.
However, I will be spelling Chicano with an extra h, as chichano. Because it feels right to me.
>>53042667
put your shirt back on lad
>>53042676
i'm biased though hehe
>>53042741
in the exact same boat desu
just slumped at my desk like a fucking corpse x
Ayy Lmao
Only white guy at the beach here today.
https://youtu.be/SDbdijYyymA?t=1800
>30:00
>>53042751
Itv
>>53042741
Have a coffee now, sleep later.
Alternatively: 250mg speed straight up the shitter right now, up for 14 hours then redose tomorrow morning.
>>53042694
> isn't it a criminal offence
Technically no because we have no dropped curb
/brit/s been pretty shite today desu literally nothing but arguing over whose hogs are the least ugly
>>53042681
DELUDEMO
>go to college
>making friends there
>even think some qt girl in my class might be interested in me
>...
>but really fallen behind with work and not sure if I can catch up
>new term starts next week but having doubts that i'll return
![maxresdefault[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e6H308b.jpg "maxresdefault[3].jpg")
get that gay 'smiling at the telly' feeling when I watch peter kay's car share lads
literally gagging for an adorable 30-something slag gf
>>53042741
reminder that you're going to die one day
>>53042681
ATLEAST YOU ADMITTED TO BEING MAN KEK
TRANNY
R
A
N
N
Y
>>53042754
CHI
53042681
Don't respond to this Hog spaz
vintage qts coming through
>>53042798
All British girls are just a little fugly m8 t b h
>>53042798
I don't know about the least ugly but the niggerposters are definitely the most ugly.
>>53042810
>college
I need to leave this place I'm getting so old it's fucking pathetic
Are you even old enough to drive yet?
>>53042754
wow, some spanny janny has deleted my second post in the entire thread.
Who needs to learn another language anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXa-UQjSNn0
maisie
>>53042826
They shag in the next series lad.
>>53042810
fuck off kid
>>53042878
Im 22 you fucking nonce
>>53042868
absolutely
but the rest of them are far from attractive too
>>53042827
y-y-you too
It makes me sad sometimes, but then I remember even the fittest slags and most successful people will too, and it must be pretty shit knowing all your billions are for nothing
>>53042826
series 2 when
>>53042904
gp (good post)
>>53042878
Wow you are so old and cool; being older is so cool lad. Can't believe it you must be like YEARS older. Ebic simbly ebic!
gf sent me this
>>53042949
tfw no maisie gf
>>53042868
top post
>"me umbrella's heavy, lend a hand?"
>>53042960
JANNY
>>53042921
>22
>college
Windowlicker detected
>>53042921
Why are you talking like you're 16 and there first time then?
>>53042960
Fuck off you fucking dumb runt. How does that even make sense? I specifically said how I need to leave because I'm the pathetic one, not the other way around.
Are you underage or something you mentally ill insect?
>>53042912
nah I don't think so, they can get at least one more series out of this dynamic they have going now, it's great
>>53042921
what you doing at college? many 20+ year olds there?
thinking of started this september for IT but don't want to be surrounded by a literal kids
>>53042996
>Windowlicker
what does that mean boet
Me on the left
>>53042868
rude
>2016
>not wanting an ebony gf
lol what?
gf sent me this
>>53043031
>pic related
this is a window licker
surprisingly not much of a comedown since new years lads
usually i literally cant go out again for like 2 weeks at least but rn i wouldnt mind going out again haha x
>>53043067
me on the right
>>53043031
>windowlicker/paki spotted
>>53043031
It means you are dof.
should I superlike a girl or is that beta as hell? im out of likes
have a good christmas?
>>53042928
>implying Iskra isn't a goddess
>>53043140
no :)
>>53042868
Shut up little whiteboy. I hope nigress posting is here to stay.
>>53042996
Sorry, but I recognize neither you or your country so goodbye.
>>53043023
I went to primary school, then secondary school, then sixth form for a bit and dropped out, then years later I'm now at college.
Also I used to be a very shy and anxious mega loser but I seem to actually be making progress now. Like, people have invited me out to do stuff unironically.
>>53043028
Don't want to say because I know people will ridicule me but anyway; everybody in my class is 19+. The oldest is about 45 I think... he's an alright guy but i think he wants to bum me desu
Would you let this large, well-groomed, Syrian refugee stay in your flat? Of course he would need to sleep in the bed (with your white gf) because weeks of traveling have left his muscles tense, tight and in need of release. You would sleep on the couch.
You would let him, wouldn't you? You're not some kind of racist, are you?
>>53043156
hog
thanks for the name though i'll add it to my filter
>come on, aren't you going to breed with me?
Who here likes djent?
Anyone else used to watch this?
>>53043092
I had some dodgy MD so I felt like shite on the night but I had zero comedown because I was never high. A couple of weeks for my heart to settle down and I should be good to go again, I normally give it at least a month
daddy makey me din dins xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/3z9v0h/syrian_refugees_it_feels_like_we_never_left_our/cykd1dg
Found Cornwall.
Also
>Scotland
>Yes
>>53043190
>couch
fuck off yank
>>53043208
one of the worst shows ever
>>53043188
>sixth form for a bit and dropped out, then years later I'm now at college.
I always called Sixth Form college, is this not the case?
>>53043208
great show, used to watch that then sexcetera
>>53043254
Fucking cornwall revealing his Power level
also
>Browsing Leddit
on the cross
>>53043254
fuck off
>>53043254
fuck off
>>53043031
Retard detected
>>53043190
Ah fuck I bet the Syrian bull and the pretty Kraut boy both ram her at both ends while passionately kissing each other up top. Forming the perfect love triangle of progress and passion.
Junk food lad who ate monster munch, monster energy drink and cheese and onion sarnie before
I feel like absolute dogshit, but won the last game of CSGO and I think I've got a spot-on Tinder profile now so 2016 is a go wahey
>>53043254
>>53043208
yes
every night in secondary school
wanked over one of them in their knickers when she got out of the bed once
good times
>>53043254
>r/unitedkingdom
>le don't go near me face
feeling extremely depressed about going back to work tomorrow lads haha
hate my job and have to do such long hours i barely have time to find another. dont want to. happiest I have been in ages was when I was NEET
fug
Just made these lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H14346aHrk4
Literally the fucking bomb
>>53043190
have a free room in my flat and i still wouldn't let him stay
>>53043336
More likely the white lad just preps the bull then leaves them to it.
>>53043254
Tom
>>53043331
>>53043332
hivemind
genuinely starting to get the impression that I'm the only one on /brit/ who was born in the 80s
>>53043403
Reddit food.
>>53043208
Great show but when they killed off Johnny it went to shit
>>53043360
blonde one im guessing as she was the only attractive-ish one
>>53043190
>letting the migrants in
Get tae fuck
think its going to have to be goodnight after this alleged dinner
heads starting to ache from all the extreme thoughts going through my massively intelligent brain
>>53043436
born in 1997 desu
>>53043471
jesus christ
making an arrangement
>>53043254
>>53043329
>>53043331
>>53043332
>>53043356
>>53043364
>>53043411
>Six (You)'s
Cheers lads
t. Tom
>>53043511
you're an ugly cunt tom
>>53043436
1990 here lad
>>53043400
you're from English-speaking country, you're a winner already
>>53043471
>there are people born in 1998 who are 18 now
HAHA, LADS, CHECK OUT THIS OLD FUCKING LOSER:
>>53043436
>>53043483
>tfw
CHOOSE 1 (ONE) AND 1 (ONE) ONLY
(choose wisely x)
>>53043406
That still turns me on.
ffs lads might have to apply to micky ds
HAHA, LADS, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKING NONCE:
>>53043565
>>53043565
5 (objectively the patrician's choice).
>>53043565
All of them.
reminder that sershlad is not actually a real person and it's just me changing my flag back and forth to merseyside quickly lmao
my willy is becoming hard and stiff again lads why does this keep happening
>>53043565
not a paedo
>>53043208
Sheridan Smith was and remains mai waifu
Also their musical episode was the best of any show ever.
>>53043655
me on the right
>>53043565
The red head
>>53043565
ginge
every time
I'm hard and horny and I'm thrusting my cock into the mattress
need to shag
>>53043565
7
hope shes 16 haha
already did two poos today but can feel another in the chamber, this is unexpected.
DON'T NEED MONEY
DON'T TAKE FAME
DON'T NEED NO CREDIT CARD TO RIDE THIS TRAIN
>>53043540
it doesnt feel that way Ivan. I fucking hate it.
Would genuinely rather get paid minimum wage if it meant i could work outside, have free time to pursue my interests and didnt have to work in fucking london
/brit/perve
lets chat about pictures of birds lads, whos got a fitty to share
>>53043723
you have to be over 18 to post on this webiste
Post seolhyun
https://strawpoll.me/6440345
>>53043767
nah thats creepy mate im not posting girls i fancy on here
doing a revise lads haha x
>there are girls born in 1997 doing porn
>soon enough there will be many girls born in 1998 doing porn
>in 2018, girls born in 2000 will be doing porn
>>53043790
post seohyun instead tbqh
>>53043821
what for meight?
>>53043851
sports journalism
gotta learn the names of all current prem league players
>>53043848
>in x year, girls born 18 years before will be having sex
weird init
>>53043790
>>53043851
foreign policy analysis i study a meme course tbqh, i'll either end up in the FCO/DFID or jjb, my moneys on jjb
lads where do you find 5/10s, I seem to be surrounded by 10s who are obviously out of my league
just need an insecure 5/10 plain looking slag without huge tits or a pretty face
>>53043767
>>53043848
what an arousing prospect.
I reckon when girls start appearing in porn that I am old enough to have have fucked their mothers to create them then I will have to revert to classic porn aka Girls Gone Wild Dormroom Fantasies ;)
>>53043848
>in 2034, there will be girls born this year doing porn
https://strawpoll.me/6440345
important poll
https://strawpoll.me/6440345
important poll
what the worst thing someone has called you on 4chan?
>>53043913
came tbqh
>>53043848
>You can now legally shag girls born in 2000
WEW
E
W
>>53043848
>there are now a small no of girls in the uk born in 2000 who are legal
>>53043723
>>53043904
this
What is meant when people die if air pollution? Do they just wake up and the air is so polluted they can't breathe and die?
>>53043913
>In 2090 there will be girls born this year doing porn
;^)
>>53043943
had 2 FONTs in my /brit/ career, forgot what they were for though haha
>tfw born in 89 and still virgin
>people born in 2002 have already had sex
>>53043913
>in 2032 you can shag girls who will be birthed this year
>>53043943
newfag was really hurtful
>>53043983
they get cancer or the black lung like miners get lad, it's bad for you
>>53043900
i think you are right about that one meightyeight
I did a Masters in that shit and after 2 years of applications to stuff related to it I ended up in management consultancy and detest it.
But then again I know a girl who did meme history, didnt understand anything about foreign policy or international affairs and got the first job she applied for at the FCO so maybe you'll be lucky
>>53043943
a small bean regarder
>>53043913
In 2116 people born this year will be dead.
Truly amazing innit?
who would like to have sexual intercourse with me
>>53043983
Just imagined someone waking up going OH SHIT I NEED TO BREATHE SO BAD haha
>20 was 1996 years ago
>we're closer to 2050 than we are to 2000
>all these nonces getting excited they can finally legally shag these kiddies they've been noncing over for years
>>53044012
>born 1993
>virgin
>people born in 2016 have already had sex
Depressing desu
>>53043483
Mosley would have been a better leader than that alcoholic anti-socialist scumbag Churchil
>>53044060
>>53044061
hmmmmm
