Morrissey edition
first
Maisie
amsterdam with the gf edition
our nige
>2011+6
>Not racemixing to produce genetically stronger offspring
No.
SHIAMH
moz
the bf
crayon pop
plymouth
>>53034715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Abpr0Tt5l0E
>>53034756
clearly your parents didn't do a good enough job
korea
It's Sunday
Morrisey is a twat and the smiths make okay music that is hugely overrated due to Northern desperation for culture
>>53034799
too much arse
Azusa
what happened to this gimmick?
who else /backtowork/ tomorrow
>>53034835
no it isn't
>>53034846
pleb
>>53034816
good post
>>53034877
dreading it hahah
>>53034754
Pakis literally tried to assasinate him
>>53034846
Marr is a genius. Moosy is too.
>>53034898
haha were all in this together la
Post chebs
I am probably among the leading world experts on Morrissey. I have been following his music since 1983, I have been to hundreds of his concerts, I know the deepest trivia about his life (probably more than he knows of his own life), I have listened to his music for hours every day for the past thirty years, I have vast collections of his works, much signed, and several strips of his torn shirts. I've read upwards of twenty books on The Smiths/Morrissey, and read List of the Lost within three hours of its release. I browse Morrissey's personal website/blog, True To You, dozens of times per day, and I am a leading contributor to the fansite Morrissey-solo.com. I know the lyrics backwards to every song he has ever written, I know all of his outtakes and demos and unreleased tracks, I've reread his Autobiography two dozen times, I style my hair like him, I dress like him, I've even begun to dance like him and adopt his camp mannerisms and accent. I became a vegan and animal rights activist because of Morrissey, my holidays revolve around his concert tours, I can quote every word he has said in any interview he has ever done, I know the full names and dates and biographies of each of his multiplicity of band members, from Andy Rourke to Jesse Tobias, and I even masturbate while looking at the Morrissey posters plastered around my room.
I think I am biased and qualified enough to say reliably that this novella is an unsalvageable and unmitigated abomination. It is a book located in the very nexus of all shite, the lowest of Man's creative output, the highest of His self-indulgence and wankery, the epoch and apex of the echelons of turgidity, failure and banality. It is utter garbage. In all sincerity, I would rather stick my cock into a belt sander than have the misfortune to read it again, rather slice off my feet and run an ultramarathon on the bare and bloody stumps, and rather pour lava into my eye sockets.
Save yourselves. Do not read it.
doing a post
went out with the lads and they were all stood outside smoking and I whipped out my phone and played the sound effect of your health decreasing in metal gear solid when you smoke, should have seen their faces
absolutely priceless haha
Poleaboo incoming
Ever since that random lad in Topman told me I look identical to Morrissey I can't unsee it. I really do look a lot like him.
>>53034907
i don't get how all four wheels could have their lug nuts loosened and him not notice until one literally fell off. they would have made such a racket rattling around
>>53034955
>>53034976
delete this
herts your cat atttacking your hand is a good thing
she is playing with you
let her have a proper go and engage her physically when she's doing an energetic or she'll grow up to be a soft cunt
i dont mean like throwing her about or training her to box just like give her cardboard boxes to jump around in and plastic bags or bits of paper to make a ruckus with
caution you will receive multiple puncture wounds on a regular basis assuming your cat is a hard cunt like mine i dont have experience with soft cunt cats
does she go outside much
lads im in need of money and have been told to try modelling a few times
never agreed with the ppl who said it but i'm p desperate atm
what's the normal procedure or should i just not bother
>>53034816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q682LlPr4ew
>>53034989
twat
whats the oldest women you had sex with?
had sexual intercourse wth a 41 year old when I was 19
>>53034934
wew
e
w
>>53034989
haha! wish I could have been there, sounds like absolute stellar banter you lot x
>>53034715
>Morrissey edition
Noice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjqiS7nipM4
>>53035027
fucked my nan when i was 12
>>53035000
>Topman
>>53035004
Noiiice
>>53034989
what a legend haha
took this pic of the gf earlier x
*holds up spork*
>>53035045
that's a morrissey song called suedehead fyi, that uploader did a silly
>>53035047
>t. lad whose mum buys all his gear for him from the George® section of ASDA
>>53034989
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Poleaboo finally figured out who grassed him up at the amusement park
If it was someone from /brit/feel/ then they would have made themselves known, the park workers were all too normie to find it themselves, so it must have been the Polish girl who figured out what park Poleaboo worked at and found the only park worker pathetic enough to list where he worked and accept a random facebook friend request - the Indian
So Nord Irish was telling the truth when he said it was the Indian who shared the blog with them, the missing piece of the puzzle was how the Indian found it in the first place
*holds up spork*
>>53034989
wish this was true
>>53035080
>Topman
>>53035080
the pants im wearing right now are literally from george. jogging bottoms, comfy af
>>53035014
manchester looks so depressing
>>53035079
Really ? Fuck shame on me sorry, I was just browsing the smiths songs and came upon this one which turned out to be really good ! I didn't know the name was uncorrect
>>53035009
no havent let her go outside once
she has free run of the house now though
alright thanks for the advice
>>53035013
if its people telling you in the street to be a model it might be a scam
>>53034914
>>53034888
>Morrissey: 'I see no difference between eating animals and paedophilia'
>Genius
Twat I think is more appropriate
>And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
ROCK!
>AHHH, AHHH, AHHH-AH-AH,
OHHH, WHOAH, AH-WHOAH-OH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LeL9BUPtA
LADS
>his old schools werent named after saints
rasheed
Imagine fucking a famous girl
>>53035122
usually people i know - friend of friends etc
>>53035154
fingered maisie outside tescos in bristol
>>53035120
it's alri lad, I made the same mistake the first time. are you that frenchlad who posted smiths lyrics and wojaks in a thread some time ago?
*breathes in air*
*sniffs the air*
mmm lads can you smell that?
a completely yankless /brit/ thread, there really is heaven on earth
>>53035046
oh seen how old was ur nan?
>>53035122
are u fixing to keep her in forever (soft cunt option) with litter boxes n that?
my cats spend more time out than in tbqh theyre lil donnies in the street but i can see why people wouldnt want shy little baby cats going out and getting run over or abused
they do all love fresh air though and climbing trees and that
how old is she i keep forgetting?x
>he didn't go to an all boys grammar school
lmfao
>>53035153
Ysgol Eifion Wyn was mine
>>53035158
oh yeah that should be fine then
one of my sisters mates got approached to be a model, then they did a shoot and they asked her for money for whatever reason, then nothing came of it and she never heard from them again
>>53035154
my m8 fingered cara outside a plymouth kebaby
>>53035176
she was 13 mate
>>53035168
Haha yeah it's me, The Smiths's lyrics tend to make me a feel a bit sad sometimes t b h, maybe I'm just a bit overinterpreting them
>he remembers school
>>53035176
she is 2 1/2.
I might let her out in the garden since its quite big but there is holes in the fence I think
Should do a check since if there isn't don't see the harm in letting her out, weathers a bit shit at the moment though
Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
You come and go, you come and go.
we cannot really know ourselves without taking into consideration how we are regarded by others.
>>53035210
kek you're not overinterpreting them m8 that's exactly what they're meant to do
>>53035217
back on the meds grandpa
>>53035233
we only exist as perceptions of other people
Carlow fingering meme aside, I remember actually being 15 and standing outside on a quiet street at a houseparty while my m8 fingered some girl in the year above. She was sitting on an elevated brick wall that was part of someone's driveway, legs apart as he stood between them kissing her and fingering her.
Always remember that. He's a Chad doctor now and I'm still a virgin NEET.
>>53035014
He's not a bad lad. You'd strangle him if you were on a desert island with the cunt. Strangle yourself first. He is a genius though. The death of Britain's middle class under Thatcher.
The Smiths were fucking beautiful.
>>53035193
kek yeah heard of that happening
considering just emailing the big names photos and stats and if nothing comes to fruition then cbf
also cbf if i have to pay for anything
>>53035184
I went to one and it was full of pakis and chinks
>>53035220
>his nan's 2 and a half
haha
claim your slagfu
>>53035248
I'm 21 and I don't remember much of school
>>53035210
i feel the same way m8. you're not overinterpreting, they're sad as fuck. very relatable songs. feels weird as fuck recognising an anonymous poster on here. hope you're doing well lad
>>53035248
>grandpa
fuck off yank
>>53035045
You have good taste froglad.
>>53035294
because your a ditsy
I went to bed at 7 this morning and I have to get up at 7 tomorrow lads, send help.
>>53035294
Wow that's pretty sad.
cant wait for 6pm so i can get into bed
>>53035291
she's white
>>53035248
22 and literally remember fuck all about school lel
like my m8s are sometimes like "ye m8 i remember this one time in year 10" and i literally dont even remember what year 10 actually is
>>53035333
:^)
>>53035294
i have this vague notion in the back of my head that it happened but its been so long since ive thought about anything specific i dont think i could
>housemate is just occupying the living room watching judge judy on his laptop.
What's the point of that? He could be in his room.
>>53035312
rasheed
>>53035333
If I put that much makeup on I would be white too
>>53035333
She is not. rasheed but still fit desu
>>53035291
All I could think about as I sat through the X-Factor this year with my f͜am was how badly I wanted to rodger her with my willy. Insane chebs. Especially noticeable because she was sat next to bag-of-bones Cheryl.
>>53035354
fuck off yank
starting to think adidas > nike lads
>>53035376
fuck off kanye
>>53035346
because he wants to socialise probably, so he is waiting for other people to enter the living room
waaaaa *beat drop* - HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY
YYEAAAHHH LAAAAADss alri alri ALRI ALRI LAAAAAAAAAAADS
*crowd goes fukken mental innit*
YEaaaahh ladsssss w-w-w-wwAAHEEEEYYyYYY
>>53035346
marking his territory
>>53035319
I dunno why, if I want to recall a certain event or time in my life in my mind I can't. But I'm sick at pub quizzes when a question pops up my brain just gives me the answer that I've read once somewhere like 3 years ago
>>53035354
>>53035363
She's 100% european white :^)
>>53035346
shut up you fucking autist maybe he's hoping someone will sit with him or something
>>53035369
Don't know why she isn't posted as a gimmick like Rina and Charles tbf
>>53035340
I only remember bits and pieces of secondary school dont remember all the younger skools
>>53035376
who cares its just gym clothes
what youve never had a girlfriend?
wait, youre a virgin?
and youre how old again?
>>53035220
cats are good at looking after emselves as long as they didnt have a proper fucked up childhood
theyve got lovely warm fur and all and theyre good at finding shelter when it gets cold n wet and even hunting if they get waylaid and cant get home in time for tea
know im banging on about it but you get some proper wastemen on the internet who are adamant that cats will get 100 diseases and get hit by a car and fall out of 100 trees if you let them outside for a second and it fucks me off a bit
ofc if she's spent the past 2 years indoors it might be a good idea to start small with limited garden sessions n that
also cats who spend time outdoors learn to poo in the ground and cover it up like good goys which saves a lot on kitty litter and ruined furniture
>>53035209
haha mental
>>53035376
>i care about brands
>>53035376
Good lad, three stripes > tick
damn, a hard days rockin
>>53035388
>>53035401
But he's watching something so wont want to be bothered.
>>53035151
>filmed in Southend
SOUTHEND
O
U
T
H
E
N
D
>>53035376
I was thinking I decided
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcH2iy3HO2A
>>53035421
*headbutts*
mind yer own business dickhead
>>53035436
He's watching Judge fucking Judy hardly the most interesting program to grace Gods bloody earth
>>53035449
janny
you know what to do
>>53035421
Yes that's right, I guess I just haven't someone for me yet.
No, I lost my virginity sloppily outside at some drunken party when I turned 18. Just shagged for a few minutes, didn't get to cum and was left blueballed so it sucked.
I'm still 18.
>>53035291
postironic alternative pseudoslags are the best
IS THIS THE REEBOK OR THE NIKE
THE NIKE
>>53035210
The Smith's """""""""""""lyrics"""""""""""" are absolute shit
>I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
>But heaven knows I'm miserable now
>I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
What kind of sentence is this? Is he 6 years old?
>And heaven knows I'm miserable now
>rhyming now with now
R8
>>53035488
>didn't get to cum
youre still a virgin m8
>>53035503
fuck off gook
>>53035492
o yeh
https://twitter.com/ASiamesePunk/status/683629718810288129
>>53035479
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dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,
>>53035423
yeah i'll let her go outside desu
When she was with my sister she in a highrise flat so she could only go out on the balcony (which was a decent size tbf)
>>53035504
willy in bagina is how most people see virginity
i didn't learn anything from my experience but technically the experience alone is enough to lose the label
>>53035500
nice cherry picking
preserving my virginity by reading an immense book on differential equations.
engrossing book I have to say
>>53035535
>dam
>fag
>flip the bird
fuck off yank
>>53035500
retard
never post again
gf dealbreakers:
she doesnt wash her hands when she goes to the toilet
>>53035564
Fuck off Nerd
>>53035567
fuk you grampa Xdd
>>53035522
When did twitter steal our "business idea:" gimmick?
i fucked my grandad when i was 8 desu
>>53035522
Just like how she 'botchered' the English language
Meeting my extended family for the first time since suicide attempt lads
Awkward is not the word
>>53035562
It's not cherrypicking. He has the language competence of a 6 year old
how's nofap2016 going lads?
staying strong I hope, don't let your mind stray into immorality and degeneracy and you will reach enlightenment
https://youtu.be/KCGlwx3L-Xk?t=49
25 is the cut off gfwise/sexwise
>>53035629
>fap
fuck off yank
>>53035618
is it public knowledge
>>53035629
gave in after two days desu
>>53035522
paki and yank teachers mispronounced my anglo saxon name
what do i get?
>>53035580
>i'm saving myself until marriage
>I don't swallow
>generally having 0 ambitions in life
>having a high m:f ratio
>best friend is a male
>dyed pink or blue hair
>is a feminist
>is a tom boy
I'm not bitter honest.
>>53035649
Nothing cis white privileged SCUM
>>53035629
Still going. This morning in bed before I woke up though I was just casually touching my willy. It's so easy to just fall into old habits.
21 days is my record.
>>53035629
what should I play lads
doing a suicide imagination
>Literally be a nigger on the Rhodes scholarship
>campaign to have Rhodes statue removed
Biting the hand that feeds much?
>>53035640
Guess so
They know I'm a failure by this point, put it that way
Just glad my grandad died before seeing me like this
>>53035708
the game of life
inward singing
>>53035629
morals don't exist
>>53035723
alri
When it's shutdown
That's not me and it's shutdown
Ring ring pussy, it's shutdown
Fashion week and it's shutdown
>>53035675
bit racist
>>53035712
did that
you'll always come back
>>53035717
you can always improve yourself lad, you've got nothing to lose now
>>53035723
this one?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/403120/
>>53035753
underage
>>53035713
>"I could never accept the position that we should disqualify a human being on account of his colour."
t. Cecil Rhodes
I honestly think most of these nigs get their history from tumblr
moved down a jean size lads
>>53035745
>>53035783
anyone got any more of these pepes lads? big fan of them Tbh
>>53035783
>i don't like potato salad
Really like the idea of having a gun but reckon I'd pop myself if given the chance.
>>53035783
problematic.
>>53035771
>>53035753
didn't know there were games actually called the game of life
>>53035655
>>53035580
lip and nose piercings
smokes
goes out every weekend
actors and so-called "musicians" are mere tools for our amusement and should be treated as such
>>53035580
>isn't a racist
>>53035817
>being fascinated by boomy sticks
child.
>>53035811
>>53035804
They're calling him an imperialist racist and yet he left part of his estate and money for the exact perpose of bringing non white students to Oxford.
>>53035817
ive thought the same you could eat a box full of pills which you probably have with about as much effort so guess i wouldnt
>>53035708
Bully
>>53035850
>Not being fascinated by guns
>implying I even said I was fascinated by guns
retard
just had a look at my tabs accumulated over the past 12 hours
>wiki articles on unibrows, haemmorhoids and virginity
>4 of them "THE CARETAKER" porn threads posted last night to defy the doorman
>shit quality asmr roleplay
>3 tabs of commie twitter propaganda
>brit thread full of frog memes
>sitting here in my underwear with headphones cord wrapped around my throat
id look so so bad if i up and died of natural causes right now haha
>don't be white, be beaut & ethnic
>>53035580
>doesn't have anything to talk about
>is rudely sarcastic or "sassy"
>has a tumblr
>has a twitter
>has tattoos
>is a trend follower
>doesn't question things
>doesn't want kids
>>53035817
imagine the adrenaline rush of putting the gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger, must be immense
>>53035915
>>has a twitter
narrows you down to about 4 girls in the country
>>53035900
are you on the reversed sleeping schedule now?
housemate is so fucking fit lads desu would go right through her
YOU'RE MY BITCH FUCKER
>>53035932
I always imagine going for the temple tbqh.
>>53035932
ye a cheeky single russian roulette in the woods could be a laugh
memories flood through my brain
tears drown my heart, filled with rage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExOx38IEsY
>>53035580
>has a dick
>says shit like "goals" or "bae"
>
>>53035580
listens to rap, r&b, hip-hop, dubstep, reggae or other degenerate music
watches the x-factor and/or soaps
checks her iphone every 2 minutes
spends all day checking facebook/twitter
what porn sites do you gentlemen use?
I'm offended that winchester has decided to erect a statue of Alfred (so called) the great.
He us a symbol of the oppression and ethnic clensing of my people the native Britons.
I demand winchester remove this statue at once
>>53036011
this orange will not PEEL !
>>53036021
>porn
Degenerate.
>>53036021
palimas
>>53035953
cant fuckin escape it ahah got as far as like 4pm yesterday and then slept till midnight
been up since then, not actually feeling too tired so will probably unfuck my shit in time for monday
going to do a massive fuck off run and workout tomorrow and set about doing a do my CV
my brain is absolutely fucked rn though i cant think straight at all
do you do a job or uni i literally cant remember
got no problem with sexuality as long as everyone's willing, no children or animals are involved and you keep it in the bedroom and don't talk about it here
>tfw people are jealous of me literally because of the colour of my skin
>>53036047
bloody hell did you do some madman drugs
I do a job/apprenticeship
want a qt to milk me
>saw that there were only 2 minutes left until everyone on facebook knew it was my birthday
>made my birthday private
>have now avoided the anxious 24h period where you're having the occasional person post on your wall
bloody devilish lads. daily reminder to perform at least 1 good act a day. good bless.
>>53036027
Why is this form of racism allowed?
>>53036021
xvideos
xhamster
Pornhub
yes I'm a pleb
>>53036091
you can't be racist towards whites you complete and utter shitlord
>>53036087
why bother having facebook you neurotist
>>53036091
its always white people saying this
>freshly brewed coffee
>god-tier Neuhaus chocolates
Ebin, simply ebin.
>>53036087
(You) for the (You)god
>>53036121
4 da slags
>>53036073
just been getting up at such crazy times and spending so much time sitting here doing fuckall but staring at a screen, slowly going football crazy football mad
i could not hack the full on abnormie life at all christ my eyes are drier than a yanks willy
you back to work already or starting again soon then?
>>53036125
That isn't a white person.
>>53036116
>you can't be racist towards whites you complete and utter shitlord
>>53035580
GF dealbreakers:
She smiles and tries to make sure I know she's interested
as soon as me dad has gone to work im going to order a coffee to my house
minimum spend of a fiver so ill also order a cake or something
>Mohamed Shugaa, 32, finds his son Faisall had spent £1,500 in one hour when his bank card was declined
>A seven-year-old boy racked up a £4,000 bill on his father's iPad playing a dinosaur video game.
Paki btfo
This fucking Mirror's Edge mission I swear to God
>>53035708
Endless space you twat
>>53036121
because i want to fit in
>>53036160
>having coffee delivered to you
my soul died when archive.moe died
>>53036189
is it that one in a shopping centre where you need to jump from a window?
i was doing that for a good half hour before watching a video and seeing what i was doing wrong haha
you ever get it where your willy becomes so hard and thick it feels like it's going to burst out its skin?
>>53036147
I start again tomorrow, hence why my 13 hour sleep is troubling me since I don't think I'll be tired at 11
going to fix my shit up and start working out in the morning again so I want to get a stricter sleep schedule going (which means less /brit/)
>>53036190
how similar is it to endless legend?
I enjoyed endless legend quite a lot but probably overplayed it and got a bit bored
>>53036203
ye i dont like the instant shite and its not like im short on money
>>53036231
No it's the one where you're in a van that's put in a ship and you have endless waves of police coming after you within the space of about 30 seconds
>>53036215
>2016
>still nothing that comes close to archive.moe in terms of quality and functionality
Why didn't he just upload all his code so some /g/entooman could have taken up the mantle?
https://youtu.be/N6NL41bREHo?t=5
>>53036160
can't wait til white people like you are extinct
Guys, what's the equivilant of Bitter in the US?
I mean, I've got fucking everything at the local woodman's from a chinese beer section to a few African brews. But no bitter. The brit beer is a bit spread out and not in a section, but I've seen nothing with bitter on the label. Is it not actually called bitter? Is it just a colloquial thing?
Gimme a famous bitter, guys.
