mi goreng edition
pertamax
Haram calendar 2016 lads
>>53028754
That's partly what I mean, and a lot of them get too petty.
R
S
T
A
anime
No impersonating or unfunny cuckposting of me beyond this point
No impersonating or unfunny cuckposting of me beyond this point
How to be normie?
>>53029125
SEA standards?
watch more anime and do sports
Same logic (or lack of) can be seen with Duterte supporters. Criticize him and you're branded a Yellowtard, never mind that Poe and Binay supporters also hate Duts. It's not surprising how, online, many (but not all) Duterte supporters are also Marcos loyalists and vice versa. Same line of thinking, same Machiavellian views.
>>53028672
>dat pic
NO...MUST...RESIST...TEMPTATION..TO EAT...
>>53029275
good post
aku makan anjing tae wkwkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>53029275
Delet this
>>53029125
>>53029291
>>53029480
>>53029485
goway monaco
>>53029485
Thanks for the (you) Ketut
>>53029589
>>53029485
Fuck off, Blake.
Why do you still in Indonesia?
who would win in a fight: Sangg'res or Pulis pangkalawakan?
>>53029611
Indon OC donut steel
>>53029742
Blake here. Can confirm I'm at home again now. Thanks for the hospitality, indonesia
>>53029589
>implying I'm samefagging
>>53029782
>dat pic
Was his hidden wealth even real?
>>53028672
they have a big mouth
>>53029791
Fugg dis meme is ded :DDDDDDD
Everyone go homu :DDDDDDD
>>53030088
good cuz my dick will fit in :)
Indons
What's the difference between instant Mi Goreng and natural Mi Goreng? I'm buying instant but I feel like I'm missing out on the real thing.
>>53030165
tiny pinoys
tiny penis
This is not even funny anymore. Stop.
>>53030339
Natural as in homemade noodles ?
>>53029746
I've always thought that GMA is what poor people watch back when I was a little cute boy.
>>53030339
instant you get fried scallion, natural you get regular spring onion
>>53030339
Indomie Goreng is more delicious than your average homemade Mie Goreng
t. Indomie shill
>>53030339
there's a distinct difference when eating instant and the actual thing.
Just like how different instant porridge is compared to actual porridge.
>Going to Thailand in March with relatives
What am I to look forward to other than boipussy with 20k pesos budget
>>53030431
That's ABS.
GMA is known to have a more middle class following
>>53029746
>pulis pangkalawakan
>Shaider
>post pic not shaider
Is VR troopers a ripoff from shaider?
I just want to fuck some girls
Impregnate them
Leave child to me and go away forever
Fuck other women
impregnate
same cycle.
Is this normal?
>>53030416
yes
>>53030462
So I don't have to fry scallions since they're instant, right?
>>53030468
>>53030528
It happens that my tongue is sensitive to taste.
I can tell if the water that I drank came from mineral or natural. Philippine-made instant noodles tastes bad compared to the real ones.
>>53030636
>tfw still watching on Antennae broadcast to this day
>tfw every channel is still blurry af
>tfw it's always a cycle of ABS or GMA being the clear enough station to watch on TV
>>53030140
The meme was dead a long time ago, but I am Blake. AMA
>>53030848
How's the name change process Jamal?
>>53030339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTQ9aE27EfA
how come Philippines don't speak Spanish that much but use Spanish names and call their currency peso?
>>53030961
hijo de puto
>>53030848
When will you go back to Surabaya again?
Herro
>>53030961
murifats are very good at brainwashing
>>53030994
Where are the eyes, Doge Chang?
Eyebrows are on fleek tho
>>53030961
Spanish education were banished (thank god) decades ago and replaced it with Tagalog. Surprisingly, majority of Filipinos can't speak fluent Tagalog.
>>53030961
america banned it and replaced it with english
english overtook spanish by WW2
all that's left are 5000 loanwords and a creolle
>>53030961
The majority back then never really speak it its just a meme.
allot of our priest actually learn ours In turn preserving them.
>>53031074
it was English, Tagalog came about the Marcos era.
>>53031132
this
only people who could afford school spoke spanish
spic priests would serve as translators and they even translated the bible to local dialects
>>53031169
I mean this was time when it was pushed educationally.
>>53030765
It depends really on who cooks it.
t. experimental chief
>>53031074
No one can't speak with fluency anymore not English nor bisaya
>>53030758
thats normal
>>53030961
Putang ina mo gago
Where is the prettiest tagalog dialect
Gondol in bagina :DDDD
>>53031074
europe language rating:
italian > english > german > dutch > finn == swede > russian > french > polish > alberto_barbosa > turk >>>>> spanish
>>53028672
I want to fap on their honour
>>53030961
My name is Boyet Dela Cruz and I am obviously of Spanish ancestry therefore I am white.
>>53031722
I don't think they have a dialects, they have accents.
Apa kabar /asean/
I want to fuck anime boy
>>53031722
The sound of your moms pussy while getting penetrated
>>53032008
I don't think he was implying anything racial or ansestry claims.
>>53031995
This might just be the best game ever.
>>53030758
why not find a bored and lonely married woman, encourage her to have a sekret relationship with you behind her husband's back. Then, encourage her to have your baby, but pretend its his husband. While his husband is out working, you come around and fuck the shit out of her in their bed. You still get to fuck women, you still get their preggerz, you still don't have to pay for children. Genius.
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/jan/03/australian-and-chinese-nationals-die-while-on-holiday-in-thailand-say-police
I guess aussies need to stay away as far as it can from water.
>>53032111
>#include chest_open.h
That took me 3.14 seconds to type
pleb
>>53032015
Oh yeah, meant accent
>>53032165
you're a bad influence, kuya
>>53030993
Not for a while, my wife is 21 weeks pregnant now so we won't be going back until maybe late 2017 once our child can walk and talk
>>53032330
congratulation btw
>>53030961
Hello, my name is Alfonso Zóbel de Ayala. I am pure blooded Filipino-Spanish descent. Not only that, I am also a proud Aryan. You see, my Zobel ancestry were German nobles that move to Spain and in turn moved to Pilipinas to start business empire.
I will explain to you why Spanish was forgotten and replaced by English not just any English, but American English. The worst kind of English. The Americans could not understand Filipinos when they came and they were to lazy to learn, so instead, they brainwashed Filipinos and taught them American English. The Americanization of Pilipinas started soon after, they removed the old native and Spanish cultures and replace it with unhealthy and barbaric American culture, this is what all Protestants do when they come to a different country, they fuck everything up.
>>53032330
Have you seen the film 21 Weeks later? It's scary, isn't it?
What should I name him?
>>53032534
this guy really looks like M.Quezon
http://www.dw.com/en/china-rebuts-protest-from-vietnam-over-spratly-island-airbase/a-18955952
Vietnam is bullied how we stop this, folks?
>>53032635
Allah, dutdut or nguyen
>>53032635
Ahmed or abdul
>>53032635
if dubs norkek
>>53032635
Name him "He's in my butt"
>>53032722
jejejejej
OY VEY :^)
>>53032722
lmao
>>53032722
>>53032722
bathala has spoken
>>53032266
>>53032110
lewd, not rude
>>53032859
>lmao
how do you pronounce this? I always read it as lee-ma-oh
>>53032722
Done
Is there any particular reason why Thai rarely in ASEAN thread?
>>53032968
la-mao
>>53032994
Military dictatorship
>>53032994
Probably because thailand want to attract sex tourist. lel
>>53032971
>Norkek
>What a great name!
top kek
>>53032971
Fina, you dumb bitch.
>>53032971
I hope he finds a qt #nofilter brown pussy there
How long indonesia need to be super power?
>>53033240
not funny
>>53033254
beat China
>>53032395
Makasih m8
>>53032622
No, is it worth watching?
>>53033276
We need annexing some countries and breeding like rabit to beat china.
>>53033365
annex us and malaysia :3
>>53033388
Theoriticaly it can but factually indonesia will be beaten by international community. The closest thing indonesia can would be annexing new guinea and re annexing east timor. lol
>>53032722
>>53032971
Why am I a meme
>>53033547
/asean/ integration is a warm-up for the return of MAPHILINDO
>>53033547
gonna be in your country soon
currently learning bahasa indonesia
selamat pagi
>>53033736
Selamat pagi juga tetapi disini sekarang malam, kawan.
>>53030551
Im planning to go to cambodia this year.
Planning to visit angkor wat, kmer rouge museum, and converting to Buddhism. would 20K be also enough?
>>53033547
selamat kontol
>>53033669
China won't wait until maphilindo uniting and become big. fake integration will not do much help, though. Probably asean need to be like european union that help each other. The problem is asean is not rich unlike european.
>>53030551
>>53033807
t. sex tourist
>>53033736
Selamat malam
Terus belajar
>>53033807
>20k
Did you kill norkek?
>>53033807
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-child-sex-suspect-aged-7108583
Pedo police please note this guy IP adress.
>>53033931
he's norkek
>>53033736
for vacation, study or work kawan?
china is becoming expensive very fast
10 years ago people were glad to receive 100 usd but now 100 usd means nothing in china
next year I will spend 20 days traveling trought laos, cambodia, vietnam, indonesia, myanmar , in the search for a new cheap "china"
What music are you listening to right now /asean/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc5iTNVEOAg
http://www.amro-asia.org/
> AMRO’s purposes are to monitor and analyse regional economies and to contribute to early detection of risks, swift implementation of remedial actions and effective decision-making of the CMIM.
Is this kind of Asian IMF?
>>53033903
>>53033992
Being a fellow SEAsian, i have a basic knowledge about how rampant hiv is in these cunts.
Also, 2016 is my year of celibacy.
>>53034095
*this year
>>53034095
I think Indonesia is the cheapest. Our currency is shiet and and you got free visa too in indonesia.
>>53034111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inANCks3Ofw
>>53033883
>kontol
Watch your language young lady
>>53034170
Cambodia is cheaper than Indonesia
>>53034111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih4ywAFx998
>>53034111
After hearing so much music over the years, I have become desensitized to all forms of music and my musical taste has developed into the ultimate pinnacle of artistic superiority as a result. That's why I exclusively listen to post-audible wall noises now. The sound of my house slowly aging recorded through a metal pipe jammed into my wall then put through a audio filter and translated into white noise is impeccable and truly the only enjoyable form of sound once you have transcended the desire to listen to what is normally considered "music"as defined by societal norms set by the millennia of human existence. Soon I will transcend the need for a human form and turn into white noise as a physical form and then, and only then, will I have reached Nirvana (not the pleb band) and, more importantly, true patrician status. You may then worship me as a god if you wish, but as you may expect I will not experience the desire for power the common man desires and strives for, but statistically will never achieve. So it is needless to say I do not care if you choose to worship me or not. But the option stands, and your permission is granted. This may very well be the last post I ever make, as after this is posted I will venture deeper into the metaphorical "rabbit hole" of the musical world. I will bury myself 3.14 feet under the ground and have an associate put a pie on top of the pile. This is to represent the mathematical nature of this journey. I will come equipped with a microphone and proceed to throat sing with dirt quickly filling my respiratory tract. The quickly muffled sound will then be, of course, translated to white noise and I will listen to it and will achieve the patrician form I discussed earlier. The perfect "math rock" will be achieved (pie, 3.14 = math, the dirt is rocks) and will surely skyrocket my soul into the realm of musical supremacy and my journey will be complete. I hope to see you there, fellow aspiring patricians.
>>53034235
Well pasta'd familia.
>>53034231
Really although our currency still lower than them but probably so seeing they're poorer than indones
>>53034111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEFn29AVJlI
>>53034111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89I_s3HRLnU
>>53034170
yap the visa free , easy language, big population , I look like a local are the things are making me to pick indonesia as the place to relocate my factories
lets check
>>53034117
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/03/asia/cambodia-hiv-outbreak-doctor-sentenced/
Yes you might be correct about this one it's quite concerning.
>>53034111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H12B_fae6wU
>>53034441
You got aids?
>>53034341
i might say good luck for you, i'm not that knowledgeable about investment, though. indonesia new government also has putting a lot of effort for foreign investment that's a bit knowledge i know, m8.
Stop, this isn't funny anymore
>>53034111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqaCfJNdfuA
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JJjnrcyXco
Those two are the SEA-est music videos I've ever heard
>>53034472
You see the percentage in of hiv positive is quite high if you read the news, m8.
>>53034610
wat
>MGS reference
This fucking game.
>>53034602
-which island had more people?
-give me the name of the 3 biggest indonesian banks
-which cities have industrial parks?
-in the last year had you seen more chinese people on your country?
-its a good idea to buy a boat to stay long time in indonesia?
Cambodia is the only asean country that hardly been making news it's quite country.
>>53034688
Pls stop making fun of me wanting Flip pussie ;_;
>>53034742
Fina, you dumb uncultured bitch.
>>53034801
-which island had more people?
Java of course
-give me the name of the 3 biggest indonesian banks
Mandiri, BNI, BRI, or BCA
-which cities have industrial parks?
(west) Jakarta and its satellite cities
(east) Surabaya and its satellite cities
-in the last year had you seen more chinese people on your country?
Yeah, we even imported it from their mainland
-its a good idea to buy a boat to stay long time in indonesia?
For what purpose?
>>53034801
- java of course
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banks_in_Indonesia
> big city usually has industrial park i think there are a lot i think but jakarta, bekasi has high wage compare to other place
> there are a lot of chinese in java. The jakarta governoor actually chinese
> i think not usually people use plane and trains for the safest and comfier journey.
teach me your memes
>>53034801
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Indonesians
There actually a lot of chinese in indonesia. You know our investment now had big influx came from china.
wew
Australians should stop denying they're not Asian desu
>>53035207
I am a refugee from /isr/
can I stick around?
I would like welfare and housing thx
>>53035056
first change your name to Norkek and call every strayan Blake
>>53035261
>>53035207
oops didnt mean to quote you hehe
>>53035056
>memes
There's some jews community in indonesia that wanted their religion is officially legal in indonesia since long a go.
>>53035261
>welfare & housing
>in /asean/
Why don't you use your Swiss account, Abraham? :^)
>>53035207
When I fly to Australia from KL few weeks ago, even the announcement in the plane has 3 languange, Malay, English and Mandarin. Most of the passengers are Aussie Chinks and they speak Mandarin to the flight attendant (most of the flight attendant were also Chink -this is Air Asia btw). And guess what, the announcement at Sydney Airport - also includes Mandarin. I'm not even meme-ing.
>>53035261
You have a lot of bucks in this cheap country. You don't need much money for living.
>>53035422
>>53035330
>>53035316
>>53035262
are there qts in /asean/?
>>53035383
>he flies with air asia
>ah yes want crappy movie selection? 50 ringgit
>want to eat or drink on a 11 hour fligt? 20+ ringgit each
>want the shittiest offerings of duty free goods? here's a terrible magazine telling you how we made a special new cattle class area for our passengers
>>53035383
We know chink is connected to the mainland. They need their own chink newspaper and tv newspaper in the designated country. they also have their own town.
What should I pick, lads?
>>53035502
You can literally find anybody in indonesia. korean faced, arab, indian, chinese and some halfies. qt always exist everywhere. some city usually has much more than other.
how often do you see white sex tourists irl?
>>53035600
Mega Chink
>>53035660
how to get qt peruvian native gf?
>>53035549
Nah dude, even chinks in our land hate chinks in their mainland very much.
They said that chinks in their mainland are way more sly especially in business sector.
>>53035739
Didn't your chinks come when they got bantered out of China in WW2?
Walking home lads
Cant find a taxi or a tricycle
>>53035600
What game is that ?
>>53035660
As long as you have bucks you can get anything. Like in every place on earth.
Tell me the truth /asean/
Are muslim women really useless in bed?
>>53035600
Wonderman seems not edgy and racist.
>>53035949
when was the last time you saw a sex tourist walking?
>>53036008
Of course not because they're educated to become a good mother than carreer one
>>53035600
Mega Chink
>>53036008
No.
I know because I went to Indomeesia and fucked a bunch as a sex tourist.
They literally drained my Big White Cock
>>53035660
everyday
>>53035911
Hold on, I'll call Recto up
>>53036205
but you are on the uk
>>53036266
exactly, full of sex tourists.
>>53035886
Nope, i believe it happen long time before that.
We trade with china since Tang Dynasty (618-907), and some of them remains in Indonesia ever since.
>>53036266
How about you confirm yourself rather than asking a random anonymous, i think.
>>53035911
Since your photo is creepy, tell me ghost story in your country m8.
We are Asean, aren't we?
>>53035886
Actually indonesia has a lot of ancestry. chink is one of them i gues.
>>53035886
https://www.quora.com/Who-are-the-ancestors-of-the-various-ethnic-groups-in-Indonesia
You know javanese said here come from taiwan, m8.
So javanese actually chinese so people is not wrong when saying jokowi is chinese. lel
>>53035934
Evoland 2
>>53036703
>>53036842
Native Taiwanese aren't Chinese, m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ocnUbrVd0
>>53036938
So what's their race?
>>53037104
Austronesian
if you follow the out of taiwan model,that's where south east asians come from
>>53036632
>pontianak
>chanak
>headless mumi
>bajang
>toyol
Except that all our ghost stories are similar because of our traditional beliefs.
>>53037104
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austronesian_peoples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuDqAD2VtDQ
>>53036632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8UvjPmEQgY
>>53035600
Mega Chink
>>53036938
I thought this was like a Indonesian/Malay film
also, pls delet this. Japanese Imperial Army dindu notin wong
>>53036842
Paint javanese to yerrow, and you'll get chink.
Fun fact about Chinese in Indonesia, not all of them but a lot of them (especially the High Class) has 2 names.
The first one is 'javanese name' like 'Basuki Tjahya Purnama' or 'Hary Tanoesoedibjo'. This one is for public use. And the second one is their actual 'chinks name'.
Dunno in another country though.
>>53037585
Everyone in South East Asia has two names, you bastard.
>>53037616
Nah, I only have one
>>53037585
Vincent Wong
Carl Uy
Jenny Tao
Benigno Aquino
Jose Lim
>>53037585
Liem > Halim
Oey > Wijaya/Winata
Tjie > Ciputra
>>53037444
We are not an abo because indonesia jhas a lot that has fair skin too but whatever. lol
>>53037585
Probably in certain area, such as Jakarta. But I rarely see chinese with 2 names in my hometown.
>>53037616
Usally people only has one name.
>>53037805
abos are different you silly goy
I love #NoFilter so much guys
>>53037805
abos and papuans are their own group
I love you /asean/!!!
>>53038030
y-you too
>>53038030
I-I love you too, anon.
>>53037793
>Liem > Ha-'Liem'
>Tjie > 'Tjie'-putra
Dang, mindblown
>>53037806
Yeah, in big cities
>>53038030
I-I love you, too.
>>53037928
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwanese_aborigines
Their natives
They said some native are han and this aborigines
>>53038095
Well I get information from my friend that youngsters rarely have 2 names anymore. They only use Indonesia name now.
I'm chink myself, but my family don't use chink name.
>>53038030
animeme
>>53038282
Animeme
>>53038029
You might be right but indonesian ancestry probably mixed too much because indonesia is flocking mostly only in java. only some people choose to live outside java i think.
My girlfriend is Filipino and she speaks to her mother in Tagalog over the phone, I fucking cried when I learnt that 'bumalik' means come back
BUM LICK HAHAHAHA
>>53038226
Probably the one that's connected to mainland the one has 2 names.
>>53038147
when you said abo and implying about having dark skin,I thought you meant australian abos
>>53038405
brb. bribing an asswang to assassinate this cheeky motherfucker.
>>53035911
Ingat :3
Don't get raep
@53038405
Bumalik = Balik
Tawa = Ketawa
Hangin = Angin
Layag = Layar
Just few more similarities that I recently found out
>>53038405
t. norkek
>>53038405
do white people have bad hearing?
Nobody likes Malaysia :(
>new years +3
>still no gf
>>53038635
wong! wong! wong!
>>53038319
you should be making South Park references if you think about it.
http://famagusta-gazette.com/cambodia-sends-th-batch-of-troops-to-lebanon-for-un-peacekeeping-mission-p31898-69.htm
Cambodia is the one that rarely heard in asean whatever they're doing.
>>53038282
>>53038319
>>53038635
>>53038690
>>53038706
What the fuck is this shit?
>>53038586
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_loanwords_in_Tagalog#Malay_and_Indonesian
here's a small list
if I recall tagalog has 3K loanwords from indonesia and malaysia
>>53038030
I love you too Eire-chan
>>53038635
you're sooooo wrong
where have you been these couple of months? are you a new friend?
>>53038030
>inb4she
>>53038635
I like you
>>53038794
I read old Tagalog was actually just a Malay dialect.
Is this true?
If all the Austronesian languages, Filipino lnguages and Malay/Indo kinda has similar accents to my ears, so I thought they might be much more closely related
>>53038790
Haze
>>53038864
Would you want to live in Malaysia?
>>53038602
No
It's just bongs who has their ears destroyed by they Cockney accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m6sFb5H1Bo
Wow indonesia actually exporting something worthy for once. indonesia has a lot of sea building good and cheap sea transportation and fishery might helping.
>>53038736
Keeping sex tourists away from us
