2016 gf edition
1st for fuck the custodian
Fuck off canadian posters
>>53026170
who literally not be able to handle a club gf
SHAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>>53026203
canada mentioned
tfw no slav gf who's kind of a bully but is nice to you and threatens to kill any girl who talks to you
doing a see
Can girls smell virginity?
>>53026231
what is the point of this post? where are any of us going to find a slav gf? who the fuck lives near a place and is in open contact with the slavic community in their area?
need a slav gf
>>53026252
uh, my dad lives in Alaska. w-which is pretty close to Russia... bleas no bully
>>53026248
it's 1 of their 9 senses
>>53026280
>tfw was expecting that to be a boipucci
what has 4chan done to me
Want a russian milf to spit on me and insult me in russian
I want 2016 to be different and I'm going to try to make it so. But in all honesty it will probably be another fucking waste.
>>53026311
cyka blyat
>>53026215
Why are you making an early 2000's pop culture reference for?
need a romantic female companion
>>53026328
Testing the waters.
Dad just said the whole family is going to basedworld in the easter holidays how good is that lads
>>53026303
Can you please call it a mangina or something, bp is creepy
>>53026248
I said I had sex but I was drunk.
Fumbled it first attempt and felt like an idiot.
Either be honest, grills love that these days or, lie and eat the pussy first so you know where you're going.
If I could go back I'd be honest and eat the clit too. Unless you're completely retarded you can't go wrong.
need a leggings gf
>>53026364
>Either be honest, grills love that these days
Guys what's it like living in a white country?
>>53026385
very good
i have one tendie left that i cant eat lads :j stuffers
who wants it
>>53026385
like a bag of sand
need a bikini qt
>>53026383
Grills love a virgin lad.
>mfw fall in love with any girl who talks to me but really just want a qt slav, Israeli or Asian gf
need a tights gf
>>53026409
then why am i still a virgin?
>>53026430
Tfw no jewess gf
need a bikini gf
how many times have you wanked it so far this year lads? 3 here
>>53026355
Mangina is kind of already taken.
need a chebs gf
>>53026461
>tfw my cousin married a gorgeous Israeli girl
I'm so fucking god damn jelly
need a posh gf
>>53026445
He should have said that girls love good looking virgins. You can get away with pretty much anything with women when you're hot. If you're not hot, then you'd better have money or social status/popularity of some kind.
>There's a club if you'd like to go
>You could meet somebody who really loves you
>So you go and you stand on your own
>And you leave on your own
>And you go home and you cry
>And you want to die
need a zoe gf
good night lads
i just want an east asian or sea gf
>>53026563
>leaving your room
Only disappointment out there lad
>>53026594
>goodnight
WTfF (WHAT THE fucking FUCK)? do you eat pancakes in Britain
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=76f_1451658073
new year celebrations in baghdad
literally just tracer rounds shot in the air
>>53026631
i eat blini
>>53026671
jesus you could get lost in those eyes
>>53026563
You see I've already waited too long...
... and now my hope is gone
Hey guys what's the best way to get fit a hose that's too big or too small onto a nozzle without it leaking?
>>53026674
>>53026671
like crepes?
NEED a nurse gf
>>53026709
can someone link this video
>>53026709
pipe down dodo
>>53026709
too many weebs
how does /brit/ keep their weebs in check?
>>53026729
me too desu
classic viral meme
>>53026739
The acoustic version of creep is amazing desu
>dat voice
how big is your wiener supposed to be when it's not hard
>her dimensions start with 2
>>53026779
am/wf
>>53026739
>I'M A CREPE
>>53026714
i think
Everything is so much easier when I'm someone else.
>>53026820
Honestly, about 4 inches? That's what I have. I am white though.
>>53026822
>whore
Go to hell buddy
>haven't gotten a (You) in 3 days
K-Pop desu lads.
Immigrant: Can i have sex with you? (In very broken swedish)
Woman: What did you say?
Immigrant: Can i have sex with you? (Still very broken swedish, she probably didn't understand)
Woman : But he [unintelligible] touched my butt, is that really ok? He that walked past us, your friend. Is it ok to touch someones butt, or what?
Immigrant: I don't understand what you mean
Woman: Excuse me, excuse me?
Immigrant: I don't understand what you mean
Woman: What do you want to say? He touched my ass, your friend grabbed my ass, what do you want? what do you want?
Immigrant: Can i have sex with you?
Woman: Are you dumb? Never
Immigrant: Why?
Woman: Absolutely not, go, im filming this so just keep going
Immigrant: You'll get money
Woman: what did you say ? do you think i'm a whore?
Immigrant: Calm, calm
Woman: What do you want?
Immigrant: You'll get money
Woman: absolutely...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfeZbxT4Cig
@53026906
sucks brah
>>53026915
>fifteen
literal angel
>>53026957
>daniel-radcliffe-zoe
Harry Potter got a sex change?
>>53026957
She looks like she's suffered a stroke tbph.
>>53026935
15cm is still 5 inches
>>53026906
Here you go lad
>>53026981
15ft, mate
>>53026957
Bitch has a massive nose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wff5-auPYaw
K-Pop desu lads
>>53026993
>15ft
>>53027029
perfect image to use as a response, lads
everyone should take note
>>53026914
I don't even like reading about Sweden at this point, they are done for
>>53026976
what? stroke changes your appearance?
>>53026969
>>53027007
>>53027009
rip bobby
>>53026914
förbannat blatte skitstövel
>>53027101
>>53027101
>>53027109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6inJMhYcqA
aye boys
>>53027070
The more you know!
>>53027128
This production is CRISP
>>53027138
Fuck you.
>>53027144
>000
When did it stop being 999?
K-pop desu lads.
>>53027138
Fucking worth it tho cunt
Don't act like your young years aren't the best and you shouldn't just hit everything in sight
Getting proper fucked and having a tight girl is pretty much as good as it gets without being rich
>>53027179
y'know I like Asians and everything but this "acting cute" stuff is so last year
>>53027150
it is very gud
last zoe
good night
i have a shaved head but I found a long black hair in my bed. does this mean i have a gf
>>53026915
Fucked your gf with it
>Have a good new years anon?
forgot image
>>53027267
ah hello, God save our gracious meme
>>53027138
Oh yeah, those poor party goers. Just completely wasted their youth.
hahaha
alright lads
i come to you with a quandary best suited for your weird smelling little computer geek mega minds
THE PROBLEM:
i am using foobar 2000 and i wish to create a playlist of musical tracks
i would like to use the "auto track number" function in properties to number them quickly and efficiently, but when i do so it also changes the "total tracks" values of certain files to different values, seemingly arbitrarily
the end result is that the tracks are numbered "1 1 2 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 1 1 2 3 4 5 6 7" instead of whatever it should be (preferably something like "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 etc etc")
my attached image shows what happens when i select "auto track number"
i have already tried removing the "total tracks" value from every track, both simultaneously and individually
every track is in the same folder
MY QUESTION TO YOU:
why is it doing this
how do i stop it from doing this
how do i make it do what i want it to (see above for details)
thank you x
>>53027174
>>53027324
>i am using foobar 2000 and i wish to create a playlist of musical tracks
stopped reading
go download beemp3
alright boys
K-Pop desu lads.
( . ) ( . )
>>53027369
>boob-gap
Eww, buy a better bra
( . Y . )
>>53027335
i think you misunderstand
i already have all the files in question
i just want to order them in a playlist so that they can be played in a media player such as foobar2000
thanks again x
>>53027369
your arse cheeks have cute dimples :3
>>53027394
( . ) ( . )
>>53027429
( . Y . Y . )
>>53027429
( . ) ( . )
( . >>53027335
>>53027416
furthermore, i have already created the playlist in actual fact
its merely a matter of sorting the tracks in said existing playlist to play in order and have the correct numerical values (which it is not doing) . )
>>53027475
butt haha
>>53027453
*twists my head sideways and says "aaWhaaaat?"*
i did this
lebanese lesbians on lesbos
>>53027513
Now that's a migrant crisis I can get behind
>>53027494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuwRxha8zSU
>>53027498
i dont want to talk to actual nerds
theyll just tell me to uninstall windows and code an open source media player from the ground up
( . )
( . )
>>53027531
wawow mamamia
>>53026373
this feel
I know it
why do i always make too much spagbol lads? i always end up eating it all but it always gets me so bloated
( . V . ) angry bobs
>on dating site
>cute chick's profile says she's from London
>trying to suppress urge to message her with "L O N D O N"
>>53027604
Probably tasty.
>>53027536
Since you already have a solution why bother asking us for help?
>>53027635
erm i dont? foobar is still refusing to number the tracks correctly
im taking this to /wsr/ where i will be treated with the respect i deserve
thanks (but NO thanks!!!) x
>>53027625
send her this
"8====D~~~"
Old nurse aprons were sexy
Fucks sake lads, driving back up to uni, can't be arsed if I'm honest
>>53027686
Not really
That girl is just very cute
>>53027625
>London
Mate, that's a green light for an Strayan cunt.
She needs the D lad. Fulfill her destiny.
I just spent 10 minutes practicing my troll face in the mirror. it's 5 am
what the fuck am I doing with my life
>>53027749
Autism
>>53027721
Yes they are, the way they pin to the chest
>>53027760
wouldn't expect a Yank to understand gb2 /cum/
>>53027804
Autism
>>53027826
( . ) ( . )
>>53027708
Feel you mate. It was always shit going back.
Those hours travelling are good thinking hours.
>someone tried to assassinate Farage.
The establishment is getting desperate aren't they? I guess smearing him in the media wasn't cutting it.
how do you make a turd pile on a computer
>>53027910
Is this recent? who said this, him?
>>53027931
His wheel fell off on the motorway and he crashed. Police confirmed the bolts had been tampered with
>>53027959
>>53027931
all 4 wheels' nuts had been loosened too, so they know it was foul play n not an act of g-d
>>53027959
>faking an assassination to try and become relevant again
He's getting pretty desperate to not be forgotten
>>53027871
Don't mind going back as such, it's just the drive is fucking 5 odd hours and I've got bare work to do
>>53027749
I remember when the house I was living in decided to do pills. I told them they could see their spirit animal sides in the mirror if they stared enough.
Some monkeys but mostly rats.
>>53027910
vehicles are no match
came in to do a Sharon post
realise i already did it
Get ready to have lots of "stay in the EU" propoganda shoves down your throats lads. The EU held a meeting thE other day and debated if it was OK to use EU funds for a leafleting and media campaign to support an in vote. They confirmed it was OK.
With the EU using eu money and the tories using tax payer money there will be propoganda flying everywhere
>>53027749
I used to live in a house with a mirror in eye-shot of the toilet, on several occasions I practiced my smug Pepe face whilst on the toilet. I wish this was a joke.
For fuck's sake lads. It's still morning and I've already had a wank twice today.
>wake up
>raining out again
How wonderful...
>>53028053
Absolute madman.
>>53028061
There's no way the No campaign will win if I'm honest, people are too scared of change, the pro-EU propaganda will be sickening
>>53028061
EU doesn't have to campaign within UK election rules either.
>>53026252
>where are any of us going to find a slav gf?
Go to any urban area in Britain and you're bound to find a qt Pole somewhere.
>>53028061
Old Nige must have had a stroke when they agreed that.
morning lads
ask me anything lads
>>53028126
Well they tried to kill him on the drive back.
>>53028122
They're actually too good looking to approach. Even the fugly Pole women are vastly superior to British things.
>>53028154
have you ever eaten your cum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wK7GSARUs_Q
>>53028144
Welsh Irish Irish English
Imagine if Europeans settled all of Africa and genocide the natives, all that natural beauty, all those resources. It's tragic to think of such a beautiful continent going to waste.
>>53028098
All I could think of was Arthur.
>>53028186
leddit
Hello lads
I ppreciate what you peoples are doing within these threads
cara is great
fantastic job from my retarded brothers from my retarded mother
keep at it "lads"
>>53028186
What is this?
Belodebolebo
Fucking hell, give the man a break
OUR NIGE
Will the silent majority save is from the EU come vote time?
>>53028247
lads I saw the newest Adele video and was very glad to see your females receiving black males
good on ya lads
ya stupid fucking cuck pieces of shit desu jk not really though
you disgust me hahahahhaha jk really
>>53028171
I thought Polish girls were a lot more modest and approachable than British ones though.
>>53028247
*are
>>53028258
No, the uncertainty of an exit guarantees we stay.
>1989 Fun House
>dat mullet
>dem twins
>everything is a broken piece of shit
>kids won't do as they're told
This is fucking chaos
>>53028174
No, should I?
>>53028335
>america talking about whiteness
>Article Monkeys
>>53028061
Why the fuck does anyone even want to leave the EU, even if we did we'd still be their trade cucks except we'd just have absolutely no say in the Union's laws. We'd be another Norway.
>>53028400
He just wanted to groom some pakis to get revenge for the pakis grooming whites
>>53028400
He should of just offered money
>>53028393
yeah i'd recommend you try it, you might not like it but it is quite nice
>>53028401
We could decide our own laws, control our borders and say no to Merkel's millions.
>>53028398
>>america talking about whiteness
you could;ve at least brought up evidnnce
it's easy to find
but if guess your're from the UK and are a lazy nigger
>>53028401
Because people are stupid, if we wanted to we could be a serious leader in the EU due to our large population and great economy but NOOOOO MUH COMMONWEALTH BUT ANGLOSPHERE delusions of grandeur
>>53028391
any chance of a link my good lad
>>53028400
KEK
>>53028462
Challenge, channel 46 on freeview
It's mad as fuck, it'd never work today
>>53028456
Rasheed
>>53028478
Yeah lad cutting off the only white migrants we get from Poland so we can let more pakis in makes perfect sense.
>>53028477
sorry meant that porno cover image you posted there
>>53028456
this
How do I last longer during sex? I can only ever average about 5 minutes and, while the sex is good, my gf gets disappointed that it finishes so quickly
>>53028520
Either rasheed or rasheed sypathiser.
No true right wing patriotic brit supports the EU
>>53028454
>le ebil refugees n imigrants comin to ruin muh GREAT britain
>>53028566
might have to bring in some outside help lad
>>53028582
I literally hate pakis, I don;t mind white eastern Euros but I'm delusional that having no say in the EU would be good for us somehow.
>>53028400
She's a fatty anyway.
>>53028566
edge?
Drag foreplay out longer
>>53028621
We did fine without the EU before we joined it.
It's collapsing anyway don't you want off the sinking ship?
alri
>glass is a liquid
>>53028566
Have her do the penetrating
>nuts finished
>now zoo finished
>page 3 will finish soon
it's a sorry state of affairs
Ainsley's on BBC 2 lads.
>>53028582
>Rasheeds
>anything to do with the EU
well, except Merkel's millions now sm h
>>53028666
>We did fine without the EU before we joined it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking hell lad post war Britain's economy consisted of asking America for money to pay people to walk in circles to keep the unemployment numbers down. We were the Greece of the time.
Aaliyah Love tbH
>>53028679
Men aren't allowed to be attracted to women, you sexist
>>53028679
what are all the big cheb models going to do now?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p035mtdd/matt-berry-does-5-happy-new-you
>>53028687
brit knows literally nothing about anything
>being in the EU is why there are lots of pakistanis in the UK
>>53028684
is that that bizarro thing with the guy from strictly come dancing? BBC producers really don't give a shit do they?
If you vote to stay in the EU you're an unpatriotic piece of shit that will be nailed yo the cross after the happening.
>>53028743
Yeah that's it. Haha
>>53028724
Probably stopped because the internet,can't remember the last time I bought a magazine.
>>53028712
Yeah, and we were great before the war. On top of that, we were actually in control of our own fate.
What, you're going to vote to stay enslaved to the EU because a country was poor after a fucking world war?
First day of work tomorrow lads
Really nervous NGL
>>53028741
Fuck off yank
>>53028785
what's the job laddo?
>>53028763
>wanting the usefulness of the british passport to be halved over night
ok rasheed, whatever you say.
>>53028712
>People who have no idea what they're talking about will just stay stuff because they think it sounds viable
>>53028809
tester at a butt plug factory
>he want merkel's millions to be able to come to Britain
>he wants Britain to be forced to take Rasheeds
>he doesn't want Britain to shape it's own destiny
>>53028794
i mean /brit/.
>>53028772
>enslaved to the EU
we managed to make sure the EU doesn't have TOO much sway over the UK by not adopting the currency.
at the moment our relationship with the EU is mostly beneficial, with a few silly directives coming here and there.
>>53028809
Machine Operations Manager, 10 month unpaid internship with a possibility of a £3 an hour apprenticeship at the end
thoughts?
>>53028845
We rejected the migrant quota, remember.
>>53028772
Before the war we were a colonial empire and controlled quarter of the planets population, we stopped them from selling stuff to us and set up there market so our markets would be 90% of what they had access too all while buying their natural resources for far below what they were worth. We don't have an empire anymore,
>>53028785
I still got another week off. Not sure what to do with myself desu.
well good morning
>>53028871
Wank into a cup and then eat it
>>53028871
read a book a day haha would be ebin
>>53028866
So you'd rather us not try and strengthen our country again and just lean on the EU like a bitch
>>53028845
I'm afraid you've caught me. I've been trying to deny it but in fact I know those 100 million Muslim refugees will bring the destruction of all western civilization. And ya know what?
I love it.
I can't wait to see Muslims in my bedroom right now fucking my wife. In fact, my cock is rock hard already just imagining it. I can't wait to see Muslims systematically destroying every historical building created by western civilization, and erecting a mosque on every street corner. I can't wait to see Muslims imposing slavery on the entire white race, and forcing the world into another dark age. I can't wait to see this because this is what we deserve, the Muslims are clearly stronger and smarter than us in every way because they are capable of achieving such a feat as bringing down our entire civilization.
Now if you will excuse me, I have to cum.
>>53028875
Fucking ell lad. What time do you call this?
>>53028862
this, we are actually a powerful enough country in the EU to not have to bend to Merkel.
>>53028866
also this, instead being part of the EU not only provides us unlimited access to the world's largest market, but also gives us a bigger say in the world's economy and politics, than if we were not aligned with the EU.
>>53028838
Haha great humour. We've got the next Jimmy Carr here! How was your 15th birthday party last week?
Every single pro eu argument I've seen treats the EU as something bad that we have to put up with and stay in to try and have some tiny control.
What no one seems to ever address is thar if you could click your fingers and have the EU disappear overnight then all of Europe would be better off.
