>name
>color
>place
>>53025914
>The Trumpets
>Red
>The US
>>53025914
Memeland.
Melbourne, Australia, light blue.
>Roll
ORGON
NWF
BLUE
first mupdate
>>53026092
Expand North, up the East Coast.
Roll.
>>53026092
Claim more USA
>>53025914
>Green
>ISIS
>Turkey
waiting on orgon
>>53026204
your in
were going on without him
golden areas are your capitals
>>53026265
Move into the rest of Turkey
>>53026277
dubs are worthless btw
>>53026265
More US
>>53026265
Move East to Chile.
Roll.
>>53026305
fuck you, what kinda bullshit thread is this baka
>>53026265
TAKE OUT YELLOW AND GAIN MORE WEST COAST
>>53026342
yellow is your capital idiot
>>53026306
you stay east i keep west?
>>53026324
if you don't like it get out
>>53026342
yellow is our capital
>>53026428
Whatever, start moving into Saudi Arabia
>>53026428
Continue to expand East, moving into Brazil if possible.
>Roll
>>53026428
Ayy lmaos - white
>>53026361
thanks sand nigger
>>53026428
get more west coast, fill north west coast of canada
>>53026428
Claim the south
>>53026529
soo, you want to ally?
mupdate 3
>>53026597
Claim the rest of the Arabian peninsula
>>53026597
get south west coast
>>53026579
Sure
>>53026597
Roll for midwest
>>53026597
Continue East to try and get the rest of Brazil.
>Roll.
mupdates 5
blue and red are at each others borders
also if I mess up just tell me and ill fix it next update
>>53026787
Finish up the rest of Brazil if possible.
>Roll.
>>53026787
don't stop until you fill the Arabian peninsula
spills go towards iran
>>53026697
a sweet. we will have a stong alliance
>>53026787
take alaska
>>53026830
spill into canida
>>53026787
Claim land between us and build wall, take land in canada
North Russia
The Oakland K rips
Expand south
>>53026899
gave you purple
>>53026787
Still time to join?
Sinhala Kingdom
Sri Lanka
Purple
Religion - Buddhism/Hindu syncretism
>>53026887
slpit mexico?
i can go get russia
>>53026949
move into russia
>>53026949
reeeeee
Frozen but determined the Oakland Krips begin to explore south, unsure how they arrived in such a wasteland. Most believe this is "whiteys" fault.
Bix Nood
>>53026949
Expand West across Northern Australia.
>Roll
>>53026949
into Iran
>>53026990
>>53027021
can I give Russia orange and let india be purple?
>>53027137
Expand East into Southern Indonesia.
>Roll
sorry this took longer I fucked up with green's roll
>>53027137
Sure. Continue expansion south and east.
Oakland Krips continue to call all other nations "bitch ass niggas"
>>53027137
go into mexico
>>53027137
Expand out of Sri Lanka using our Tamil levy troops to conquer the South Indian tribes, bring the light of the Buddah to the mainland.
>>53027162
its ok op. alls good
>>53027137
sorry im oping another thread
more canada
waiting on isis
ill add his roll when he comes back
>>53027137
keep going into iran
>>53027354
sorry i fell asleep, just keep heading east towards india
>>53027354
Oakland Krips expand on all direction. The sound of Rap Music echoes through the snow barren tundra.
>>53027354
Consolidate India under the rule of my hand, bring light to the Hindus and teach them the way of the Buddha. Push eastward towards Pakistan.
Start construction on my mighty capital in Sri Lanka and begin the construction of Buddhist monestaries throughout my kingdom.
>>53027354
Claim the north of South America, moving into Colombia.
>Roll.
>>53027385
I ask that you halt your expansion eastward Mohammedans so that we do not come into conflict.
waiting on trump
>>53027442
Very well, I'll stop advances towards India after Pakistan and Afghanistan are filled
>>53027414
>414
ayyy op
>>53027543
False, you shall halt after the conquest of Iran if you wish to remain peaceful with my kingdom
>>53027557
its not in the rules sorry man
>>53027581
reee
>>53027576
How about I just bend over so you can fuck me in the ass easier?
I will do no such thing. We got a fuckin problem?
trump and orgeon can roll twice this round ass long as there not attacking anyone
were moving on
>>53027639
orry man i got distracted,
both lets take more mexico
>>53027611
The light of the Buddah shall cleanse the earth of your war-mongering and evil religion.
I call to the Buddhist monks across my kingdom to flock to the army. The defense of the truth awaits.
>>53027666
HORRY SHIT
doues both rolls count as trips?
>>53027639
MEN OF LIGHT
PUSH THE EVIL MOHAMMEDANS OUT
INVADE ISIS
>>53027639
Attack Purple and teach them to poo in loo
>>53027684
no you only goy 200t trips don't count unless its 000
>>53027639
I attempt to take the remainder of Brazil by expanding East.
>Roll
>>53027684
Would you and Trump be interested in an alliance! I will remain South of the mighty wall, and allow you two to exist peacefully in the North?
>>53027687
>>53027707
you two are at a stalemate nobody got any t
waiting on Russia and trump
>>53027739
i sure would
you can have all of south america kkk?
>>53027800
i think trump is afk
>>53027639
Oakland Krips continue expansion south.and west.
More canada
mupdate
>>53027950
Invade ISIS with the help of local Hindu tribes
>>53027950
Canada and greenland
>>53027950
get more russia. even if it means an invasion
>>53027950
Continue to expand South down into Argentina.
>Roll
>>53027865
Glad to hear we could reach an alliance, may this lead to great things in the future :)
>>53027896
Would you too be interested, Trump senpai?
waiting on isis
>>53027950
Oakland strikes against Oregon Invaders! Continues to expand south and east.
>>53028025
Why not :3
>>53028062
just noticed your trip says FUCK YOU :^ )
isis can roll twice even if he's attacking (cus he is being attacked)
>>53028055
Hhahahahaahhaha the Mohammedan apes are no were to be seen.
After we secure the land of Pakistan from the Islamic filth, give the lands to the Kalash people, a polytheistic people who have pledged vassalage to be for my war against the Mohammedans.
>>53028086
I have supreme tripcodes
>>53028128
fill more russian clay, even if its an attack
>>53028128
Push the Mohammedans out of the lands of Zoroaster!
We shall free the Persians from the Arab yoke!
>>53028128
Got place for 1 more?
>>53028128
Invade switzerland
>>53028128
Expand East and take the West Coast of Africa if possible.
>Roll.
>>53028062
Glad of hear it, God Emperor. May our alliance bring great prosperity and peace in the real and fake Americas.
>>53028185
sorry we dont play with faggots
>>53028205
Sweden*
>>53028155
HAAHAHHA
my noble armies have annihilated the Mohammedan force! Though composed of Hindus, Zoroastrians, Buddhists, and others, my armies are united under my banner, and fight with zeal for the destruction of the Islamic State.
>>53028128
Oakland is offering a peace treaty with ISIS in exchange for Eastern Asia. Will provide aid against Elephant Fuckers in India.
Oakland moves easy into Europe. ROLL!!
>>53028185
yes
>>53028222
hahaha trips
>>53028252
Taking whatever colour you can give me
Sinhala Vassal State
South-Eastern Asia
>>53028285
Yes, I accept your vassalage.
Give him the free spaces in Bengal so he may expand eastward under my wing.
let me know if ISIS is still here
>>53028128
Take back provinces and crush the Indians
>>53028322
he hasent showed up for two roles you cant take over this roll
hes about to die
>>53028128
second roll against purple
Thanks OP
>>53028362
With my troops and vassals I strike at the heart of the Muslims.
If he wishes to admit defeat I will here his message.
>>53028345
roll twice
>>53028322
nvm
>>53028285
you got white
>>53028362
kepep gaining more russia full invade nowa
i advise my ali in australia to gain pasific land
>>53028362
The Sinhali Vassal State conquers the wild jungles of Burma and Thailand, and Cambodia
>>53028362
Hurry into sweedistan
>>53028371
>1
rip
>>53028362
Start taking back my core provinces
Oakland Krips move into East Asian as well as Europe.
Yo nigha our empire guns be huge like a muffuga!!! Wees gun fucks those Indians bitches an let 'em suck deez BIG BLACK NUTZ!!
>>53028430
We sandnigger, you nigger
Ally?
>>53028427
You already rolled twice
>>53028472
Okay hommie. We gotchuse back nigga
>>53028532
im rolling to latest mupdate idiot
more war breaks out,,,
>>53028362
Continue up the East Coast of Africa.
>Roll.
>>53028567
is someone upset :)
>>53028570
Start the offensive into purple
>>53028570
take russias south east Ts spilll into west russia.
thanks for this tread op, your preaty good
>>53028570
Invade the Islamic State
>>53028570
March on the Xinjiang
>>53028580
gain pasific island Ts ok man. you neeed to protect that capital against jews and manchildrean
>>53028586
I liked you better when you were roleplaying desu
>>53028570
more scandia
>>53028670
Soon you will perish
>>53028596
thanks
>>53028670
me two, it brought color into this game
>>53028788
Begin the counter-offensive using elite kalashi horsemen to break through
oh Russia can roll twice
>>53028788
Xinjiang is north-western China OP -.-
Actually go to Xinjiang and occupy wastelands left untouched by both the Sinhala State and the Russians
>>53028788
keep gainig russia. work towrds their capital!
we must take it out and gain sexy bonus
>>53028788
attack russia
>>53028788
Continue up North along the East Coast of Africa.
>Roll.
>>53028843
I cant find a good map of it can you show me ? sorry
>>53028788
Crush India and his weeaboo shit once and for all
>>53028916
nigga im warning you about them gooks.>>53028843
just give normal demands m8
>>53028816
>>53028926
ugh another stalemate
>>53028670
All Oakland Krip land now belongs to ISIS!!
I'm out guys gotta sleep.
>>53028923
Now this is a good OP, props to you
>>53028943
I'm not a barbarian and wish not to enter war with the pacific people of the Pacific
>>53028949
Sue for peace, the Buddah sees death on both sides and cries out.
>>53028961
Thanks nigbro
SHITSKINS WILL PERISH IN THE NAME OF ALLAH
>>53028968
i never said that
>>53028987
Enjoy the two-front war evil filth
>>53029006
roll man
>>53028872
>>53029071
here m8 i thought i already rolled
RUSSIA FALLS AND ISIS TAKES THERE LAND.... BUT HOW LONG WITH THEY KEEP IT!
>>53029006
Peace treaty?
>>53029109
The Zunbil tribes from Afghanistan join my armies! Push into the Islamic state!
>>53029109
Take Nepal, Xinjiang, Kashmir, northern pakistan, and Afghanistan.
Glory to Sinhala, let us predate the western heretic temples of all golden statues
>>53029109
attack isis
>>53029111
Nice waste of trips my Mohammedan enemy
>>53029109
Everything into purple
>>53029109
WAT FUKIN WHEN. TAKE CAPITAL.. it is rightfully ours
>>53029111
i-WHEN THE FOK DID YOU DO THIS?
thouse trips demand peace but no. FUCK YOU SAND NIGGER
>>53029109
Expand into Tunis and Libya.
>Roll
>>53029173
ru dum?
It wasn't 000
>>53029203
by this i am attacking isis and going for the russian capital
If you guys don't stop attacking me I'll shoot Paris up again >:(
>>53029191
THE MOHAMMEDAN ARMIES LAY SLAUGHTERED ON THE FEILD
THEIR BODIES FEED THE BIRDS OF PREY
After the conquest of all Islamic territory, all Muslims shall be killed. polythiests and non-Muslims shall be spared.
>>53029245
>implying we care about france
>>53029248
sweet
ISIS LOSES THE RUSSIAN CAOITAL AND IS ABOUT TO LOSE HIS OWN!
>>53029313
I see we are both enemies of the accursed Mohammedans. I think an alliance against them would be beneficial. What do you say?
>>53029348
Attack ISIS
>>53029348
Draft every man woman and child to defend the capital
Take back what's rightfully ours from those purple shitskins
>>53029348
Op wtf he takes the north of the land not my land we are allies
Also invade Isis
>>53029348
get that southers russian green clay
whats my bonus with this capital?
>>53029355
sorry m8. but your indian. non white.
>>53029348
I only wanted northern pakistan m8
>>53029168
Take Central Asia (the -stan countries, east of the Caspian Sea, the area with Turkmenistan, between green and purple)
>>53029406
Yea why did you give him my land op
>>53029348
Move North and into Spain.
>>53029406
>>53029378
sorry you want me to fix it?
>>53029373
your dead
>>53029397
>>53029425
you guys get +5 on every roll now
>>53029517
Yea that would be great he just wanted the unclaimed land
Those borders trigger my autism and we aren't at war
>>53029517
That would be awesome
Effort to fix fucks up appreciated OP, thank you
>>53029550
sweet
isis has fallen as well
the world asks " when will the next war happen"
>>53029550
The Sinhalese troops are battle-hardened from the wars with the Muslims.
>>53029639
Move south and invade
Destroy Islamic holy cities
>>53029639
attack the fucking shitskins
>>53029639
keep invading green and make a beautiful boarder with my ally from the west Trump. spill into china
>>53029639
Continue North across Spain and into France if possible.
>Roll.
>>53029639
Take Kashmir (2 northernmost provinces in India)
Then fill southern China
waiting on india
>>53029639
im going to call it quits and giving my land to trump
>>53029770
autism. just give the direction where to go and you wont have so many fuck ups.
buby guys good game op. very well done game. happy 2016 everybody.
>>53029784
I did my turn
>>53029679
>>53029812
cya if I host another game soon you should play it
>>53029812
>just give directions
But I want Kashmir, aka northern India. There are people who care about historical borders and all that stuff ya know
mupdate
>>53029907
Access Russia, towards the capital, from north-western China
>>53029907
Conquer rest of Islamic independent emirs and distribute their lands to Arab polythiests.>>53029907
>>53029907
Move North, claim Northern France. If possible, expand East into Germany.
>>53029907
Swift takeover of Ankara
NOW
I hope this is all what you guys wanted
>>53030081
Follow pic related closely.
Strike an attack following the arrow, to the turkish capital of Ankara, and conquer the surrounding area
Don't forget my +5 bonus
My liege, come and retake the capital for yourself while I fend off this barbarian from it
>>53030103
damn you were planning to attack purple for a while
>>53030081
After a sudden attack by emus, the government of Memeland nearly collapses. With its remaining vestiges of power, it cedes all its land to the one man who can solve this. Trump.
Alright, I'm out guys, this was good fun while it lasted.
>>53030081
attack white and take russian capital, spill to rest of russia and china and defend
>>53030081
Invade with and recapture the capital
Follow my vassals battle plans
>>53030156
Do not attack purple but the area I linked in the picture. I just knew that area would be Trump's land by this turn
that was a long roll
trump is now the most powerful man in the world
ill get austraila this roll but trump has +15
>>53030441
Attack Trump in western Russia, the attack starts from the Turkish capital, goes north through Crimea, and then spreads all directions from there
+5 bonus
>>53030441
Invade Northern Africa and save the Berber people from the evil Trumpian fascists.
>>53030441
Defending is first priority
second priority is wall
third priority is retake ankara
fourth priority is take whites capital
india gets 5t in Africa "defending is first priority"
>>53030600
take that red territory in Turkey, then spear through russia aiming for the capital at all costs
+5
>>53030600
Invade Spain towards capital in USA
>>53030600
>First ankara
>second priority is wall
>third priority is defend
>fourth priority is take whites capital
again
hope this works
>>53030764
Invade America and get capital
>>53030764
Retake Ankara, defend it, spills to breaking through Russia from Crimea
>>53030764
First priority to defend
Second to attack purple hoards
>>53030785
>>53030801
>>53030815
3 way stalemate
Rinse and repeat
build wall in orange area
>>53030849
nvm trump gets + 15
>>53030895
Invade to USA capital
trump stops India from invading America.../pol/ was right
>>53030972
rinse and repeat
>>53030972
Take Ankara, defend position, invade through Crimea
>>53030921
Woops doesn't count
Trump don't post maps pls
>>53030972
Invade to USA
trump is unstopable
>>53031128
Take Ankara, defend, attack Russia from Crimea
>>53031128
First priority to defend
second to attack purple to its capital
>>53031128
Invade to america
I have seen the light of his lordship Emperor Trump. I will submit if he grants me India, Pakistan, and Afghanistan to govern.
trump is at the gates of sri lanka purple should be praying to his gods
>>53031289
A N K A R A
N
K
A
R
A
>>53031289
rinse and repeat mother fucker
>>53031316
I surrender
Please let me rule my island :c
India has been annexed by trump
all that remains of purples people are refuges in the middle east
whites government is supplying its people with suicide pills to prevent them from seeing the inevitable invasion.
>>53031438
take the last capital but make sure he doesnt take ankara or any other capitals
>>53031438
Taka Ankara
the people of whites government take there pills as the hear the sound of trumps legions.
all the remains of the other nations is shambling hoards of refuges trying to escape trumps armys
GAME OVER TRUMP WINS
>>53031647
It's not over yet reeee
Fuck Trump's shit up
good game everyone I didn't say it earlier but this is my first time hosting a risk game. I hope you enjoyed it!
>>53031674
once you lose your capital you slowly die and trump has +30 game over
Anyone wanna join the new risk thread?
>>53032716
