Milk edition
I dont drink malk its bad and unnatural take care of your body anon
>>53024271
FIRST FOR GLORIOUS TURKEY
>>53024295
LRC choc milk is the most god-tier of all god-tier milk, m8.
>>53024307
No milk for you, T***
>>53024271
Fuck I still haven't tried this, I keep forgetting to grab it.
>>53024622
Step your game up Zhang
>>53024622
It's really good, I got it last summer on holiday when it was really hard to come by. Took me ages to find.
>>53024335
do they sell it at Fix? might go try some now
This weekends been a rollercoaster boys.
>>53024784
Don't think so. You're bound to find them at any other dairy or supermarket nowadays anyway. It's not as hard to get as it used to be.
Also fuck Fix, the overpriced cunts.
>>53024820
why's that
It's getting cold, a little bit.
https://newzealandgirls.co.nz/wellington/escorts/nzgirls.php?name=&keyword=&cat=&srv=0
who should I fuck lads?
Is the milk of NZ tastes good?
>>53024899
probably the best in the world
>>53024922
I visited China a while back and all the bakerys sell little plush cows that wear overalls with the NZ flag. That sheep reputation has been replaced with one about milk lol
>>53024836
Went to my mates funeral, almost fucked a 12 year old girl at some party, AO squad running all round my neighbourhood making a racket early in the morning, meet up with a few people I haven't seen since primary, just felt like it was jam packed.
well, here they are, the various form factors that milk comes in
>>53024980
are you the guy who's friend killed themselves?
>>53025013
Yeah mate.
>>53025027
that sucks mate
>>53024980
>almost fucked a 12 year old girl
Am I right in thinking most guys actually would fuck a 12 year old girl if it didn't hurt the child?
Im a girl and male sexuality confuses me
>>53024980
>Went to my mates funeral
>almost fucked a 12 year old girl at some party
>AO squad running all round my neighbourhood making a racket early in the morning
/southauckland/ general?
Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yooqIsQnjME
>>53024981
Is this milk of Estnia?
>>53025060
MISS ALICE IS THAT YOU
PLZ RESPOND
>>53025060
What a coincidence, I'm a girl too
>>53025048
Bit of an eye opener tb.h
>>53025060
I didn't know how old she was till someone came into the room and asked what the fuck i was doing, I knew she was young but not that young.
>new zealand has no cultu-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8uA2CUQErI
I'm feeling pretty parched lads
>>53025080
yes
from bottom to top:
lvl 0: plastic bags
lvl 1: tetra pack small + large
lvl 2: plastic bottle
lvl 3 & 4: more tetra packs
lvl 5: really big tetra pack
>>53025128
Was he noticeably depressed?
>>53025132
sieg fukkin heil brutha
>>53025168
kek, me and some friends shat on some mongrel mob headstones back in the day. wannabe fags
>>53025168
OOOOH RAAH
>>53025060
Yeah I would probably fuck a 12 year old girl if it didn't hurt her physically or mentally, much like how I would totally eat nothing but fast food if it didn't hurt me health-wise.
>>53025195
Would you also smoke?
I don't know what movie to watch
>>53025219
Well my sister who smokes says it helps keep her calm in stressful environments, so yeah I would, if it wasn't for the fact that it destroys the shit out of your lungs.
>>53025219
no one ever died of smoking lad
>>53025264
you seen legend? bit romantic, otherwise has some decent moments
>>53025187
bit weird mate
>>53025163
Not really, normal self.
>>53025264
Braveheart
>>53025150
It is good
All the Japanese milk is the same size..
>>53025061
Does anyone still care about Gin Wigmore? Fucking hope not.
>>53025264
Bratz Go To Paris
>>53025335
lorde took over as meme singer
>>53025132
Somewhat intense?
>>53025388
very friendly environment actually, took my wife's son down, great laughs all around :)
>>53025369
Well I guess there are worse singers out there...
>>53025061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miIE4xTp3Tw
>>53025264
Don't watch movies, watch films.
Un moment d'égarement
La Vie d'Adèle
Jeune & Jolie
Naissance des pieuvres
La piel que habito
>tfw just pulled out all the spinifex from my socks
feels good man
>>53025481
madman
>>53025470
>Not posting the actual MV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDXnnBm8oz8
>>53025481
I just bought a fancy new tv
they are among us
>>53025583
>>53025583
>>53025605
floating commieblocks
Finland: Baltic Australia
Estonia: Baltic NZ
Lithuania: Baltic ???
Latvia: Baltic Papua New Guinea?
>>53025637
lithuania is the boat people xDD
>>53025675
Nah, Russia is to the Balts what Indonesia is to Australia/New Zealand
>>53025675
that's the russians
>>53025637
>Finland: Baltic Australia
'no'
>>53025637
>Lithuania: Baltic ???
White Abbos
>>53024784
What's Fix?
>>53024820
>His region can't afford a flag
>>53025754
i knew it
>>53025754
A literal nightmare
Good morning, chaps. I woke up and it is snowing. Also feed the birds and took the flag outside.
>>53025754
wad le fug :DD
>>53025746
Finland and Australia are the two biggest meme exporters in the world. It fits perfectly.
>>53025754
WoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoW
>>53025765
Overpriced chain of dairies. I've never seen them anywhere other than the Auckland and Wellington CBDs
>>53025793
How regions in NZ even have flags ?
>>53025886
Finland is a country of introverted autistic spergs, Australia is normie chad: the country. We're polar opposites (literally).
>>53025637
>Latvia: Baltic Papua New Guinea?
Now that is a low blow.
>>53024295
Who cares? Life is fucking shit. If you can get a modicum of enjoyment out of it by drinking milk then why not?
cartographer had a seizure?
>>53025909
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_New_Zealand_flags#Other_New_Zealand_flags
Only Nelson and Otago.
>>53025952
No one knows or cares
>>53025952
it's a river, each bank is a different country
tbqh it doesn't matter because the people who live there don't even know countries are a thing
>>53025909
>>53025963
You could probably one or two city flags to github though desu
>>53025952
What about this?
>>53026020
>>53026020
It's some nice park in that place that belongs to us.
>>53026020
that looks like it sort of came into being through time and natural development, but the papua border looks like someone started drawing the border with a ruler and then abrubtly stopped to let the madman out and then continued with the ruler for what ever reason
evenings sorted lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZN9ihpz7rQ
>>53026197
i'm gonna name my wifes son
tylah
Working 7am-4pm tomorrow lads. Not ideal.
>>53026111
Well, if you zoom in, you can see that it actually follows a river >>53026006
My body is a cage.
>>53026336
so what? if you're gonna go for the line, fucking do the line
Just thought of a new sexuality lads
analsexual
You have sex with both men/women but you exclusively have anal sex
>>53026313
Ouch. Gonna get some cheeky time and a half money from 5:30pm-10pm tomorrow.
What was once a great general has turned into /brit/ 2.0. Sort your shit out
>>53026313
I'm doing 8-4. What do you do?
>>53026379
You going to give some actual critiquing there or are you just going to be a knob?
>>53026313
6am-2pm here lad.
>>53026380
Russia looking hungry for some /balt/+/ausnz/ cunny.
>>53026379
æ lmæº
>>53026379
Rasheed
Feels good starting to look for a ticket to Vilnius and some hotels for summer. Coachsurfing should help me get a gf there.
>>53026380
>>53026494
you mean roachsurfing?
>>53026494
y do turks like traveling to europe so much ?
>>53026379
I miss /ausnz/ on its own desu.
>>53026494
have any funny couchsurfing stories?
>>53026514
:DDD
>>53025949
You're fucking depressing mate
>>53026514
Noice.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have partner.
Under the fridge.
>>53026526
everyone likes europe, africans unironically die to get here
>>53026551
kek
>>53026526
No. Europe is shitty. I love Baltics and Asian culture.
>>53026536
I don't have one. I'm not the type of guy who texts girl. I just want a Baltic friend to have some talk about Baltics but /balt/ always treats me bad so I think I will check coachsurfing.
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEE!
>>53026533
/ausnz/ was generally either uni talk or /brit/-like banter that basically happened once a fortnight. I don't think that's bad, but I don't really consider it worth missing either.
>>53026556
>unironcially dying
how ironic
>>53026551
>>53026494
>>53026588
>>53026541
You don't know the half of it.
LIVONIA
I
V
O
N
I
A
Who else /terramariana/ here?
>>53026617
>/ausnz/ was generally uni talk
Fucking hell I do not miss that.
>>53026617
>>53026648
uni's fucking depressing though
>>53026624
I have these in case of doing a Lithuanian or self-defense.
What is the best greeting word for sending to a Lithuanian girl?
>>53026648
>going to uni
fucking hippie faggot
why dont u get a real job like bein a tradie?
tradies built straya u know dick head
>>53026633
now we have to take control over lithuania
>>53026704
thanks for the input Hemi, when does your visa expire?
>>53026661
Don't care.
>>53026704
Pretty sure you misunderstood my post, but I forgive you.
>>53026699
>What is the best greeting word for sending to a Lithuanian girl?
wilno nasze kurwa!
>>53026740
i dont know what a Herni is like a hernia ?
>>53026756
i dont think u udnerstand m8 now go fuck off back to liberal arts 101 or whatever the fuk u do this thread is for real men kk
>>53026770
Translated it. It is a curse.
Sinu isa on homoseksualist
>>53026868
>i dont think u udnerstand m8 now go fuck off back to liberal arts 101 or whatever the fuk u do this thread is for real men kk
Yeah that pretty much cemented that you had no idea what the fuck I was even saying.
>>53027176
stupid bitch u dont even kno wtf is going on do u ?
>>53026704
>>53026868
>>53027205
>>53027205
>stupid bitch u dont even kno wtf is going on do u ?
You're either a shit-tier troll or the dumbest cunt I've seen on here since 2016 started. Either way your life sounds pretty fucked and I feel kind of bad for you.
>>53027379
man fuck ur gay uni shit okay i dont give a fuck abut ur fancy book learning but there r ppl in the real world doin real things n u just gotta respect that who the fuk think u built that building for the uni whetre u study dumb fuck??
>>53025927
>normie chad: the country
Maybe the ones that don't post here, you cunts were crying here couple days ago because no one wanted to spend NYE with you.
>>53027441
I wasn't, I was out partying all night
>>53024271
GIB CHOCOLATE MILK
>>53027423
I didn't go to uni, though.
>>53027423
this cunt.
>>53026377
Good stuff.
>>53026391
Service Cashier at Woolies. Living the dream while at uni.
>>53026423
Sounds terrific desu. I'd love to work those sorts of hours so I wouldn't have to interact with customers much.
>>53027485
Keep your filthy hands off OUR divine bovine product
>>53027593
Ah okay. I've been blacklisted by Woolworths Ltd and can never work for them again desu.
tonight's the night
>>53027627
For what exactly?
>>53027623
Why?
>>53027623
Crikey. Why's that?
>>53027627
For what ?
>>53027623
What for ?
>>53027593
I don't interact with people at all lad, it's pretty great. I'm also free to start as early as 4am and go home after 12.
>>53027655
>>53027657
>>53027668
Sexual harassment. Hit the wrong bunda and eventually paid the price for it. Which wasn't necessarily entirely bad anyway.
>>53027623
For slapping a chick's ass?
>>53027627
I get in some shit, yeah, deep cover on the incognito tip
>>53026423
>6am-2pm
>>53027682
>I don't interact with people at all lad
What do you do?
>>53027693
>For slapping a chick's ass?
Yes, see: >>53027688
>>53027688
You could say she was [spoiler]ASSking for it[/spoiler]
who wants to learn gaelic with me haha
>>53027735
shit call daniel
today's the day
>>53027706
I clear snow and ice on sidewalks near the school.
the 1st balt+ausnz thread was meant to be an ebin meme and now we're the minority, this is some greek epos tier shit
>>53027768
Daniel is too autistic to make such an elite pun
>>53027792
it's prime /ausnz/ hours
heteroanal
Straight man that exclusively has anal sex with women
this morning's the morning
>>53027792
It's 11:15 here. Prime Kiwi and Aussie hours. In about 7ish hours it will be mostly /balt/.
>>53027775
>>53027627
have some dadrock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRo3u04vY1E
BINKAS BUNKIS BINKIS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I love you Ivana
>>53027842
BRUŅURUPUCIS NODROŠINA BERNIEM
>>53027735
Meh fuck her. Honestly I'm glad to be not working there anymore, just wish I'd left under better circumstances.
>>53027785
>I clear snow and ice on sidewalks near the school.
Cute. Are you depressed? Do you stare at the mountains a lot? Do you live alone? I want to adapt your life into a cartoon.
>>53024271
Are you dairy farming?
>>53027829
>jailbreak
more like jailbait amirite? hahahaha
>>53027864
You can draw a snow cleaning Gondola, I'd be flattered.
>>53027785
Do you get paid alright for it?
>>53027864
Well that was weird.
>>53027877
I am milking my big strong cow at this very moment, yes
>>53027889
I am bad at it but I want to be your friend. Your post is the cutest thing I've ever read here. No homo. I will marry a girl from Vilnius. I just want to be your brother. Have a throwaway mail?
>>53027893
Enough for chocolate milk and cigarettes.
>>53027917
I'm starting to think it's shit like this that brings /ausnz/ and /balt/ together so well. We're sad cunts.
Has anyone been to Melbourne lately? I swear it's 2/3 Chinese
>>53027917
but he dindu nothin
>>53027958
Such is life
>>53027942
I am sad also. I phoned my father. He told me he went to pay for bets on some football matches. I post on 4chan in a cold commieblock with noone around listening to robot music.
>>53027938
Well if that's what you want then good on you, really.
>>53028007
why is he walking towards the camera
>>53027984
It's not like I have a ton of options atm desu senpai
>>53027982
i want to live in a commieblock it is just a great payout for a building and it pleases my autism
brutalism is good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSjHRdAD4jw
>>53028007
That's a menacing picture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaxqRxRMxC4
What language is this??
>>53028063
layout, not payout
>>53028063
and then someone leaves you a note to not park in "his" spot or he'll slash your tires
>>53027982
>I phoned my father. He told me he went to pay for bets on some football matches.
I don't entirely see how this is part of what's making you sad. Does your dad have a gambling problem or something?
>I post on 4chan in a cold commieblock with noone around listening to robot music.
Yeah that does sound shit, but what is robot music?
>>53028045
So if you did what would you choose then?
>>53028063
I only want to hug this snow-cleaner guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZNaUD2xmu8
>>53028066
>Abertura Brasileira
Hmmm
>>53025264
Ghostbusters or Sorcerer
>>53027693
>tfw was gonna post the lyrics
so is the t*rk and the eg*ptian proxy one and the same?
>>53028096
>I don't entirely see how this is part of what's making you sad. Does your dad have a gambling problem or something?
We don't talk much. He is away from me and when I talk to him it is always that non-personal, shitty trivias like betting topics or how this winter's fish are tasty or bad, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsNw8yFnSO4
Lithuanians
Tell me your last name and I will tell you the Polish version of it
Fucking TUNE Tbh
https://soundcloud.com/annie-mac-presents/fmm-a-g-cook-what-i-mean
>>53028166
you're dad is just as autistic as you are, proceed with this knowledge from now on
>>53028138
No. I am a legit Turk. I been posting here for months. Egyptian is famous poster in /mena/.
>>53028096
I want to become a helicopter pilot, but pilot training and EASA certification aren't cheap.
>>53028131
>deep cover
just before torrented straight outta compton and watched it.
Truly a collective mind we have here
>>53028199
If you ever post these again, I will call my nephew living under your fridge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPCQQULEN_w
JUST
>>53028286
ayy lmao
>be dreaming of having /balt/ bf
>go to restaurant together
>thats a big steak
>for you
>laugh like autists
>go around senamiestis while holding hands
>wake up and realize it's just a dream
summoning the autistic egyptian gril
>>53028220
How old are you friend? If you are young, there is nothing wrong with making your own money before jumping on a higher plane. It is more honourable than leeching your parents for cigarette money.
>>53028318
for you
>>53027748
>161.1 Kb/s
How can you even live?
>>53028327
DON'T
>>53028344
>How can you even live?
We don't
>>53028356
it's done
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo3nDUA3KWs
>>53028344
it's not fun, i'll admit it
>>53028166
Yeah but that's just how man talk is most of the time. You can't just talk about how much you miss each other or some shit every time you talk. My dad lives out of town, too; but when I speak to him on the phone it's usually the same sort of shit as what you described: What I've been doing, what he's been doing, what my brothers are doing, etc. It's just shooting the shit mate.
>>53028220
Are you saving money for it?
tony
TONY
T O N Y
>>53028269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH6MB7YH-Bg
>>53028327
>>53028356
>>53028383
Explain pls
>>53028386
He doesn't love me. He wanted a DNA test to see if I'm actually his son. He wanted me to be a football player, he named me after a football player.
What I did? I chose being a goalkeeper since I hated running and he hated me.
a lot of snow lads
>>53028452
put salt on your skin and then press ice on it
>>53027748
>qBittorrent
Good lad.
>>53028336
Thank you, I too think there's nothing wrong with any job, as long as it comes with a paycheck.
>>53028386
I'm saving money to get a better job so I could put away more.
>>53028360
>>53028383
My internet is the only thing that prevents me from killing myself desu
9.90 eu/month bois
>>53028426
i'm sorry to hear that
for what it's worth i think soccer is shit
>>53028491
heaven desu
>>53028491
that is insane
the fastest mine's ever gone is 800kbs
>>53028491
Maybe someday I too will have speeds such as yours
>>53028452
It's butifel.
>>53028426
Yeah that's fucked up and yes like >>53028509 I think soccer is a bit shit.
>>53028489
Well as someone who's also trying to chase a better career, I really hope it works out for you.
>>53028426
You've told us this before haven't you ?
I remember a turk posting about his father wanting him to get DNA test.
>>53028489
If I left you a throwaway mail adress, would you occasionally text me? I liked your naivity so much.
>>53028509
Thank you.
>good and friendly weather in /bantz/
>Estonians not posting
I don't think it is random.
>>53028540
>>53028541
>Was mad as fuck about the Coalition fucking up the NBN
>Only putting FTTP on some residences instead of all of them
>Turns out my home is one of the ones that got FTTP
>NBN now available in my area
>Changing over within the next couple of weeks
>Actually interested to see how this goes
>mfw
>>53028550
>I remember a turk posting about his father wanting him to get DNA test.
Yes, I post here regularly. If Turks raid and be irritating, I put my tripname Tarkan Sander but mostly I'm anon. I am friends with Belarus poster. I'm very glad Anzacs came here since it is great to see my best friends hanging there.
>>53028557
wow a bit rude
>>53028590
Normally Turks are dickheads; but you're alright.
>>53028546
What do you do?
>>53028576
>>Turns out my home is one of the ones that got FTTP
>>53028606
Answer my question.
>>53028616
>Normally Turks are dickheads
No, they were alright but they mostly left 4chan and new-gen posters are butthurt underages.
>>53028590
I don't mind you turk you're okay in my books.
>>53028643
If it's any consolation to you, I'm fairly sure that Pajeet and the boys knocked our phoneline out for a week or so when they installed it.
NZ girls are snobby
I want a pure Eesti girl
I feel bad for turkbro
>>53028668
Thank you.
>>53028682
I'm sad. I'm sad because I was informed by my ISP that my premises would be receiving FTTN.
Not only that, they said I'd have to wait at least another year until installation in my area begins.
>>53028639
I'm currently casually employed, mostly doing yardwork and quasi-garbage collection. But I also do a little bit of extra work here and there for a couple of labour hire companies doing odd labouring jobs like unloading trucks or working for a removalist. I'm not even hoping to get work in a specific field, as such, just looking for something full time so I can make more money and only have to focus on one job. I'm hoping to get a call back regarding one within the next week or so.
>>>/b/661074998
gross
>>53028732
Tbh with you, I think they might have only given us FTTP because the node is just at the end of my driveway. We're talking an extra ten feet or so of fibre, really.
>>53028639
Also I forgot to ask: How do you plan on using money you've saved to get a better job?
>>53028825
You are very lucky
