Comfy edition
Gonna quit my job today lads. no plans, no regrets.
first for Swedish genocide
>>53022763
kill ur boss
>>53022763
Why?
>tfw spent the holidays romancing a SJW in San Fran.
Its going to be so fucking funny when i ask her for a dowry.
>>53022763
Good luck m8.
first ;)
>>53022763
>quitting your job
>not just stop showing up one day
pleb tbqh
Its so cold outside that my eyeballs feel cold
but its still not snowing
would you eat this cum
https://www.soylent.com/
is there anything redeemable about the west coast?
>>53022763
>job
You made the right choice. All jobs are good for is putting you in uncomfortable proximity to the working class and their problems.
anyone here have any experience with rooting the newest generation of kindle fires? /g/ wasnt helpful at all
I rubbed my dick raw while on ecstasy two weekends ago. It's not healing particularly well, and I think there might be scarring.
>>53022801
snowed once here.
Felt good, even went outside to shovel just for fun
>>53022763
you could at least attempt to be fired
can't sleep
>>53022815
rub aloe vera on it
>>53022799
thats bad anon
think about those references
>>53022808
>anal leakage
Not as a complete meal replacement
hey guys
what are the best memes from /cum/838
>>53022832
I did. But. My boss doesn't have the heart to fire me. And her boss loves me and refuses to fire me. But. My boss doesn't love me anymore. So I'm quitting.
No regrets.
>>53022864
none. cum is kill
been killed by weebs and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCFlTV7CALY
>>53022846
what the fuck is this
>>53022814
>asking /g/ to review consumer electronics
They're fine if you don't want to do anything processor intensive
>>53022798
not really
Sorry for the polluted water and air f>>53022855
rom Fukushima.
>>53022846
>>53022891
Dead Dead Demons de DeDeDe Destruction
SHAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
good night americans
>>53022815
>stimjerking without lube
>>53022884
anime posters are everywhere, it is sad times that they always talk about it outside of /a/
>>53022920
I just woke up
>>53022908
#westcoastproblems
>>53022912
sounds interesting
>>53022890
my nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luDkTZ2YMpI
>>53022939
Inside?
https://youtu.be/Lbm0xgCAibE
>>53022884
>been killed by weebs and shit
Anime legitimately bothers me 2bh
should i be an alcoholic or a drug addict
>>53022939
good morning anon!
>>53022965
I cant wake up inside
>>53022965
A new Bugatti
This general needs a flushing.
>>53022952
It really is.
Would recommend
>>53022991
Drugs are more fun, but more hassle.
>>53022991
alcoholic
stay legal
>>53022876
What job?
>>53022991
Why not both? Alcohol is a great catalyst for most drugs
>>53022953
Mah
Motherfucking
Nigga
>>53023016
i used to have an adderal problem but im thinking about getting addicted to xanax
>about to smoke weed
>play madden
>and watch porn
>at the same time
Feels COMFY lads
>>53022991
A workaholic. Find a passion that helps you both emotionally and physically
>Americans
>>53023031
drunk male prostitute.
>>53023044
>xanax
>>53023041
>In Disgust
noice
I saw them at a small ass house show in Santa Cruz one time. Prob the best show I've seen.
>>53023046
Smoke madden
Watch weed
Play porn
>>53022808
I'm planning on buying a lot of those when I initially move out into the country to raise goats, enough to last me until I grow my herd so I start making money off of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZnwuhqALY
how come they got mario to play chapo in this
>>53023061
>walk into a seedy ass bar in the hipster part of town ~5 years ago
>black bible being projected on the wall
It's apartments now
>>53022815
>cut
>>53023118
>black bible being projected on the wall
but why
>>53023131
>>53022991
Being away from 4chan for 3 days was harder than I thought and easier than I thought at the same time.
Harder than I thought because I was coming up with great shitpost ideas but had nowhere to post them.
Easier because I basically forgot about 4chan after the first day.
>>53023131
>>53023155
My favorite posters
>>53023082
Lucky ass motherfucker
>Cali
Ever seen ACxDC, even though they classify as mainstream powerviolence nowadays?
>>53023061
Reverse searches give me a theater in portland oregon, an adult theater. I had no idea such things existed still
>>53022894
I meant the actual process of rooting the tablet to install Anroid OS because the fire OS is shitty and restrictive. I already have the tablet and have come to the realization that you are unable to do anything outside of the official amazon services
>>53023168
i already smoke. it doesnt take you away from everyting like alcohol and drugs do
>>53023158
Dunno but the dubstep was fresh to death
>>53023184
those make no sense
daily reminder if im posting past 12 im never sober
>>53023168
>read the label as Cannibals
>pros cons
oh lord
too much smoking
>time to smoke more
>>53023169
we missed u anon
>we're always here waiting for you
>>53023174
>>53023211
you make no sense
should i post from my cute folder or my ref folder
>>53023204
>dubstep
>>53023214
>being in these threads sober
>>53023184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVv1D_LNLTg&feature=youtu.be
he even made a program that does literally all the driver installations and file fuckery for you. you literally just plug in and follow the directions on the program. Really fantastic asset to the open source community and I have absolutely zero shame in shilling for him
>>53023188
Do MDMA or LSD then.
Do make sure that you're doing real stuff, not meth or some other shit passed for LSD/MDMA.
>>53023169
It's good to take a T-break. Part of the fun is the disconnect from reality which loses it's novelty without something to contrast it against
>>53023214
deeecias??
>>53023232
It was a different time, Anon
>>53023238
same
>>53023244
ive done 5 tabs of acid at once and mdma it was fun
>>53023260
kill yourself cheating scum
smoking and drinking at the same time is the best
>>53023272
>candyflipping
Dangerously cheesy
>>53023179
>Ever seen ACxDC, even though they classify as mainstream powerviolence nowadays?
Yeah. I grew up in Cali so I was able to experience and learn about a lot of cool PV and grindcore bands first hand.
I remember way back when they had the He Had it Comin EP and was there for when they reunited with "The Second Coming"
Haven't kept up with them to know if they've realeased anything since, but I'm prob gonna do that now.
here's a randome Cali pv band that I saw play with ACxDC a lot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBV-Fx4VOqs
>>53023238
Is this why so many strange and weird things are posted here all the time?
che, mira la hora
why are women so cool?
>>53023283
Based
>>53023272
Everyone should do some hallucinogens at least once, helps you understand yourself better.
These days all I have are oxycontins I never fucking use but am still prescribed and alcohol
Honestly if you're using illegal drugs past the age of 17 or 18 stop and reexamine your life though
>>53023307
this THIS
>>53023310
Its in their nature.
>>53023295
sauce on picture
>>53023228
Cute desu
>>53023310
They bleed and don't die
>>53023268
it's stille shit not matter the time
>>53023323
1am?
>>53023321
>stop and reexamine your life though
I have. It's ok.
pretty good stuff, desu
>>53023321
Nothing wrong with smoking pot after 17 m8.
>>53023321
i grew up around plenty of adults that smoked weed. they were better parents than the ones that drank. i wish my dad smoked instead like my mo m also i think im getting too out of it im gonna cry and pass out lol love you guys .
I'm going to hang out with a French Canadian girl tomorrow lads
>>53023310
>you will never be cool with Ellie Goulding
>>53023360
the soundtrack makes the movie
>>53023366
Maybe it's anecdotal, but I've never met anyone who smoked marijuana after high school who could be considered a success
>>53023352
yeah, time for bed
>>53023397
Sounds like a networking issue
>>53023409
nerd
>>53023368
G'night, anon. Take care.
quit smoking pot a 9 years old.
You need to grow up some time
>>53023397
Your people sound lame
>>53023331
i'll alternate
>>53023397
Successful people take stimulants desu
>>53023283
At least his assimilating..
>>53023426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
>>53023438
>9 years old
Nice edge, Sean.
>>53022763
Just don't show up it's easier.
>>53023310
lower internal temperatures desu
>>53023426
this image spurred my memory desu
>>53022815
Living the dream
>>53023329
I THINK it's Yuka Hanaki from Natsu-iro Kiseki
I love my gym, it's basically immune to new year resolution burdens.
>>53023463
>Sean
Aaron??
>>53023477
Weeb
>>53023476
The dream would have been if my wife didn't have a hemorrhoid at the time.
>>53023447
Amphetamines fuck up my guts, and coke is a waste of money
Clean living for me, except whiskey and beer. But hey, who needs a liver
>>53023458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ht-mwj2j30
>>53023491
too bad it's immune to fags or you'd never get in lmao jk but really tho
Good night lads
>>53023448
This. Assimilated Africans are often god tier
>>53023511
I think you need it to not die
>>53023501
http://youtu.be/ULujCvXQ8Xc
>>53023534
night man
>>53023536
Probably gonna check myself out before 50 honestly, we all gotta go sometime
>>53023491
How so?
Mine is infested by new year resolutioners
>>53023503
I actually had to dig that one up. Can't remember everything desu
>>53023534
night
>>53023291
Sounds neat, thanks m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-_30HA7rec
m u s i c
>>53023558
>14 minutes
not gonna watch lad, sorry
but I'll take your word on it
>>53023491
myon
>>53023475
There is nothing to remember.
Shh~
Soooo. Does anyone else here like to scratch and sniff and then like the smell...?
LADS what do you think is going to happen in Oregon? Waco 2016 or will they just leave?
>>53023295
I dislike anime and anime grills but she is genuinely qt
>>53023587
>>53023558
jk lad i;m watching rn
>someone says goodnight
>He doesn't go to bed
>>53023515
hey
i had this album on my old ipod video
>>53023575
Where you from? Look up "Centro de Alto Rendimiento Niños Heroes". It's run by the state and almost no one knows there's a public gym in there, I've been there for a year now and I have seen at most 2 new people. It's a big place and it's cheap.
>>53023623
you are getting played badly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE
daily reminder to free boby shmurder
BIT drunk
>>53023615
They'll just leave, they're in the wrong imo
and I supported them first time round
>>53023650
>plastic surgery at a cheap price
stupid woman
>>53023623
it's hard desu
>>53023587
>not gonna watch lad, sorry
Tl;dr the 4 year old son of hippies casually mentions he smokes pot in an interview
>>53023615
whats happening in oregon?
NUKE THE US
U
K
E
T
H
E
U
S
>>53023575
maybe all the US resolutionfags are moving on to memefit
>>53023624
super nerd
>>53023640
Guadalajara
I mostly use the pool
I hate it when these people try to "lose weight" by swimming only 30-40 laps. They waste too much time and hoard the lanes.
>>53023689
actually watching it right now
really qt/sad vid
ARIZONAAAA
>>53023716
a-are you ottermode?
>>53023669
RACISM LITERALLY CONFIRMED IN OREGON
>>53023692
Militia seized a federal wildlife sanctuary building. Several hundred people are holding the building. Eastern Oregon.
>>53023730
oh fug :D
>>53023700
nevermind I can't read flags
>>53023599
>>53023716
h-how many laps are you supposed to swim
>>53023748
why did they attack it
>>53023669
They're going about it the wrong way, That's for sure.
this is kind of dindu-y behavior
>>53023397
What is successful?
Is successful having lots of money and social status?
What if they don't want that, what if they prefer to have a simple life with some leisure time and a small group of friends?
criminal justice is a meme degree but I wish I was a detective in a murder mystery novel
>>53023763
you're supposed to control your diet which is too much for fat shits
>>53023650
I'd
>>53023768
cause fuck animals
>>53023772
I mean I understand where they're coming from, but this is the sort of thing that needs to go through the courts
>>53023748
>neonazi subhumans
no thanks
>>53023732
Kind of.
>>53023375
French Canada best Canada.
bill cosby is my hero
>>53023783
i dont uderstand why dont they like it
>>53023803
what do they really hope to accomplish in holding a wildlife reserve office hostage?
I haven't been following this at all, but these guys sound like absolute retards desu
>>53023787
I agree. I think the whole issue, is definitely an issue, but it will be handled. I don't think this country is too far gone to the point where you need to do this to get a point across.
>>53023777
Being a detective seems cool to me
>>53023763
4 sets of 20 laps, usually
Guys I just got back from the greatest date & time I've spent with a girl in my entire life.
I have never enjoyed myself that much with a girl.
We went out and got some Thai food, and then just walked around a park and held hands for a while and just talked. Then we went to her place and she annihilated me in Smash Bros. Then we watched X-Files & Digimon and cuddled.
Words cannot describe how great this was
>>53023491
>tfw gym is 30$ a month here
>>53023842
attention
>>53023834
control your thirst
>>53023775
>Is successful having lots of money and social status?
That's one version, yeah. Really, anything where you make the world a better place through your work and efforts could be seen as success.
Having a simple life is fine, but all the ones I know live back in the old hometown still, either in a shitty apartment working a near minimum wage job and spending cash they can't really afford on weed or moved on to harder drugs and became addicts. Losers, the lot of them.
>>53023842
>anti gov militias
>retards
YADONTSAY
>>53023803
teasing is rude
>>53023842
>>53023818
>2016
>not putting animal sub-humans in their place
>>53023884
uwaaa congrats bud
>>53023884
sounds like fun
>letting a girl beat you in video games
step up, senpai
>>53023842
It's not the wildlife building as a standalone they're after, it's the fact that it's US Government, it's an act of civil disobedience. They are a far right group protesting the government mistreating it's citizens and probably also protesting spending government money on doing such things
>>53023889
can't
>>53023884
I know that feel anon. I married her.
>>53023884
That sounds like the comfiest night ever.
>>53023884
C-congrats, mate.
>>53023884
sounds amazing, bud
>>53023884
noice
Congrats dude.
>>53023892
Bundy was in the right when he was back on his land
I'd probably be considered a right wing terrorist by the government desu
>>53023881
oh gosh, I don't think I have the endurance for that anymore, plus I've always sucked at swimming other than casually
lmao
we deserve a terrorist attack
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/toronto-18-convict-granted-day-parole/article27987280/
>>53023897
Oh yes, very.
>>53023881
ALL PRAISE TO 4x20, THE FATHER OF OUR NATTY GAINS, WHO HAS BLESSED US WITH EVERY MUSCULAR BLESSING IN THE HEAVENLY REALMS BECAUSE WE ARE UNITED WITH ZYZZ
cum lol
>>53023934
K, bud
>>53023985
once oz becomes the 51st state we can be ACUM
>>53023965
post pics of [spoiler]thighs[/spoiler]
>>53023962
>he fears terrorism more than he fears the government and law enforcement
this is pretty comfy
>>53023916
Wouldn't it make more sense to occupy a symbol of that mistreatment? They come off as a bunch of uneducated hicks this way.
>>53023884
Sounds super sweet.
>>53023985
best poster desu
There's a guy that recently started going to my gym. The dude walks in like he owns the place, puts 60 lbs on each side of the bar, lies on the bench and proceeds to do 4 sets of like 5 reps.
>>53024033
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>53024038
forgot pic
>eurocucks don't know bout the chub n tuck.
Europoors btfo.
>>53023913
m8 she absolutely destroys me with Marth, my Fox is mediocre at best, but she just destroys me
>>53023932
>>53023929
>>53023902
thanks friends
>>53023920
awww, that's adorable
>>53023924
it really was
>>53024040
everything about it was really sweet
she also seemed to open up a bit around me, which is awesome
>>53023989
Seriously, Napolitano and the DHS issued a statement about how conservative white males, people who are enthusiastic about gun rights, and veterans are t=most likely to be "right wing extremists"
bored
>>53024095
2016 will truly be the year of the gf
>>53024106
Pls post bunda
>>53024095
>literally replying to everyone but me
I NOW CURSE YOU WITH NO GF EVER
>>53024117
we just need to believe
>>53024095
I feel genuinely good for you.
>>53024068
I know, right?
Made by Inio Asano, author of Oyasumi Pun Pun
>>53024074
it's only funny when h3h3 does it, when gross unconfident larbuckets do it it just comes off as tryhard.
Here's a good feel for you all
I completely shaved my pubes around my crotch. My ass, dick, balls, gooch, and anus. It makes masturbating 10x more pleasurable.
How was your Holiday?
Hope it was spectacular!
>>53024180
when it grows back into a stubble it's awful, though.
And also, never shave your anus. It's not a smart idea
>>53024168
>australia
>knowing anything about fashion
Keep sipping your Foster's and beating your women.
>>53023884
sounds like a super nice time anon, hope it continues to next time!
>>53023965
extremely
lost watching keyboard cat videos on youtybe
>>53024209
Why not? Besides it reduces the risk of stray fecal matter getting left behind. It's all around more hygienec.
>>53024033
Why are Canadians such self loathing cucks?
>telling a canadian friend about how I had my shit stolen(nice tv set, old xbox 360 console, basically everything in my living room not nailed down) while I was at work once
>"well maaan I would just let them take it if they needed it that bad maaaan"
I mean ok, I added in the "man"s, but still, why so cuck?
>>53024180
>shaving your ass and anus
lmao what a queer
>>53024117
I want to hope, but I don't want to get too attached so quickly. It was only the first date after all.
>>53024143
sorry i missed it ;_;
>>53024149
Thanks senpai
>>53024180
>I completely shaved my pubes around my crotch. My ass, dick, balls, gooch, and anus
hot
>>53024207
It was magnificent. I'm back to being all by myself now though.
>>53024216
you wouldn't believe how much public dialogue there is about domestic violence against women in aus atm, it's one of our biggest political issues desu
I want to fap but my hands are too cold. Will suffering never end for me?
>>53024225
Keeps your asshole from getting too sweaty and pulling shit residue from inside the asshole , keeps your farts working correctly
>>53024180
Now you wait and see if you shaved properly. Just wait until you take a shit, if you fucked up judgement cometh. Bring a towel to bite down on just in case.
>>53024220
anon pls
>>53024283
put them under some hot water negro amigo
>>53024276
Rest in pepperone
>>53024283
just pretend its cirno :^)
