City of Bunda edition
1 for tall gfs
2nd for the white man
Why is this thread allowed to be made and the others weren't?
What rules did the other ones break?
>>53008440
Tall girls are pretty great desu.
Being a fat ugly Canadian dyke so your wife has to fuck other people
>>53008479
Because I created mine after 310
>>53008479
This one will probably get deleted too
>>53008479
the tripfag twins kept making new ones, the jannies deleted the older threads each time
>>53008488
Welp party is over
>>53008499
lol how sad
>>53008513
T H I S
H
I
S
Short girls >>>>>> tall girls
Legs and ass in better proportion to body, tighter pussy, cuter clothed. They're just better
Good night guys.
nth for don't bully!
>>53008529
>the tripfag twins
Who?
>>53008440
i'll keep my eye out for you senpai
>>53008546
>5'1"
yessir
>>53008576
Gute Nacht.
>>53008576
good night
>>53008546
until you've climbed a female volleyball player like a tree, i'd wait to hold an opinion
>>53008608
CIA and his autistic sidekick
>>53008608
barnum and bailey
>>53008537
What? Its true and you act like only 2 people think it but that's cause you're too busy kissing ass on the internet
Currently trapped in Oklahoma without a license
>sister destroyed my Ss card so I can't get a new one
>I've missed several physical therapy appointments
>dad trying to talk me into taking over the farm
Suicide soon
>>53008672
>>53008672
>>53008672
>>53008649
>mfw 6'2"
>mfw I'll never climb a grill like a tree
>>53008707
FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F
>>53008649
I've been with a Swedish girl who was taller than me
Still prefer short girls
Whats the purpose of these threads? Everyone hates mexicans and (to a lesser extend) canadians across the US...
>>53008692
Go impregnate oklahomo
>>53008730
you can if you believe in yourself!
>>53008730
>mfw 6'2"
fucking manlet
>>53008692
>dad trying to talk me into taking over the farm
sounds comfy desu
>>53008730
>5'10
>gf will be like a ladder
>>53008757
Kill yourself
>>53008757
Containment thread
>>53008735
I still want to know where this tall girls have loose pussies meme came from
SHAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN
>>53008707
Why was this deleted
>>53008692
Because I'm the oldest and my dad had no sons, he kept trying to get me to take it.
I know that feel ;_;
>>53008811
see >>53008587
>>53008779
I have a friend who's 5'11", she'd probably let me try. I'll have to give it a go
>>53008811
literally perfect male height tbqh
>>53008827
that's kinda pushing it I think, not many girls are gonna be taller than that
moving in soon w gf of ~7 months+her two roommates (both of whom are cool and think i'm cool)
give advice pls
How the fuck is it already 5
Guess that's what happens when you wake up at 2
>>53008840
I would if I was mexican AND canadian
>>53008977
>moving in soon w gf of ~7 months+her two roommates (both of whom are cool and think i'm cool)
Sounds like a pretty bad idea desu
>>53008987
did you stay up late?
>>53008962
you could also find someone from the Dinaric Alps which has the highest average human height in the world
>>53008977
don't sleep with her roommates
>>53009034
Only until about 3:30 which is what I've been doing the all break
>>53008977
Foursomes
Foursomes
and more Foursomes.
>>53008883
Its not a meme
Height is correlated with penis size and its natural that women in a certain regiond/shared physical traits would be fitted to size so to speak.
Of course its a generalisation and not always true, but it does have plenty of truth to it.
Asian girls have tighter pussy because Asian guys have smaller penis for example
>>53008977
are the roommates female
>>53009055
>you could also find someone from the Dinaric Alps which has the highest average human height in the world
>tfw shortest man on my mom's side of the family is 6'2
>dad's shitalian manlet genes cause me to be 5'11
I almost made it buds
>>53009089
that sounds like a bunch of psuedo-science tbqhwy anon
>>53009089
>Height is correlated with penis size
The manlet meme suddenly makes sense.
I never did buy that "I wanna wear high heels" thing
>>53009089
>Asian girls have tighter pussy because Asian guys have smaller penis for example
>taking /int/ memes seriously
>>53008757
>everyone hates Mexicans
nah legal ones and real Mexicans in Mexico are cool
>>53009089
>height is correlated with penis size
This meme too.
Do you have any source for any of this or are you just parroting shit you saw on 4chan? Lol
>>53008397
Should do tinychats again
nth for support your national communist party and participate in their local chapters
>>53009089
>Height is correlated with penis size
I'm 5'11 and have an 8 inch dick
The dick is above average but the height is about average. How does that work? Shouldn't I have a 6 incher?
>>53009131
In what way is having a vagina that's fitted to the average penis pseudo science?
>>53009164
Look up literally any penis size stat ever
>>53009191
Just Google it
>>53009192
i'd be up for that
whats the room?
>>53009230
>>53009234
>and have an 8 inch dick
Don't worry, I believe you man
>>53009246
>penis stats
>>53009234
Are you guys legitimately this stupid? Its not an absolute rule, its averages and correlation. It means as you get taller you are more likely to have a larger penis in proportion to your body. It doesn't mean there is no variation
>>53009294
What's the point of lying on the internet, I'm just saying the Island Man's theory is wrong.
HuK has top 3 control, so you all know.
Friendly reminder
>>53009318
>Confirmed for never having seen Lebron's dick
>>53009234
>I'm 5'11 and have an 8 inch dick
rooster.jpg
>>53009246
>asian women have smaller vaginas because asian men have smaller dicks
Unless you can provide a source that showed Asians evolved this way it is quite literally pseudo-science. Your conclusion is almost Lamarckian
>still no date for the commie book burning
Starting to think it might never happen
>>53009396
>SuK
>top anything
whats it like in 2011
>>53009428
Who has seen Lebron's dick?
>>53009456
I missed you posting these lad
Top ebun
>>53009246
Ok
"A statistically significant correlation between penis size and the size of other body parts has not been found in research."
https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Human_penis_size&mobileaction=toggle_view_desktop
>>53009465
Why don't you appreciate my sense of humour, WA?
TOP
THREE
CONTROL
>>53009440
Is this some "dick or gtfo" I am reading?
>>53009396
Even your taste in SC players is shit.
You really should stop posting.
>>53009440
You can look it up yourself. I really couldn't care less if you believe it or not
>>53009513
Good post
>>53009513
HuK is just someone who I find entertaining as a person. He's not a top player by any measure.
>>53009495
B-but I heard on the internet from an unnamed source that's not true...
>>53009423
why are you are still reposting this ? you going to post about how a boxer invented the monkey wrench next ?
>>53009510
m-maybe
i would put a reaction image here but all my memes are on my other computer
>>53009561
of course not he lost to destiny rofl
>>53009510
sry its just banter
>>53009519
You should if you're going to spout off nonsense.
If you make stupid ass claims people are going to ask you where you got this shit. Acting all dismissive because you got called out for falling for memes is childish.
>>53009175
Said no one ever
>>53009612
Go to your room and think about what you've done.
>>53009634
>sry its just banter
Generally saying "Top Three Control" is an insult to HuK anyway, so, yeah. Bants.
>>53009636
At most I would dismiss height/penis correlation then. That doesn't discount countless studies in regional/ethnic differences
>>53009676
im not watching so i wasnt sure if he actually did something good or not
>>53009676
Cringed
>>53009676
i'm already in my room. HA
>>53009746
Well, in this case he actually did something good, but it's still fun to be like "Look at you mister top three control".
>>53009760
That's it, I'm getting a belt.
>>53009794
>>53009760
>erping on an anime imageboard
>>53009487
Everyone who watched game 1 of the nba finals
>>53009837
Pathetic right? Lol fucking losers
>>53009873
He flashed his dick at the camera?
>>53009513
I've been following SC football since I was 12 and I've never heard of HuK.
Reggie Bush is the GOAT SC player followed by Carson Palmer.
>>53009873
wish I hadn't though
Unemployment rate by state since the 1970s
>>53009794
>I'm getting a belt
>>53009837
i actually am in my room though
>>53009926
wrong sc friend
>>53009900
Accidentally, but yes. It's a big meme on /sp/
>>53009953
Arr rook same
>>53009967
How do you accidentally flash your dick at the camera
>>53009634
I haven't paid attention to SC desu
Everything is so sterile and boring now
>>53009926
Starcraft. HuK is just some irrelevant shitter.
>>53009960
What SC are you talking about, University of South Carolina?
>>53009960
Based PartinG.
>HuK 2-0 now
TOP
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CHEEKIEBUILD
>>53009996
""""""""""""accidentally"""""""""""""""""
>get "pure virgin" gf
>she doesn't even want to kiss
you fucking idiots, why would you ever want this?
Nestea is the best SC player 2nd only to Flash
>>53010000
Starcraft is still a thing? And adults play it and follow people who play a video game?
Shit, that's just sad
>>53010049
dude, you're not supposed to fall for memes
>>53010073
I still don't understand the appeal of watching streamers playing a game.
>>53010034
I assumed he was flaccid if people are making fun of him. No point in flashing a flaccid dick anywhere
>>53010049
She's getting it from Chad on the side
>>53010051
Are you talking about the Barcelona Midfielder and D Wade?
>>53010088
>>53010109
i didn't pick her for that reason, I actually didn't find out until we started dating
>>53010049
>kissing a pure virgin
You can't sacrifice an impure girl. Are you trying to piss off the Gods?
>>53010051
This statement is correct.
>>53010108
There is no appeal, watching people play video games is more boring than watching clouds pass by
>>53010131
not even wanting to kiss is a bit much
>>53010126
Try Matt Barkley and Marqise Lee
>>53010175
>watching people play video games is more boring than watching clouds pass by
Fucking this. I really don't understand the whole twitch meme
>tfw I don't think I'm going to see Stephano v Scarlett.
Muh zerg.
HuK is just crushing the frenchies right now, and neither Scarlett nor Desrow have yet played for team Canada.
http://strawpoll.me/6433895
>>53010131
You didn't kiss her before you asked her to date?
>>53010000
i'll not pay too much attention for a few months at a time but never stay away too long
>>53010031
protoss lmao
>>53010073
>And adults play it and follow people who play a video game?
yes
>>53010175
It's fucking bizarre, and some people defend that shit to death. I remember when Jimmy Fallon made fun of it, and his youtube blew up with pissed off manchildren and death threats.
Just have to laugh when someone calls themself a gamer now.
>>53010187
she doesn't want to make out, she said "pecks are fine"
I grabbed her ass the first date while we were making out and she was fine then so idfk
>>53010310
>made out on the first date
>doesn't want to make out now
i think you're being cucked
>>53010292
tfw can't afford LOTV yet. Hopefully I find a job this month though. I have a list of shit I want -_-
LOTV, Keratin treatment, new clothes, furniture.
>>53010355
this is a non sequitur
>>53010310
>>53010355
>>53010390
Actually it's not.
She could have lost interest and is just stringing him along for the time being until she gets the nerve to drop him.
>>53010368
ive only played a bit of archon with friends, hit masters in the beta but the meta just wasnt very interesting for me
campaign was really good though
>>53010049
I prefer a non virgin honestly. I just don't want a slut.
I was lucky that the girlfriends I had were either first time just like me or weren't that experienced either.
Got $200 on Amazon, what should I get
>>53010421
you also forgot the part where he said she was a "pure virgin". She's probably just nervous
https://twitter.com/LorangerChris/status/683431095015239680
BAHAHAHAHA
>even after youre going steady with a girl, you have to compete with backup guys
WHEN
DO
THE
NORMIE
GAMES
END
>>53010292
Something about GSL feels dry without the casting Archon and all the now retired players
>>53010430
An anime figure obviously.
>>53010478
I did not forget it at all. Infact it makes sense. Less experienced people are typically less forthcoming about losing interest and shit.
>Not being a degenerate who's open and clear about what they want and why.
>>53010430
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0761914625/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_J.fIwb1N495G9
Dark Souls II still sucks, but Im definitely getting better at it
>>53010481
>backup guys
Is this a new meme or women in USA are just this slutty.
>>53010278
I thought the tranny moved to dota
>Young thug pronounces "beavis" and "bieber" the same way
how do you take this guy seriously?
>>53010563
I dunno what her plans are. She was moving to Dota for a while but maybe she's coming back for LOTV. Really don't know.
I stopped following sc2 for a bit honestly.
>>53010481
>tfw niggas lose sleep when they girl around you
>>53010594
i thought he was in jail for trying to kill Lil Wayne
>>53010562
It's not a matter of being slutty
The euphemism for "I'm going to date the backup guy now" is "I think we should see other people"
>>53010535
t. disgusting degenerate who shouldn't give any sort of advice on relationships
me on the left
>>53010653
ironic, coming from you
>>53008757
Mexicans are bros its the South Americans that are eternally butthurt over America is who sucks and is hated.
>>53010562
It's just a person you have a maybe-interest in and might date if things don't work out with the person you're with.
It's the natural result of having more options.
>>53010653
I could probably give very good relationship advice honestly. #healthymarriage
>>53010666
How am I degenerate?
>>53010688
t. guillermo gutierrez
>>53010692
Don't reply to me you bully
>#healthymarriage
>watching your wife fuck refugees
>>53010692
>>53010634
But you don't have to complete with them.
Either you didn't expect her to be what you wanted her to be or viceversa.
Present Day
Present Time
Hahahahaha
>>53010688
>Mexicans are bros its the South Americans that are eternally butthurt over America is who sucks and is hated.
Yeah because I'm so butthurt over America.
Get real beaner, we don't hate USA.
>>53010481
Once you realize your the best guy she's gonna have and it doesn't matter that she has other guys she talks to
You can always have backup girls. I've been in a relationship for 4 years but I have two girl friends I could easily turn into girlfriends and am always talking to girls at the mall and at bars
>>53010845
>I could easily turn into girlfriends and am always talking to girls at the mall and at bars
Disgusting
>>53010485
yeah with so many big names gone it definitely lost a lot of hype, and the extra casters for the gsl are both boring imo
at least tastosis still cast together sometimes, and a few old players still remain
>there will never be a flash v jd gsl final
>>53010666
Stop leading us astray Satan.
I renounce thee.
>>53010845
Basically, yeah.
Never be jealous or worried about the other friends someone has, really. If you have something really good, they are no threat to you. If you don't, then you should move on anyway.
>>53010785
you do.
If you like her the most of the people you know, but she likes another guy about the same but she was dating you first, he's a threat and you have to maintain her interest to compete.
https://strawpoll.me/6434048
https://strawpoll.me/6434048
https://strawpoll.me/6434048
https://strawpoll.me/6434048
>>53010863
Not really disgusting, fairly normal. My female friends aren't as attractive or as fun to be around and talk to as my current gf, the guys my gf has always talked to are uglier, duller and worse than I am. We stay together because we're the best each other can get.
>>53010915
There will always be somebody better, so I guess you're just hopeless and shouldn't ever try.
>>53010959
>letting your gf talk to other men
what emotion is she trying to convey with her face?
>>53010662
Lucky
>>53010938
I just graduated from college and haven't found a job yet, at the same time I have plenty of friends of both genders, a gf, many normie hobbies and all the other trappings of normality
>>53010989
>being an emotionally abusive controlfreak
>>53010998
Extreme lust
>>53010998
scorn lite
>>53010915
You are way too negative for your own good.
I wonder if you will make your relationship last with that neurosis of yours.
Women come and go, you will always find someone better.
>>53011021
>being a cuckold
>>53011021
Is that any way to talk to a Muslim? I am pretty offended desu
Apologize now
>>53011030
If you think that expression is lust I can only imagine what a shitshow your life has been
>>53011065
>being CIA/creepshit
>>53011090
>>53010989
>Worrying that she'll have sex with them.
I have a giant dick and incredible endurance, sexually I have nothing to worry about.
i just got an idea!
>>53011131
I don't know if you're trying to make me laugh, but you are definitely succeeding
>>53010845
Why do you need a back up, much less two?
That sounds more fucked up than reassuring.
>>53011131
>Giant dick
How many inches? As far as my experience goes, if you are over 6 inches then you are safe.
That's my experience though, and I'm 6.5 inches.
>>53010875
I blame bandwaggoners and monopolies like Evil Geniuses desu
Oh well.
>not having backup girls
>>53011186
It's not an active effort to maintain "backups". It's just that sometimes you have friends they you know a relationship would be possible with if you wanted it.
Just normie stuff, nothing you need to worry about.
>>53011186
It's not like I'm gonna do anything with them, they're just friends who I can sense like me and are attracted to me. There's nothing wrong with having female friends and there's nothing wrong with dating a friend after a long relationship ends.
>>53011186
When you're attractive, you just naturally find women who are attracted to you during your daily life.
>>53011267
A little over 8... so I'm very safe
>>53011309
Time to break out the fedoras
.... Desrow what the fuck.
Tried to cannon rush, reveals the fucking probe, then lets the probe fucking die.
>>53011359
You probably don't even enjoy sex with that size, half of your dick is outside of her pussy.
I think that having one too big is not as good as one moderately big.
>>53011336
This is true too. But I wouldn't call them backups, but regular friends.
>>53011404
>I let other people fuck my wife
>>53011309
>It's not an active effort to maintain "backups". It's just that sometimes you have friends they you know a relationship would be possible with if you wanted it.
Yeah, active or passive has no bearing on the actual effect, which is a lineup of extras when things go south.
It's behavior everyone does, but the information would certainly not be something to be shared. If someones girl/boyfriend found out one of their partner's friends was basically a backup in their mind, that's obviously going to cause friction.
>>53011404
>shitrow
>>53011309
That normie comment was rude and condescending.
If you're in a monogamous relationship there will be friends that are attracted to you but they will be background noise not a back up.
>>53011316
There isn't, you should be able to be friends with anybody while in a relationship but acknowledging friends as back up gfs is pretty crude not only for your current gf but for them as well. They're plan b increase plan a fails.
>be single
>no wimminz
>get gf
>all da bitches lumme
>>53011454
>That normie comment was rude and condescending.
She thinks she's better than everyone because she's almost 30 and is in an open marriage which makes her "enlightened."
Don't even bother replying desu
>>53011444
>If someones girl/boyfriend found out one of their partner's friends was basically a backup in their mind, that's obviously going to cause friction.
Yeah, I can believe that.
>tfw just talking with your spouse about who else you are attracted to, to see if any of them are in common
Normies will never understand this harmony.
>>53011452
The shittiest. He's fucking garbage. At least finally I get to see some zerg play.
Scarlett, redeem my country, please.
>>53011454
>If you're in a monogamous relationship there will be friends that are attracted to you but they will be background noise not a back up.
It's not a matter of thinking of them as a backup or anything. Typically they're just friends, but anyone who's really honest with themselves will know who they are more attracted to compared to others.
It's pretty normal that people have feelings for more than one person.
>>53011418
>This is true too. But I wouldn't call them backups, but regular friends.
Well no, I don't call them backups either. I think if you're actively looking for backups, your actual relationship is probably not a good thing for you.
but you still know in the back of your head that those other girls would most probably be interested.
one week until that fucking CHECK comes in
why did the Traitor stormtrooper skyrocket to meme status so quickly?
I thought he was an interesting character, but why is everyone fascinated with him?
>>53011568
Oh lord I can't take this smugness
You're also a literal cuck so take this comment as you will lads. It's okay and normal because the cuck says it is
>>53011590
>I think if you're actively looking for backups, your actual relationship is probably not a good thing for you.
this desu. i think it's a bit weird to call your straight friends of the opposite gender "backups"
>>53011336
I'm okay looking and have been in two long term relationships while having male friends. Not once have I ever thought "hey if bf dumps me at least friend b would fuck me!"
That just seems cruel to me if that's your thought process.
>>53011568
He said back up. Of course human attraction exists when you're in a relationship and it's a fairytale to think otherwise but you're really not going to acknowledge that it sounds shitty?
>>53011568
>tfw telling the girl I'm seeing which of her friends I want to sleep with and she slaps the fuck out of me
Such harmony has entered my life and the left side of my face.
>>53011662
It's the cultural meta
>>53011703
>That just seems cruel to me if that's your thought process.
Newsflash, most people here seem to be clinically retarded sociopaths.
>>53011704
>tfw saving thumbnails
>>53011703
>but you're really not going to acknowledge that it sounds shitty?
Definitely. It reflects negatively on how you perceive your relationship. I have no backups because I have no intention of my marriage failing ever. There's no need to think of "backups" when there will be no failure :3
I'm just saying most people don't think of said people as "backups" unless they are VERY EARLY into a relationship, like the first few dates, to see how it goes, and date someone else if it turns out shit.
>>53011704
Did you remember to ask who she'd like to fuck too? Maybe that's why she's mad :3
holy fuck is this thread bad
im actually going to leave for a bit. First time I can recall it being this terrible.
>>53011778
hola abbo
>you're the only one who autistic enough to give a shit about image quality
>>53011781
Also are you going to acknowledge that the normie comment was snide?
It implied that my disagreement with you meant that I had no experience in relationships.
>>53011781
>>53011454
>you should be able to be friends with anybody while in a relationship but acknowledging friends as back up gfs is pretty crude
I'm not saying I would... I am not saying I'm 100% certain they would date me, every person, I've talked to my gf about it, every normal person does this
cum lol
>"backup girls"
christ
>>53011781
She won't admit she'd hook up with a friend of mine named Ben but she's mad embarrassed
Because I caught her staring at his ass on New Years and made fun of her
>>53011857
Oh, absolutely it was. I'm a pretty horrendous shitposter, after all.
https://youtu.be/2Iex5BEXR2w
>>53011702
it is a rather poor phrase to use.
>>53011703
It's not about going out and finding somebody to sleep with. If you're attractive (especially as a girl), that's not hard to find anyways.
You can just tell that some people are attracted to you, and so if you ever end your current relationship, it might be interesting to get to know the other girl.
>>53010938
>>53010938
>claim to be only 25% NEET
>yet the thread name heavily implies it is extremely NEETsexual
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>53011775
For once I agree with you. This is some middle school tier edginess.
holy fuck is /int/ an anti-NEET board?!
>>53011929
You just seem to be immature and emotionally stunted. Claiming you're a shitposter is merely a poor cop out.
>>53012094
god I hope so
>>53012049
It must suck to be ugly and undateable, huh?
>>53012094
/int/ is one of the normier boards
>>53009423
is this real or fake
>>53012119
Nah, I'm just not always in the prowl for the next best thing because I get into relationships with people I care about.
>>53012160
Fake. I'm surprised you even ask.
>>53012181
This is 4chan, you're surprised at an anon being confused by sex?
>>53012094
yeah, most of 4chan is, you've just been spending too much time in a certain frogloving hugbox
>>53011929
Yes please leave
>>53012223
??
i'm mostly on /vg/ on which we typically have shitpost wars between NEETs and /int/-tier shitposting memers
>>53012178
Well, at least your hand will never leave you.
Who /prairiealberta/ masterrace here?
who else drinking tonight?
>>53012100
Fantastic post
>>53012094
/int/, /sp/, /his/ and /lit/ are the normie boards
/pol/, /b/, /r9k/ and /v/ are unsalvageable NEETs who will die without talking to a girl
>>53012379
my roomie threw out my booze
>>53012418
Sounds about right.
>>53012369
that shit's overrated, but we have the same plains that Alberta has, being directly below them so I guess so.
>>53012424
kill him
>>53012379
Got a HeBrew Rye Double IPA, Red Rocket Ale and this Stone/Sierra Nevada collaboration beer
Then maybe a few shots of vodka followed by skyrim until my gf or brother inevitably call me after my parents go to sleep
>>53012223
Both ends of the spectrum are equally shit and uncomfy.
>>53012456
I cant
he has frat connections
>>53012360
Only took 5 minutes to think of that one
>>53012465
Nice I'm drinking blue tallboys cause poor
>>53012379
Gonna hang out with the lads desu today.
Probably gonna drink lots.
>>53012474
Gotta find a happy medium like me
>>53012418
what about /a/?