>Hi Anon! I'm so glad we finally meet! I know a nice pub near from here..
What do?
Well she looks and is retarded so I'd probably leave
>>52987373
Nice chair, ROFLMAO
Well if she can't feel anything down there you won't have to worry about disappointing her. Perfect gf.
>>52987373
Race you there!
>>52987373
>KEEP ROLLIN start palyin
oh boy
I wheel her to the pub and buy us both a drink
>>52987373
those a nice shoes, but why not just be barefooted if you can't walk?
>>52987373
Shitpost answer:
Shoot her with my P38 to erase her, and her parents, inferior genetics from the gene pool of our new national socialist islamic state.
Serious answer:
Go out and have a nice evening with her, even if I already know it wont work out.
Lifes hard enough already for that girl. If I can make someone like her happy and feel normal for a day I will do that.
Also tell her she should reveal her condition before the date to be fair to the other side.
>>52987373
I don't drink with cripple it's embarassing
accept and offer to push
Can wheelchair people derive any sexual pleasure?
jaki pub kurwa
dawaj walimy wódzie tu i teraz
>>52987816
It depends what her condition is, I knew a girl in a wheelchair who could walk but just had very little energy so it was hard for her to get around so she still had feeling
>>52987373
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS
AXAXAXAXAXAXA
>>52987651
> it wont work out
Why do you say that? I dated a girl like that for quite a time and the relationship went on wheels
>>52987373
I'd take for a drink but i wouldnt get in a relationship withh her. Cant be bothered to look after a cripple.
>>52987816
Yeah they ride like crazy I've heard
>>52987816
I don't even have a wheelchair and my position on that is questionable :^)
I don't think I could date a crippled girl. My mother had multiple sclerosis from when I was 10 until her death when I was 17. This shit degenerated to the point where she couldn't even eat by herself. I had to help take care of her all the time, and it ruined my childhood and teenage years.
This girl doesn't look sick, so it might just be that she was in a car accident and her legs don't work anymore. Hell, maybe she is very independent and can somewhat look after herself but even that I wouldn't be able to deal with.
A leg-mental girl would be perfect for me 2bh
>>52987651
this
it might even work out
but desu i m weirded out by the thought of having sex w someone who has literally no feeling below her waist. and what about incontinence?
I guess it all depends on the level of disability. if if its her legs below her knees, fine, but if she is fully disabled below hips, vajajay and ass included, i would feel weird, tbqh
I'll protect you from all danger, m'lady
Sorry.
I can't drink alcohol.
>>52988510
Why not
>>52988401
>it ruined my childhood and teenage years
you ungrateful piece of shit, you would not exist if it werent for her. even in poor ass post-socialist societies we care about our parents. why the fuck are westerners such selfish brats, not even trolling?
>>52987651
lovely german response, both of them
Wonder whether disabled people can get into sports cars. They only need minivans with ramps when they want to drive them themselves, right?
>>52988573
>your mom is severely crippled and can't even function by herself
>>how can your childhood be ruined!?
>>52987373
of course
>>52987651
This anon is great
>>52988564
Haram
>>52988573
You truly don't know how saddening it is to see a mother in that state
>>52987373
id go to the pub with her, i like talking to females.
>>52988676
> I had to help take care of her all the time, and it ruined my childhood and teenage years.
>>52987373
Ask her if she has any feeling in her vagina
>>52988742
I don't see the problem there, m8. If I had to take care of my cripple mother I wouldn't be so happy, 2bh.
>>52988786
>>52988738
its selfish to complain about taking care of the person who literally made you. i cannot think of anthing more selfish.
>>52988742
its hard to deal with people that have cognition problems. i help a lot my mother with her parents and it give me the feels every time i visit, shit is hard to do every day
>>52988564
Because I'm Asian.
Of course I'll go to pub with her if I disappoint her .
>>52988401
What the fuck is wrong with you? I dropped out of uni to look after my Dad when he was dying, i'm not going to blame him for fucking dying you stupid faggot retarded little worm.
>>52987643
Came here to post this very nice shoes
>>52987373
>Hi Anon! I'm so glad we finally meet! I know a nice pub near from here..
Not to be rude, but ...how do you wipe?
>>52988846
>>52988969
Hello Reddit
Ask her if she wants me to push her or not
>>52988969
dude why so aggressive ? did the guy say he hates her mother or something ?
Can wheelchair women have babby and get praegnt
>decide to go to the pub with her
>instinctively pull out a chair for her
>awkward moment
>>52989146
By the looks of it she might have already been pushed by an arab.
Let's roll
>>52987373
She is cute, I'll go with her.
>>52987373
No problem, as long as the bar doesn't have stairs in it.
I am also cripled, I had a bike accident at 19 and my knee is like 40 per cent titanium. I spent like 2yrs inna wheelchair
I already fucked a disabled girl, but she missed a foot from birth , and could easily beat anyone on tracks and fields sports.
She was a mix between keira Knightley in domino and the guano apes frontgirl for the face, character and drug habit.
My navy bro had an affair with a girl in wheelchair, he never complained and the gal was cute, polite and smart, they broke up because of long distance relationship
>>52988401
bof, j'ai accompagné mon père dans la maladie d'alzeimer spa glop no plus... envoie chier œdipe svp.
>>52987373
I'd get her blackout drunk so I could steal her wheelchair because I've always wanted to be like Ray from Trailer Park Boys
How do paralyzed people go for a shit if they don't have any control of their lower body?
hoovers?
>>52987643
It's a date, she is dressing up to look nice.
>>52988442
not for me, I'm too weak to carry her
>>52988738
My mother died of cancer a few months ago. Really didnt think i would ever wish for the death of my own mother but she was so in pain that I just wanted it to end for the last weeks.
>>52989214
>>52989383
colostomy bag
>>52989349
Way she goes
Post wheelie girls you fucking faggots
>>52987373
>btw I don't feel anything down my waist, you can assfuck me raw whenever you want
marry her
She looks more beautiful than 95% of girls/women from my shithole people call country.So i would take her out,buy some drinks and talk to her,maybe she is a nazi,im autistic because im on 4chan and she is retarded for real.Maybe it can work
>>52987373
>oh my god, can't wait to tell the anons in /Norgetråden/ about this they'll be so jelly
>>52989817
For some reason I don't think a disabled girl is likely to be a nazi
>>52987373
no tits,no ass,no thanks
Gotta go
>>52988160
>>52987893
>oh seems i can take a girl if she has no working legs, she will never go from me
>she still can suck
>runs away from you anon.
kek
>>52988846
>>52988573
>>52988969
Did you miss the part where I did take care of her every single day ? I did everything I had to do, without ever complaining, because she was my mother, because it was my duty. And did I say anywhere that I resent her for that ? Absolutely not, if there's anything I resent, it's the sickness.
But how the fuck could it not ruin my childhood and teenage years ? What do you want me to say ? That having to wake up multiples times every night because she was in pain, helping her get dressed, helping medical staff give her showers, feed her, accompanying her to the hospital often was a great time ? That seeing her get worse every day, so much that by the end she would beg to die was fun ? That seeing my father spiral into depression and alcoholism was awesome ?
Fuck off.
>>52989984
What national pride,xenofobia and being proud of your culture and heritage has to do with being retarded?Stop watching movies like Schindler's list and stop belivcing in the6000000000000 gazzilion
>>52990235
Look up Action T4 my Romani friend.
Also, I haven't watched Schindler's list, obvious Jewish propaganda
>>52990202
i feel you bro, i know how hard is it for my mother to take care of her parents
>>52987373
>nice eyes
>good lips
>bet she smells good
>cant run when i want to sex her
shes perfect
>>52987373
i have honestly my whole life wanted to fuck a girl in a wheelchair my friends call me fucked up but i just wanna try it so dream come true i'd wheel her to the pub into the toilets push her out so she hits the floor like a wet fish and piss on her
>>52990830
>i'd wheel her to the pub into the toilets push her out so she hits the floor like a wet fish and piss on her
>>52990830
>>52988846
Are you retarded m8? It's not fucking selfish saying what happens...reality is is that when one of your parents are sick, your life goes on hold.
Maybe it doesnt mean anything in Serbia because no one has jobs anyway but it's a terrible fucking thing to go through.
>>52990202
it's alright francebro, don't listen to the spergs. you're a good person and I'm sorry for your loss
>>52990202
remember you're talking to angry 14 year olds most of the time here with no life experience
>In the supermarket
>Walk down the cereals aisle to buy some cereal
>Really cute girl in a wheelchair is only other person there
>She is struggling to reach her favourite brand of shredded wheat
>I help her reach them
>she thanks me
>I joke that I don't like shredded wheat because it tastes like burnt rubber then push her a bit and make a racing car noise
>she doesn't laugh but still liked it I think
god I wish I had a disabled gf so bad. I already have a disabled brother, and sometimes I put my mothers panties onto his wheelchair and masturbate pretending it is my disabled gf heh. they are so cute
>>52991675
Wew
>>52991675
top el oh el lad
My sister is in a wheelchair, the seats get smelly really easily. It used to be pretty embarrassing taking her out to the park and only then realising you could faintly smell poo as you pushed her.
>>52990830
>>52991675
get out
>>52988846
>this is the logic of retards that worship pig demons
No wonder your country is shit m8
>>52992497
just because she's sitted there most of the time it didnt have to smell like shit. She didnt have control of her sphincters?
>>52992542
don't get cheeky you tapas loving black haired short burnt fuck, i'll punch your gran off her donkey and feed your dad Pinchitos
>>52992946
this
>>52989944
was waiting for this
>>52990830
Im glad I'm not the only one
>>52990049
Thanks for the (you)s mi amigo
>>52987373
>Look suspiciously around for the wheelchair stalkers usually venturing /Norgetråden/
I was almost thinking yes, but I'd have to carry her up the stairs every time we want to fuggg and I just don't have time for that kind of commitment
>>52997218
Not like she's going to take over the manual labour required once you're done with the stairs either tbqh
>>52987643
because the feet can still get sores and infections
they probably have to be super wary about the integrity of the legs since they can't feel anything
>>52989944
>>52995546
>>52997259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCxDZRJKkqY
>>52997385
Hands own a quality boyband
>>52987373
My girlfriend got both her legs paralyzed and her parents died 2 years ago in a car crash (we'd been dating for 3 years already when it happened)
It's horrible, to be completely honest with you lads
Now I couldn't ditch her even if I wanted to. She's got nowhere to go and no living relative who could take care of her. And I'm literally out of ideas how to stop her from spiraling even further into depression.
>>52997505
Hug her :(
>>52997505
fuck yeah, let's go dance
There were these two (retarded) kids in my high school that were in scooters. The girl we named "Hot Wheels" (it was ironic because she was fat af) and the guy we named "Match Box". They hated each other and would constantly play chicken with each other and yell retarded insults like:
>ya thats what you get stuuuuuuupid
Hot Wheels loved to race around the track in her fucking scooter while Match Box mostly played nice. Hot Wheels would not give a fuck if you were in her way though.
Anyways, the point is, they got into a fight one day and started ramming their scooters into eachother and we cheered them on. We even made bets who would win. Eventually Hot Wheels tried doing something ballsy,tripped her scooter over and Match Box proceeded to run over her hand. She needed surgery apparently.
Suffice to say I won that bet and left with $100 in my pocket. It's a shame smart phones didn't exist back then.
>>52997505
is she at least a qt 3.1416
>>52997505
fuck so sorry anon
>>52997658
Lololol
>>52997732
I also have a nice story about a down's syndrome kid that hated peanutbutter.
>>52997658
Top kek.
>>52997885
Please do.
>>52997505
Go for a trip with her or something Rusbro come on you gotta go it
>>52987893
underrated
>>52987373
Invite her for a drink on the mentioned pub. She's a cute girl afterall and I'm go outside enough to know I'm not perfect as well.
>>52997505
don't lose hope russbro
>>52997505
Seven six two to the head piece famo
>>52990202
nice blog post fagmachine you really enlightened me with these hot life stories
>See this
>Walk away
>See her a week later walking with a guy holding hands
>You ask about her being able to walk
>"Oh I had a twisted ankle"
>>52987373
Get a drink with her. Maybe she's nice and we can be friends.
>>52998422
t. Sweet Dee
>>52988573
Ur a dick, dude
>>52998001
So there was this kid that was 21 in our high school, right? He had down's syndrome. His name was Kevin. Kevin would:
>make it his duty to wave and say hi to every single person in the school every single day
>could shoot 3 pointers perfectly but literally lacked the ability to dribble
>would make this whiny high pitched "nooooooooooo" sound whenever you did something he didn't like (e.g. if the stupid rednecks made fun of him and he figured it out)
>freak out over peanutbutter, we think his parents used it as a "punishment"
>he also worked at mcdonalds lmfao (disability employment though, so he was paid under minimum wage lol)
Well anyways, here's the story:
>one day at cafeteria
>kevin walks in waving hi to everyone as usual
>approached this one kid at the table and was about to say hi
>saw this kid whip out his PB sandwich and take a bite
>Kevin screamed
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>punched the kid square in the face
>got on top of him and started repeat railing this kid with his fists like a guerrilla
>pretty much got off scotfree for it
I'm surprised the parents of that kid didn't sue the school. A retard, who was obviously taller than most kids because he was fucking 21, wailed on a kid and pretty much made his face look like a can of Campbell's Tomato Soup.
Hm, I think I have one more story about an autistic kid named Jordan. It's pretty nasty though.
>>52990724
>bet she smells good
Bet she doesn't.
See >>52989477
>>52998594
Do continue
>>52998594
Fuck man, if a retard used his retard strenght on me i dont even know what i would do, they are like chimps ripping your shit apart
>>52998594
How is it possible that they allow retards into schools for normal children? We have a special school for retards here.
>>52997505
Sorry, anon.
>depression
Little things help. Picnics, concerts, etc.
>>52997505
>>52998762
So Jordan was autistic, and he basically got his own care giver to calm him down if he snapped out during class. Well one day his mentor was sick and just wasn't there, so he had to deal with his autism alone in a classroom setting. I remember like it was yesterday, it was Gym.
>go to gym
>see Jordan there
>very disassociative, not talking to anyone
>gym teacher approaches him
>"Okay, you can just stay in the locker if you want"
>we change out into our gym clothes and play dodgeball
>he comes out and wants to play
>teacher lets him
>strong ass rednecks that can hurl balls like bullets start pelting him
>he gets out and stumbles into the locking room depressed
>teacher obviously reprimanded the rednecks for singling him out
>we just leave him in the locker room
>we come back
>there is FUCKING SHIT EVERYWHERE
>shit all over the place, on the walls, in the showers, everywhere
>but more importantly the most amount of fecal matter was near the redneck kids lockers
>see Jordan huddled in the shower with a FUCKING LITERAL
>SHIT
>EATING
>GRIN
Nobody fucked with Jordan ever again.
Fuck, I'm running out of stories. I have this one fucked up story where my friends found shards of glass on the floor and another story where niggers fought rednecks in our school. Which one should I tell first?
>>52987373
Let me guess, BBC did this to you?! Typical white woman, I swear.
*spins 360 and moonwalks away*
Laters toots.
>>52998936
If they can go to normal schools and keep up with others then why not?
>>52997505
>depression.
if she truly has clinical depression the faster you help her getting in touch with a psychiatrist the better
>>52987373
ok but I have to talk to your parents first and promise I won´t leave you hanging from a tree in the park like all your former dates did
>>52998936
I don't know. They had their own classroom but some of them were allowed to roam the halls. Kevin was nice 99% of the time, it's just you can't predict that shit if you don't know about his fears.
>>52987567
Fred Durst pls
>>52997505
Take her to a park or something that has to be for sure very hard for her.
>>52999030
Shards
Are you sure you didn't go to a school for special kids?
>>52998936
We used to do that, but a wonderful mix of defunding by republicans and hugbox bullshit from democrats has left us with awkward attempts to make tards more "integrated" with the rest of society. I feel badly for them.
>>52997505
Are only her legs affected?
>>52989214
A+ post f a m
>>52989477
that makes her better than normal grills. They are demanding to go to the bathroom all the time everywhere
>>52999062
I don't get how these people are even able to keep up.
>>52999097
>>52999212
That must be terrifying. There is nothing more scary than retards. Even wild animals are more predictable. Retards have a lot of options to kill you and don't need logical reasons.
>>52999030
Shards, then niggers please
>>52987373
>Take shoe off
>Take sock off
>Force the sock in her mouth
>Proceed to rape
>>52999185
Okay then:
>all our windows replaced seeing as they were old, brittle and shitty
>have to shift around different rooms for biology as they were doing work
>finally get back into our classroom
>sitting in back of class with friends
>they find shards in the corner that the guys forgot to clean up
>they pick the shards of glass up
>start slashing at each other at it like it's a fucking game
>they get close to me with that shit
>"I'll fucking tell if you do that shit to me. Nuh uh, get that shit away from me."
>they make fun of me for not wanting to play glass shard adventues
>they cut each other up pretty minor, but one kid had a big slash across his arm so we took him to the bathroom
>teacher passed us
>"I hope you guys are going to get him taken cared of."
>the end
One of those same kids also filed down a hair pin and drove it 3 inches into my leg (right above the knee). I took it back and stabbed it into his hand. It didn't hurt since it was like pin needle small, but you don't fucking stab shit into me.
I also pretty much shanked the fuck out of my friend when he kept zip tie-ing my backpack to my desk 2 minutes before class ended.
>>52987373
"Baby, after I wreck dat ass you won't be able to walk."
>>52999406
I'm a massive pussy but I'd probably go full Elliot Rodgers on those idiots.
>>52987373
I dated a crippled girl before this is what ended up happening
>Start dating
>Serious relationship
>Moves into home
>Marriage
>Every single day help her to learn how to walk again by doing stretching exercises
>She begins to move her big toe
>Months later she can start moving whole foot
> Doctor say she will become more handicapped if she continues trying to learn how to work
>Tell her not to listen to doctors because they count on your being handicapped for them to make money
>Years later she can walk with a cane
>Soon she is like a normal person
>Leaves me for another since she doesn't have to settle with me anymore
Don't date handicapped girls lads.
>>52999406
Where the hell did you go to school? Eastern WA or something?
>>52999569
There's a reason most of them didn't do jack shit with their lives. Except the kid that stabbed me with that hair pin. He's going to VMI for Structural Engineering, so he has his shit together. He was just a bit wilder when he was younger.
We had a few beers and wondered why all of our friends just decided to do nothing after school.
Hei /Norgetråden/
>>52987516
This lol. also if shes nice why not
>>52999619
Western Virginia, good old Appalachia.
>>52999406
You don't tell tard stories if you go to tard school. It doesn't work like that.
>>52987651
ze truth always vants to come out :^)
>>52999583
Mate that's fucked how did you not beat the living shit out of her?
Why just take it? If I were you I'd break her legs so she's permanently crippled, just take a crow bar and just have at her legs until they resemble noodles
>>52999732
Half my friends were arguably tards (it's incest as fuck over here). But they were able to stay in school and graduate at the very least.
>>52987546
Top lel
>>52987373
point the way
>>52999784
It's a fake story, that's why. Honestly, I'd go fucking insane if that happened.
>maybe your new bf can help repair your legs :^)
>>52999784
Because that's illegal and because I got a lot of fuck out of her anyways, it's not like I still loved her like when I first met her.
>>52999406
nigger story next pls
My old boss had a wheel chair, he just had hand controls installed in his BMW. He'd open the door, line up his chair right next to the drivers seat, scoot over, then fold up his chair and put it in the drivers seat.
If we had a fire alarm go of and the elevators shut down, he'd go down the stairwells backwards in his chair. I had no idea someone in a wheel chair could do that desu.
>>53000102
>rednecks never liked niggers
>niggers never liked rednecks
>but they avoided each other
>one time they butt heads
>"Stupid niggguuuuuuur"
>"Ay wat u say fuckboi?"
>they start buffing chests
>usually they just buff chests and don't do shit because they're wimps
>one time though, the redneck actually throws a punch
>literally 2 minutes into the fight, 3 huge teachers (like 6'+ and weighing 250+ lbs) come through and separate the kids
>throw them to the fucking ground
>one of them yells:
>"NOT IN MY HOUSE!"
So I guess neither side won. Thankfully nobody ever shot each other since everyone had a gun in their pickup.
>>52999173
>>52998057
>>52998942
you are forgetting he is from Russia, it's better stay inside if you are depressed.
>>52998594
>>53000243
Why is america so fucking based
>>53000318
The culture is so conflicting. Like one of the other Americans said, Republican defunding and Democrat idealistic values create a really hostile environment of retards and smarties, niggers and rednecks, and the employment of some of the dumbest and smartest teachers you could find. Like all my dual enrollment teachers were pretty much geniuses with their PhDs and everything, and then you had some teachers that literally got a bachelors in history so they could coach Football.
>>52997505
>how to stop her from spiraling even further into depression.
1.Treat her like you did 2 years ago,make her feel normal,loved,understand and fun in bed however you can,have more new good experiences,you guys musn't feel bored in your relationship
2. A psychiatrist fast
3 People like Stephen Hawking are in wheelchairs but that doesn't stop him or others in living their life and doing what they like ,she should do the same
Health and luck to you and your family
>>52987651
>Germany before and after WW2
>>53000490
Let her do things for you too. Benjamin Franklin used to get people to do things for him because it'd create a psychological effect where the person doing the favor would rationalize it as, "I'm doing the favor because I like him." In this case, allowing your GF to do favors for you makes her feel empowered and loved.
>>52987516
my thoughts exactly
>>52997651
I think I recognize that place
>>53000482
better than that faggy euro culture USA USA SUA
>>53000243
>>53000482
>tfw there's nothing here
>>52997505
she has functioning arms and hands. Make her learn to play guitar my nigga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVxNV28zh9I
>>52999583
>be cripple
>random creep moves into my home
>can't do shit because crippled
>sets up mock wedding, his cat is the "celebrant"
>apparently we're married now
>focus on rehab because my life literally depends on it
>use every ounce of willpower to regain sensation in my legs
>start moving toe
>months later i can move my whole foot
>eventually im able to walk with a cane
>escape clutches of sad psychopath
>develop strange aversion to vaseline
>hunt down Bill
>>53000693
It certainly is entertaining to watch degenerates and retards fight and scramble.
>>52987373
Let's be honest. Even she won't date me.
>>52987567
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmVagnlM-Ys
>>53000243
school stories?
>about 15 years old
>have a mate who has been training in many different fighting shit
>was doing kickboxing at the time
>also lifting and taking anabolics so he was easily angered
>in woodworking class
>the teacher is a pussy so people keep walking all over him
>just sitting in class not doing anything as always
>mate running around the class laughing and shit with his pizza in hand
>goes up to teachers desk
>lies down on it laughing
>teacher tells him to get off
>mate laughs
>teacher pulls him by his hand
>pizza falls
>mate gets mad as fuck
>"you dropped my pizza you fucking faggot"
>gets up and does a proper low kick
>teacher backs off
>Come into thread for disabled qts
>Only 2 posted
Awful thread.
>>52988604
Underrated
