This is literally all Australia is
Kill me
>>52978142
Is that cunt dropping a log on the blacktop?
Wot bout this cunt
Why don't you do something exciting then?
Start a war or something
>>52978142
Sounds like the midwest here
>>52978214
Very very very white
Looks pretty good to me.
What do you wanna be?
Out eating ecstasy at gay night clubs contracting syphilis?
Just drink beer and trim the shrubbery every now and then.
My country didn't have to cancel new years tho kek
>>52978142
ummm like im pretty sure the australian continent stretches further than your backward, sweetheart :)
This is more Australian
>>52978376
LOL so COOL and FUNNY and RANDUM@@@ XD XD!!!!!
Sounds stray an 2 me
>>52978376
Kill yourself faggot
>>52978376
like ummm ... nice try sweetheart x :)
Literally Australians on int
>>52978460
Aussies = Mexicans
>>52978215
Emu war now!
>>52978440
>Not playing 5 dragons baka
>>52978142
Do something creative then, e.g. write a song that'll make you rich
>pic related
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 5
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>5 1 0 2
>>52980492
That's a pretty accurate summary desu - well done Indonesia
>>52980633
Combined effort of one Pole doing lots of research, one Kiwi, one Amerifat and a few Australians that dog their mates for shits and giggles
I'm quite proud of this, it's my opus magnum
I want this to be written on my grave when I die
>>52980492
holy shit good work pooland
that's what you get for living in the suburbs
>>52980670
You should use it sparingly for better results. The effect gets dulled when you post it in every thread that's loosely related to Australia
>>52978142
>>52978214
Looks like Florida
I heard yall have shitty weed though
>>52981406
Pic related, it's a restaraunt in Florida
>>52981460
Australia is Florida's brother
>>52981406
Nah cunt our bikie weed is tops
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>>52981536
WUZ>>52978605
U already lost one
>>52980492
you need to update the year at the end wladislaw
