What's having a gf like?
Is it nice?
i had a dream I had a gf once
it was probably the best day I've had this year
>>52974021
So you had it last night?
Like everything, it becomes tedious so you eventually break up (if she hasn't already) and then after a while you realize you've made a mistake, by which time some other guy is inside of her, balls deep.
>>52974003
Let me put it in terms an autist basement dweller like you can understand.
Having a gf is like having a mom, once, your mom can be really nice, other moms physically and psichologically torture their children.
The difference is, it's socially okay to fuck your gf, when it's not to fuck your mother, except last night when I fucked yours.
like having a retard with long hair moan at you all day
jk I have no idea
>>52974043
fuka forgot it was 2 0 1 6
it's great, feels like heaven
for a few months, maybe a year. Then you start noticing other girls, thinking about how you could do better...next thing you know you don't even wanna be with her anymore, but you don't want to break up because of the sex and cuddles.
Then you break up with her, and regret it, feel like you will never have a girl as great as she was. Feel like you just another beta loser who just got lucky with her. But then you meet the next one...
>>52974053
kek, weird humor you got there Diego
>>52974003
>Is it nice?
no
there, i saved you all that awful time wasted
>>52974003
dunno bro
Great fun until you blow your load too early in the relationship literally and figuratively
>in love with the same girl since elementary
>im 20 years old now, virgin
>constantly have dreams about her
>constantly daydream vividly about her
wew lad, being alive is such an experience
who /oneitis/ here?
>>52974003
>>52974003
>>52974105
>>52974105
Holy fucking this so much, brazucabro. Broked up with my 1 and a half year gf in christmas, and it's exactly how you say
>>52974268
I dont want to feel this feel anymore
Hold me bro
>>52974318
soon you will find the next one and the cycle shall continue
bretty gud
>send message
>seen a few minutes later
>no response
>this was 2 months ago
>still no response
For a few months it great, then the love dwindles and you start to get bored of each other, one of you has a reason to cling on usually for sex in case of men and fear of being alone in the case of women while the other slowly drifts until they break up with the other.
Then you spend weeks alone and miserable wishing you were dead even though you stopped having feelings for the person until you finally get over yourself and then later you for some reason think it might be a good idea to get another gf and do the same.
For most people it is like that, that is the modern relationship because we do not have culture or religion to keep us together. Only the strong can stay together and they are rare and rarely meet each other but if they do they will be happily together until they die.
You are not one of those people, have random sex and then die alone. Oh and in these insane cycles we put ourselves through try not to have any god damm kids, the next generation is going to fucked up mentally.
>>52974337
I still remember the time 5-6 years ago, when she was telling me about how she met this super interesting guy and asking me tips on how to attract him and stuff.
>watching facebook pictures over the years
>all new years, birthdays, hanging out, she always have ton of friends, they all look like they are having genuinely good time and enjoying life
>those same years, all of them, I am sitting alone in my room, never met anyone as interesting as her, no friends, no girlfriend, no anything, very little joy in life and very much hard things you have to do everyday, not finding any real joy in life
Its just me and this huge folder of interesting and funny pictures and video clips I found over the years. I feel nothing but this strange curiosity, just wondering where am I even going with this life and how does it all end.
I do find some things interesting from time to time, I find some joy in things every once in a while, but I just remember the fact that I do not exist in her life and it all suddenly looks meaningless and just sad, cold, alone..
>Have girlfriend
>Decent chance she'll be needy, clingy, insecure, you'll spend a lot of time fighting over nothing, she'll generally take up a huge chunk of your life and is likely to cheat on you at some stage then blame everything going wrong on you
>Be single
>Always lonely and wishing there was a woman in your life
Why even try? I mean ruling out casual flings and one nighters, you basically can't win and even then you're probably going to want something more than that after a while.
>>52974505
Indeed
Godspeed
>>52974531
Hold on bro, just wait a lil more, she may be a bit slow.
>>52974549
Dude you were in the so called imagery "Friend zone". The reason you have no life is you dedicated yours to some girl who would never give you the time of day. Trust me I have been there, your brain is a faggot who make you think you love this person and how you cannot live with out her, then you get obsessed.
Forget about her and move on. It happens, happened to me 3 times already and is happening now because I am a retard.
All she had to do was look at me.
>>52974549
I know how you feel bro, almost same story here
> but I just remember the fact that I do not exist in her life and it all suddenly looks meaningless and just sad, cold, alone..
This is the worst part
>>52974549
Sounds cold, but you should probably stop stalking her and try to forget about her if you know you'll never have a chance with her.
The only way I got "over" my ex was by cutting her off my fb and moving a few hundred kms away from her. Otherwise, it would have killed me...no joke. Still, I get dreams about her from time to time, even though it's been years.
Those seem like heavy feels anon, ones I only know too well. You dont have to feel alone.
>>52974053
this nido trying so hard to form a sentence in english cracks me up
>>52974549
>>52974553
Start watching anime....no really waifus are great escapism.
Its like the gf you can never have but never lose either.
>>52974549
Go out and do something Kool pham
>climb a mountain
>visit places
>get swole
>learn how to dance
>go over that dumb bitchs crib
>rape her mother
>go back home and collect more rare pepes
>>52974531
>australian internet speed
>>52974685
>Start watching anime
I really dislike anime; that's not going to happen.
>>52974647
>stalking
I go to my facebook profile once or twice a year, and only think I do on that think is look up her profile. I dont actively stalk her, I dont use any social networks (dont have any friends anyway). I just live my life like everyone else, but all I ever think about is her and how hollow everything else is that isnt her.
>>52974714
kek
>>52974553
>you basically can't win
won't stop anyone from trying and trying again
just like those lotto addicts
we're that stupid
>>52974740
Honestly, have you thought about not being such a massive poof?
>>52974728
Nobody likes anime at the start, I didn't then I became like the ones you see on /v/ and then I found /a/.
/a/ is truly the happiest place on earth, I have a lot of hobbies to do with escapism and Anime so far is the best one even better than drinking and drugs and less harmful physically.
>>52974740
Do you see her often? Does she live in your town or something?
![166b02v-5536906a00f6c[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FUV9MNw.png "166b02v-5536906a00f6c[1].png")
>>52974003
it's great
You explore eachother's passions and interests and together you grow into stronger people than you ever were apart
and eventually you both decide that you'll be a forever couple
but then after several years she decides that she isn't romantically interested in you any longer, and she doesn't know why
even though you love her as much as the day you met her and you try your hardest to have her fall in love with you again
there's nothing you can do to change her mind
and it's hard to not be reminded of her in everything you do.
feels bad man
it's just me and my motorbike now
thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptSjNWnzpjg
>>52974714
>chatting with woman online for months
>know her irl too
>all becomes too much
>confess feelings for her, tell her how i've been attracted to her for a while, how i really like her, how we should be together, tell her everything
>no reply
>in the meantime she meets another man, they start going out, move in together, get married and have children together
>finally get a reply back
>"ooops, sorry, been busy lol"
>>52974817
No this is thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM
>>52974003
It's ok I guess.
>>52974777
No, in fact I havent seen her since elementary. I feel like I would collapse if I saw her ever again in person.
who /ugly/ here
I've sort of given up already
>>52974705
Just broke with my gf three months ago. Right now i have shemale gf which is really great.
>>52974775
>Nobody likes anime at the start, I didn't then I became like the ones you see on /v/ and then I found /a/.
Actually I'm going the other way: I liked it at first, when I was a kid, then as I got older I noticed that I really didn't like it. Plus it's part of a two-prong attack by the Japanese to get revenge on the rest of the world for losing a world war. So there's that.
>even better than drinking or drugs
I don't buy it. Aside from drink and drugs, religion is the only other thing people have successfully used to deal with reality.
>tfw no ugly gf
>>52974911
Get a nice haircut, work out and stop being boring. Unless you have had your face melted off, you're fine.
>>52974911
man i'm ugly as fuck and got a superhot gf just being myself
it just works
>>52974977
So yours is the one on the left then?
>>52974910
Oh shit son, idk what to say...
Do you ever leave the house? If not, sign up for school or something and just be around people, you dont even need friends or people to talk to. Youll just eventually realize there are other girls you will "fall in love with" and the harsh reality that youll never get them anyway.
That or just fuck a fat girl, one with no self esteem at all. It helps a lot.
t. was a virgin till 22
>>52974911
i've been told i'm attractive but i'm too socially retarded for a gf
>no drug-addicted, mentally-imbalanced, town-bycicle gf for me to heal through my undying dedication and the power of love
Why do I even think about these things?
>>52975015
When I think about it, I think she is just a representation of all the disappointments in my life so far, like this mental image I built of her shows up what could be if I didnt ruin my life so much, she represents this beautiful and happy future I could have had if I made better life decisions, or something.
So much time wasted for ever, so much experiences missed, so much ruin where something beautiful could have been.
I am not depressed tho, I am still trying to build something beautiful, its just that every day is a failure so far and all I have is going back to thinking about the better past that never happened.
It was nice for a while (about a year), then it became suffocating. Bachelorhood was fun for a year after that, now it's mostly mild loneliness.
What's her name /int/?
>>52975116
perhaps too much anime/VNs? your post sounds like a typical animu plot.
>>52975245
Daniel
>tfw he wanted to hook up in hs but I said no because no homo back then
Guys just b yourselves
>>52974764
Speak for yourself; I gave up trying ages ago. I haven't approached a woman with an attempt to fuck her for at least two years now. I just couldn't take it anymore. Sure, nothing good has happened as a result of my forfeiture, but at least I'm not wasting my time or energy anymore... I do still play the lotto every now and then though.
>>52975293
Kill yourself fag
>>52975317
Aren't you supposed to accompany this meme with a photo of a hot guy or something?
>>52975116
If it makes you feel any better, there are none of those for anybody. Town bike never gets fixed because nobody is ever off it long enough for any real maintenance to be done.
>>52974131
>>52974046
>>52974553
Confirmed for never having a GF or only attracting shit girls
>>52974105
>>52974532
>>52975195
>he doesn't have a GF that allows him to have a little something on the side or threesomes with 2 girls + him
>not finding a girl that knows to give you some fucking space
Come on, relatives
>>52975415
That's the "Just talk to her, it works for me"
>>52975512
Ah yes, that's the one.
>>52975496
>I don't get it, why can't people just be more lucky?
>>52974553
There are two tragedies in life.
- One is not getting what you want.
- The other, is getting it.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
>get a gf
>not that special anymore
>brake up after a year
>go a year with no gf
>feel lonely get a gf
>not that special anymore
>brake up with gf
Rinse and repeat. The feeling is literally just a chemical reaction that feels less and less good after everytime. Not fucking worth it țbh
>>52975496
ironically, I had a threesome with one of my gfs
I don't get what I said that implying she wasn't giving me enough space
>>52975661
omg did doge died?
>>52975496
>he doesn't have a GF that allows him to have a little something on the side or threesomes with 2 girls + him
neither do you, virgin
>>52975699
Nah, had a fucked up so the vet popped it out. Doge is fine, just has one less eye.
Hold on one fucking second here.
What's with all the bitching and moaning?
Every time i hear about girls/women, it always sounded like women were evil and picky as fuck. It turned me off from getting a gf and killed my confidence.
Then one day i decided to see for myself. Got a gf, and you know what? It's all fucking bullshit. It's not the girl, it's you. Hell, chicks are way fucking chiller than dudes, in their own way. If you are good to women, they are good to you.
>>52975661
>Punished Doge
How young is too young?
>>52975661
What even happened to that dog?
>>52975810
>If you are good to women, they are good to you.
mfw
it's both the girl and you. yes women are evil, but so are we. it's all a huge pile of dung, and the undigested corn is our own expectations about the other person. your girlfriend will ALWAYS want you to adapt to her image of how a guy is, and you will ALWAYS want your gf to be the hottest most fuckable booty forever. none of you will get what you want
>>52975866
When in doubt, just consult the law. Anything 16 or older is legal bruz.
>20 yo kissless gfless virgin
>browse the chans
>post in a voice thread
>reply of "10/10 that turns me on"
>I add this persons snapchat
>tfw qt af grill
>she thinks I'm attractive too (first time this has been said to me)
>been in contact for three weeks
>it's almost like love
>she's in the USA
>tfw we will never meet
>only ever keep contact through snapchat
>she's even sent me videos of her kissing a pillow pretending it's me
Hold me now /int/
Cuddling and sex is nice, but the whining sucks.
>Had a dream about my oneitis last night
>Haven't seen her for over a month
>I have strong feelings for hee and I think it's mutual but I kinda gave up after learning she has a bf
>Her phone got stolen so can't even text
>But in the dream we're together sitting side by side just chatting
>Kept telling myself this is real, this is real, this has to be real, please let this be real
>Wake up
>It wasn't real
>>52975810
>get first gf
>she's not a horrible person
>it's not her, it's you
>>52975985
>getting attracted to women on the internet
Been down that road; easily one of the lowest points of my life. Never again, anon.
>>52974003
tfw no 12 years old gf to cuddle with ;3
>>52976011
>>52975774
>had a fucked up so the vet popped it out
Had a fucked up what? Eye?
>>52976104
Had a fuckedup so the vet had to pop it out m8
>>52976151
You're just doing this to aggravate me aren't you?
>>52975985
>watching girls youtube vids
>she gets barely any views
>puts her heart and creative soul into the videos
>little bit on the ugly side, kinda qt though
>check out her other links
>seems like a nice innocent girl
>fall in love
>>52976091
get a small dog, it will sit on your lap in winter while you watch youtube and be warm fluffy.
Last night when there were gunshots at midnight my dog got frightened and huddled next to me really close. I couldnt move with out her following me everywhere. It was very cute.
>>52976084
this, same
>>52975661
>tfw my dog lost an eye
>>52976212
dogs stink and i kissing them is disgusting, putting finger in anus is also not an option
>>52976204
>>52976084
lads pls
I have never felt this way about a woman
One has never felt this way about me
It's so fucked up
Why can't she be here ;_;
>>52976564
ikftb
>be around 12/13yrs old
>playing RS every day
>meet a german girl who plays it
>become good friends over it
>get her skype, talk almost daily
>get facebook just for her
>find out she's a total qt 3.14 introvert
>do this for several months
>become really close
>start dreaming about being with her
>eventually start to fall in a young teenage love with her
>she begins to drift away, not playing RS as much, not talking to me as much, doesn't seem enthused when we do
>eventually stop talking to each other altogether
>fucking heartbroken
>fast forward several years
>have forgotten about her
>find her on fb again while searching through friends list
>still a total cue tea pie shy, quiet introvert with next to no friends
>heart jolts back into action again
>been a few years since I last talked to her
>decide I'm doing to send her a message to see how she is
>hoping to rekindle what we once had
>she responds
>"do I know you?"
>tfw
>>52974021
Same, except I felt awful once I woke up and realised it wasn't real.
>>52976652
This. I think I had that dream 3 or 4 times last year. The last 2 made me cry for a few minutes.
tedious
as
fuck
Watch everything you do or say to make sure you don't upset her.
It's almost like having a child, women really are children. They can't make up their minds about anything, constantly fuck shit up, expect you to do and fix everything etc.
It's just fucking horrible sometimes.
When I was younger I could never understand why a man would hit a woman, but now that I'm older fucking christ. Sean Connery's video on this makes so much more sense now
https://youtu.be/oo0d1zTAFKA
women always push the fucking envelope, every god damned time
like children
>>52976641
R.I.P my brother. don't take it personally man
>>52974003
I just got engaged
The whole thing is horrifically overrated
>>52976762
GGGGGGEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Post her, /int/
Wonderful
>tfw no gf
I miss it...;_;
>>52974021
The night before NYE I dreamt that I was the boss of my own company and that my receptionist had feelings for me and decided to spend NYE with me. I woke up right when we got to my place and started to make out by the TV playing a news broadcast about couples on NYE
>>52974790
>anime
no wonder why she left you
>>52974978
what about acne
before you say work out, wash your face, eat better, etc.
I do all that, it's genetic, my dad still has it to this day
>>52975661
How did he get stabbed by pasta?
>>52976811
>>52974549
A-are you me?
I have a date with a jewish girl from okcupid soon
I've never been on a real date before, I'm 25. We had a 97% match rate.
We've been texting for a while and it's going okay so far. Afraid I'm going to ruin everything.
>>52977206
Ask if she spits or swallows
>>52976811
>look at ex gf's twitter
>she has a new bf
>ofcourse she does, its been 2 years
>she probably hasn't thought of me in a long time
I DON'T EVER WANNA FEEEEEEL
THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF
>>52977273
>go on ex-gf's facebook
>she was the one I was so heartbroken over
>losing her literally tortured me every night for at least 6 months, intermittently for another 6 months
>she was pretty tumblr then, calling herself "aromantic asexual", but I was an emo faggot and we bonded over music and our aesthetic do I payed it no mind
>now she's 100% Tumblr, calling herself "Todd" and posting old recycled memes on facebook
It's all over. It's too bad, she was such a qt.
LADS
I HAVE A DATE IN EXACTLY TWO HOURS FROM THIS VERY LITERAL MOMENT PRECISELY
ITS -8C OUTSIDE AND I HAVE NO NICE CLOTHES FOR THIS KIND OF WEATHER
BESIDES I ONLY HAVE 20$ FOR PIZZA
IF SHE ASKS FOR COFFEE OR ANYTHING ELSE IM FUCKED
SEDN HELP
>>52976811
>>52977138
>>52977175
>these ugly fucks
Good men
>>52974268
Same tbн
>>52977273
>Remember ex from 2-3 years ago and look her up
>She posted a couple songs of her singing since then
>I relate thinking she is talking about me
>See "Taylor Swift Cover" in title
It was a good song desu
>>52979780
good luck m8
>>52979780
good luck my family
>>52979780
just chill
>>52979780
Enjoy sunshine, brother
>>52976299
slavic/10
>>52979780
be urself ;)
>be 21
>talk with a random person on omeagle
>talking with her i discover that she is a weirdo and authistic grill, just my feminine form.
>keep talking with her for almost one week.
>I'm from São Paulo and she is from Rio de Janeiro, it was too fantastic for me that I'm planning to move to meet her personally.
>She ask to me show my face to her.
>I'm a fucking ugly guy but she looks so cool that it doesn't matter.
>Send my photo.
>She never talked with me again.
It was the most similar experience with have a gf in my life and that night I cried as a fucking kid.
>>52981538
iktfb
>>52974003
I'm not sure but when I hug my pillow and imagine it's my gf it feels nice so maybe with real gf it's also nice
