tfw Italian heritage
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>tfw Italian heritage
>>52971191
whats wrong about it?
italians have cool surnames
>>52971289
it was grandmother so I didn't get the surname
>>52971191
>tfw you will always be 5'7" with brown eyes and a Roman nose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wq-ku3AwTA
>tfw when Colombian heritage
>>52971289
Are you kidding, Italian nicknames are shit
>Metzgerei
Now THAT'S a proper surname
>part italian
>inherit a bunch of body hair and nothing cool
at least it helps me stay warm, its 42 degrees outside right now, thats 5.5 degrees in communism units.
>>52971386
>could have been 6'1 Anglo-Saxon with blue eyes like my mother's side
>got cucked by greasy italians and am a swarthy 5'7 manlet
>>52971427
>nicknames
hue, I meant surname
>>52971328
>it was grandmother so I didn't get the surname
Might just as well end it already.
>>52971451
In that case it sounds like your manlet dad still managed to pull an English girl with tall genes, so maybe there's hope for you yet
jesus christ you guys are fucking retarded
How lucky, you are half master race
this is what it's like to be italian
>Be 80% English in heritage, with my mother's side being 100%
>Get stuck with an Irish last name because of some potato nigger migration in the 1800's
>I'm literally stuck with the last name McGhie so everyone thinks I'm Irish
Maybe I should Anglicise it senpai
>>52971451
>could have been 6'0" with thick dark hair and beard and Roman nose like my uncle
>instead 5'9", thin greasy blond hair and pasty complexion, with pudgy chinless slavshit face like dad
JUST
>tfw mostly German, Irish, and Italian
>get a cool Swedish last name and 6'4"
>tfw half italian half british
>dad from the glorious city of Poitiers (#RemoveKebab), peasant family but based af, so I don't care
>Mom from Brittany, "rich" family full of faggots
Oy vey
>>52972338
i remember that guy
>tfw Cro-Magnon heritage
>>52971328
you dont know the surnames of all of your family?
wtf are you doing on /int/?
