>one shot in life
>born a white male Australian age 18-25
Anyone else get this lucky?
>>52970440
>one shot in life
>born an obese micropenis ginger with gay parents
I wish I was memeing here.
>>52970440
>born age 18-25
m8
>>52970440
>born 18
>>52970440
odd, I was born much younger than you
>one shot in life
>be a finn who can't speak Finnish in Sweden
>>52970474
>gay parents
please explain
sorry m80
>born a white american man
I sure picked the wrong decade for this :DDDDDD
>>52970546
I don't even know man I've never asked. Either they fucked or I'm a test tube baby.
>>52970474
At least you were born in Austr...
Never mind
>>52970440
>richfag
>white
>23
>good looking
everywhere i go, people assume either i belong there or am rich. cops never mess with me unless they ask how I am doing today. as far as being American goes, its the jackpot
except i like traps and am 5'9"
>>52970440
You're not that lucky, aussie, you don't have a Chechen gf
>>52970440
>Anyone else get this lucky?
The luckiest is
>Blonde
>Green Eyes (light green)
>Swiss
>Tall
Can't beat it.
>>52970570
If you stay off tumblr, it's actually still pretty great to be a white male. We're way more likely to be born in a nice middle class family, women of all races still go for white males the most, etc etc.
>mfw born aged 26
>one shot at life
>get circumcised
Thanks mom
>>52970544
Hej, då är vi 2 :))))
>>52970601
I'd rather not corrupt my genepool with churka mongol genes thanks
>>52970638
>born poor, ugly, and white in the United States
WAKE ME UP mode
>>52970440
>born 18-25
how?
>>52970440
>born 65+
>>52970674
>that arian qt
>churka mongol
Amerifat, pls
>>52970712
>literal mongols
>aryan
Really?
>tfw everybody here was born at least a teenager
>tfw you were born a stupid fucking baby age 0 and had to take shit from your parents for over a decade
>>52970740
Are you blind or what ?
>>52970686
go back to reddit you poofter rape baby cunt
>>52970765
at least you didn't rek ur mum's fanny
>>52970792
Are you illiterate or what?
Try reading up on what chechens are instead of looking at cherrypicked photos
>>52970440
>One shot in life
>Born a mixed race L o n d o n e r aged between 18 and 25
Feels good
>>52970832
But they have nothing to do with mongols, they are isolated small nation just like those basques. If you hate them just because you generally hate muslims or you are russian just tell that, don't be afraid.
>born white
>but pale, with acne, crooked penis, no social skills, bad posture and addictive personality
>>52970945
> Antonio Barbosa
> white, pale
>>52970968
will you shut the fuck up with that shitty meme already
>born white male
>you will never have a big black barbosa cock
>why even live
>>52970986
>argentina
>white
>>52970986
Nice proxy alberto.
>>52970678
>ugly
this sure takes a bit of doing as a man
how'd you manage?
>>52971011
>everyone assumes I have a BBC because I'm half Alberto
>It's only 7 and a half inches
Embarrassing
>>52970912
yes totally isolated people who popped out of the ground like potatoes and totally didn't migrate from central asia
I would invite you to explain why you love hurka durka muslims so much but your flag explains everything
>>52971068
>tfw 7.5 inches
>happy with my dicksize
>even think it looks kinda big on the right light
Born
>blonde
>wealthy family
>best part of Los Angeles
>only child
>above average looks
>above average height and penis size
>musically talented
>IQ of 170
Now I'm
>good friended
>college student, want to go to medical school
>21
But let's be real, no asexual, pixie girlfriend. Life is hard when potential girlfriends want you to be a sexual deviant and I have a non-existent sex-drive. I should probably work out or something.
>>52971088
>people who didn't migrate from central asia
This desu
>people who popped out of the ground like potatoes
No one knows where the Chechens came to the Caucasus, but the most common theory says that they came from the area of the Fertile Crescent and are probably descended from Urartians / Babylonians.
They have nothing to do with mongols, maybe you confused them with those small turkic tribes all over the Caucasus.
>>52970440
how were u born a white australian male age 18-25
>>52971329
He killed his mother on the way out. He was born a couple of days ago. Don't you read the news?
>>52971194
Show me
>>52970440
>One shot at life
>Not born in Iceland
My condolences, everyone.
>born age 18-25
>>52971350
RIP. At least the people who kept calling her fat now have something to think about.
>>52971395
>Iceland
>not boring
>>52970544
I'll be your pal buddy?
You wanna shoot some guns later?
>>52970574
you deserve to know, especially if you're an adult (which you should be if you're on this site)
>>52971395
Your women are even more feminist than ours.
>>52971011
>born black male
>dick is 6 inches and ugly as fuck
why even live
>>52970474
>born obese
Nah you made yourself that way you sniveling little cunt
>6'1 male with 8/10 features
>have a hard time gaining weight, most likely will be shinny and never fat
>7 inch dick
>extroverted, people person
>born in California
>going to college on scholarship, will leave debt free
I definitely feel like I've got things made. Then again people get handed a great hand in life, and still manage to bitch or blame everyone but themselves. I got pretty lucky and happy to be where I'm at
>>52970440
>born a male in Iceland that doesn't live in rvk
>>52971290
>confused them with those small turkic tribes all over the Caucasus.
Actually yeah, my bad, it's mostly because all the turkic tribes are muslim as well and most other caucasian ethnic groups are christian.
I suppose that makes them closer to ossetians or ingush people
>>52971566
hopefully you don't have a shit major
>>52971472
>Europe
>not boring
even luckier, i was born in america
>>52971608
Nah I do, but I'm not worried about jobs. Got a ton of connections and experience. Won't be making total bank, but will be well off
>>52971622
One day of fireworks per year is enough for us.
>>52971622
>You'll never be an American
Please don't remind me </3
one shot in life
>middle class Colombian
>good paid for education but no chances to get ahead
>mediocre penis
>very introverted, below average social skills
>6-6'1" though
>born to rich Indian-American family in NorCal
>look like some persian guy with the beaner haircut because MUH HIGH CASTE
>6.5 inch benis because not malnourished like most indians
>in a shitty university because want an inflated GPA
>have girlfriend but i think she has a learning disability
>have some stretchmarks on my ass
Alri/10
>>52971267
>>best part of Los Angeles
what part
>>52971679
damn m8, you were doing so well too. tell us, what is it?
>>52971606
>I suppose that makes them closer to ossetians or ingush people
To Ingush, but not to Ossetians. Ossetians are iranic nation and they have mixed jewish-iranian language.
>>52971732
Well, not actually Los Angeles. Santa Monica.
I feel if you prefer another part, but it's pretty wealthy, clean, and modern. It's not really as hip as Silver Lake or rich as Beverly Hills, but whatever.
>>52971267
Let's be honest though, gf will innately kill sex drive. I've had the certified real deal, nearly everything I could even greedily ask for, etc, and still desire for sex with her declined drastically.
>>52970912
>people actually believe this
Churkas and such people made up that meme to make themselves feel somehow superior. They like to pretend Caucasus is like a beautiful city upon a hill but in reality its a huge post Soviet shithole.
>>52971395
that's a galled rock if there err was one
>>52971871
enjoy inhaling all that porter ranch gas
>>52971977
How didn't I hear about this. I haven't smelled anything, myself.
Oh, I looked it up. That's no where near here, dude.
>>52971938
Love doesn't kill my sex drive. The opposite does. I started having sex with a rando last week and it made me feel sick with myself and I just stopped pretty immediately.
>>52971384
dont wanna get banned
>>52971714
does "Narcos" truly depict Colombia's history?
>>52970440
>be american
>one shot at life
>get shot
>>52970440
>one shot in life
>spent 18-25 years in the womb before being born as a white Australian male
>>52972140
Eh, I'm just talking about getting tired of having sex with the same grill all the time plus having a generally low sex-drive. Girls get caught up in the whole "guys want to have sex all the time" meme that if you don't, there's a problem with one of you.
>>52972366
That is certainly a meme. I've never been with a girl that wants sex less than me. I'm always working on overdrive to try to fulfill the expectations created by the meme.
>>52970440
>19
>richfag
>living in the best municipality in the whole Sweden
>literally 99.9% ethnic swedes living here
>185cm
>blond
Life is good to me lads. If I only wasn't so beta.
Let's all appreciate the fact that we're all lucky enough to be born in this era of dank memes.
>>52970440
>one shot in life
>born half white half asian
i'm the best of both worlds
>>52972618
you are the abomination of race traitors
>>52972629
Eurasians are the one heresy I aporv of
>>52970440
Doesn't mean you're happy. I mean, you're posting on 4chan.
>>52970440
>aussie
>white
>male
>blond hair blue eyes
>tall
>upper middle class
>19
But I have very poor social skills
>>52970440
What's wrong with his nose and teeth? Is this some kind of australian birth defect?
>>52972184
I haven't watched it
>>52971472
LE OMG IF I LE CANT GO TO MY LE NORMIE CLUSTERFUCK GATHERINGS IT IS LE BORING
>>52972736
Literally me desu >>52972536
>One shot at life
>Born American instead of French
Why fucking live?
>English
>5'11"
>Intelligent, "bright"
>Overweight
>Funny, laugh with mates all the time
>essentially just coasting through life, being generally okay
>awful parents
>no drive or passion
I mean, could be worse? I have fun, sometimes. I should lose weight though. It's bad because I know for sure that if I was only even a little bit less fat I would have been with quite a few girls, but as of yet, I'm still a virgin and am 20 years old. I'm not even annoyed or bitter about it. Maybe that's the problem?
Theres still time to turn things around. I think.
>>52972911
what's your weight? and not in that stones nonsense
>>52972432
I was with one that was about on the same wavelength, was pretty cool desu. Never had to avoid it or worry about saying I didn't feel like it. Once it becomes a chore, good luck getting those worms back in the can.
>white, blonde, nordic genes, solid 7/10 facial features, pretty /fit/, 18.5 cm schlong, bit shy but nowhere near r9k level
>born in italy
There goes my luck
Should I off myself?
>>52972896
>195cm
I don't know if that puts me in the too tall category
But yeah I'm a betafag
>>52973045
Si, ma solo perchè hai tutti i vantaggi del mondo e nonostante gli sprecchi tutti, ma che debolezza che sciocchezza svegliati
>>52972997
200 odd pounds.
>>52973045
>there goes his luck
Even if you had to become a wageslave to survive, which you don't, you're still a lot better off than an american wageslave at subsistence levels.
>>52973100
Unless you're fit it's a bit too tall.
>>52973116
might as well packs your bags and move over to our side of the pond, you'd fit right in here
>>52973045
>Born in one of the most beautiful countries on earth.
>waaaahhhhh it's a shithole!
Fuck off Giuseppe, you get to live in Italy and have the convenience to move anywhere in the E.U. if you want due to free movement of people.
Check your European privilege faggot.
>born a white male in Texas
The only thing missing is independence from colonial rule (US).
>>52973156
>not fit
>>52970440
>austrailian
HAHAHAHAHAHA
OH WOW
>>52973045
>should I off myself?
>guido WOP fuck
yes ASAP
>>52972618
Yeah Roger, tell em.
>>52973271
May I save those meme words in my special meme words folder
>>52973319
absolutely my man
