it's impossible
Dutch is retarded German
>>52964937
b-but muh poetry
Flemish
american
Danish is an abomination.
>>52964937
english and french
>>52964982
also this
its literally german+meme+down syndrome
>>52965018
FUCK YOU
FILTHY CUNT
Vietnamese
>>52965010
Here is Aiku in German
ACHTUNG!!
VERSTRICHEN VERBOTEN!!
GRANATEN!! FANTAZIE!!
EIN ZWEIN EIN ZWEI
RATTENKRIEG, FUR VATERLAND!
Swedish
The Dutch
>be German
>capitalise all nouns
CAN'T INVENT SUCH THINGS
>>52964937
>name one language better than irish
impossible tb h lad
>>52965086
HALT!
HAMMERZEIT
>>52965086
>>52965010
>>52965086
JUDE RAUS!
>>52965059
>americans think cunt is the biggest insult ever
top lmao
Arabic of course...
Turkish.
Literally sound like a German trying to speak Arabic.
>>52965218
rude
Toki Pona
>>52965218
You never heard any of these langauges, I guess.
>>52965203
not even a language lad
like calling french and spanish latin
>>52965254
fuck off t*rk
>>52965264
10 million angry russians in 3... 2... 1...
>>52964937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt8Qpyb1V-8&ab_channel=PatrickLee
>>52965036
So is every American accent but Midwestern.
>>52965296
make me
>>52965344
but what did he mean by this
>>52965036
I agree
>>52965354
>implying im a filthy ary*n
>implying gaels are ary*ns and not basques (native europeans) speaking a celtic language
my son
>>52965384
we shall never know
Thai is a ugly sounding language. So is mandarin, Cantonese, a lot of languages are worse than german
Spanish is uncanny valley tier
>>52965507
written mandarin is pretty neat though
>>52964937
vietnamenese
>>52964937
Vietnamese and Greek.
>>52964937
Bavarian and Gaelic
>>52965036
Agreed.
>>52965637
gaelic is three languages hans
>>52965344
>Midwest accents
>good
>>52966286
t. texan
>>52966286
t. coaster
>>52966357
>he thinks I'm a Texan
Mikkel pls.
>>52966394
>>52966357
>Midwestern
>Not god awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsvwYWoKCw0
>>52966394
>2016
>not living on the east coast
>>52966478
>you literally need fucking lessons on how different words are said
>no-one knows how vowels are pronounced
>not having logical, clearly different vowels
Feels good to be best.
>>52965344
>nasally monotonous drawl
>good
It's literally the worst.
The only decent yank accents are from the north east.
>>52966741
You didn't even catch that he was mispronouncing the short-o sound? Midwesterner think ah, aw, and o are the same. It's terrible.
>>52966478
>nitpicking a video of a random guy making weird noises to prove your point
Listen to this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqhy2ejuGLU
>>52966850
New York accents are way more nasal and also sound pseudo-British on top of it.
Esperanto.
It just sounds dumb. Do these people actually want it to be an official language?
>>52966931
>CAHHHNNNstantly
And you are criticizing NY for being nasal? What did you only ever watch The Nanny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iup-fQLnGYk
Also "psuedo-british" is entirely off base.
portuguese, I really think it sounds like shit
the native french accent also sounds like shit, just like the native english one
maybe it's just that all native accents sound like shit
>Oh look, they're talking shit about midwesterners again.
Obsessed.
>>52967972
No, a Dane started it by criticizing everyone else.
>>52965344
Midwesterners are obsessed with claiming their awful accents are somehow tolerable.
>>52968428
midwest is the real america
fug off commie
>>52968481
Real America started the revolution. You just exist to make food.
>>52968481
no u
>>52964937
brazilian
t. Alberto
>>52964937
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuxalk_language#Syllables
>>52964937
>the attempt of a heavily alcoholized person at speaking spanish
Brazilian portuguese
>>52971241
> [xɬpʼχʷɬtʰɬpʰɬːskʷʰt͡sʼ]
>>52964937
Arabic oh wait that is german
>>52965344
>but midwestern
anon please, you'll make me blush
>>52971241
>>52965036
This
>>52965296
>fuck off t*rk
I like this guy
any of the Romance languages
>_____o _____a ____o ___e ___i ___u ___ia ____u
somali
Cornish
>the accent in Cornwall is so heavy that it's now its own language
Inuktitut
>>52964937
Yiddish, it's basically German, but for the jews.
>>52971241
The First Nation/Native languages are far worse than any Old World language
>>52964937
Gypsy language
I'm not even sure if they have their grammar sorted out
>>52964937
Daily reminder that German will be the official language when we are going to meet Aliens.
>>52964937
German is a beautiful, rich language, but I would not expect an American to understand this.
dutch
thai
hebrew
arabic
danish
there, I named 5
Mandarin
>>52964937
WELSH
>>52979656
Its gonna be hebrew m8.
>>52979739
you forgot finnish m8.
>>52979712
>dutch
AKCHRGR KACHRT KRACKH HARGGCHK KANKER
>>52979808
get fucked, monolinguini
you have NO say in languages, you don't even have your own language you cuck faggot
>People ITT not realizing that everything hideous about the Danish, Dutch and Polish languages are what they borrowed from the German language
The nexus of the crooked tongue. A language so shit that it makes neighboring languages worse.
>>52979836
Admittedly not the most stylistically accepted language, no.
>>52979921
Swedish is Norwegian for faggots who can't handle reality. Fuck off eternal cück.
>>52979992
Norway didn't exist for most of the past millennium. So like dutch it was just a retarded accent.
>>52965036
Agreed
>>52964937
Moroccan dialect
>>52980045
Norway is older than Sweden??
Norway was created in 872 whem Harald Fairhair merged all the pocket sized kingdoms of western scandinavia
>>52964982
>>52965010
>>52965039
>>52965094
>>52979836
Rude!
Also fucking Israel haha what the fuck how is Hebrew less ugly than Dutch?
>>52984128
literally, it's the worst, it's a worse version of dutch, I'm suprised no one mentionned it before me
>>52984128
>>52984256
why are you constantly replying to yourself m8
are you that desperate
>>52984420
you must be an angry Moroccan living in Germany, I mean it wouldn't surprise since it's fucking Germany
>>52964937
English.
Any romance language.
Chinese, Korean, Dutch, Vietnamese, Turkish, Finnish, Russian, English, Ukrainian, Silesian, Danish, Arabic, Swahili, Estonian, Hawaiian, Cherokee, English, French, Bislama, Esperanto, Swedish, English, French, Italian, French, Chinese, Java, Pascal, English
>>52984228
>Norway didn't exist for most of the past millennium
He's not wrong
learn2read
esperanto is easely the absolute worst
