/collapse/ general
You can only post ITT if your country's economy is currently crashing with no survivors
Invited: Canada, Brazil, Australia, Greece, Spain, Portugal, Russia, France
Why France? They're not doing that bad
Sup lads
There's literally only Greece, Spain and maybe Portugal and Russia at a push that this thread applies to...
>>52960819
>be french
>get run over, again
>>52960792
Once the niggers claim majority the state shall decay because niggers can not manage countries.
since when are we doing fine?
>>52960751
No Argentina?
Reporting in
>>52960934
They are in a perpetual state of collapse, they can't really "collapse" because that is their natural state
>>52960751
I thought Canada was ok tbqh desu.
Dunno how is it in Quebec though.
>>52961040
hey you forgot us
we are failing hard due to EU, the euro and our shit government
Hello
>>52960934
Argentina crashed already. Now it's time for them to rise from the ashes.
>be me, born in a poor family
>study, get into nice university for free
>go abroad with full scholarship
>get nice job
>mfw my financial situation just gets better over time, and I can't even notice the crisis
http://business.financialpost.com/investing/trading-desk/tsx-is-the-worst-performing-developed-market-this-year?__lsa=4d14-5576
>Canada is the worst-performing developed market this year
>The country’s part in the index is now down 12.2 per cent for the year, representing the worst performance of any developed market in the world
JUST
>>52961119
> CD
> collapse
more like "decline".
Reporting
I like to buy legos and play with them.
I purchase them online, and have been targeting Canadian sellers.
Thank you based canapoors.
>>52961909
t. 8 year old with a credit card
>having a good economy
>>52961963
I am actually an adult with a fiance, a job and a mortgage.
But Legos are my thing. I like to live on the edge.
>>52961218
Me yesterday
>>52961171
We're failing because our private sector is shit 2bh family.
>>52962060
>I am actually an adult
Manchildren are adults I suppose
Buying shit on Ebay is fucking painful now.
Oh what's this? Something for $50 USD? oh that's not too bad, in CAD that's probably like $57.....OH WAIT IT'S NOT 2012 IT'S FUCKING 2016 SO IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING $90 CAD
FUCKING HORSESHIT
>>52962115
Yes, legally and biologically I can be classified as an adult human male.
>>52962115
>hurr adults aren't allowed to have fun
Don't be a fucking dunce.
>$1 australian = $0.70 US
How you want your economy familia?
Based eastern europe on the rise (from 2011)
Thank you for the sanctions btw. Fuck Ukraine. We don't deserve to suffer bad relatiins with Russia because of them.
>on steam
>see game
>oh lol it's only $30, fucking bargain!
>paypal screen
>Its $50
>>52962284
>Used to make fun of Australians expensive vidya games
>tfw we are now in the same situation
>>52962354
More like
>see game
>it's $90
>fucking bargain!
>paypal screen
>it's actually $120
JUST
>>52962309
>Fuck Ukraine
Sorry, you said "fuck" what?
>>52962309
Ukraine is Western and Tolerant
WWIII when?
>>52960751
>France
what
We pulled out of the gutter somehow, you could at least give us that
>>52962442
There's some pretty decent sales on at the moment
its not you retard
its going back to the way it was before you were born
the commodities boom drove us up to 1:1 with USD, and now its ending
how's socialism working out for ya?
>>52962527
>buy game
>download is 30gb
>never play game
If it weren't for the price changes on my neet commodities I'd probably not even know about the crisis.
That and chimps on the street making it hard for me to buy bread. It's like they think the government that's eating lobster in some penthouse thousands of kilometers away notice/care about them chimpying.
>>52962541
Cool, now all the prices just have to drop back down to how it was before I was born.
Can't wait for that to totally happen.
>>52962630
minimum wage was lower
fuck off edgy millennial
>sbane
>crashing
We are recovering friends.
>>52960751
Are we invited?
Alri lads
>>52962442
>>52962527
>>52962602
Just get Duke Nukem 3D if it's still for sale, it's ageless and great
>>52962749
>Just get Duke Nukem 3D if it's still for sale, it's ageless and great
mail order canadian brides when
>>52962868
RARE
A
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>>52961382
>>go abroad with full scholarship
>abroad in Brazil
>>52962868
I didn't understand this reaction meme :s
>>52962868
>pitcairn
theres only like 50 people there. nice proxy
>>52962946
I interpreted it that he went abroad to a foreign uni and was then able to get a good job in Brazil.
>>52962868
>tfw 1/67 of a population has posted on /int/
>tfw all post-soviet countries are crashing except baltics which growth just slowed down
lmao good thing we got away from russia as fast as we could
In Italy it became a taboo to say economy is going to shit because this guy will call you a ''owl'' (pessimist)
>>52963038
more like 3/67th. old tom and betty just posted in a different thread
>>52963047
Baltic countries are based, good job.
>>52963308
please annex as states
>>52962868
Fletcher Christian
>>52963038
most likely proxy
:)
Economy shrank by 0.4 % in 2015
>tfw you will never have a chance at a first world economy again
It's killing me inside
>>52963174
Nice turtle flag Australia.
Life is hard :DDDD
>>52960751
>tfw Greece is the Bane of EU
Feels good man
>economy
There's other ways to crash you know. Ask Germany, Sweden, Mexico, or any other failed/failing state about that.
Seriously why isn't U.S failing?
Weren't we the epicenter for all this shit?
I'm beginning to think that bailing out the business, banks, autoshops and dumping money into wallstreet while ignoring the demand-side economy worked.
Funny because both libertarians and liberals absolutely hated it but it seems decent. Or maybe everywhere else got so cucked that the money naturally is invested here.
>>52960751
>no ukraine
haha
i hope america collapses
>>52962690
>We are recovering friends.
Yeah sure, i guess you didn't really know what happened in the last 20 of december elections.
>>52962477
>supporting nazis
>raping Russian kids
>"""tolerant"""
>>52964194
If Catalonia and Basque become independent then how fucked the rest of Spain will be?
>>52964410
Well Madrid would become the absolute powerhouse of Spain, and Andalucia, Extremadura and Murcia would begin to be in serious trouble due to lack of competitiviness and productivity. The rest would be as fucked as now I guess, and well overall the Spanish state wouldn't be able to gain as much tax money as it's able now (although the Basque Country has already a weird legal status by which they don't have to pay that much money)
So overall yeah pretty fucked, but the Basques and the Catalonians would be even more fucked.
>>52963984
Both the US and the UK seem to be doing pretty well tbf, feels good
>>52963984
because US controls the dollar and can just dump all of their debts on other countries whenever shit starts hitting the fan
its widely agreed that if not for that, the US would have probably not survived the 2008 crisis
>>52962060
>Lego"""""s"""""
>>52964410
>Euskadi
Nothing of worth would be lost aside from a privileged region that doesn't pay as much taxes.
>Cataluña
20% of the country's GDP would be lost, alongside the largest port in the nation.
If such a situation were to happen, Madrid would more than likely leave the country too, since it's not like we would willingly support the rest of the country alone.
Why don't you invite me?
>tfw perpetual eternal collapse
>>52962946
ciência sem fronteiras
>>52960751
Our economy is not crashing
Please remove Australia from this list.
We will be in surplus by 2021.
>>52965425
It's already crashed xDDDDDDDD
>>52965101
Algeciras and Valencia are larger ports.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_busiest_ports_in_Europe
http://ccaa.elpais.com/ccaa/2013/08/23/valencia/1377256256_866958.html
What ia going on with canadiano economy?
>>52965660
Oh, wow, I ate the separatist lie like a goy.
>>52965689
>canadian
>>52965689
It wasn't super amazing to begin with, but then certain """politicians""" decided to devote huge amounts of time/money to exploiting fossil fuels. and then fuel prices fell through the floor.
>>52965428
You seem to be very confident in china's economy if you think you'll be running surpluses anytime soon.
>>52965892
Was that really the case?
My environmental studies teacher made it sound like it was the private sector who fucked up and invested too much while the government wanted to diversify
>>52963047
>we're improving
Well, why is everyone leaving en masse then?
>>52966048
>Was that really the case?
No it's just a meme people believe for some reason
>>52964855
Sorry, I meant Lego Bricks, which are a free component of a fully functioning Lego Bricks and Toys system under the Lego Brand Framework.
daily reminder the military government wanted to prevent this. did nufin wron
>>52962102
jejejejejejejejejeje
no
>>52962868
wad de fugggggg
I thought it was just australia again
>>52960751
Bitch pease, our economy crashes every few years.
>>52962284
We WANT a low dollar you poof
>>52967694
cuz they actually pussies
>>52963984
>dump your shit on the rest of the world
>"WOW we aren't drowning in our shit anymore. Ibrahim!"
>>52971187
i wanna cuddl
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>>52963706
how did it compare to other first world cunts in that era?
>>52962893
You can already get Chinese wives
>>52962712
Our gas price is lower, so I think we have something good.
>>52971198
>Exporting to America
What venomous cunt bit you m8? How could you even compete with China, Japan and vietnam in the pacific?
Don't you guys export metals to China? Bad Au$ means your precious metals go quicker. Sure, more jobs in export and mining but that is a disaster for long term growth considering you would need to dissolve your capital investments in mining afterwards and the obvious fact that the metals will run out, depriving your children of their value.
>>52960751
Portugal isn't collapsing. It's just not evolving that much.
>>52962060
>An adult
>Collects legos
Such a tale cannot be fucking forged
>>52961294
They wont though, because argentines are such absolute, unfathomable shit.
>>52971198
You want to sew our shoes?
>>52971761
>people still acting like mining is a big thing in Australia
It's like 5% of the economy
>>52971957
Lego Bricks or Toys.
>>52971830
isn't your population expected to drop by 20% or something over the next few decades?
>>52960751
We gonna get fucked this year
>>52972283
Isn't your population expected to become entirely Muslim over the next few decades?
>>52972313
shitty memes aside, this is a genuine thing because their birthrate is so low
>>52972283
It's not just in Portugal...
>>52972383
>global population dropping by 20%
I'd be up for that
Am I invited to?
>>52972376
We still have some okish replacement rate in the south. But of course, it's due to immigration (mostly from Brazil Romenia and Ukraine)
>>52972011
wow rude
Canadians already flock across the border to buy our groceries, what will they do now?
>>52960751
Honestly any recession we have will be a soft landing
t. Paulo Keatingo
>>52972288
Why?
Can everyone stop making fun of Trudeau?
I mean, come on, he only took over in December, the dollar was already dropping for a few years with Harper. It's like blaming the 2009 US collapse on Obongo, it's not fair!
>>52972408
It's what happens when half your population consists of 80 year olds
>>52972515
t. trudeau
>>52964194
And what exactly happened on 20D?
>>52972544
t. negro puto
>>52972515
>>52972544
>I mean, come on
confirmed
>>52960751
whats wrong in Canada?
As I understood it your economy will be relatively stable as long as ours is. Considering 70% of your economy is tied to the US.
Hey faggots, we are fucked up
>>52972622
It's 2016, guys. No need for memes.
>>52962123
So the dollar is fuckzd cos no one will buy their stuff ?
>>52972632
>whats wrong in Canada?
>As I understood it your economy will be relatively stable as long as ours is. Considering 70% of your economy is tied to the US.
And there is your answer
>>52972694
"We" mainly invested in oil, rather than diversifying, so when the oil went down, so did the CAD.
>>52972712
Our economy is doing well though. I know you don't actually know anything except for memes and butthurt.
But the US is currently winning again on the global stage. Now go brag about "muh oil" somewhere else, real countries are talking.
>>52962060
>I am actually an adult
>I like to live on the edge.
>>52972737
Alright, to be fair, your economy is slightly recovering.
But I wouldn't exactly say that the US is among the countries that's doing great these days.
http://www.usdebtclock.org/world-debt-clock.html
I don't really see why the US even deserve an AA+ credit rating.
>>52972942
>his country didn't exceed its pre-recession level and isn't growing at 7% a year
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KEKS
>>52973010
According to the link we are almost on par with Germany in debt to GDP ratio.
>He thinks existence isn't futility
>He thinks happiness is possible
>He thinks life has objective or meaning
>He believes in a reward
>He thinks his effort will have a payback
>He thinks all he does isn't totally useless
>He still hasn't gone on like a drone in a vain effort to keep lying to himself or killed himself shuffling his mortal coil
>>52963984
>liberals absolutely hated it
I thought liberals wanted it. Don't conservatives want government to stay out?
>>52975529
The stimulus package was done under bush. Remember Occupy wall street was a liberal/progressive movement with libertarian cuck supporters.
>>52966836
Shhh no tears
>Greece
>>52961040
Montréal is one of the most corrupt cities in Canada, but the rest of Quebec seems okay, though I don't know much about it.
>>52972492
>>52960751
get FUCKED cunts
NZ will rise
>>52963174
HOLY FUCK RAREST FLAG THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING
who /big strong alpha AMERICAN US DOLLAR/ here?
But Rajoy told me on TV we're all gonna make it bruh why would he lie on national television?
>>52978053
not me desu
>>52960751
>spain
we are growning 3,5%
>>52960751
Don't worry, the state only spend 3% of the GDP more than it collect. We should not crash before all of the important people (the boomers) die. Whatever happen after is not a problem for the boomers, just for us, lesser humans.
>>52960751
not crashing to be honest
we only have mediocre growth
