You have 5 sec to be as italian as you can
No cheat
I start:
" Vaffanculo!
Italia è più forte della Francia! "
FORZA FERRARI
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WE WUZ MAFIA N SHIT
I SICILIANI SONO MIGLIORI CHE GLI ITALIANI
I can't. Italians are way to superior, us normal human being can't even try to act like one.
I'm not italian. I'm padanian.
>>52953853
>>52953872
triggered
Ayya imma 5'6 and stilla liva with my mamma at 35
IO NON SONO CACATO
>>52953664
delet this
ISTRIA FIUME E DALMAZIA
NE SLOVENIA NE CROAZIA
MAFIA MAFIA PIZZA AUTOOSTRADA FIAT GRAZIE PASTA PIZZA MAFIA
il automobile germano esta macchinae infernalae e horribilante!! me bono la bella macchina italiano, basta!
>italian americans are nothing like us
>we don't like them
>i can't understand anything they say
>i feel shame even though i already said they have nothing to do with us
*moves hands around instead of speaking*
>>52954083
Clapping when my plane lands intensifies
>>52953664
>No cheat
Then how can I be Italian?
porco dio
>>52953664
>Italia è più forte della Francia!
no italian says that
>>52953752
no italian says that
>>52953853
no italian says that
>>52953872
no non-sicilian italian says that
>>52953963
no non-retarded italian says that
etc.
you failed faggots
>>52954282
>Then how can I be Italian?
>>52954366
You mad ?
>>52954607
no, but I want you to try harder
>>52954643
I cant, the 5 sec are over
>>52954643
Our country is a country with problems just like anyone else, it's not that great.
Good enough?
Mama Mia! Spicy meata balla! Dolmio! We waza Roman! Spaghetti!
>>52953664
OP È FROSCIO E MORTO DI FAME
Guide to speaking Italian:
1. Take right hand and make your hand into a little drill, with the tips of your fingers and thumb all touching
2. Hold hand up to your face when talking to people.
3. You are now speaking Italian.
"Eyy, zass a WAHN-A SP-ICY MEAT-A-BOU-A" -t. Italian-a Person
Italians are really based 2bh imo lads. Definitely the most underrated nation in Europe.
>sharpest suits and shoes
>Roman empire
>invented the whole renescience and enlightenment thingie
>they say German inferiority complex towards superior Italian culture caused the whole nazism chimp out
>were always the best, richest, and most developed pre-oil era
>(together with Greeks) the foundation of European culture and values (Greco-Roman everything)
>can into food
Dont know why /int/ disses them so hard.
>>52955871
They're the rudest people in yurop also. Unlike greeks.
>>52955871
thx bro
>>52954366
Because it should be "che la Francia (di merda)"?
>>52955965
Maybe its just individuals? I mean you know, people dont just wake up and say "what a wonderful day to be rude", maybe those few people in particular had a rough life or something and just happened to be Italian...
Immma blue da ba dee da ba dai
>>52956064
I've visited greece and italy recently and the way they behave is completely different. I would rather stick to greeks than italians, and i used to love italy before visiting italy while i never gave a fuck about greece.
>>52954035
>>52954104
>>52954168
>>52954282
>>52955170
>>52955695
Yeah tell me more about my country.
>>52956245
10/10
>>52956299
>some encounters represent the whole country
what happened
I am drunk on wine, I will have some bread and sausage now
>>52956617
so why do Italian girls like Anglo men so much?
I will make them an offer they can't refuse.
Oof marone! Muh gabagool bragiole!
>>52954083
T-tomislav knows
Shut down everything
>>52956902
idk they are attracted by ugly betas maybe
>>52955871
True (apart from shoes). Italy is cool, and Italians are nice people. City-states were based AF.
>>52957053
>tfw I have had sex with 6.5 Italian girls when you have had none
>>52957144
>6.5
t. pedophile
>>52957163
isn't he age of consent in Italy like 14
>>52957186
yes
>>52957144
>Let me tell you about your sexual life
>>52957206
well it was legal then so dw
>>52957144
Like you fucked a halved corpse or a midget?
Good to know you are in that island mostly.
>has to imitate an Italian
>imitates Italian-Americans
>>52957053
I'll have you know I have 3 Italian qts I met on interpals
>>52953664
Here are your menus? Would you like to order drinks now?
>>52957323
>3 italian qts
They are males and probably look like this
*talk so fast my tongue flies out*
>>52953926
if you squint just the right way it look like your flags crying ;-;
>>52957313
>implying Gandolfini isn't better than every "real" Italian
>>52957313
>mfw southern Italians cucked central, northern and Sardinian Italians by making the general Italian stereotype to be their one
>>52957377
not true, we cammed and they told me Italian men are really gay and creepy and not romantic at all
>>52957484
t. Mauru Porcu
>>52957053
that post is 2000% true, also why they like fucking prostitutes so much.
>>52957484
t. South Swiss
>>52957485
>why would i lie on the internet?
A WHERA DI GABAGOO
>>52957608
nice try bosnia
>>52957485
> can't find a gf irl
> can't find a gf nearby with tinder or badoo or whatnot
> brag about fucking interpals with meme qts there
Dude that's pathetic.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*makes wild hand gestures*
SO HOLD UP-A HOLD UP-A
*rides vespa*
SO U BE-A SAYING
*participates in organised crime*
SO HOLD UP-A U BE-A SAYING
*eats spicy meatball*
EEEYYY SO U BE-A SAYING
*creates fascism*
U BE-A SAYING
*calls cunnilingus gay*
EYYYYY HOL UP-A HOL UP-A
*speaks loudly in public places*
SO U-A SAYING
*switches sides during a world war*
WE GON BE
*takes bribe*
FINNA WE GON BE
*loses war against ethiopia*
SO WE GON BE
*builds tower incorrectly*
SOM-A FINNA
*crashes car*
HOLD UP-A SO U BE-A SAYING
*stabs opposing football fan*
SO U BE-A SAYING
*throws a bunga bunga party*
WE WUZ-A ROMANS AND SHEEEEEIIIIITTTTT???
>>52957484
*italian americans
>>52957738
You're doing it wrong Ahmet.
>>52957720
n-no, I just prefer Italian women to British whores
Io posso parlare italiano, da vero.
>>52957822
but Italian women don't prefer British men to anyone
>>52957865
everyone prefers british men, we are handsome and charming and white and rich
>>52957822
Why do you call righteous Muslim women whores?
eeey mama! ima 40 years olda so i need to move out now
>>52957776
yeah well southerners chose the right country to have their stereotype spread
Babidi boopy? Beebidi bappity boobity babidi. Baba boopy!
>>52957901
>handsome
>>52957053
>charming
>>52957053
>white
>girls who are not mentally retarded care about this
>rich
not so much
>>52957819
>>52957913
>le ebin muslim meme
>meanwhile there are parts of your country literally under active islamist insurgency
>>52957738
we don't speak like that
>>52957979
if it isn't true, why do italian qts like me more than others senpai?
>>52958026
meanwhile there are parts of your country literally under active islamist sharia
>>52958055
did you forget where you're writing?
madonna ragazzi
>>52958065
even if this was true, that would be a rare exception
>>52958121
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>52958026
>meanwhile there are parts of your country literally under active islamist insurgency
>>52958156
don't ruin my hopes and dreams
COOOOOOOOOOOOOON TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52958121
DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY DELETE THIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52958121
DELET
>>52958200
PARTIOOOOOOOO
>>52957738
>WUZ
There are still romans today. They're italians from the city of Rome.
>>52958026
Nah, parts of my country were that way for ages. It's more like we've grabbed ourselves some muslim territories.
>actually I'm not Italian I'm Venetian
>yeah from Friuli
>>52958179
sorry
>>52958244
t. Alessandro
>>52958065
Because you are pizdolis I figure.
>>52958121
delet this
>>52957738
lel made me chuckle 10/10
GIOVINEZZA GIOVINEZZA
PRIMAVERA DI BELEEEZZAAA
>>52958244
>Plebandre
>>52958093
in a gay thread made by a gay brit fajet?
we talk like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhC6N_1c-7A
>>52958121
>>52957966
Oh wow le Family Guy haha XDDDD
You have all my keks upvoted XDD good meme
>>52957738
CARMELLAAAAAAAAAA
*breathes heavily through nose*
I SAID I LIKE 'SOME' PULP NOT THIS MUCH PULP
*gestures at OJ container with hands*
>>52958121
Hy ты и мpaзь.
>>52958121
That's just sick, bro
>>52958244
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52958375
excuse me it was a Frenchman who made this thread
>>52958253
>Venetian
>Friuli
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
People from Friuli hate people from Venice and vice versa
Al di là de laghe tutti terrùn
>>52958121
''''''''''italian''''''''''-americans actually do this abomination.
1:11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eVqdnDk02Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbtqi2cHHr4
>>52958444
>alessandro
>not italian-american
>>52958422
What heritage? I'm actually italian who speaks italian natively. I've been here in Canada since three years only and will leave permanently very soon. Don't associate me with the Jersey Shores, thanks.
>>52958374
t. memelord still pretending that I'm french
>>52958428
>Friuli-Venezia Giulia
Fidi putano.
Alternatively:
Dio cane
Dio porco
Or
Porco dio
Cane dio
t. I live in friuli
Bunga bunga!
Let's go elect a 90 year old who spends all his time doing coke and fucking 15 yr prostys.
Bunga bunga!
>>52958426
french, brit, same shit to me
>>52958506
>>52958444
never seen it
why are you saying youre italian if you are in canada btw
>>52958508
Venice is in Veneto though
DIO CANO
mamma mia, I sure do love Italian wine
>>52958121
Amerifat here
We eat pasta with ketchup all the time. What's wrong with it?
what, you don't like tomato sauce?
>>52958507
t. Alessandro
post yfw you realised you are every italian girl's dream
>>52958587
yea but youre actually french or swiss in any case right?
>>52958511
>mfw I went there in summer 2015
Nice clean water you have, but I bet it's mostly due to having rocks instead of sand.
>>52958615
>>52958586
I like to put barbecue sauce on pasta
>>52958586
It's like eating your cereals with water instead of milk.
>>52958497
10/10
>>52954366
>actually answering everything
can't handle the banter
>>52958615
They must have bad dreams after all so i guess you count in that category
ma gavte la nata
>>52958643
No. I'm italian but I will live in Ticino (Switzerland) soon. I hope I'll get my hands on pic related one day.
>PIZZA AND PASTA IS AN ITALIAN INVENTIOON MARCO YOLO BROUGHT IT TO ASIA NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
>>52958706
Beautiful flag.
>>52958731
>non valorizzare la citttadinanza italiana
sei un traditore peo
>>52958731
didnt really care i just know i can always collect the autistic responses from (you)
Italian girls are fucking sluts, they let me fuck them bareback, fuck them up the arse, cum inside them, cum on their face, they lick your arsehole, slap them around, anything you want these bitches do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYIjUGOr0HA
>>52958645
I think it's because of all the islands.
I was only once at an Italian beach and it was in Fano. I was too young to appreciate the Roman stuff there, but the pizza I ate there was terrible and the sea was full of jellyfish and it stung like a motherfucker.
This year I'll probably be in Grado since it's close to where I live and hopefuy won't have any jellyfish.
>>52958762
>>52958706
denmark stole piemontes flag
I got the ragu for spaghetti tonight
>>52958785
>asks a question
>gets an answer
>''HURR DURR UR AUTISTIC XD''
>>52958121
my first exposure to this was doing a High School exchange in Germany. those savages ate this shit.
S P A G H E T T I
A
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T
A
>>52958790
kek
how the fuck can you live with british slags
>>52958857
haha fail xd
>>52958853
is it at least a crappy bottled red sauce or something, and not ketchup?
>>52958857
lol dumb ameritard
>>52958790
>brits
>talking to girls
HEH
>>52958790
you mean in Italy, or visiting UK?
Do Italian/Spanish girls like northern-looking guys? I'm a blond Anglo >heritage myself.
>>52958939
No, I mean the German kids would put ketchup straight on pasta. I'd never seen that, or seen it since.
L'Italia è un paese che fa schifo, il nostro popolo è un popolo corrotto e disorganizzato che non sa fare niente. Perché se noi fossimo come i tedeschi, l'italia sarebbe una fonte d'orgoglio a tutto il mondo. Povera Italia!
>>52958987
blonde people in Italy are called "biondi\biondo"
Usually ridiculed for looking like girls
Blue eyes are ok
>>52958497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwqaGYwlbrM
>>52958987
Dont trist him,italian girls gives 2 shits about if you are blonde or not and they find bad italian stupid.
If you wanna get laid got to south america.
>>52958987
>you mean in Italy, or visiting UK?
both
>Do Italian/Spanish girls like northern-looking guys? I'm a blond Anglo >heritage myself.
Yes they like Frogs, Anglos, Scandinavians, Moroccans and Albanians
Go to cities with fewer immigrants and no employment where the girls are bored, and ask girls out, meet them alone because Italian men are eternal betas who will try to cockblock you
>>52958792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Zca5vsUFE
why do the italians reply to literally everything?
>>52959077
i got laid a lot in italy tbqh
>>52959072
t. terrone ciccierone
>>52959111
because why not?
>>52959111
What does that even mean?
Bobbity boopy?
>>52959111
(You)
>>52959111
we like the attention
>>52959137
t. indonesia
>>52959127
Kek, romene e marocchine son più facili col becchime :^)
>>52959183
terrone ciccierone a cazzo e
1. Your cunt.
2. Thoughts on webm related?
>>52959111
we feel lonely
>>52959210
kurwa blyat cypa cigani Czeck jest polska
>>52959185
>
regardless, why is it surprising? if you are foreign your attractiveness will go up by a couple points.
>>52959218
>shitaly
>white
>>52959218
>Angiolini Ambra
>di Roma
>>52959285
Because is a blatant lie unless you are in a multicultural shithole
No no, it was the Germans. Please invade, we dindu nuffin.
>>52959218
>>52959294
kinda sad m8, replying to yourself and such
>>52959294
>you
>not a disgusting faggot
>>52959329
wew lad
if you want to think italian women only fuck italians you are allowed though
>>52953664
Gabagool? Ova heaah.
>>52959348
>implying I'd ever make a single post insulting Italy ironically or not
>>52959371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc3_Iy1UouQ
>>52959072
>Usually ridiculed for looking like girls
t. terrone
>>52953664
Affanculllllllooooooo!!!!!!!
>>52959384
Kek whatever obv u know more about my country than me
>>52959413
>posting a screenshot
kinda sad, mate
>>52959218
i want to cum on her legs, but now she's too old
>>52959329
>th-they do not fuck foreigners! Italian women are sweet loyal virgins!
mamma mia, you've been lied to Luigi
>>52959461
>jumping to that conclusion from anything that i said
>>52959416
Sorry my romanian friend but it still sounds turkish as fuck.
>>52959492
NotGonnaBiteIt.jpg
I just swallowed my boyfriend's cum <3
FRATELLI
D'ITALIA
>>52959416
Plenty of non-latin derived words too.
>>52959218
she looks a bit like my waifu
>>52959568
delet
>>52953664
Sorry, their level of unorganized and off schedule is not achievable in 5 seconds.
PASTA DI NONNA
>>52959568
he is not him
>>52959611
The resemblance is uncanny.
>>52959611
she looks like an arab
MORONE TU SEI IMPARZO
... walks around in underwear while gesturing wildly...
Eyyyy, what do you mean I can't go on this ride, I'm 4'10!
AIAIAIAIAIAI FRATELLI ITALIA E CAZZO BERLUSCONI E LADRO
>>52959611
Google reverse image gives me ''گلشیفته فراهانی برهنه''
Literally the only similar thing to Ambra angiolini this girl has are hair
>>52959677
What does an arab look like?
>>52959742
Anche gli occhi e le labbra peo.
>>52958731
Sardinian here, I'll move there too, it's not like I'm Italian so I won't lose anything anyway.
>>52959826
the eyes, the hair... she has Moor ancestors, I can smell it on her
>>52959742
>>52959611
pic related
>>52959858
she's from Rome
100% noble Germanic blood
>>52959677
shes persian f a m
>>52953664
*Beats mustached wife*
>>52959858
what a retard
>>52959858
That phenotype has nothing to do with ''moors''. That phenotype has existed on the italian peninsula since the Bronze Age.
It's a me, a Mario
>be italian soldier
>bordello
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_wgbiPz5M8
>>52959908
Since the neolithic to be precise
>>52959937
fuck off retard
>>52959908
so Italians have always been Semitic?
>>52959902
Dude, she looks like a Leb or Tunisian or Syrian, 100%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdTBml4oOZ8
soviet style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4SatgGwm9Q
>>52959858
why do you care lad
>>52953664
pizza pie pasta mama mia
>>52959959
>Leb or Tunisian or Syrian
Don't you know that plenty of them have a large amount of southern europeans genes? She doesn't look like some of them, it's some of them that look like her and why does it even matter? Are you some kind of freak that starts a ''racial analysis'' whenever you see someone and stares intensly at peoples' profiles in the bus?
>>52958586
people here put ketchup on lasagna
>>52959959
you've never seen such populations
>>52960086
>people here put ketchup on lasagna
>>52960084
yes, when I see a new face I imagine an Assassins Creed scenario where I trace back the ancestors in their memories, in her I saw a lot of Arabs
>>52960125
its no worse than ketchup on spaghetti and on pizza
>>52959959
Semitic is a luinguistic group you absolute retard.
YES, ebing Southern European some Italians will have curly hair or darker than average skin.
>>52960086
Do you also eat meat for dogs at breakfast?
>>52960175
i dont think many people do that here
>>52960205
ive seen people definitely put it on pizza its absurd
t. american
>>52960175
>>52960086
Why would you do something like this
>>52960257
where the fuck are you from? iowa?
>>52960152
Provide evidence that arabs conquered Rome and bred with every single native roman woman which completely altered the average phenotype. I'll wait.
I'll say it again, Ambra's phenotype has existed in Italy since the Bronze and as >>52959956 pointed out, since the Neolithic period too.
>>52960329
florida. rednecks put ketchup on spaghetti
>>52960338
I'm not saying that so much, but lots of Middle Eastern people went to Italy during the Roman empire, and later on there were many Middle Eastern slaves in Italy, then there were Arabs mixing with the local populace in Sicily...
>>52960422
>then there were Arabs mixing with the local populace in Sicily...
intermarriage was not possible and at that time arabs where not rapist savages like the germanic people who invaded sicily too
>>52960422
>lots of Middle Eastern people went to Italy during the Roman empire
and lots of Southern Europeans went to the Middle East and North Africa during the Roman Empire too.
>later on there were many Middle Eastern slaves in Italy,
[citation needed]
>there were Arabs mixing with the local populace in Sicily
As much as Scandinavians.
>>52960152
this is what an arab girl looks like
>>52960513
m8, Sicily was majority Muslim at one point, Arabs were moving in and getting the women to convert through marriage
>>52960528
just look it up, there were lots of arabs slaves there
>>52960613
>Sicily was majority Muslim
>>52960589
wtf, no it doesn't, that girl looks like a Paki, I should know
there are different kinds of Arabs, I don't think Italians look like Gulf Arabs, but they certainly look similar to the ones in North Africa and the Levant
>>52960513
>intermarriage was not possible
?
>not rapist savages like the germanic people
this and when they conquered it, they went full ''WE ARAB NOW''
>The Normans, the Hautevilles, who were descended from the Vikings, came to appreciate and admire the rich and layered culture in which they now found themselves. Many Normans in Sicily adopted some of the attributes of Muslim rulers in dress, language, literature, and even in the presence of palace eunuchs and according to some accounts, a harem.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sicily#Norman_Sicily_.281030.E2.80.931198.29
>>52960528
>As much as Scandinavians.
and by that I mean not much.
>>52960422
Italy and the rest of Europe has been settled during the neolithic age around 8000 years ago or more by immigrants from the Levant and Anatolia who brought agriculture and mixed with the local Western hunter gatherers outnumbering them.
Later during the bronze age a huge number of steppe nomads from Southern Russia and Ucraine invaded and mixed with the locals, in central and Northen Europe people have more heritage from the western hunter gatherers and the steppe nomads, while in Southern Europe, French included, people are genetically more similar to the neolithic immigrants from the neolithic, especially in Italy where Neolithic blood is around 70% everywhere, 90% in Sicily (with Arab blood too from later times) and 78% in Sardinia mostly from neolithic times and about 75-80% in most of south Italy.
>>52958586
>we
not all of us live in a trailer park
>>52960642
Sicily was like Spain, , the Muslims gradually took over, then Catholics came back and Christianised it again
>>52960673
desu I would have a harem if I could
